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Boys, eh? Give them a football, they kick it. A water bottle, they spray it. An air-rifle... well, let's not go there.

But sometimes, just sometimes, player behaviour belies a braininess that startles. There was Clark Carlisle and his awesome 'Countdown' run.

Outside of the fact that everyone hates him, Manuel Neuer's life is pretty good. The best young keeper in the land, Germany's keeper, Bayern's form, getting to take naps while Mario Gomez scores like it's going out of style down the other end, etc. With such talent in front of him on both fronts, it's possible he spends his time back in net brushing up on his trivia.

Courtesy of MLSSoccer.com the league release this neato map of the where and who of all the international players in Major League Soccer.
The results? While 280 players are from the ol' U.S. of A. another 184 players call 57 other countries home. These stats make MLS the most diverse league in all of American professional sports.