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So, guess we'd better talk about this whole Thierry Henry situation then.

We watched the France v Ireland game live last night, and thoroughly enjoyed the always sexy Irish and their fighting spirit as well as the very pretty French team in their brilliantly tight kits.

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So, guess we'd better talk about this whole Thierry Henry situation then.

We watched the France v Ireland game live last night, and thoroughly enjoyed the always sexy Irish and their fighting spirit as well as the very pretty French team in their brilliantly tight kits.

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Once we've stopped tittering, we'll try to write a caption for this photo of Michael Owen and Anderson waiting to board the Manchester United team bus on November 7th. It may be some time before we're capable. Click to continue reading...

Once we've stopped tittering, we'll try to write a caption for this photo of Michael Owen and Anderson waiting to board the Manchester United team bus on November 7th. It may be some time before we're capable. Click to continue reading...

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Update: Here's the official video! Enjoy. And shame on you if you ran away from a floppy eared bunny with a bucket.

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Sometimes it's best not to find out the answers to the hard questions.

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Update: Here's the official video! Enjoy. And shame on you if you ran away from a floppy eared bunny with a bucket.

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Sometimes it's best not to find out the answers to the hard questions.

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Okay, so as far as we can gather, Leo needs to grow his hair like Maradona for them to bond during Argentina's World Cup action. Or, it's an ode to perms. Or a warning not to get perms. Or a reminder that only extremely talented footy players are allowed to have perms.

Yeah, no idea.

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Okay, so as far as we can gather, Leo needs to grow his hair like Maradona for them to bond during Argentina's World Cup action. Or, it's an ode to perms. Or a warning not to get perms. Or a reminder that only extremely talented footy players are allowed to have perms.

Yeah, no idea.

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Oh, it's a good Friday indeed, Kickettes:

We've got two clips from behind-the-scenes at the now infamous Arsenal dressed as furry animals shoot for their charity campaign with the Great Ormond Street Hospital.

Above, enjoy Theo Walcott as a lion getting a kiss from a little boy who doesn't remotely seem concerned about the giant predator head in his vicinity.

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Oh, it's a good Friday indeed, Kickettes:

We've got two exclusive (and short) clips from behind-the-scenes at the now infamous Arsenal dressed as furry animals shoot for their charity campaign with the Great Ormond Street Hospital.

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Admit it: Francesco Totti with a mullet is still 99% hotter than any other man walking the streets today. We should know, we've watched this clip 7,000 times already today.

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Admit it: Francesco Totti with a mullet is still 99% hotter than any other man walking the streets today. We should know, we've watched this clip 7,000 times already today.

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Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:

Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.

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Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:

Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.

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Just a quick question: why is Alex's best friend Kelly trying to swallow her whole?

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Just a quick question: why is Alex Gerrard's best friend Kelly trying to swallow her whole?

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We've seen it happen before. Many times over. Sadly, companies and their marketing teams like to take hot footballers and turn them into dorks for sales purposes. It's a wide-spread (albeit, entertaining) issue in our community.

This Gillette ad wants you to rate the "champion of the future" and you can win a razor.

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We've seen it happen before. Many times over. Sadly, companies and their marketing teams like to take hot footballers and turn them into dorks for sales purposes. It's a wide-spread (albeit, entertaining) issue in our community.

This Gillette ad wants you to rate the "champion of the future" and you can win a razor.

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Believe it, Kickettes. You are not dreaming. Word has reached us that after Dolce & Gabbana shot their infamous 2006 campaign with the Italian National Team some extra photoshop work had to be done in post-production.

What kind of photoshop re-touching, you ask? Contrary to what you may assume (that the graphic design fairies needed to bump up the shorts of someone not quite up to scratch), it's quite the opposite.

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Believe it, Kickettes. You are not dreaming. Word has reached us that after Dolce & Gabbana shot their infamous 2006 campaign with the Italian National Team some extra photoshop work had to be done in post-production.

What kind of photoshop re-touching, you ask? Contrary to what you may assume (that the graphic design fairies needed to bump up the shorts of someone not quite up to scratch), it's quite the opposite.

