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D.C. United

D.C. United makes it three straight 1-0 wins in victory over New England Revolution

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Luciano Acosta's 5th goal of the season was enough to send United to a third straight shutout win

Despite getting no contribution from emerging star attacker Own Goal, D.C. United posted a third straight 1-0 triumph tonight before 13,539 at RFK Stadium. Luciano Acosta's 71st minute goal did the trick, as the Black-and-Red finished a busy week by taking all nine points available.

D.C. United 2014 preseason minutes tracker v.4.0 - Incorporating the first win in entirely too long

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Ben Olsen experimented with the formation again, finally finding something that would create a goal for the Black-and-Red, and the depth chart came a little bit more into focus.

One name you won't see on this depth chart: Own Goal, who - after bouncing around from team to team to punish D.C.

Videos

Champions League: Young Boys Defender Kasim Nuhu Scores Utterly Delightful 91st-Minute Own-Goal To Hand CSKA Victory (Video)

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With the scoreline goalless and the 91st minute steadily wicking away, it looked for all the world like the first leg of Young Boys' Champions League play-off against CSKA Moscow was dead set to finish 0-0.

Unfortunately for the Swiss side, defender Kasim Adams Nuhu chose that exact moment to unleash hell (under minimal pressure) on the edge of his own 18-yard box.

Paide In Full: Estonian Side Score Classy Own Goal Within 14 Seconds Of Kick-Off Without Opponents Touching The Ball (Video)

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If you think you're having a bad day at the office then spare a thought for Estonian side Paide Linnameeskond, who scored an own goal of real craft at the weekend.

Paide travelled to the country's capital city to face Levadia Tallinn in a vital last-16 Estonian Cup clash.

The away side gave their opponents the start dreams are made of by passing the ball neatly across defence before left-back Martin Kase tucked it away deftly in his own net with less than 15 seconds on the clock.

Inter Milan: Geoffrey Kondogbia Claws One Back For Chelsea With Outstanding 50-Yard Lob Own-Goal (Video)

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If only o' only there were a Puskas Award for own-goal of the season, Geoffrey Kondogbia may just have sealed the 2017/18 edition several weeks before the start of the season.

The Inter Milan midfielder pulled one back for Chelsea in the latter stages of their International Champions Cup friendly in Singapore, casually clipping a 50-yard lob over his own goalkeeper.

Retro Football: Henrik Larsson Gets Celtic Career Off To An Absolute Bloody Stinker, 1997 (Videos)

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Today marks the 20th anniversary of the day Henrik Larsson first pitched up at Celtic Park with a glint in his eye and a head festooned with matted off-beige tendrils.

Celtic paid just £650,000 to purloin the Swedish striker from Feyenoord and, by the time he left for Barcelona in 2004, he'd arguably just about paid for himself.

Well Struck, Sir: Uruguay Defender Jose Gimenez Scores Beautifully Executed Own-Goal Against Italy (Video)

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With half-time upon us, Italy are currently 1-0 up against Uruguay in their friendly encounter at the Allianz stadium in Nice.

The Azzurri kicked off with several fresh young faces in their starting line-up, including aninternational start for 18-year-old goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma.

However, theAzzurri hadUruguay defender JoseGimenez for making the breakthroughin the 7th minute the Atletico Madrid centre-half connecting sweetly with a bouncing ball to arrow the ball past his own goalkeeper from the edge of the box.

Swiss Lower Leagues: Pully Football Defender Scores Inexplicably Brilliant Bicycle Kick Own-Goal (Video)

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Just when you thought you'd seen it all, some beautifully graceful clod down in the Swiss lower leagues goes and redefines the very essence of the spectacular own-goal.

The auto-but we're referencing came in a recent Vaudoise Cup tie between Swiss sixth-tier sides Pully Football and FC Renens.

Classic Moments: Jamie Pollock Paints His Masterpiece With Majestic Own-Goal Against QPR, 1998 (Video)

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You may not be aware, but today marks the anniversary of one of the most significant matches in the entire 154-year history of association football.

Manchester City 2-2 Queens Park Rangers April 25th, 1998.

Knowing full well that a win and a win alone couldprevent their relegation to the third tier, Man City (21st in the league) met fellow stragglers QPR (22nd) in the penultimate game of the First Division season.

