Manchester United defender and apparent victim of Carlos Tevez' penchant for amateur proctology Rio
Ferdinand will not be headed to the land of Old Style and Wilco anytime soon according to the
Chicago Fire.
"There is no substance to these current reports that the Fire is negotiating with
Manchester United and the player to bring him to Chicago," a Fire spokesperson said.
A couple of things here:
1. Congrats to the Spencers on the new addition.
2. We don't get to see the tattoo. I'd like to see the tattoo just so I can have closure.
3. This is not tattoo music. My wife has like 8 tattoos, we have several close friends who are
noted tattoo artists (namedrop: Patrick Dean, Dave Shoemaker, Kevin LeBlanc) and every single one
of my high school friends were straight edge, hardcore-types who dragged me to Born Against shows.
What football is...Shallow, consumerist, money grabbing entertainment.
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What football is doing to me...
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What I want football to be...an eclectic and emotional being that brings a community
together
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