Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, your weekly gossip special! This week, a WAG putting up at a Manchester hotel experiences a nightmare situation, Ronaldo slams new allegations that are affecting his "personal life" with Irina Shayk and Edinson Cavani's divorce settlement.
After his team's unceremonious exit from the Champions League this week, Cristiano Ronaldo may be going through a crisis in his personal life as well.
Welcome to Los Chicas Chismes your weekly dose of footie gossip! This week, read about Balotelli's new Ferrari, Maradona's rumoured 22-year-old girlfriend, Irina Shayk's Oscar party dress, Neymar and Bruna Marquezine's party and another adorable Rooney Mother-Son outing!
AC Milan's new resident bad boy, Mario Balotelli (finally someone to make Gennaro Gattuso proud), has been spotted all around his new city with Fanny and his Ferrari.
We're a little behind schedule on your Weekly Gossip, but that doesn't mean you won't get the dish! This week, the Barcelona WAGS head to London, Kevin-Prince Boateng throws a mask party, Malena Costa faces her ex and current beau and the Iker buys Sara a car (yawn).
Here's a photo of WAGS Antonella Roccuzzo (Lionel Messi) and Daniella Semaan (Cesc Fabregas) in London recently, where they had a little "R&R" time away from their partners, who were on international duty with Argentina and Spain.
It's time for your weekly, fabulous dose of Futbol Gossip! This week, the Van der Vaarts decide to reconcile after a brief separation, Mario Balotelli flies in his new Belgian girlfriend to Manchester and Real Madrid's Mesut Ozil is seeing a German popstar!
When the Van der Vaarts' announced that they were separating earlier this month, we shed a tear or two for the couple.
In a fairly laughable attempt to sucker Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend Irina Shayk into pouring petrol on the utterly inane Ronaldo-Messi non-feudthat continues to rage on ad infinitum, a Greek reporter tried and happily failed to get the Sports Illustrated model to cut up a Barcelona shirt on the red carpet at some MTV event at the weekend in a bid to engineer himself a headline.
While going through the motions waffling on about her shoddy-looking new film (that dreadful "Wizard of Oz" prequel thing) in a cookie-cutter promo interview with BBC Radio One's Chris Stark, conversation somehow took a deviation which ended with the lovely Miss Mila Kunis agreeing to go and watch Watford FC with Stark and "the boys".
Here's us thinking the Harlem Shake was something Shaft used to beat down corrupt cops and drug dealers, but apparently it's the latest video meme hot on the heels of that godawful Gangnam Style tripe to take over the world of the simpleton.
As with 'Call Me Maybe' and Psy's aforementioned insipid anthem, Crystal Palace's cheerleaders, The Crystals, have once again pounced and produced their very own high-art rendition of whatever this Harlem Shake thing might be.
La novia del jugador de fútbol americano AJ Mccarron la actual Miss Alabama Katherine Webb, fue uno de los nombres más nombrados el día de ayer en el National Championship del fútbol americano colegial de los Estados Unidos. El partido fue una paliza que recibió Notre Dame 42-14 por parte de Alabama.
Cristiano Ronaldo's gorgeous girlfriend Irina Shayk avoided major controversy white attending an MTV party in Greece after a thick shit-head of a reporter asked her to cut up her Boyfriend's biggest rival's jersey on Live TV. Some people would do anything to get into the headlines but thankfully Irina didn't take the bait.
Anna Kelle is Ashley Cole's next conquest and to be fair to the England and Chelsea full-back she's a stunner.
Anna (32) appears in Welsh TV series "The Valleys" which is aired by MTV. She is also a self confessed bisexual who has a four year old son named Maddox.
And her pet name for cole is Swagger and who could blame him if he had a swagger judging by these awesome snaps of the stunner.
Let's give it up for Winonah de Jong who managed to score a Zac Posen gown to wear to the Masters Of LXRY event in Amsterdam last night. Winonah kindly posts her daily outfits and fashion finds on her Instagram so we can be jealous and marvel at the speed at which she continues to [...]
