Their Words The Premier League is our priority. I will try to get this club in the top 10 and then in the top eight, and maybe the top six. That's my mission. Fulham manager Martin Jol. Other Sources Passing of a generation in MLS - from MLSsoccer.com's Elijah Miller: but Thornton's status is notable as the only player who has been on an MLS roster every season since 1996.

Spotted out in San Francisco - Zombie Mia Hamm, Hope Solo, Alex Morgan and Julie Foudy!

Irgendwie ist diese Aktion schon wieder geil. Der FC Getafe, ein Vorortklub von Madrid, hat es nicht gerade leicht, sich gegen die übermächtigen Stadtkonkurrenten Real Madrid und Athletico Madrid zu behaupten und doch gelingen ihnen immer wieder Achtungserfolge. Das aber bringt dem spanischen Klub einfach keine neuen Fans und daher haben sie jetzt eine ungewöhnliche [.

By Chris Wright

Getafe aren't exactly averse to embracing the wierd and wonderful in their attempts to flog match tickets, indeed we've seen fans lay eggs and koalas commit suicide before thanks to the Spanish club.

Therefore, you'll be glad to know that their latest NSFW attempt to shill their wares ploughs a similar furrow what with it containing a group trip to the sperm back, a Getafe-themed zombie lesbian porn video and the haunting image of a sperm cell fertilising the club's badge.

Sure, the Colorado Rapids hold the MLS Cup and got to meet President Barack Obama at the White House, but let's not fool ourselves into thinking they are a good team. They come to this match merely average, much as they were last year. Yes, they've had some injuries that have reduced their effectiveness, as well as having them count on Tyrone Marshall for 14 starts and Sanna Nyassi for 5 starts.

Most unsuccessful managers dread Roman Abramovich's exit interviews

Avram Grant warns young Andre Villas- Boas that he better win big in his first season otherwise Roman Abramovich will have him thrown into a pit full of boas or worse yet change him into a zombie or Nosferatu.