Championship: Brighton ‘Keeper David Stockdale Scores Two Almost Identical Own-Goals In Space Of 20 Minutes (Video)

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Brighton missed out on the chance to clinch the Championship title on Friday night after slumping to a 2-0 defeat against Norwich at Carrow Road.

It proved to be a naffold night for Seagulls goalkeeper David Stockdale who technically scored both of Norwich's goals, and all in the space of 20 first-half minutes.

FAIL: Silkeborg Captain Dennis Flinta Delicately Chips ‘Keeper To Score Delightful Own-Goal (Video)

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Nordsjaelland absolutely panned Silkeborg in the Danish Superliga on Friday night to leapfrogabove their vanquished opponents in mid-table.

The home side ran out 5-1 winners thanks in part to a helping hand from Silkeborg captainDennis Flinta, who scored their third goal of the evening with a delightfully deft chip over his own goalkeeper.

EFL Cup: Jores Okore Scores Laughable Own-Goal As Aston Villa Beaten 3-1 By League Two Giants Luton (Video)

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Though they battled bravely, plucky little Aston Villa ended up tumbling out of the League Cup at the first hurdle with a 3-1 defeat against League Two behemoths Luton Town on Wednesday night.

Villa pushed hard from the off and actually nudged themselves ahead through Jordan Ayew in the 13th minute but Luton came haring back to win as a 66th-minute own-goal from Jores Okore sealed the Championship side's fate.

Ipswich vs Tranmere: Come All Ye Faithful And Marvel At This Mesmerisingly Crap Passage Of 90’s Football (Video)

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They don't make 'em like that any more

There can benothing finer in this world that a satisfyingly crap passage of 90's football and the examplewe've stumbled across today is one of the very crappest.

Theparticular vignette in question came during a lively old First Division ding-dong between Ipswich Town and Tranmere Rovers circa 1995/96.

Blame It On Jam Sandwiches: Minnesota United Laugh Off Sammy Ndjock’s Ridiculous Own-Goal Against Bournemouth With Cracking Little Video

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Minnesota United have produced a cracking little video to explain just why their goalkeeper, Sammy Ndjock, chucked the ball directly into his own net in a pre-season friendly against Bournemouth in midweek.

It transpires that, as per the video, the Cameroonian 'keeper was innocently preparing himself a jam sandwich in the minutes leading up to kick-off.

Clanger: Minnesota United ‘Keeper Scores Top Notch Own-Goal In Friendly Against Bournemouth (Video)

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Bournemouth took on Minnesota United on Wednesday evening in the final game of the stateside leg of their pre-season tour, eventually sauntering their way to a comfortable 4-0 win over their NASL opponents.

The Cherries were helped on their way by a truly calamitous own-goal from Minnesota 'keeperSammy Ndjock, a former Cameroon international no less.

FAIL: Syria Accidentally Kick-Start Japan Rout By Notching Fantastic Own-Goal To Open Scoring (Video)

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Japan well and truly trounced Syria on Tuesday evening, sticking five unanswered goals past their opponents on the nighttofinish top of their World Cup qualifying group.

Alate three-goal salvo saw Japan round out the scoring in the last six minutes, but it was their 17th-minute opener that grabbed Pies' eye.

Santiago Vergini Scores Own Goal of the Season Contender

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It was a god damn awful day in the Premier League for Sunderland as they were hammered 8-0 against Southampton at St Mary's today.

And it all started following a screamer from Santiago Vergini in the 12th minute, as he powered an unstoppable volley past his own keeper as he tried to make a clearance which ended up like something not out of place if hit by Ronaldo or Messi in La Liga!

Gibralter Keeper Score’s Cracking Own Goal

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Gibralter's goalkeeper Jordan Perez had an absolute nightmare at the Aviva today not only did he contrive to concede 7 goals but also scored probably the pick of the bunch himself no less he was also replaced on the hour mark with the game at 7-0!

Suppose his performance can be forgiven for he double's as a Fireman during his daily life, I just hope he's better at putting out fires than he is trying to save shots!

Eliaquin Mangala’s Stunning Own Goal

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Manchester City's Summer signing Eliaquin Mangala had an absolute nightmare today in just his second start for his club.

