Last time we checked, wearing hair rollers in public was a "Don't" in most sensible ladies' books.

Well thanks to a recently misinterpreted decree from Vogue, the British press is now claiming that the baffling, mind-boggling and completely WAG-like trend of wearing hair rollers whilst out and about is now in fashion.

While staring at this photo of two Borussia Dortmund boys and their WAGs at a post-fashion show party in honour of sweets and other high carb/high sugar delights, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the innocent and cash-rich when they tell them, "Why yes, Mr Kehl, Palm Beach suits are going to be huuuge this Spring.

The latest ITS Wag of The Week is Melissa Satta the underwear model girlfriend of AC Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng who has recently revealed the former Portsmouth star gets injured because he has too much sex! Prince Boateng has been hampered by a series of niggling injuries mainly to his thigh having started just 15 [.

People have complained that this website is dominated by WAG's so to counteract our lager-swigging, tit staring, lad-mad reading hard exterior shell, we have decided to give something back to the ladies... Andy Andrew Cole break it down... And don't worry ladies... Related posts:Should Cheryl Cole Take Back Ashley Cole?

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Footballers don't half have it hard (nudge, nudge). Kevin-Prince Boateng has had an injury-blighted season in Serie A so far, making only 11 starts to date, and is currently a doubt for AC Milan's Champions League tie with Arsenal next Tuesday after suffering a thigh strain last week.

Oh it's happening, Kickettes. And it will be starring a real live WAG.

Jessica Lawlor, girlfriend of Aston Villa's Stephen Ireland confirmed on Twitter this morning that she will have a role in WAG! The Musical. Jess added,

In my role I am simply making fun out of the pre conception that ppl have formed of 'WAGS'.

Although we realise this 'look' probably wasn't by her choice, Sami Khedira's model/WAG, Lena Gercke, walked the runway at Rebekka Ruetz's Autumn/Winter 2012 fashion show with two of the most terrifying Scouse Brows we've ever seen. Make them stop, Kickettes. We're begging you. Image: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images Europe.

This week's In The Stands WAG of The Week is none other than Shakira the current squeeze of Barcelona defender Gerard Pique. The Colombian singer-come-songwriter can usually be seen around big UEFA and FIFA galas as on-lookers purr on in dreamland. Most recently, the 34-year-old was known for global hits like 'Waka Waka', 'She Wolf' [.

This week's In The Stands WAG of The Week is none other than Shakira the current squeeze of Barcelona defender Gerard Pique. The Colombian singer-come-songwriter can usually be seen around big UEFA and FIFA galas as on-lookers purr on in dreamland. Most recently, the 34-year-old was known for global hits like 'Waka Waka', 'She Wolf' [.

Think you're up on the (sometimes un)polished pearls of WAG wisdom? Well then, step right up, Kickettes, and give us your best guesses.

In the above child-made chart, you'll find the most recently memorable quotes that were spoken by wives and/or girlfriends of footballers across Europe.

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The slightly more masculine half of the Cristiano Ronaldo/Shayk axis is to appear, or may have already appeared, on the cover of the February issue of Esquire, and that's all well and good. She a good lookin' lady.

However, a quick trawl (strictly for research purposes you'll understand) reveals that the rest of the lovely miss Irina's photoshoot is even hot-hot-hotter being that she appears topless in one of the pics, albeit on a technicality.

Since it's the time of year when no one is in the mood to do anything other than sloth out, we've decided to have a look back at the year that was before asking our lovely readers to help us declare a football power couple of 2011.

As you're painfully aware, we love our footy stars.

Long before Sara Carbonero... there was Mamen Sanz! She's the equivalent of Victoria Beckham when it comes to the Spanish Mega Wag status (eye-rolls all across the town again, we see) but there's a lot more to her than meets the eye. Raul has been linked to a high money-making move to Qatar next season, and the worried German press who want him to stay at Schalke, it seems has declared that his wife has the final say it all of this.

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So, Guti (along with his lovely lady WAG Romina Belluschio) attended the premiere of the latest Mission Impossible film in Madrid last night with an alarming smattering of facial growth affixed to his chinny chin chin...

Ahem. I'll just leave this here.

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Manchester United hosted their annual United for Unicef charity gala at Old Trafford last night. Any guesses as to what has got the Da Silva twins cracking up? They're laughing with us not at us since we still can't tell them apart, right? Or is it because we're going to call them Fabael until they start wearing name tags?

Stoke v Spurs was exciting.. but there's no call for that, lino!

