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Japan: Kashima Antlers To Turn Team Of Ex-Players Into Zombies For Special ‘Escape Event’ Hosted At Their Stadium (Video)

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In what surely must be a first, Japanese side Kashima Antlers are preparing to host a special eventnext month that will see their stadium turned into the ground zeroof a zombie apocalypse.

In collaboration with video game developers Taito, the J. League champions will stage a "zombieescape" experience at Kashima Stadium in which paying customers will be tasked with.

Crystal Palace Plug Season Tickets With Cheerleaders Dancing To ‘Call Me Maybe’ In Bikinis (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Over the years, football clubs have attempted a number of ways to help shift season tickets. We've seen suicidal koala bears, sperm banks infested by zombie lesbians from the future, fans laying huge eggs actually, they were all Getafe but Crystal Palace have furrowed an altogether more traditional path this season by getting their in-house cheerleading troupe (The Crystals) to strip down to their bikinis and mime along to that infernal 'Call Me Maybe' song that's been playing on repeat in everyone's inner ears since March.

Crystal Palace Plug Season Tickets With Cheerleaders Dancing To ‘Call Me Maybe’ In Bikinis (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Over the years, football clubs have attempted a number of ways to help shift season tickets. We've seen suicidal koala bears, sperm banks infested by zombie lesbians from the future, fans laying huge eggs actually, they were all Getafe but Crystal Palace have furrowed an altogether more traditional path this season by getting their in-house cheerleading troupe (The Crystals) to strip down to their bikinis and mime along to that infernal 'Call Me Maybe' song that's been playing on repeat in everyone's inner ears since March.

Die kleine Samenspende sagt zur Zombiebraut: Wir werden größer, indem wir mehr werden

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Irgendwie ist diese Aktion schon wieder geil. Der FC Getafe, ein Vorortklub von Madrid, hat es nicht gerade leicht, sich gegen die übermächtigen Stadtkonkurrenten Real Madrid und Athletico Madrid zu behaupten und doch gelingen ihnen immer wieder Achtungserfolge. Das aber bringt dem spanischen Klub einfach keine neuen Fans und daher haben sie jetzt eine ungewöhnliche [.

Getafe Flog Tickets With Bizarre Sperm Bank/Zombie Lesbians Viral (NSFW Video)

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By Chris Wright

Getafe aren't exactly averse to embracing the wierd and wonderful in their attempts to flog match tickets, indeed we've seen fans lay eggs and koalas commit suicide before thanks to the Spanish club.

Therefore, you'll be glad to know that their latest NSFW attempt to shill their wares ploughs a similar furrow what with it containing a group trip to the sperm back, a Getafe-themed zombie lesbian porn video and the haunting image of a sperm cell fertilising the club's badge.

Video: Space aliens invade Steven Gerrard!

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Danger: Stephen Hawking's warning that there are aliens in the universe have come true and their interaction proved harmful as predicted. They took over Steven Gerrard this morning.

Didier Drogba could not have asked for a better gift from the Liverpool captain. Pepe Reina looked like a zombie had given away the ball.

Video: Anderson’s crazy antics to aid Ryan Giggs’ goal against Wolfsburg

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Pulling funny faces - a sure-fire way to Champions League success Don't watch Ryan Giggs' deflected, important, but fairly unimpressive 150th goal for Manchester United. Instead, keep your eyes on Anderson. He positions himself in front of the keeper, takes up his best zombie pose and pulls faces at the goalies.

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Ein Film mit Zombies, Fussball und viel Blut…

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Ein Film mit Zombies, Fussball und viel Blut...

Ja das ist ja der Wahnsinn. Zombies, Fussball, rauchende Städte und natürlich viel Action. Das hört sich doch nach dem perfekten Film an. Ob der französische Titel "Goal of the dead" dieses Prädikat auch erhalten wird, weiß ich noch nicht.

Ein Film mit Zombies, Fussball und viel Blut…

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Ein Film mit Zombies, Fussball und viel Blut...

Ja das ist ja der Wahnsinn. Zombies, Fussball, rauchende Städte und natürlich viel Action. Das hört sich doch nach dem perfekten Film an. Ob der französische Titel "Goal of the dead" dieses Prädikat auch erhalten wird, weiß ich noch nicht.

Manchester United

OTP Rebounds: Danny Welbeck sings Man Utd chants, Liverpool’s Luis Suarez gets zombie wedding invite and Iker’s street sign attacked

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Danny Welbeck took to the mic to entertain team-mates and fans at Manchester United's title-winning night out with United chants. [YouTube] Vandals in Iker Casillas' hometown of Mostoles attack a street sign bearing his name to claim that Diego Lopez is a better goalkeeper [101GG] A couple from Liverpool have taken the corporate buck and [.