The former Porto centre-half first put a bullet header into his own net with City leading 2-0 before gifting Hull an equalizer via the penalty spot.

However both Edin Dzeko and Frank Lampard spared his blushes as City recorded a 4-2 away win at the KC Stadium

Epic Martin Caceres Own Goal Against Chievo

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Martin Caceres scored this epic own goal after Stephan Lichtsteiner's panicked clearance came off the Juventus defenders heel to give Chievo an unlikely goal against the Serie A leaders who went on to win the tie 3-1.


Juventus Chievo 3-1 sezon 2013-2014 Serie A by GMI

Hilarious Real Sociedad Own Goal Against Non Other Than Barcelona!

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EPIC FAIL GOAL -Enaut Zubikarai Epic Own Goal BARCELONA VS REAL SOCIEDAD 2-0 05_02_2014 by Zouhair Daif

A freak own goal inadvertently scored by Real Sociedad keeper Enaut Zubikarai when his team-mate Gorka Elustado smashed a clearance off him has all but ended their chances of reaching the Copa Del Rey Final.

Hilarious Juanfran Own Goal v Barcelona

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There's not too many teams you can hand the equaliser to in any game, however handing it to Barcelona in a Cup match is a big no-no.

But thats just exactly what Levante did in their fist leg Copa Del Rey quarter Final first leg tie when Loukas Vyntra smashed an attempted clearance into the legs of the unknowing Juanfran, with the ball ending up in their own net.

Newcastle vs Bordeaux 2012 Goals 3-0 Highlights Ameobi Henrique Own Goal Cisse Europa League Video

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Time To Go Home Diego Sosa…

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TweetThere are moments in football where you can see clear as day that player just wants to go home one of those 'ground swallow me up now' moments. San Martin's Diego Sosa had one of those moments on Saturday... We do love a good own goal here at In The Stands but this has [...]

International football

England Under-20 Defender Fikayo Tomori Scores Impressive 50-Yard Own-Goal Against Guinea (Video)

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Having taken the lead just five minutes beforehand, England found themselves pegged back by Guinea in their Under-20 World Cup group game when Chelsea youngster Fikayo Tomori scored a truly fantastic own-goal.

Under pressure some 50 yards out, Tomori attempted to play a firmly struck back-pass to goalkeeper Dean Henderson.

Russian FA Pull Plug On Half-Time Commemoration Of Vasily Beresutki’s 100th Cap After Untimely Own-Goal

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Sunday was a special onefor Vasily Berezutski as the veteran Russian defender brought up a century of appearancesfor his country in a friendly against Costa Rica.

Unfortunately, Berezutski wasn't able to mark the occasion with a victoryas Costa Rica went on to win4-3 in Krasnodar.In fact, the 34-year-old centre-back's big day transpired to be something of a farce.

Newcastle United

Watch: When Thierry Henry Hears ‘Own Goal’ Is Arsenal’s Top Scorer This Season

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Arsenal have beaten Newcastle United 0-1. The scorer was Own Goal also the scorer when they won at Crystal Palace.

Thierry Henry hears the news that of three Premier League goals for Arsenal this season to date, Own Goal has scored two:

When Thierry Henry hears ‘own goal' is Arsenal's top scorer this season.

Sickening Late Own Goal Robs Newcastle Of A Famous Victory

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Newcastle were robbed of a famous victory at Sunderland today, and after holding out for 60 minutes with just 10 men, a late own goal from Demba Ba gave Sunderland a point. Cheick Tiote sent off he lost us this game Newcastle gave a gallant display this afternoon at the Stadium of Light [...]


Sporting Kansas City

Sporting Take Care of Business

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Sporting KC took care of business on Saturday night at Sporting Park against the Colorado Rapids 2-0. The win was an expected result for Kansas City against a Rapids team that currently sits at the bottom of the Western Conference and has won just twice in their last 31 league games.

Early on, KC was able to take the game to the Rapids and could have taken the lead in the fifth minute off a Benny Feilhaber corner, but Chance Myers wasn't able to direct the ball on goal, instead putting it over the net.

Sporting Lay Four on the Impact

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It took a while to get things going last night for Kansas City, but when they did they were able to sweep aside the Montreal Impact, keeping them winless on the season and picking up their third win of the season themselves.

