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Reports: West Ham Happy To ‘Listen To Offers’ For Javier Hernandez Just Five Months After Fluffing £16m On Him

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West Ham really are the pits when it comes to this transfer malarkey. No matter how hard they try, they just cannot do it properly.

Indeed, it's being reported that Messrs Davids Gold and Sullivan are willing to "listen to offers" for Javier Hernandez, the man they spent £16million to acquire just five months ago.

Sense Prevails: FA Confirm Jake Livermore Will Not Face Disciplinary Action After Confronting Idiotic West Ham Fan

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It's not often that common sense prevails when it comes to The FA, but it would appear they've bucked the trend regarding West Brom midfielder Jake Livermore and his angry confrontation with a West Ham fan when the two sides met at the Olympic Stadium on 2nd January.

‘He Sprinted 70 Yards Then Went Over With Fatigue’ – David Moyes Trials Brave New Excuse For Manuel Lanzini’s Obvious Dive Against Stoke

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David Moyes has trialled a daring new excuse for the blatant and obvious dive that set West Ham on course to a 3-0 away win over Stoke at the Bet365 Stadium on Saturday afternoon.

After kick-off was delayed for about an hour due to a mass power outage in the local area, the Hammers were up and running by the 19th minute when Mark Noble stuck away an ill-gotten penalty.

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.7: Official West Ham Disposable Baby Nappies

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

A tenner for a pack of 12. That's all you really need to know...

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Merry Christmas, from one overpriced plastic turd receptacle to another.

Premier League: Marko Arnautovic Strikes Early Against Chelsea To Secure David Moyes’ First Win As West Ham Manager (Photos & Video)

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A single goal from Marco Arnautovic with just six minutes on the clock was enough to secure West Ham their first victory in eight Premier League games and David Moyes his first victory as manager.

The big talking point before kick-off was Moyes' decision to plump for Adrian betwixt the sticks, leaving Joe Hart on the bench.

‘If It Doesn’t Work Out Then I’ll Go Elsewhere’ – David Moyes Is Already Working His Motivational Magic At West Ham

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Sunderland were rock bottom of the table when David Moyes drew deep from the well of his warrior ancestors to send a blood-curdling battle cry across the neighbouring valleys of the Premier League last January.

Knowing only a Herculean expenditure of gutturalbrawn would be enough to stave off the drop, Moyes stood astride a mighty windswept tor, undaunted, genitals exposed by flapping kilt, and roared forth unto his troops:

I'll be finding ways to try to balance the books the best I can.

Official: West Ham Appoint David Moyes As New Manager On Six-Month Contract (Photos & Video)

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West Ham have appointed David Moyes as their new manager after sacking previous incumbent Slaven Bilic yesterday.

The Hammers did there best to fudge the figuresa little while welcoming the 54-year-old Scot on board:

Moyes arrives with tremendous experience and pedigree, having managed in the Premier League for 14 seasons, with eight of the last nine ending in top eight finishes.

West Ham Sack Slaven Bilic After Slipping Into Relegation Zone, David Moyes Sidles Into Frame

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It's been coming for a while but Saturday's 4-1 home defeat against Liverpool proved to be the final straw, with West Ham confirming this morning that Slaven Bilic has been relieved of his duties.

The club have pumped out a statement confirming Bilic's departure, in which they thanked the Croat for his input over the last two-and-a-half years before iterating that the board now feel that "a change is now necessary" in order to arrest the vague malaise that has descended upon the London Stadium so far this season.

Liverpool: Mohamed Salah Scores Twice As Reds Cruise Past Feeble West Ham (Video)

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Liverpool proved to good (and too fast) for West Ham on Saturday, with the Reds cruising to a 4-1 win at London Stadium.

Liverpool opened the scoring on 21 minutes, courtesy of a classic counter-attacking move.

From a West Ham corner, Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané raced up the pitch before Salah fired past Joe Hart.

Instant Karma: West Ham Fan Plummets To Floor After Attempting To Pinch Mark Noble’s Shirt From Young Supporter (Video)

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There was a little divine retribution on show shortly after West Ham's resolute 3-2 win over Tottenham in the Carabao Cup on Wednesday evening.

After dragging themselves back from 2-0 down and holding on for the victory, Hammers captain Mark Noble made his way over to the away section at Wembley to celebrate.

