Victoria Beckham, her short trousers and fabu shoes, go for a stroll in London.
Cristophe Metzelder, his (ex) Julia Goteke and their daughter spotted at the airport.
Sacha Kljestan (of USMNT and Chivas fame) has a girlfriend in the semi-finals for the Victoria's Secret angel's competition.

Victoria Beckham, her short trousers and fabu shoes, go for a stroll in London.
Cristophe Metzelder, his (ex) Julia Godicke and their daughter spotted at the airport.
Sacha Kljestan (of USMNT and Chivas fame) has a girlfriend in the semi-finals for the Victoria's Secret angel's competition.

Here are a few seriously eighties-inspired shots of Cheryl Cole for her Official 2010 Calendar. Will you be buying?

Random: Cheryl earned £6.9 million over the last two years.

Link: Cheryl Cole Official

Here are a few seriously eighties-inspired shots of Cheryl Cole for her Official 2010 Calendar. Will you be buying?

Random: Cheryl earned £6.9 million over the last two years.

Link: Cheryl Cole Official

"I'm not over Frank. We were together for seven years and the kids look like him, so I'm reminded every day. It's impossible... Maybe we'll get back together, I hope we will...

...Frank supports the kids, but I have to work. Obviously, he gave me the house, but the rest I have to do myself.

"I'm not over Frank. We were together for seven years and the kids look like him, so I'm reminded every day. It's impossible... Maybe we'll get back together, I hope we will...

...Frank supports the kids, but I have to work. Obviously, he gave me the house, but the rest I have to do myself.

Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we've not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many "sightings" of the couple have taken place and "sources" have come forward with details of such events.

Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we've not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many "sightings" of the couple have taken place and "sources" have come forward with details of such events.

Well, it's certainly large enough to fit all the sachets of green tea one would require for a transatlantic flight.

But does that make it right?

Your thoughts on Mrs. Beckham's Louis Vuitton from his Spring RTW 2010 show? Have you already been wait-listed, or are you giving this one a pass?

Well, it's certainly large enough to fit all the sachets of green tea one would require for a transatlantic flight.

But does that make it right?

Your thoughts on Mrs. Beckham's Louis Vuitton bag from the Spring RTW 2010 show? Have you already been wait-listed, or are you giving this one a pass?

Have you heard? We first discovered the news about our favourite Party Boy's new love last week. We've compiled a few fascinating and entertaining details and thought we'd share with you in compact bullet-point form.

- It would seem that Nicklas Bendtner is dating Caroline Fleming, a baroness 13-years his senior.

Have you heard? We first discovered the news about our favourite Party Boy's new love last week. We've compiled a few fascinating and entertaining details and thought we'd share with you in compact bullet-point form.

- It would seem that Nicklas Bendtner is dating Caroline Fleming, a baroness 13-years his senior.

Apologies for the title... we couldn't help ourselves.

Much has been made of Cheryl and Ashley Cole's marriage in the press of late. Did Cheryl ever really get over the sick-making extra curriculars? Would Cheryl really decide not to wear her wedding ring because it "clashed" with her outfit?

Apologies for the title... we couldn't help ourselves.

Much has been made of Cheryl and Ashley Cole's marriage in the press of late. Did Cheryl ever really get over the sick-making extra curriculars? Would Cheryl really decide not to wear her wedding ring because it "clashed" with her outfit?

What on earth could have caused Francesco Totti's wife Ilary to have such a reaction?

Click through to find out. (And no, it's not seeing her hubby in a mullet.)

We've seen Fabio Capello, Jose Mourinho and others of their ilk get the Italian TV show Chiambretti Night treatment, and this time around it was Ilary's turn.

What on earth could have caused Francesco Totti's wife Ilary to have such a reaction?

Click through to find out. (And no, it's not seeing her hubby in a mullet.)

We've seen Fabio Capello, Jose Mourinho and others of their ilk get the Italian TV show Chiambretti Night treatment, and this time around it was Ilary's turn.

Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes.

But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.

It's suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.

Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes. But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.

Fashion is suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.

Steven Gerrard does some shopping with a mate in Manchester city centre. He's looking at the giant, "Call us! xox" billboard we had put up for the occasion.
Tottenham's Carlo Cudicini has two fractured wrists and suspected broken pelvis after a motorcycle crash in North London.