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"My exit was in all the world news. I am like Obama with tits... but I am ashamed of what I did to Cristiano. It was pathetic."

Nereida Gallardo when asked if she was proud of her fame and the "thing" she did to that boy in the club.

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"My exit was in all the world news. I am like Obama with tits... but I am ashamed of what I did to Cristiano. It was pathetic."

Nereida Gallardo when asked if she was proud of her fame and the "thing" she did to that boy in the club.

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Juve team-mates Nicola Legrottaglie and Fabio Cannavaro. Image via Getty.

There are some stories we've always assumed we would never write:

"Victoria Beckham laughs giddily, smiles widely during press call."

"Nemanja Vidic admits he is scared of the dark."

Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro failing a drugs test falls into this category.

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Juve team-mates Nicola Legrottaglie and Fabio Cannavaro. Image via Getty.

There are some stories we've always assumed we would never write:

"Victoria Beckham laughs giddily, smiles widely during press call."

"Nemanja Vidic admits he is scared of the dark."

Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro failing a drugs test falls into this category.

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Ah, The Ramos. What a complex creature. Between his green jeans, mandals and hair gallery that should be featured in the Guinness Book of World Records, he's made us laugh, cry and yearn for topless photos to stop the migraines. Since we have no new he-of-the-topless pics, we'll settle for this Ramos classic talk-to-the-hand shot instead.

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Ah, The Ramos. What a complex creature. Between his green jeans, mandals and hair gallery that should be featured in the Guinness Book of World Records, he's made us laugh, cry and yearn for topless photos to stop the migraines. Since we have no new he-of-the-topless pics, we'll settle for this Ramos classic talk-to-the-hand shot instead.

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As we know, WAGs aren't the only ones to push the fashion limits of acceptability the players often like to do a little creative styling whilst in a public arena too.

Let's examine two recent footballer outfits that are messing with our sartorial senses.

David Beckham at the Adidas James Bond originals collection launch.

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As we know, WAGs aren't the only ones to push the fashion limits of acceptability the players often like to do a little creative styling whilst in a public arena too.

Let's examine two recent footballer outfits that are messing with our sartorial senses.

David Beckham at the Adidas James Bond originals collection launch.

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"It's funny, my dream used to be to be on the cover of Playboy, but now I would like to be on the cover of a fishing magazine..."

Glamour model/serial WAG Danielle Lloyd, on her new-found love of fishing.

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"It's funny, my dream used to be to be on the cover of Playboy, but now I would like to be on the cover of a fishing magazine..."

Glamour model/serial WAG Danielle Lloyd, on her new-found love of fishing.

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You know, it's as if the universe has decided he can have talent and exquisite muscle tone but a completely random/bizarre/we no likey sense of style in order to make it fair and just on the rest of humanity.

What are we on about? Cristiano's black marquise earrings. Don't act like you didn't notice them.

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London is one of the greatest cities in the world but the level of homelessness you see out on the streets is really sad. This poor woman has to wear clogs and sport socks for goodness' sake.

Oh, no wait. This isn't a down-and-out lady dealing valiantly with destitution, poverty and strife: it's Nicola McLean* on an "off day", waiting to catch a taxi after getting her hair done at Inanch salon in London.

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London is one of the greatest cities in the world but the level of homelessness you see out on the streets is really sad. This poor woman has to wear clogs and sport socks for goodness' sake.

Oh, no wait. This isn't a down-and-out lady dealing valiantly with destitution, poverty and strife: it's Nicola McLean* on an "off day", waiting to catch a taxi after getting her hair done at Inanch salon in London.

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Although spray painting "skanktrain" on a man's car or hiding a dead fish in his radiator is far from mature and will only make him both fear and despise you, what other options does a scorned woman have?

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Note:

Before you begin reading, you may want to play some appropriate background music.

Although spray painting "skanktrain" on a man's car or hiding a dead fish in his radiator is far from mature and will only make him both fear and despise you, what other options does a scorned woman have?

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