Washing machines? I eat 'em for breakfast. . The JimmyG2 Column . Welcome to No News from Anywhere apart from a little back office revelation of which more later. All quiet then on the Tottenham Front. The lads are dispersed throughout the world of sea, sunshine and sand and even if Musings knew where they were we wouldn't tell you.
There just ain't no cure for the Summer Time blues. . The JimmyG2 Column . Bored with life? Tired? Listless? Headaches? Warts? Losing the will to live? Try 'New Signings', the only guaranteed way to banish those close season blues. A new striker or two will lighten the step; a creative midfielder will bring that smile back to our faces.
You need to push a little bit harder love. . The JimmyG2 Column. . I'm still musing over the lessons and messages supplied by last season. The head says that we had a very good season under a new young manager with plenty to prove. With a transitional squad in a transitional season we went to the very edge of success.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Tottenham Hotspur. Not again. Clear off you're spoiling the party. The JimmyG2 Column . So how are you all feeling today? I was quite resigned to our situation straight after the game. 38 game season and the final league table doesn't lie. But today I woke up feeling more disgruntled and looking for someone to blame.
£5000 minimum spend but they take Luncheon Vouchers. . The JimmyG2 Column . I was surprised how sharp my reaction was to the Mirror story about four of our players and friends enjoying a night out at the 'Funky Buddha club in Mayfair this week. I usually manage to ignore such nonsense and write it off as gossip, hearsay and rumour.
More stable than we've been for years. But it will be even better when we get the new stadium. The JimmyG2 Column . So, as everyone and his best four legged friend predicted, it's going down to the wire. Whether we can climb over it, or scramble under it, or cut our way through it remains to be seen but we're still on course.
Ah. Emmanuel Adebayor I presume. . The Greg Meyer Column. . Cup Day 2013. . The Adebayor Conspiracy. . He's back to his Arsenal best. But for how long. And for whom next season. There are more questions than answers but his display against Chelsea was in the words of that Spurs master Clive Allen " a first class forward display ".
Missing Persons . OK Sarge cross him off. A Portuguese bloke phoned in. He's been found wandering around Stamford Bridge . The JimmyG2 Column. . Let's hear it for the boys. Three cheers for Adebayor; two for AVB; one for Walker and hugs, kisses and slaps on the back for all the rest. After all it's a team game and if you're on the pitch in a crucial match you must be doing
Ten minutes to go Andre. Time to wake Gareth up and get him on. . The JimmyG2 Column . Fortunately in this funny old world you don't always get what you deserve. If you did we would have got exactly nothing from the game against Southampton. We got the three points thanks to 30 seconds of quality in the 86th minute by our triple award winning star.
Oh no not again! I know exactly what you're going to say: 'How can we beat the Champions one week and then struggle to even draw with a team facing relegation the next?' Well the easy answer is because it's the Tottenham way. If your new to the club, and you must be to ask that question, get used to it.
The Vampire sizes up another victim. That's much too close Gareth. . April 27 2013 .. Spurs Great Turns Sixty Seven. . A Day In The Life Of Gareth Bale ... No Bananas At Wigan. . Those religious evangelical saviours have nothing on Andre Boas after the triumph over City. Of course one of his main disciples was back and how.
There's a lot of Snakes on this last stretch Andre. That's Chelsea on 99. . The JimmyG2 Column. . What a difference 15 minutes can make. A goal down for over an hour we virtually turned our season round with a healthy tactical shove from AVB and some shrewd and effective substitutions. Such are the wafer thin margins between success and catastrophe.
Sit down love: Everton and Arsenal drew 0-0. We'll tell you when. . The JimmyG2 Column . And so Monsieur Wenger ze tables 'av turned. We 'av you by ze throat mon ami just as you had a firm 'old on notra tonsils before. 'Ow you like zem pommes? Hugo says 'l'homme qui laughs le derniers, laughs les plus longer'.
I warned you son about missing it. Now explain it to me again starting with the run-up. . The JimmyG2 Column . 'For this relief much thanks. ' Tis bitter cold and I am sick at heart'. Two Spurs supporters on guard at Elsinore Castle in Denmark after another abortive penalty shoot out on a cold night in Switzerland.
FA to impose tighter gun control at all grounds. The Greg Meyer Column . . Top Day Top Birthday 11 April 2013. . The Crunch That Was Seen Around The World. . It certainly came at a crunch time in the life of Gareth Bale, Andre Boas and most Spurs fans worldwide. . Crash time 2155 hrs last Thursday evening at the Lane.