West Ham Owners Refuse To Comment After Being Called ‘The Dildo Brothers’ By Sporting Lisbon President

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West Ham co-owners David Sullivan and David Gold are reportedly unprepared to pass further comment after being referred to as 'The Dildo Brothers' by Sporting Lisbon president Bruno de Carvalho.

The two clubs are currently at loggerheads over a botched deadline day move for Sporting midfielder William Carvalho, with Sporting's director of communications, Nuno Saraiva, branding Sullivan a "liar" and a "parasite" after the latter claimed the transfer collapsed because the Portuguese club failed to leave enough time for a medical.

West Ham: David Sullivan Claims Slaven Bilic Rejected Chance To Sign Renato Sanches And Grzegorz Krychowiak On Deadline Day

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Whether you choose to believe him is another matter, but West Ham owner David Sullivan has made it known that Slaven Bilic rejected the chance to sign both Grzegorz Krychowiak and Renato Sanches on transfer deadline day.

Krychowiak eventually agreed a season-long loan at West Brom, while Sanches struck a similar deal to join Swansea for the remainder of the 2017/18 campaign.

Inspired By Events 117 Years Ago: West Ham Launch New Historically-Themed Third Kit And It’s Rather Smart (Photos & Video)

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West Ham have seized the opportunity to unveil their new third kit for this season and truth be told it's a rather dapper affair.

The Umbro-designed strip is inspired by the first ever uniform worn by West Ham United upon their formation in 1900, shortly after the dissolution of their immediate forerunners, Thames Ironworks FC.

Man Utd: Romelu Lukaku Bags Debut Brace As Red Devils Romp To Victory Against West Ham (Video)

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Romelu Lukaku bagged a brace on his Premier League debut for Manchester United on Sunday, as the Red Devils cruised to an impressive 4-0 win at home to West Ham.

United dominated the encounter and took the lead just after the half-hour mark, with Lukaku firing in off the frame of the goal from a Marcus Rashford pass.

Official: West Ham Sign Javier Hernandez In £16m Deal, Set Up Spanish Twitter Account To Cope With Influx Of New Fans

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The deal is done. West Ham have signed Javier Hernandez from Bayer Leverkusen for a fee of around £16million.

The 29-year-old Mexican striker flew to London to sign a three-year contract on Monday afternoon before flying back out to Germany to meet up with his new side at their pre-season training camp.

Official: Javier Hernandez Set To Join West Ham After Club Agrees £16m Deal With Bayer Leverkusen

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Javier Hernandez is set for a return to the Premier League, after West Ham agreed a £16m deal with German side Bayer Leverkusen for the Mexican striker.

The 29-year-old will now fly to London to agree personal terms and complete a medical.

A deal has been agreed for @CH14_https://t.

Bienvenido: Pablo Zabaleta Welcomes Joe Hart To West Ham By Smashing A Volley Past Him In Training (Video)

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After spending nine years as clubmates at Man City, both Pablo Zabaleta and Joe Hart were ushered on to West Ham this summer as part of Pep Guardiola's revitalisation effort.

Zabaleta made the switch over a month ago, while Hart followed in his wake a couple of days ago by securing a season-long loan deal.

‘Thanks For The Sincerity’ – West Ham Keeper Adrian Calls Out Chairman David Sullivan Over Disrespectful Joe Hart Comments

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West Ham goalkeeper Adrian has spoken out after joint-chairman David Sullivan appeared to temporarily forget he existed.

Sullivan gave an interview to the Hammers' official website to herald the arrival of Joe Hart, lauding their time together at Birmingham City and proclaiming Hart to be "the best goalkeeper he'd ever worked with".

Official: Joe Hart Signs For West Ham On One-Season Loan Deal (Photo)

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'Tis done. England goalkeeper Joe Hart has signed for West Ham on a season-long loan deal from Man City.

The Hammers unveiled their new boy with this piece of nonsensical rigmarole...

Welcome to the family... pic.twitter.com/tx5cpRQDfg

— West Ham United (@WestHamUtd) July 18, 2017

After being informed he was surplus to Pep Guardiola's requirements at City, Hart spent last season on loan at Torino where he conceded 64 goals in 37 Serie A appearances.

Reports: West Ham To Shore Up Surprisingly Decent £13m Deal For Javier Hernandez ‘Within Next Seven Days’

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Gird yourselves, but West Ham might just be on the verge of making a half-decent signing that represents half-decent value for money.

