In your offbeat gossip column this week, Real Madrid's Karim Benzema's "Baby Mama" mystery seizes the French media, the Man United WAGS and their blokes turn up the style at a UNICEF party and Serie A's very own marriage scandal.
If you are constantly being linked to scandal all over the French press like Karim Benzema, you'd be waving and taking it within your stride too.
It's time for your weekly gossip special! This week, Frank Lampard and John Terry go on a double date, Sergio Ramos serenades his girlfriend with a guitar 'live' on TV, Irina Shayk spills details of her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham's thirst for super-stardom is revealed by Sir Alex Ferguson!
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly baller' gossip special! This week, former Great Britain Olympic coach Stuart Pearce leaves his wife for his assistant at the FA, The Leo Messi room in Poland is revealed, Mario Balotelli declares his love for Fanny (again!) and Neymar's son poses with his mother on Children's Day!
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday your weekly dose of gossip! This week, the Man United WAGS turn up in full force at a Charity event, Ozil's new house in London is revealed and Sergio Ramos's matching girlfriend boots.
It's a bit of a slow week over in the world of the WAGS, but it certainly was not the case for Manchester United, who could afford to hold their annual Ladies Lunch.
In this week's Baller Gossip column, Gareth Bale goes house-hunting in Madrid, Mario Balotelli reconciles with FannyNeguesha and takes her shopping, Lilian Thuram is accused of domestic violence and Neymar professes his love for Bruna 'live' on Brazilian TV.
One day after he was sent off for a red card against Napoli, Mario Balotelli aptly took his fancy Ferrari for a ride on the streets of Milan and went shopping with his on and off girlfriend, Fanny Neguesha.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday your weekly gossip special! This week, read about Sergio Ramos' gaffe, Leonardo's wedding in Milan, Puyol's special announcement, Gerard Pique and Shakira's cycling trip, The Rooneys' extended summer holiday in Portugal and Ronaldo's Flamenco night.
We'll start with this recent photo uploaded by Real Madrid and Spanish National Team defender, Sergio Ramos, enjoying sushi with his girlfriend, Pilar Rubio.
It's Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly gossip special! This week, the Gareth Bale 'WAG'mania takes over Madrid, Milan Pique celebrates Barcelona's Spanish Supercopa win, Pilar Rubio poses in an editorial... and Roman Abramovich enjoys another Italian holiday.
Now that the dust may be finally settling over Gareth Bale's record-breaking move to the glitzy lights of the Santiago Bernabeu, the pink pages of Madrid's top publications have already started analysing the fashion sense of Bale's partner, Emma Rhys Jones.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, you Weekly dish of 'Baller Gossip! This week, Atletico Madrid announce a sexy 'Suit & Tie' Sponsor, Man United's WAGS bring the glamour to the Chelsea game, Kun Aguero's new baby rumours, Bruna and Neymar's long-distance pining and David Beckham's date with the adorable Harper Seven.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly gossip special. This week, Wayne Rooney and Falcao excel as model fathers (gold stars!), Steven Gerrard gushes over his wife Alex, The Tottis enjoy an extended summer holiday (jealous!) and Shakira parades the adorable Milan Pique in the French countryside.
This week, Rafael van der Vaart moves in with his ex-wife's former best friend (for obvious reasons), Messi is caught red handed with a Vegas stripper (!), Iker Casillas and Sara's baby gender is confirmed and Neymar is swarmed by a group of girls at the Barcelona airport.
Love him or hate him, boys, there's no denying that you'd love to spend a day in his shoes.
Time for your Meds, amici! In your dose of football gossip this week, Mario Balotelli parades a flashy new car in Milan as his ex-girlfriend, Rafaella Fico sues his biological parents. On holiday, Gerard Pique and Shakira enjoy Hawaii, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas escape to Seychelles and Bruna Marquezine (Neymar) celebrates Greek style!
It's time for your weekly dose of Futbol Gossip! This week, read all about Xavi Hernandez's lavish wedding (plus all the photos!), laugh out loud as Luis Suarez joins a bank and Emile Heskey conducts a special 'WAG' training session for a charity match!
