Soz for falling off the face of the web, Kickettes!We're beginning to think it may be time for a HQ server upgrade. Tech-clever peeps, do they make them decorated with diamontes and ice makers? If so, we're interested. Anywho, we're getting back into the swing of things, so sit tight for more coming your way [.
As millions up and downthe U S of A's East Coastbrace for a storm inspired by footballers' auto activities, let's keep our taking-cover-Kickettes-in-arms safely stimulated and satisfied. Since we're becoming obsessed with mother nature's ability to interrupt normality as she pleases, let's see how famous footy faces are coping so far.
Hey lads, didthe connoisseur of dirty laundry teach you nothing? Image: Getty Images. Andre do Santos acted like an overly aggressive shirt swapping beaver, it was widely reported after halftime in Arsenal's tie with Manchester United on Saturday. Most thought the player should've had other important matters on his brain at the break besides seeing [.
Fabio Borini promises Liverpool fans that his goal drought at Anfield will soon be over and when it ends, he mightbe bringing his trademark 'knife between the teeth'celebrationwith him. Have you had the pleasuring of seeing it yet, Kickettes?Why yes, it's unconventional and mildly confusing by most standards, but surely it's wrong to judge [.
Jack Wilshere, back in training. You know what that means, don't you, Kickettes? Image via facebook. When it's good, it's really, really good. When it's bad, we just can't be arsed with it, frankly. GOOD WEEK Slight Return: A lot of water has passed under the bridge since Jack Wilshere completed a training session.
Images: KCKRS, Tumblr. We look forward to seeing more photos from Dirk Kuyt's feature in
Fenerbahce's magazine so that the inevitable speculation about his attendance at Liverpool'sÂ
annual fancy dress Christmas party can begin in earnest.
In a recent poll of Italian drivers by Facile.it, 21% of respondents said Mario's the least
reliable celebrity to buy a used-by-a-VIP car from. No surprise there, really. In an interview with
Italian tabloid 'Diva e Donna', which hits newsstands tomorrow, Raffaella Fico accuses her
ex-boyfriend 'baller of harassing her to the point of stalking, saying he's [.
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They're still
glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they're new to others as well), but
we're good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line. Your eyes are about to become
the widest they've ever [.
Answer: Diehard Man City fan and former Oasis lead guitarist/songwriter, Noel Gallagher, recently
enlisted the music video services (they still make those?) of City player John Guidetti's rumoured
love interest, Mischa Barton. We only made it through the first five seconds of the above clip
before we had to go do some urgent shoe shopping, so if anything [.
Everton players arrive at the Chester Races yesterday.
Some days we like our footballers to be naked. Other days, we like them to be stylishly
dressed.
Marouane Fellaini's scarf, Kickettes. Is it having a Good Week or Bad Week?
GOOD WEEK
Product Placement: In a series of Coke Zero adverts, Manuel Neuer is seen
sporting a karate suit, a pornstache, a cowboy hat (again) and a demeanor of impatience.
Shorty got loose, prompting Yakubu of Blackburn and Ali Al Habsi of Wigan Athletic to corral the
thing into the goalie's net before forcefully removing it from the pitch during Monday's match.Â
Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images Europe.
A chicken on the run at Ewood Park last night definitely did not go unnoticed especially by
football's Twitteratti.
Balotelli was reportedly unhurt but a female passenger in Balotelli's car was taken to hospital 'as
a precaution'. It's not known if the passenger was Ballotelli's girlfriend Raffaella Fico or his
new merch.
Before getting into a car accident near Deansgate Locks in Manchester late Thursday, Mario
Balotelli was seen leaving practice with a Harvey Nicks' bag in tow.
Image: Leo Bancroft Twitter. Cheers for the spot, Mumtaaz!
Few moments in our history are as big as this. Cristiano becoming a baby daddy. The IkerÂ
beard-shaving incident. Victoria Beckham wearing flat shoes.
Deep breaths.
So, let's just state the obvious: our beloved bottle blond, Fernando Torres, has touched up his
manlights.
Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh. Dear Wes and Yo, It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We're not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that's not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court [.
We're fans of fantasy, make believe, the occasional slashy lit, and although we've done this sort
of sizzle query many times over, why not put a Barbara Berlusconi-type spin on things for kicks?