According to Sky Sports' transfer hobbit Kaveh Solhekol, the Hammers are working towards a deal to sign Javier Hernandez from Bayer Leverkusen and that the £13million transfer could go through "within the next seven days".

Bolton Legend Jussi Jaaskelainen, 42, Confirms Reports Of His Retirement Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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Former Bolton goalkeeper Jussi Jaaskelainen has scotched reports that he's decided to hang up his gloves at the tender age of 42.

It was announced in the Finnish media that, after being released by Wigan following their relegation back down to League One, Jaaskelainen had decided to call it quits and retire.

Reports: Pablo Zabaleta Agrees Two-Year Deal To Join West Ham

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Pablo Zabaleta has reportedly agreed to joinWest Ham following his release by Man City after nine years at the coalface.

With Pep Guardiola planning a mass overhaul of his City defencethis summer, Zabaleta's contract was allowed to dwindle along with those of fellow veteran full-backs Gael Clichy and Bacary Sagna, who both left the club earlier this week.

Arrests Made As Newcastle And West Ham Raided By HMRC Over Investigation Into Transfer Dealings

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Both Newcastle and West Ham United have been raided this morning following an HMRC investigation into potentially iffy transfer dealings.

According to the Independent, both St. James' Park and the London Stadium were the subject of warrants, and Newcastle's managing director, Lee Charnley, has been arrested.

‘F**king Disastrous Mate’ – West Ham Fan Drops Truly Formidable Number Of F-Bombs During Spirited Post-Match Rant (Video)

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Arsenal aren't the only fanbase with a Youtube-based platform on which to air theirincessant whining, as West Ham duly proved last night.

In the aftermath oftheir side's uninspiring home3-0 defeat againstthe Gunners,West Ham Fan TV soughta little post-match reflection from Tom.

West Ham: Chris Jericho Offers Critique As Darren Randolph Locks Michail Antonio In Trademark Wrestling Hold (Video)

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Randolph definitely needs to work on his Five Star Frog Splash

As unlikely a Twitter conversation as you're ever likely to witness took place yesterday when WWE veteran Chris Jericho offered some sage advice to West Ham's goalkeeper on his submission technique.

It was prompted whenthe Hammers when the shared a video of Darren Randolph locking in the 'Walls of Jericho' on Michail Antonio during a training session, tagging WWE talent scout Triple H into the message for good measure.

West Ham: Dimitri Payet Reveals He Forced An Exit Because He Was ‘Bored’ Of Playing For Hammers

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Further endearing himself to the fans he left behind, Dimitri Payet has claimed he was desperate to leave West Ham because he was "bored" of playing for them.

In an interview with L'Equipe, Payet discussed the questionable manner in which he forced through a move to Marseille in January.

Theway of approaching matches, the defensive system put in place, did not please me.

West Ham: Slaven Bilic To The Rescue As Young Fan Patiently Waits To Meet Andy Carroll In Freezing Cold (Photos)

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While he may be the gravel-voiced scourge of pitchside microphones everywhere, deep down Slaven Bilic is actually a big old softieboots.

Case in point being this lovely little yarn, as regaled by West Ham fan Matt Hill.

Pies Classics: Harry Redknapp Defends 17-Year-Old Frank Lampard From Snarky West Ham Fan (Video)

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With Frank Lampard annoucing his retirement today we thought we'd revisit a classic clip from the other end of his long and storied career.

Back in 1996, while schmoozing with fans at a conference,then-West Ham manager Harry Redknapp suddenly found himselfforced to defend the ruddy-cheeked 17-year-old sitting next to him.

West Ham To Replace Dimitri Payet Stadium Mural With Ode To Andy Carroll’s Monumental Overhead Kick Against Crystal Palace

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West Ham have announced that work has begun to replace the Dimitri Payet mural outside the London Stadium after the French winger made his huffy and hasty departure earlier in the week.

Indeed, Payet is to be painted out of Hammers history and replaced with a tribute to Andy Carroll's seismic overhead kick against Crystal Palace.

West Ham Offer Jilted Fans Questionable ‘Deal’ On Returned Dimitri Payet Replica Shirts

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In the wakeDimitri Payet of successfully wriggling his way back to Marseille, it's fair to say that many West Hams have been left feeling a little short-changed by theFrenchman's little power play many in a quite literal sense.

