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Man finds likeness of Alex Ferguson in a wine stain

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[TV anchor] "And finally a curiosity item from Walsall in the West Midlands where a dedicated Manchester United fan claims to have found the likeness of Sir Alex Ferguson, the former Manchester United manager, now a director at the club, in a wine stain.

The Afterlife of Brian

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'Nobody Ever Says Fuck You'

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stray piss on football's toilet seat over at Ruud Gullit Sitting On A Shed:::

Barry Plapp is someone you've probably never heard of, but if you're a football fan you will likely be familiar with his work.

Following Balotelli departure, Gareth Barry ready to “step up and get wacky”

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Following Mario Ballotelli's departure to AC Milan, his erstwhile Manchester City teammate Gareth Barry has told fans not to pine after the eccentric Italian as he will soon be launching "some of the zaniest sideways passes you'll ever see".

Barry added that supporters "won't know what's hit 'em", though later retracted the statementafter becoming worried that people might think he was violent, or was suggesting that they were too stupid to know that they had been hit.

The Back Stick of It

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[ESTABLISHING SHOT] Wide view overlooking Soho Square. The camera then slowly pans over to the FA Headquarters and starts to move in towards the front door.

Hey everyone: Let’s Photoshop Sam Allardyce!

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An explanation:

I am on West Ham's mailing list, having attended a pre-season friendly between West Ham vs Roma in 2007 and never unsubscribed.

These days, the top banner of the Hammers' emails features Sam Allardyce in a striking pose:

Just look at him.

“We need to be more assertive” mumbles Arsenal’s Tomas Rosicky to no-one in particular

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Following a recent run of stilted performances and poor results, Arsenal midfielder Tomas Rosicky issued a rallying whisper to his Arsenal teammates today.

Delivering a witheringly quiet rebuke in the direction of his shoes, Rosicky asked if "the rest of the team wouldn't mind awfully playing a teensy bit better if that isn't too rude to ask".

Walcott, Sturridge form new club so they can argue over who plays down the middle

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At a hastily arranged midweek, midday press conference, in a middle-of-the-road hotel in the Midlands, Arsenal's Theo Walcott and Chelsea's Daniel Sturridge came together to announcetheirplans to join forces and form their own club.

The press conference was initiallydelayed for an hour, with each player insisting that they both sat in the middle of the stage the players finally agreed to sit on the same chair, a buttock each- they informed the media of their plan by both speaking at the same time.

New advert for the Premier League is actually a terrible ‘advert for the Premier League’

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A new advert for the Premier League has received a widespread panning for being, in truth, "a terrible advert for the Premier League". Fans and critics alike have dismissed the advert for being unrealistic, bombastic, and worst of all a bit silly.

The advert, which featured a soundtrack somehow combining indie-rock, dubstep and a gravel voiced Scottish man reading naunprecedentedlyalliterative poem that may as well have been written by a 12-year-old, was shown for the first time at an all star gala co-hosted by Mark "Clem" Clement and Tim "44″ Lovejoy.

BBC desperately trying to get MOTD team to say something career-ending on air

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A BBC insider has revealed the lengths the corporation has gone to entrap the Match of the Day team- into uttering something so heinous that they have an excuse to sack them immediately.

The Match of the Day team are known to have long-term contracts with a variety of cast-iron clauses preventing them from being moved on for otherwise career-ending misdemeanours, including traffic offences, affairs, comparing a tackle to rape or not knowing anything about Hatem Ben Arfa.

Euro 2012: Battle of the Broadcasters

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who has an ace surname and runs the splendid Regista ::: Euro-time is almost upon us. And yet, most of our attention is wrongly focused on the national teams competing at the finals, when we should be weighing up the merits of the real heroes – the broadcasters.

The Lampard-Gerrard Reunion Hits the Skids

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For almost two years, English fans trembled in fear and bowed their heads in shame. For over a decade, the glorious tandem of Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard had bravely led the Three Lions to countless second rounds. Sadly, it appeared that Don Fabio Capello had forever axed the dynamic duo following World Cup 2010.

Struggling Premier League managers urge panic-shooting to overcome goals shortage

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Reports emanating from the locality of the ticker at the bottom of Sky Sports News suggest that the managers of the bottom 5 Premier League clubs have ordered their players to shoot on sight, in an attempt to ease their goals crisis and avoid relegation.

However, several current squad members and meddling ex-players who are out of work at the moment, have criticised the move and blamed their under pressure Gaffers for sparking a panic-shooting crisis.

The best things about Paintball, the Official Magazine of the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy

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Read Paintball in full in full, you hear!

It is called Paintball great brand synchronicity, guys! I bet there was a shower of high-fives, backslapping and moonwalking in the office that day; some lucky shark got to go home early.

Neil Lennon to play himself up front for the rest of the season

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Celtic manager Neil Lennon has taken the bold move of publicly revealing his tactical plans for the remainder of the 2011-12 season:Â Â playing himself, up front, on his own.

With Celtic in contention for both domestic cups, while also enjoying a 21 point lead in the Scottish Premier League, Lennon denies that the timing of his new tactics have anything to do with the current difficulties at Rangers now reportedly in danger of not completing the season.

Rafa Benitez Signs Alberto Aquilani as Guest Columnist for his Blog

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editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico :::

Grantland. The Classical. The FCF. Plenty of wonderful new sites have popped up in the last few years. However, none can match the uncanny and perceptive gaze of former Liverpool coach Rafa Benitez's own blog.