Well, colour us impressed. Didn't Coleen Rooney have her baby, like, an hour ago? She's already got her Louboutins back on and her eye cream game working in high gear. Res-peck. It's good for new mums to get back out into the land of those that eat solid foot and belch without assistance, no?

Louise Redknapp, (seen here with Arlene Phillips and Nigel Lythgoe), was in Manchester last week to act as a judge for So You Think You Can Dance UK, which debuts in January.

Well, at least they didn't ask Victoria Beckham.

If we had to choose a chica to sit on a dance-judge panel, we'd be all over ex-WAG Elen Rives.

Louise Redknapp, (seen here with Arlene Phillips and Nigel Lythgoe), was in Manchester last week to act as a judge for So You Think You Can Dance UK, which debuts in January.

Well, at least they didn't ask Victoria Beckham.

If we had to choose a chica to sit on a dance-judge panel, we'd be all over ex-WAG Elen Rives.

It goes without saying that we completely understand the (somewhat unhealthy) craving of owning a glam and blinding engagement ring from the footballing man of your dreams. Having a high cash value prize to sport on your finger is a lovely way to seperate yourself from those that have to work for a living or clean their own houses.

It goes without saying that we completely understand the (somewhat unhealthy) craving of owning a glam and blinding engagement ring from the footballing man of your dreams. Having a high cash value prize to sport on your finger is a lovely way to seperate yourself from those that have to work for a living or clean their own houses.

There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He's 23 – she's 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker "the evil matchmaker" Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.

There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He's 23 – she's 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker "the evil matchmaker" Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.

Each week, for the past 32 weeks, Alex Gerrard has tapped the inner depths of her shopping soul for Now Magazine to provide style and beauty advice to wagabees, randoms and beauty peasants alike.

Although we approved of her hangover treatment recommendations, she never did properly teach us how to perfect her trademark black raccoon eye make-up look.

Each week, for the past 32 weeks, Alex Gerrard has tapped the inner depths of her shopping soul for Now Magazine to provide style and beauty advice to wagabees, randoms and beauty peasants alike.

Although we approved of her hangover treatment recommendations, she never did properly teach us how to perfect her trademark black raccoon eye make-up look.

Many footballers find that expressing themselves creatively on the pitch simply isn't enough.

And so, they turn to denim. Again and again.

Whilst we try to figure out just what exactly is going on with Jamie O'Hara's jeans, perhaps you could weigh in on a) Danielle Lloyd's hairband disguised as hair and b) whether you would go for black & white horizontals yourself?

Many footballers find that expressing themselves creatively on the pitch simply isn't enough.

And so, they turn to denim. Again and again.

Whilst we try to figure out just what exactly is going on with Jamie O'Hara's jeans, perhaps you could weigh in on a) Danielle Lloyd's hairband disguised as hair and b) whether you would go for black & white horizontals yourself?

Helen Svedin (Figo's wifey) looks gorgeous; shills jewelery for at Chamilla's new collection at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid.
Becks trims his beard, takes off his shirt. Son Cruz continues his reign of family superstar.
Want a kiss from Gerard Pique? Just ask for it (on a cardboard sign) and you shall receive.

Helen Svedin (Figo's wifey) looks gorgeous; shills jewelery for at Chamilla's new collection at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid.
Becks trims his beard, takes off his shirt. Son Cruz continues his reign of family superstar.
Want a kiss from Gerard Pique? Just ask for it (on a cardboard sign) and you shall receive.

Theo Walcott was out for dinner at Langans in Piccadilly last night he looks well-fed and happy.

Interestingly, he doesn't look £140k poorer than the last time we saw him, which is quite a feat. (Yes, we're still going on about it.)
Singer Katy Perry goes for West Ham bootyliciousness.

Theo Walcott was out for dinner at Langans in Piccadilly last night he looks well-fed and happy.

Interestingly, he doesn't look £140k poorer than the last time we saw him, which is quite a feat. (Yes, we're still going on about it.)
Singer Katy Perry goes for West Ham bootyliciousness.

You know there's only one thing to talk about in this photo, right? And it ain't how gorgeous Mrs. Gerrard is looking though she is looking completely foxy.

It's the boots.

Do you love or do you hate? Our shins are getting sweaty just looking at them. We would, frankly, rather go barefoot.