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Man Utd assistant boss Steve Round lifts the lid on the reason for their poor start to the season

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The reasons for Manchester United's poor start to the season is starting to become clear. That's if this quote from David Moyes' assistant Steve Round is anything to go by. Round has been talking to the Manchester Evening News about his credentials for the Old Trafford Role. He said: "I have also worked with some [.

Dean Saunders: ‘Doncaster foreigners might squeal on the floor because they used to wear uniforms or something like that’

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Doncaster Rovers manager Dean Saunders gave a strange interview to this morning's Soccer AM in which he found some very strange ways of preaching against xenophobia in football. We think. Responding to a question from Helen Chamberlain about how his experiences playing overseas help him as a manager (we think she was expecting something about [.

Videos

Video: Amazing quadruple off the woodwork shot from Greece

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Tetraplo dokari by martelis Off The Post? Yep, and the rest. This footage comes from the Greek lower leagues. An Egeas Plomariou player thought he was about to find the net against Papanikolis. His shot beat the keeper but hit the post. Then the crossbar. Then the other post. Then the first post again.

Football GIF: Balotelli Gagged By Bonucci After Scoring vs Republic Of Ireland

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By Chris Wright

After this...

Came this...

Yep, after Mario Balotelli stuck away Italy's second goal against Ireland with a pretty nifty volley, he got all lathered up and just was about to give us his finest warrior schtick until Leonardo Bonucci high-tailed over and forcibly saved him from himself clasping a hand across Balotelli's mouth and telling him repeatedly to calm down and shut up.

Kevin Kilbane Raps Vanilla Ice’s ‘Ice Ice Baby’ (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Yep. Here's Republic of Ireland legend Kevin Kilbane rapping his way through 'Ice Ice Baby' in a bar in Gdansk check out his hook while his DJ revolves it..

All in all, not nearly as bad as we though it was going to be! Still, we kind of prefer Jim Carrey's version.

This Way For The Worst Touchline Trickery You’re Ever Likely To Witness! (Video)

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By Chris Wright

This is Mohamed Ghaddar, a Lebanese player who is currently employed by Kelantan FA in the Malaysian Super League though, with footwork like this, a move to one of Europe's big hitters surely beckons for 'The Malaysian Neymar'...

Yep.

‘Forever In A Day’ – Didier Drogba Appears In Ex-Porn Star Julia Channel’s Music Video (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

‘Forever In A Day’ – Didier Drogba Appears In Ex-Porn Star Julia Channel’s Music Video (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

New England Revolution

Five Things We Learned: Revolution at Union

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Old habits die hard indeed.

In game they could have won, the Revolution fell into their usual routines of poor finishing and tentative defending to hand over a 2-1 win to the Union on Sunday.

To their credit, they didn't back down. Not after the penalty, not after the Union threw numbers forward, and not even after Jack McInerney beat Matt Reis in the 90th.

Revs by Numbers: Revs 0, Crew 0

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Stalemate: any position or situation in which no action can be taken or progress made; deadlock. Yep, that sounds about right doesn't it? Saturday night in Foxboro was just that in the form of a soccer match. Columbus parked the bus and got ten men behind the ball and looked to counter, and the Revolution defense continued to improve, resulting in a 0-0 draw.

Transfers & Rumours

Man Utd Confirm £12m Shinji Kagawa Deal, Give Him Weighty No. 7 Shirt

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By Chris Wright

The deal is done. The day after Chelsea made their first high-profile move of the summer is hoovering up Eden Hazard for £32 million, Manchester United have responded by tying up the £12 million (rising to £17 million) signing of Shinji Kagawa from Borussia Dortmund making the 23-year old midfield string-puller their first ever Japanese player.

Man Utd Confirm £12m Shinji Kagawa Deal, Give Him Weighty No. 7 Shirt

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By Chris Wright

The deal is done. The day after Chelsea made their first high-profile move of the summer is hoovering up Eden Hazard for £32 million, Manchester United have responded by tying up the £12 million (rising to £17 million) signing of Shinji Kagawa from Borussia Dortmund making the 23-year old midfield string-puller their first ever Japanese player.

Lionel Messi Offered Contract By French Second Tier Club Angers SCO

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By Chris Wright

You might want to find something to steady your bowels, because Lionel Messi has signed for French Ligue 2 club Angers SCO.

Yep, that's right Cameroon U17s international Lionel Messi Nyamsi (*the* Lionel Messi as far as we're concerned) has been offered professional papers by the second-tier mid-tablers after being spotted playing for regional youth side Toulouse Fontaines back in February by Angers' head of youth recruitment, Monsieur Axel Labatiniere.

Major League Soccer

Off The Bench Episode 8

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The Official Podcast of MLSReserves.com. A Goat filled episode as three members of Chivas USA lend their time. Danny Califf talks about his departure from the Philadelphia Union, Dan Kennedy discusses his season and Juan Pablo Angel talks of his work with Juan Agudelo. Greg Lalas, Editor-In-Chief of MLSSoccer.

Snapshot: The Most Powerful Man In The World Meets…Barack Obama

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By Chris Wright

MLS Cup champions LA Galaxy were invited to the White House for the annual winners' ceremony yesterday, with the most powerful man in the world taking time out of his hectic schedule to pose for photos with President Barack Obama...

Obamarama even did a funny during the brief ceremony, cracking a couple of wee jokes about Becks' and his shreddies.

The Rest

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho maintains Romelu Lukaku is better off at Everton

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Jose currently addressing the media here at Cobham...#CFC pic.twitter.com/kIQX3qrng5 Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) September 20, 2013 Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has defended his decision to let young striker Romelu Lukaku go out on loan. He also confirmed that the Blues are unable to recall the Belgium international in January.

In pictures: Union open practice for STHs

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PSP contributing photographer Barb Colligon was at PPL Park on Thursday night for the Philadelphia Union open practice for season ticket holders. Here's a look at what she saw.

The goalkeepers came out to warm up first.

Then the rest of the team came out.

Paul Lambert Appointed Aston Villa Manager, Norwich Agree £1m Compensation

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By Chris Wright

Just a quickie to let y'all know that Aston Villa have just announced that Paul Lambert has officially agreed a deal to become their new manager leaving Norwich with a handful of memories and £1 million in their back pockets after two promotion in three seasons at Carrow Road.

Warning!!! To All Our New Readers: This Blog is Probably Not for You

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I'm dead serious!

The majority of you likely joined us after the U11 video. That means the chunk of posts you've seen since, have been about kids playing soccer and our trip to Spain. So cute youth soccer stuff.

Well, you're in for a big ass shock if you think that's what this site's about.

Bloody Hell!

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Yep, that was my initial reaction when I heard Persiwa Wamena had lost a home game cos it don't happen very often. My surprise was tempered somewhat with the knowledge that the winning team was Persipura; um, yeah.

But hey, a home defeat is still a home defeat. Who knows, after finding out the world has not ended and mutant frogs did not fall from the sky, they may lose again.