Indeed, one aggrieved fan contacted chief executive Karren Brady to inquire as to whether the Hammers would be reimbursing people who had spent money onPayet replica shirts before the whole thing turned sour.


Capital Crackers: Pedro Obiang And Son Heung-Min Trade Long-Range Stunners As West Ham Hammer Out 1-1 Draw With Tottenham (Photos & Video)

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West Ham battled to a 1-1 draw with Tottenham at London Stadium on Thursday, in a one-sided game which produced two magnificent goals.

Spurs dominated the game throughout, mustering a whopping 31 shots in the 90 minutes, but found themselves thwarted time and time again by the Hammers' backline.

West Ham: Mark Noble, Aaron Cresswell & Michail Antonio Play ‘Supermarket Sweep’ In Hammers Club Shop (Video)

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In a bid to win a season ticket, three West Ham fans were invited along to the club's official store to participate in a revival of Dale Winton's classic grocery-centric game show of yore, Supermarket Sweep.

The intrepid supporters were each assigned a Hammer Mark Noble, Aaron Cresswell or Michail Antonio as their "personal shopper" for the occasion, withStevo The Mad Man (otherwise known as Kevin Stephens, former Leyton Orient defender turned social media personality)assuming Winton's role as erstwhile host.

Carabao Cup: Andre Ayew Bags Brace As West Ham Come From Behind To Beat Tottenham (Video)

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West Ham secured a precious comeback win against Tottenham at London Stadium on Wednesday night, a result which eases the pressure on manager Slaven Bilic.

The Hammers got off to a terrible start, with Moussa Sissoko netting from a Son Heung-min through-ball.


West Ham: Pressure Mounts On Bilic As Dismal Hammers Lose 3-0 To Brighton At London Stadium (Video)

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West Ham found themselves on the end of a 3-0 home defeat courtesy of new-boys Brighton on Friday night, a result which leaves Hammers boss Slaven Bilic under serious pressure.

Brighton opened the scoring after just 10 minutes, with veteran striker Glenn Murray heading home from a Pascal Gross free-kick.

Liverpool: Andre Ayew Misses From Three Yards As Coutinho Masterclass Keeps Reds On Course For Top Four Finish (Video)

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Philippe Coutinho scored two and set up another as Liverpool battered West Ham at London Stadium on Sunday, a result which keeps the Reds on course for a place in next season's Champions League.

Coutinho was the architect of Liverpool's opener on the half-hour mark, with the Brazilian playing in Daniel Sturridge who rounded Adrian before stroking home.

Mic Wrecka: West Ham Boss Slaven Bilic Sent To Stands After Taking Frustrations Out On Pitchside Microphone (Video)

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A late Gareth McAuley goal earned West Brom a dramatic draw at the London Stadium on Saturday, after West Ham had looked set to secure a precious three points.

That late goal understandably left Hammers' boss Slaven Bilic tearing his hair (transplant) out, with the Croatian manager taking out his frustrations on a pitch-side TV microphone.

Transfers & Rumours

Reports: West Ham Close To £30m Deal For Sporting Lisbon Hardman William Carvalho

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Forever linked with a move to Arsenal, William Carvalho looks on the verge of moving to West Ham with the Hammers close to getting their man for a reported £30m.

West Ham have already had one bid of £25m rejected, but now manager Slaven Bilic is confident of finally getting his man.

Reports: Man City Forgotten Man Joe Hart Set For West Ham Loan Move

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Joe Hart is expected to join West Ham United on loan from Manchester City, according to reports, with the England 'keeper set to undergo a medical tomorrow.

Having found himself out-of-favour under Pep Guardiola, Hart moved to Italy at the start of last season, but struggled to impress with Torino.

The Rest

Farewell Scott Parker: Mr Meat And Potatoes Announces Retirement At Grand Old Age Of 36

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After two decadesat the coal face, Scott Parker has announced his retirement from professional football today.

Three months shy of his 37th birthday, Parker has bowed out after being restricted tojust 12 Championship starts for Fulham last season.

BREAKING: Former @England midfielder Scott Parker announces retirement from football.

Arrest Warrant Issued For Robert Snodgrass After West Ham Midfielder Misses Court Appearance

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Robert Snodgrass is the subject of an arrest warrant after the West Ham United midfielder failed to turn up for his trial relating to a driving infringement.

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The 29-year-old Snodgrass was charged with driving a car while a baby was being held by another passenger, with the incident taking place in Glasgow in April.