We'll keep this relatively short and simple, Kickettes. If you've judged one Cricket Christmas Party, you've judged them all. Or something like that. The legendary Liverpool designer boutique that caters to your favorite Northwest WAGs and ours held its annual Christmas shindig last night and it certainly wasn't lacking in everything you've come to know [.
Images:Jo Hale/Getty Images Europe & Dave Norton/Bauer Griffin Bleakley's been absent lately, yes? Or maybe we just forgot to pay attention to her. Anywho, the future Mrs. Frank Lampard attended two black tie events over the weekend and stuck to a winning fashion formula: Lace dress + clutch bag + updo = win.
Image via Tim Whitby/Getty Images Europe We've been hard on Louise Redknapp over the years. Her apparent insistence on wearing Stella McCartney to every single event ever has mystified and perturbed us. Not because we dislike the designs of Ms. McCartney but because there are so many other fashion fish in the sea for the [.
Images:Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Europe. Malena Costa is on a major upgrade thanks to the white-carpet glamazon look she wore to last night's Marie Claire Prix de la Moda Awards 2012 in Madrid.ThoughMario Suárez's girlfriend (who's probably better known as Carles Puyol's ex) failed to nab a gong at the industry honouring event unlike another [.
Image:Indigo/Getty Images. On Monday the Manchester United Foundation's Ladies Lunch was held, and several footballers' wives, fiancées and girlfriends sashayed down the red carpet, pouting and posing to their hearts' content along the way. Ana Vidic was her usual smoke-show self in Stella McCartney, Nani's future missus Daniela Martins dressed like she always does (badly.
Peter, Abbey, and Peter's 'tache attended the Marc Jacobs-hosted party for Kate Moss' new book in London last night. We don't know if we've ever thought this about the Crouches before, but they look cute, no? Well, not the 'tache, but everything else. When is Movember over? Image via vogue.co.uk
Image via @sylvievdervaart Beau Monde, a Dutch mag, held their annual style awards this week and it should come as no surprise that two of our favourite Dutch WAGs were recognized. Sylvie, in a dress by Jay Ahr and Jimmy Choo heels, won the Style Award and Yolanthe won the Cover Award. We assume that [.
Launching a business on the famous backs of your hubby's international colleagues sounds like taking the easy way out to us, Tamara Gorro aka Mrs Ezequiel Garay. It also sounds like exactly what we'd do if we were in your Loubs.
Thx for the tip, Emma C! New parents, Leo Messi and Antonella Roccuzzo, were snapped with baby Thiago in tow visiting Jose Manuel Pinto's house this past Sunday.Dare we say baby play date already? And hot dayum, has Antonella lost the baby weight already?
LA Galaxy forward Robbie Keane took his wife Claudine and their adorable son Robert for a spot of lunch at Hollywood's The Grove shopping center last week. They've got that all-American look down, yes? Furthermore, isn't this the best Claudine has ever looked? There is not a bandage dress or mismatched accessory in sight.
Images via Facebook. Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you've had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully defending the SNT's European championship, being one half of footy's power couple of the year and evolving into theall-time GQMF-ing boss and all.
In another case of old relationships coming back to haunt you, Danny Simpson's baby mamma Stephanie (who claims to be pregnant with their second child) has accused him of cheating on her with pop songstress, sex tapestress and X Factor judgestress, Tulisa, towards the end of their relationship. Separately, Krystal Benjamin (his alleged side, side [.
Dimitar Berbatov is a daddy again! The Fulham striker's wife, Elena, gave a birth to baby girl yesterday in Bulgaria in the wee morning hours, the hospital where the WAG and baby were resting comfortably confirmed on bTV television. Name may or may not be Margarita, in honour of Dimi's mother, whom Elena may or [.
