Kaka Stars In Bizarre Dream Sequence On Brazilian Soap – Eats Hot Dog, Plays Air Guitar At Bus Stop (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Most professional footballers idle away their off-seasons by putting the finishing touches to their tattoo sleeves and swapping STDs like Panini stickers with models on yachts off the French Riveira, but not Kaka. Oh no.

Brazil's baddest Jesus-lovin' mutha has been busying himself by starring in dream sequences on Brazilian soap operas, where he's been typecast as a leather jacket-wearing hoodlum who sticks it to the man by eating hot dogs and playing air guitar at bus stops (skip to 0:40).

Bad Boy Kaka Topples Pepe With Classic Schoolboy Takedown (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Stone cold playground classic from Kaka and his accomplice Marcelo...

Bad Boy Kaka says...

"You know what raw Rottweiler tastes like? I FRICKIN' DO!!! MWUHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" *runs away*

Video:Â Caught Offside

Manchester City

Newcastle United Boss Alan Pardew: Ben Arfa Is A Heineken Player

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By Alan Duffy

He may have barely kicked a ball for Newcastle, but according boss Alan Pardew, French winger Hatem Ben Arfa can bring a missing creativity to the Magpies.

"Pards" said: "He's a player that can reach heights that other players can't reach, that Heineken player if you like.

Let Arsene Wenger Work His Magic Charm!

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I'm assuming that Samir Nasri and Arsene Wenger will be having a chat sometime soon.

A nice face to face talk with hopefully no slimy agents any where near the vicinity. I'm sure a Rottweiler or Martin Keown could guard the door.

We all know that Wenger can be very persuasive when he wants to be.

The Rest

Champions League: Leicester Fans Unfurl Huge Banner Of Craig Shakespeare Riding A Rottweiler (Photo)

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Claudio who? Leicester City fans saluted theirnew hero ahead of last night's Champions League second-legger against Sevilla with an enormous banner unfurled in the stand behind the goal at the King Power Stadium.

It depicted Ranieri's replacement, Craig Shakespeare, fully suited and riding into battleon the back of a giant rottweiler.

Marcell Jansen´s Facebook-Hund

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Marcell Jansen ist Fussballerbeim Hamburger SV und gelegentlich auch mal in der deutschen Nationalmannschaft. Er ist auch, und auch das ist nichts Neues für uns, ein kleiner Selbstdarsteller und genau hier setzt unsere Geschichte ein. Marcell Jansen ist großer Hundefan, ja er liebt Hunde und das haben seine Teamkollegen beim Hamburger SV auch schon zu [.