He may be one of the most disliked men in football, but at least Luis Suarez hasn't forgotten his sense of humour!
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly Gossip special! This week, read about Xavi's upcoming nuptials, Juventus coach Antonio Conte's wedding, Xabi Alonso's Family Day Out, Mario Balotelli's engagement and Samir Nasri's holiday. Go on, then!
It's time for your Weekly Dose of Gossip! In this week's column, Pato celebrates the Campeonato with a special message for Barbara, The Rooneys welcome a new baby boy to the pack, Irina Shayk attends Cannes and Man City players get turned away from a popular hotspot in New York City!
Despite not being called up to Brazil's Confederations Cup squad, AlexandrePato was grinning from ear-to-ear as his Corinthians side defeated Santos to win the prized Paulistao championship in Brazil on Sunday.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly gossip special! This week, a WAG putting up at a Manchester hotel experiences a nightmare situation, Ronaldo slams new allegations that are affecting his "personal life" with Irina Shayk and Edinson Cavani's divorce settlement.
After his team's unceremonious exit from the Champions League this week, Cristiano Ronaldo may be going through a crisis in his personal life as well.
Welcome to Los Chicas Chismes your weekly dose of footie gossip! This week, read about Balotelli's new Ferrari, Maradona's rumoured 22-year-old girlfriend, Irina Shayk's Oscar party dress, Neymar and Bruna Marquezine's party and another adorable Rooney Mother-Son outing!
AC Milan's new resident bad boy, Mario Balotelli (finally someone to make Gennaro Gattuso proud), has been spotted all around his new city with Fanny and his Ferrari.
Along with most other people of a French persuasion, Dorian Tillier, weather girl forLe Grand Journal de Canal+, reckoned Les Bleus had zero chance of qualifying for the 2014 World Cup as they went into Tuesday night's play-off second leg against Ukraine trailing by two goals to nil following a dismal showing in the first leg.
We've cooked up a lot of tenuous excuses to post half-naked ladies here on Pies before, but this just might be the flimsiest ever.
Here's a Brazilian pianist by the name of Suzy Pianista playing the Corinthians club anthem,Hino do Corinthians (Corinthians Hymn), in a state of almost full undress, with nowt but a tiny black thong and the glow of her iPad for company.
Crystal Palace's in-house cheerleading battalion The Crystals have teamed up with their Jacksonville Jaguars counterparts to produce a rendition of The Dave Clark Five's happy-clappy 1960s pop nugget "Glad All Over" (Palace's club anthem) in various states of gyrating, bikini-clad undress.
In a fairly laughable attempt to sucker Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend Irina Shayk into pouring petrol on the utterly inane Ronaldo-Messi non-feudthat continues to rage on ad infinitum, a Greek reporter tried and happily failed to get the Sports Illustrated model to cut up a Barcelona shirt on the red carpet at some MTV event at the weekend in a bid to engineer himself a headline.
While going through the motions waffling on about her shoddy-looking new film (that dreadful "Wizard of Oz" prequel thing) in a cookie-cutter promo interview with BBC Radio One's Chris Stark, conversation somehow took a deviation which ended with the lovely Miss Mila Kunis agreeing to go and watch Watford FC with Stark and "the boys".
Here's us thinking the Harlem Shake was something Shaft used to beat down corrupt cops and drug dealers, but apparently it's the latest video meme hot on the heels of that godawful Gangnam Style tripe to take over the world of the simpleton.
As with 'Call Me Maybe' and Psy's aforementioned insipid anthem, Crystal Palace's cheerleaders, The Crystals, have once again pounced and produced their very own high-art rendition of whatever this Harlem Shake thing might be.
Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas posted this photo with his stepchildren, Joseph and Maria, in their Barcelona home recently with the caption : "With two incredible people I adore @mariataktouk @josephtaktouk4."
The two children are from model Daniella Semaan's first marriage to her Lebanese husband, millionaire businessman Elie Taktout.