Play FIFA 11 Leagues For Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii

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If you're jonesing for soccer during the international break and can't wait that long until you see the next match, do the next best thing. Play FIFA 11 online. This is just a quick reminder that an EPL Talk league has been setup on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.

To join the league on either system, please follow the directions below.

Tim Howard, un portero contra el Tourette

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Oliver Sacks, autor de algunas de las líneas escritas que más me han apasionado en esta vida, describe en 'Un antropólogo en Marte' el caso de un cirujano con síndrome de Tourette. Con la prosa sensible y periodística del neurólogo, podemos adentrarnos en un mundo que cuesta entender más que ninguno, el de una enfermedad que tira de un hilo invisible del que la porta, un hilo que le obliga a gritar tacos, maldiciones e incongruencias, a moverse con unos tics infernales, histriónicos y terroríficos.

My 10 Oberservations As A Drunkard

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Before I write this, let me admit it's almost 3am and I'm very drunk. It's Halloween, I look like a zombie, and I've been talking about United all evening.

In my drunkard status I have settled on several points of view:

1. Dimitar Berbatov is a world class player.
2. Antonio Valencia has the makings of a great United winger.

Yorke: Fergie pushed me to drink

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Good stuff always comes out in autobiographies.

Dwight Yorke's is no different. Apparently the ex-Manchester United star said a fallout with Sir Alex pushed him to the bottle.

Hard.
"I started to drink again. I wasn't an alcoholic. But it helped to ease the loneliness.

Major League Soccer

The du Nord Futbol Show Podcast Ep. 4

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Episode 4 of the du Nord Futbol Show podcast has been posted!

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On this show we discuss Zombie Peter Nowak, The MLS All-Hair Team, Terrence Boyd's Austrian debut, Tim Cahill coming to America, plus other transfers, and a discussion of the MLS powerhouse teams.

Thursday's Upside: League To League

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Their Words The Premier League is our priority. I will try to get this club in the top 10 and then in the top eight, and maybe the top six. That's my mission. Fulham manager Martin Jol. Other Sources Passing of a generation in MLS - from MLSsoccer.com's Elijah Miller: but Thornton's status is notable as the only player who has been on an MLS roster every season since 1996.

Soccer History

Alisher Usmanov attacks Stan Kroenke over Van Persie

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Two odious characters: The pugilistic Usmanov and the insipid, colourless Kroenke

Normally anything that Alisher Usmanov, the Uzbeki oligarch would have to say about Arsenal could be dispatched with a flick of the head. But what he said about Van Persie sums up the state of affairs in the Arsenal boardroom which is there is no state of affairs under the majority ownership of Stan Kroenke, who remains a cipher, a zombie wheeled out at various points of the year to parrot out a boilerplate script.

Things that make you go Mmmm ........

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Most unsuccessful managers dread Roman Abramovich's exit interviews

Avram Grant warns young Andre Villas- Boas that he better win big in his first season otherwise Roman Abramovich will have him thrown into a pit full of boas or worse yet change him into a zombie or Nosferatu.

Seattle Sounders

Sounders And Sporting KC Draw 1-1

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Patrick Ianni's goal may be overshadowed by complaints about the adjudicating of the match, it should not be. The moment of magic tied Seattle Sounders FC with Sporting KC in a match where both team finished a chance and both teams were inches away from a winning goal. The 1-1 draw was fair.

Seattle busted out a conventional diamond that did some unique things.

Seattle Sounders v Colorado Rapids - Three Questions with Burgundy Wave

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Sure, the Colorado Rapids hold the MLS Cup and got to meet President Barack Obama at the White House, but let's not fool ourselves into thinking they are a good team. They come to this match merely average, much as they were last year. Yes, they've had some injuries that have reduced their effectiveness, as well as having them count on Tyrone Marshall for 14 starts and Sanna Nyassi for 5 starts.

Seattle-bound Saturday Kicks: Galaxy update & more

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I'm heading to Seattle in a couple of hours where the expected highs in the Pacific Northwest are around the lows in Southern California and rain is expected throughout the weekend. Warming microbrews at Pioneer Square and a 500-zombie performance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in the North Plaza before Sunday's Western Conference semifinal should ward off the chill.

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Social :: Idiots :: Money

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So, Arsenal players took over Twitter yesterday, answering questions from fans from across the globe.

"Lots of gel," was Mikel Arteta's reply to how he keeps his hair so perfect. I think he's being modest. He has been blessed by nature with the kind of hair that simply does not move. Not for him the Nicholas Cage in Raising Arizona or Moonstruck.

The Re-Hash: Trick or Treat, Baller Edition

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Yup, that's right. It's the same post we put up last year for Halloween. We're just that professional, prepared and well-sorted. But also, last year's Hallo post was so much fun.

