Did you know that the name Joey Barton is an anagram of the word "Wanker"? I know, it took me a
while to figure it out as well. Anyway, I think its fair to say that I have long considered that
this odius character should have been banished from the footballing world and his latest actions
have done nothing to alter my opinion.
Morning all.
I hope you had a nice day yesterday and are, this morning, sitting around as full as an egg
thinking about doing it all over again. Christmas Dinner II The Leftovers is my
favourite.
It'll be brief enough this morning, thanks to those striking tube drivers. Instead of previewing
and looking forward to our game today, we have to wait until tomorrow to get our taste of festive
football.
3PM Extra: See Nasri and Frimpong's sweary fight, plus celebration fail and overhead
kick nightmare
Presenting quality football videos from the interweb, daily at 3pm. Here's today's collection:
1) What sparked that tunnel bust-up between Samir Nasri and Emmanuel Frimpong?
There are few things better than a good football day. Sunflowers and chrysanthemums sway in the
wind like they've overdosed on hash-brownies, birds and bees wear party hats, you walk into the
hostel common room to find the television free and your favourite seat unoccupied, Arsenal get
their shizz going and pass the other team into oblivion, and you happily go to sleep after gorging
on Cheesy Poofs.
There are few things better than a good football day. Sunflowers and chrysanthemums sway in the
wind like they've overdosed on hash-brownies, birds and bees wear party hats, you walk into the
hostel common room to find the television free and your favourite seat unoccupied, Arsenal get
their shizz going and pass the other team into oblivion, and you happily go to sleep after gorging
on Cheesy Poofs.
A feeling of nervousness hangs heavy in the air at Villa Park this afternoon. The four teams
below Aston Villa have already lost this weekend, but home supporters may already point to their
primary concern being that there are as few as four teams below them in the Premier League at this
point of the season in the first place.
Welcome, fellow footy fans! It's your favorite pro-promotion proselytizers again, the Revolutionary
Council for American Soccer Change. As we all watch Premiership football every weekend, we figured
it was time to release guidelines on how you should be watching, to make sure you're doing it
properly.