KC controlled the game early on against the Impact, as they seemed to sit back, playing the style many expected from Frank Klopas' team.

Late Goals Lead to Draw

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If you'd have told me before this weekend that Sporting KC would go into Dallas and take a point off FC Dallas where they haven't loss since July last year, I would have absolutely taken it. And if you'd shown me the stats from last night without the score line I would have gladly taken a draw, Dallas dominated most categories offensively and had almost 60% possession.

Onto the Quarters for Sporting

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Sporting KC took care of business at home last night, earning themselves their fourth trip in five years to the US Open Cup quarterfinals. Unfortunately in none of those other 3 years has KC been able to win their quarterfinal match up. On June 26th against Dayton, KC will have the opportunity to break that cycle.

World of Soccer

Free Scoring Keeper Scores Bizarre Own Goal

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Sao Paulo goalkeeper Rodrigo Ceni who has amassed over 100 goals somehow scores this bizarre own goal against Nautico last week.

Free Scoring Keeper Scores Bizarre Own Goal

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Sao Paulo goalkeeper Rodrigo Ceni who has amassed over 100 goals somehow scores this bizarre own goal against Nautico last week.

The Rest

Swansea: New Signing Mike Van Der Hoorn Once Scored A Stunning Own-Goal For FC Utrecht (Video)

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The bloke holding the Swansea City shirt aloft you see up there is Mike van der Hoorn, who has just joined the Welsh club from Ajax in a deal worth€2.5million.

The 23-year-old, a former Netherlands U21 international, arrives from the Eredivisie with adecent reputation for being a tough, reliable young centre-half who seems to be improving year on year.

Silly Jan Kirchoff Own Goal Against Chelsea

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It's hard to believe that three pro players couldn't make a call and deal with this but that's exactly what we witnessed tonight during Chelsea's 5-0 romp in Germany.

Despite not a Chelsea player in sight three Schalke defenders somehow challenge for the same ball with Jan Kirchoff heading home a silly own goal to give Chelsea a 3-0 half-time lead!

Terrible Panathiniakos Own Goal v Lazio

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This terrible back-pass from Panathiniakos defender Seitaridis to ?, put Lazio 1-0 up in Athens last night, thankfully for him the game ended in a 1-1 draw instead of a 1-0 win for the Italians.

Jogo 0559/2012 - Amistoso - Brasil 8x0 China

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Mais um jogo amistoso, foi disputado no dia 10/09/2012, na cidade de Recife-BRA, onde jogaram as seleções do Brasil (12º no ranking da FIFA) e a seleção da China (78º no ranking da FIFA).

Antes desse jogo, as 2 seleções jogaram:
Copa do Mundo
2002 Jeju 08/06/2002 BRA 4:0 (3:0) CHN Partidas da fase de grupos


Amistosos
2003 Guangzhou 12/02/2003 CHN 0:0 BRA


Jogos Olímpicos
2008 Qinhuangdao 13/08/2008 CHN 0:3 (0:1) BRA Primeira Fase


O árbitro, foi: Roberto Silvera-URU

Scout:

Ramires (23) 3º gol 1 - 0 Neymar (26) 10º gol 2 - 0 Lucas Rodrigues (49) 2º gol 3 - 0 Hulk (54) 5º gol 4 - 0 Neymar (54)11º gol 5 - 0 Neymar (60) 12º gol 6 - 0 Liu Jianye (70 Own goal) 7 - 0 Oscar dos Santos (76) 2º gol 8 - 0




GIF It: Liverpool benefit from comedy own goal against Young Boys Bern

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Liverpool took an early lead in their Europa League match against Young Boys thanks to a wonderful header from fan favourite Own Goal. He's arguably their most potent attacking threat after Luis Suarez! Juhani Ojala was the fall guy who found himself on the scoresheet after a team-mate, under no pressure whatsoever, decided to head [.

S.A.S. Wednesday After Stats

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The game was Peter Vermes' 100th game in charge of KC in all competitions.

The own goal tonight was the first own goal that Colorado have conceded against KC.

With 6 goals, Teal Bunbury is the 5th leading scorer for KC against the Rapids all time.

Bunbury has scored 6 of KC's last 13 goals against the Rapids in all competitions since Bunbury came into the league.