Argentina's answer to "Hello" magazine, Pronto, are running with the following cover; showing a photo of what appears to be Lionel Messi canoodling with what appears to be the ample bosom of what appears to be Topanga from "Boy Meets World" at a Las Vegas strip club shortly after the "Messi and Friends" charity match in Chicago.
It wasn't just Arsenal fans who beamed smiles of delight after securing the signing of Mesut Ozil. No, men the land over were equally happy to welcome a certain Mandy Capristo as well! Who is Mandy Capristo? Well, she is only the girlfriend, or to put it more accurately, the WAG of Mesut Ozil. Capristo, [.
Jack Wilshere has been shooting the shite with ESPN of late and, among other things, the conversation with the Arsenal midfielder gradually got around to Gonzalo Higuain and the Real Madrid striker's proposed move to The Emirates over the summer.
Photos of Gonzola Higuain's actress wife are destined for the walls of Arsenal's dressing room if the Real Madrid striker completes his move to the club. That's according to Gunners midfielder Jack Wilshere, who seemed impressed when, during a recent interview, he was shown a picture of Soledad Fandiño modelling underwear.
With the best two football teams in Europe set to battle it out in London tomorrow for the Champions League final, we decided to put together a list of the top WAGs in European football. The only restriction was that the player associated with the WAG has to be playing in Europe.
As if playing in front of massive crowds of fans who cheer you on with every touch of the ball isn't a good enough reason to want to become a football star, the women that come with that glory seems to be the icing on top.
As Manchester United and Chelsea so consummately proved at Old Trafford last night, goalless draws can be infuriatingly frustrating for those forced to sit through the tedium, and we can only imagine the 0-0 snoregasm betweenBrondby and Randers in the Danish Superliga on Sunday evening was even less entertaining.
The delectable Rachel Riley received her 1,000th Countdown cap recently and to mark the occassion Ryan Giggs toddled along to the studio to surprise the Channel 4 show's resident maths vixen and known Manchester United fan (well, she's from Essex so what did you expect?
Wayne Rooney was spotted out and about with his two sons Kai and the newborn Klay at Alderley Edge on Tuesday. And while the adorable Klay may have been born only a few weeks ago, he enjoyed some quality boy time with doting dad Rooney and his brother during the season break. The 27-year-old Man United striker expertly juggled his two sons with both hands as they strolled past the shops, while his wife Coleen looked on bemusedly.
Cristiano Ronaldo's gorgeous girlfriend Irina Shayk avoided major controversy white attending an MTV party in Greece after a thick shit-head of a reporter asked her to cut up her Boyfriend's biggest rival's jersey on Live TV. Some people would do anything to get into the headlines but thankfully Irina didn't take the bait.
Danish side Brondby racked up their first win of the 2013/14 Superliga campaign at the eighth time of asking on Sunday evening with a 2-1 victory over OB and it all proved too much for one female fan, who was suddenly struck by the compulsion to rid herself of her clothes at the final whistle right as the TV cameras panned past her.
The68-year-old owner of Swiss club FC Luzern, Bernard Alpstaeg, has come up with an ingenious ploy to pull the crowds in at theSwissporarena: hire "sexy dancers" to perform before each and every home game.
Brilliant! How could it possibly fail? Who cares if it alienates vast swathes of your supporters!
While Chris was off somewhere in deepest England having fun at football clubs, David Sally spent the afternoon braving the inquisitive minds of Deadspin readers. Brendan Rodgers, Greg Louganis, Luis Suarez, coaching, Porto, WAGs, and yes, the future of soccer analytics, all came up.
We had no idea they were a couple but congratulations are due to Sky Sports News presenter Charlotte Jackson and Wales manager Chris Coleman today after the pair announced their engagement on Twitter after apparently dating for over a year...
Been made a very happy girl & taken off the shelf!
Rather than a customary bottle of champagne, Dutch side NEC Nijmegen are hoping to coax better performances out of their players by rewardingeach week's "Man of the Match" with a car wash. Not just any car wash, mind a bikini car wash.