Side note: see what the lull between competitive NT football and domestic season football does to
us? We're reduced to invalids whose [.
Dahveed and fam are spending quality time on Ibiza. Well, they were until they caught a glimpse of
Sergio's tastefully trousered friend. What else are candid pictures of footballers enjoying
themselves on holiday for, other than to give rise to idle speculation and snap judgments by the
likes of us? We've got you off to [.
We prefer to ease into Monday mornings cautiously, utilising espresso, muffins and photos of
Raffaella Fico's mysteriously bloated belly Marco Borriello naked to ease into things. How 'bout
you, Kickettes? Does your morning routine deviate from ours at all while you try to get into the
swing of things?
- Our mums always said don't let a guys' wrinkled clothes or dodgy bull fight hairstyles fool
you because it's what's inside their pants and underneath their shirts that counts. [ABC.es]
-Â Heart of Midlothian 'ballers, hang onto your 2012 Scottish Cup winners' medals.
- Irina continued her reign of hotness. What on earth is going on with this chick? We suspect
some sort of contract with the spiritual higher-ups in exchange for serious levels of sizzle.
We hate to be the ones to say it's so, but it looks like Melissa Satta's arches have heeded the
scousebrow memo.
Oh noes.
Personally, we're wondering if it's possible for anyone to make this 'brow trend look good, but
we're feeling a tad sarky because it's Thursday and there's little for us to do other than wither
away in the pollen and dust of a quality English spring and read back issues of the glossies.
Remember when Ever Banega forgot to put the handbrake on at the gas station and got run over by his
own car? Well, that memory faded into the smoky middle distance today when we watched this video
showing Ever's smart red Ferrari burning to a cinder while the player himself casually requests a
bucket of [.
Image is old. Like early 2011 old. But would you look at those puppy dog eyes!
Our mates over at PasseenProfondeur.fr came to us with some interesting awards-related news this
afternoon, and we felt guilty about keeping it all to ourselves. In a totally unscientific and
systematically corrupt survey, Karim Benzema beat out his fellow internationals namely Alou Diarra
and Hugo Lloris by a slim 19% majority to be crowned the sexiest French NT player byÂ
FirstAffair.
This woman resisting her suited male suitors is a member of the Ukrainian feminist movement
FEMEN. FEMEN is kind of like Kickette, only braver and less likely to be arrested for public
disorder offenses. Their supporters have an aversion to wearing bras and enjoy throwing the EURO
2012 trophy around podia to protest against the upcoming tourney.
As you can see from this collection of Panini stickers currently doing the rounds, Alessandro
Del Piero has enjoyed a wide variety of hairstyles during his illustrious Juventus career.
"Why do I care?" you're asking yourself. Well, he's been at Juve forever.
This is Bruno Fernandes, dear readers. He's a former Brazilian league champion and convicted kidnapper who's currently on trial again this time for the assault and murder of his ex-girlfriend (and mother of his youngest child). Based on reporting by the Associated Press, he's also a hungry man: "Bruno is tired of being in [.
Thnx EK! Wow. Before you ask, no, we do not know who the loon is takingprecious camera space away from Iker and his girl Sandra. Nordo we have much information on when or where this snap was taken. What we do know for certain is that footballers and their ilk aren't always able to recognise [...]
Cheers for the tip, Joe P! Set to one of the most ear piercingly bad soundtracks on planet Earth,
here's AS Roma's first team shirtless in a man-made lake. Or something like that. And here's more
pictures to prove it really happened. Damn watermarks.
Image: fkmjolner.no. Another Monday is upon us, but let's at least start the day gently with some
loveliness via the players of FK Mjölner. The second division Norwegian club recently posted this
pic on their official Facebook page, saying it was their "gift to the world." We love gifts thanks
guys!
H/T to One Point Four. It's like Star Wars. And a Benny Hill sketch. There are furry animals. And
hot footballers. Good grief, it's like Surrender Monkeys had the Kickette Army in mind when they
created this hysterical film to show off their superpowers. Finally. Someone has successfully
articulated what's going on in our heads.
Image:Â REUTERS/Ina Fassbender. Marcel was hoping like hell no one saw him after his "Flashdance
The Musical" rehearsal until he managed to slip out of his costume. Sadly for him, they did.