And, there are only so many slutty costumes and innuendo we can spout. We topped out somewhere in-between the fireman hose jokes and the Elite XI.

The Re-Hash: Trick or Treat, Baller Edition

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Yup, that's right. It's the same post we put up last year for Halloween. We're just that professional, prepared and well-sorted. But also, last year's Hallo post was so much fun.

And, there are only so many slutty costumes and innuendo we can spout. We topped out somewhere in-between the fireman hose jokes and the Elite XI.

World Cup

The ultimate guide to Philly soccer pubs

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Philadelphia has been a hot bed for soccer well before we had a supporters group well before we had a club. Recently, we gave the US national team a world class send-off via Philly's greatest soccer turnout ever- some 55,000 plus who were on hand for the best game The Linc has seen in some time. And the city is peppered with corner pubs and neighborhood fixtures where die-hard fans have gathered to follow team USA's two year trek through qualifying, as well as the European leagues many home grown fans fervently follow.

Making Sense of it All.. Trying to, at least.

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Barca taught us a lesson on how to be the Best Team in the World as Messi taught Ronaldo how to be the best player in the world.
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It's hard to describe the emotions one feels after a painful loss like last Saturday night's to Barca. It's the same kind of feeling as getting eliminated by Lyon from the Champions League or even last season's 2-6.

Offside Rewind: Happy Halloween!

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Seven stories you may have missed this week on The Offside and World Cup Blog... Celebrating the South African grannies team Adidas XI vs Nike XI in battle of the brands Nothing can stop Ivan Klasnić, not even Lucas Neill Alacorn upset the Galacticos Guitar hero. With footballs. Some pretty rank rankings Halloween special zombie football game Thanks to everyone who had read [.

American soccer

RHST: Headbutting Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry...and Zombies

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Apparently nearly four years removed from his now infamous head butt on Marco Materazzi, Zinedine Zidane still refuses to apologize. I'm not here to judge him, he claims Materazzi said some pretty questionable things about his mother and we all know how guys generally are about people talking about their momma.

Party Like It’s 1979

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The future of American soccer appears to be the past of American soccer.

It's being reported that the new breakaway league consisting of several former USL clubs has registered the name North American Soccer League, apparently with the intent of using it at launch next spring.

There are those of us old enough to remember the original NASL (if you're not, go here).

The Rest

Balotelli – cool wie immer

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Mario Balotelli ist eine cool Sau. Daher wundern wir uns auch nicht, dass ihn eine Zombieattacke während einer Aufzeichnung für eine neue Show komplett kalt lässt, was den Zombie wiederum seinen Balotelli-Irokesen gekostet hat. Schaut selber mal rein und überzeugt Euch wie lässig und relaxed die italienische Skandalnudel ist.

Happy Halloween from TSG

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Spotted out in San Francisco - Zombie Mia Hamm, Hope Solo, Alex Morgan and Julie Foudy!


Where Twitter, Soccer and Comedy Meet On the Other Side

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One of the fun aspects about the growth of the football/soccer community of Twitter is the amusing characters and individuals who have appeared on the social network. The goal of this post is to try and highlight some of the twitter accounts that I've found to be worth following for not only the quality they produce 140 characters or less at a time, but also by how much they make me laugh.

Michael Jackson Spotted at African Nations Cup?

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The King of Pop was recently spotted during halftime of the match between the Ivory Coast vs Burkina Faso; well not really. Instead some very interesting zombie looking wanna-be's moon walked onto the pitch at the Estadio Chimandelathe to entertain the crowd. The fake MJ and his supporting cast of ghastly ghoul dancers re-enacted the [.

Bar the Doors!

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Zombie Beasley has stuck one fragile limb out of the grave! Given their past links, you know Bob is just itching to make the call. And if DMB's healthy, playing, and confident, how can you ignore him, even with the multi-year rut he's been stuck...

2 preview-ish posts on game vs Hammers to follow soon but first, VIDEO: Is this the new Ronaldo?

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Evening all.

Apologies for not finishing my preview post/s. However considering the game is on Sunday I thought delaying it was a reasonable thing to do. Besides fatigue has got the better of me completely today. It is a strange feeling when one minute there is enough energy within me to challenge Usain Bolt to a race, but the next minute it feels as if challenging Michael Essien in a sleep marathon contest was more appropriate.

Spurs Release a New DVD - 28 Games Later

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If you don't read Tales from Gillespie Road, you'll probably have no idea how we ended up with this DVD. Then again, if you know anything about the Spuds it might be self-evident.

I could have made it 'grungier' but then I'd have starved to death...you get the idea, that should be enough :)

With thanks to RocktheCasbah for starting the whole Zombie theme off, and to Gunning4the_Title for the title and tagline.