It's a footballer baby boom, Kickettes. They're everywhere.Luckily, they're genetically superior and smell like high interest savings accounts and strawberry yoghurt. Thus, we're all happy. The latest installment in this ongoing news: according to Cesc himself as reported by El Mundo Deportivo,he andhis girlfriend of a year and a half are expecting the first child [.
According to Twitter, this rather aesthetically appealing female human being is the latest addition to the physiotherapy team at AC Milan...
Groin strains and heart palpitations just went up ten-fold at Milanello.
Now, this could just be a photo of a girl in a tracksuit Twitter isn't the mostreliableof sources though, lest we forget, we're talking about a club with Silvio Berlusconi at the helm here.
Francesco Totti and his wife watched Novak Djokovic defeat Roger Federer in the ATP World Tour Tennis Finals in London over the weekend. Any more sightings to report, Kickettes?
Image:Andreas Pohl. Saturday -Manchester United goalkeeperAnders Lindegaardis taking homophobia to task, claiminghomosexuality in football is a 'taboo topic' and the sport needs 'a gay hero.' [Daily Dot viaBetfair Denmark] - Susanna Hyypia (wife of Sami), in Louis Vuitton, and Anne van Eickels (journo, wife of ?
Image via El Balon Rosa. We admit, her neck has been photoshopped to the point of deformity.But dayum does Iker's chick know how to turn a good cover out when it counts. We still have hate for the crystal body shenanigans, though.
Images via Diez Minutos. Sooo we should've listened to our mums when they told us to pay attention in school and work hard for top marks because 'you never know where it will get you later on in life.' Well now we know. How fast do bubbas grow these days, Kickettes? Is there a new [...]
While we we're off collectively losing our minds (and wallets), Christian Vieri and his anonymous lady friend were scootin' and tootin' around Miami Beach. Wonder if he and Pato trade dating secrets or something becauseMelissaSatta's ex (afrequent habituéof SoBe) always pulls the pretty birds.
We had several discussions at Kickette HQ about our suspicions surroundingthis couple's hook up. Sadly, we didn't make all of them public and now can't say "nyah, nyah told you so." Boo. Daniella Semaan's ex-husband continues to paintCesc's new girlfriend in anot so positive light, unsurprisingly.
The always beautiful Crystal Palace cheerleaders do there very own sexy Harlem Shake dance which is much better than all that Gangham Style crap we've had to put up with recently.
"Alex Morgan as Katy Perry" is never going to be a bad thing, and here is the USWNT star recreating Perry's 'One Of The Boys' album cover for a shoot for the upcoming 'music' edition of the ESPN magazine...
For comparison's sake, it's only right that we throw in a tableau of the lovely Miss Perry too.
Wilfried Zaha's choice of t-shirt for his Manchester United medical at Bridgewater Hospital was inspired what with it having Imogen Thomas' image splashed all over the front.
We're still not entirely sure if we're legally allowed to tell you why this is so amusing (hint hint), but we're sure you can work it out for yourselves with a quick Google search.
Shakira and Gerard Pique, as they promised they would, have welcomed a baby into the world, Tweeting yesterday evening that they were:"Pleased to announce the birth of Milan Pique Mebarak, son of Shakira Mebarak and Gerard Pique."
A brief statement on the pair's website confirmed the news, as well as adding a little background on the name:
"Milan means dear, loving and gracious in Slavic; in Ancient Roman, eager and laborious; and in Sanskrit, unification.
Helen Flanagan, girlfriend of Scott Sinclair, told FHM she's not too fond of being branded a WAG since she's famous for her own talents. She also talks about... oh, some other phony crap. "I don't hate being called a WAG but it's not what I am. I'm an actress, I like to model and I [...]
Arsenal play host to Tottenham on Saturday morning, and as always, the North London Derby should provide as much football as it does passion. In a warm-up to the match, we're giving you our second installment of Wag Wars this time featuring the lovely wives and girlfriends of three Arsenal players and three Spurs players.