United launch Phil Jones action figure... or is it Mr Potato Head? The week's daftest football quotes, plus Howard Webb stars in textbook Yes, Stoke's win against Tottenham was very exciting. But perhaps not quite as exciting as the linesman seemed to find it!

Raffaello Fico is an Italian model who is currently dating crazy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli, she also appeared on Italy's version of Big Brother and after leaving the show sold her virginity for £1 million to a guy called Milo Coretti, nevewr heard of him? Either have we.

There is another Balotelli on the loose Enoch Balotelli, that is Mario Balotelli's little brother who has been having trails with Stoke City...headline writers beware! Apparently the 19-year-old is also a bit talented as revealed by Stoke Academy chief Dave Kevan as Balotelli that is Enoch Balotelli plays for a contract with [.

WAG Bolts The wife of Bolton striker Ivan Klasnic has revealed she is divorcing him after finding a wardrobe full of other women's blouses in his Manchester bachelor pad. Patrica Klasnic says she discovered the clothes and some photos that were not to her liking when she arrived unannounced from the family home in Germany.

Agent and publicist for Jermain Defoe amongst others, a worthy addition to our WAG gallery. Even though shes not a WAG, unless WAG stands for wives, agents and girlfriends, then it works...anyway...
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As one wag put it on Twitter last night, "Steve Kean is so incompetent that he can't even win the sack race". It was, however, another Steve who did manage to stumble over this unwanted finishing line ahead of the perpetually embattled Blackburn Rovers manager. Steve Bruce became the first Premier League manager to lose his job for this season following his departure from Sunderland late yesterday afternoon, and recent events meant that this was no great surprise.

Tonight saw the first episode of Desperate Scousewives, the latest dose of regional reality drama hitting our screens in Britain. One of the stars of the show is Amanda Harrington, the former WAG of Everton's Jose Baxter as well as Joey Barton (reportedly)... No prizes for guessing what the day job is for the young lady.

Tonight saw the first episode of Desperate Scousewives, the latest dose of regional reality drama hitting our screens in Britain. One of the stars of the show is Amanda Harrington, the former WAG of Everton's Jose Baxter as well as Joey Barton (reportedly)... No prizes for guessing what the day job is for the young lady.

"Say hello to my little friend". Ash seeks inspiration from the greats for his new role. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.

Ashley Cole has apparently signed on to play himself in a new movie about a dodgy sports agent. Ash, who has managed to stay relatively clear of the spotlight lately by limiting his exposure to ladies, mobile telephones and small arms, will feature in 'Played' alongside Sam Allardyce, Joe Cole and Brit actor Danny Dyer.

Isabel Marant, the perennially powerful French label loved by WAGs like Sylvie, Frankie, Abbey (we could go on, but we'll politely stop), is giving back in more ways than one this holiday season.

For those of us who can't recklessly spend their better halves' weekly wages on wardrobe 'essentials,' Marant has thoughtfully created a t-shirt for Gap as part of the classic brand's (PRODUCT) RED project.

Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade have never really done much for us. He's always seemed awkwardly cool while she's always been on the pop tartlet cusp.

Recall the time when Mel would go out in public with minimal make on, in clothes from H&M. Then fast forward to Wednesday night's London premiere of the 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1′ movie and you can see how she's gradually morphed into the Chanel-toting, overly smokey-eyed WAG standing before us.

Despite being a 7 million pound bench warmer in a painfully thin squad, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov has bagged himself a fine looking lady who does by the name of Izabel Goulart. Izabel Goulart is a Brazilian model best known as one of the Victoria's Secret Angels since 2005. Most recently, she has also headed the Armani Exchange and was ranked number 100 in FHM magazine's [.

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Italian designer, Giorgio Armani, held a launch party for the opening of his Armani Hotel Milano last Thursday, and wouldn't ya know it, Alexandre Pato and Barbara Berlusconi showed up and stole the show.

Pato's suit is nice, just not with that unruly hair.

CHICHARITO MANIA

It's the weekend of some key international matches! Por supesto, how could we forget our friends in Mexico?! They're playing Serbia in a friendly today, and as usual, the current 'IT' boy of Mexican football Chicharito received all the media attention.

We take our footwear very seriously here at HQ. While we've never come to blows over who gets to wear what shoes and when, there's a first time for everything.

Frankie Sandford is adorable. This is a fact. She's healthy again and back to making tunes with The Saturdays, which is fine and dandy.

Irina Shayk, Dolores Aveiro and Katia Dos Santos (not pictured) at the Intercontinental hotel in Madrid, Spain.

Irina Shayk's made-for-our-left-hands golf ball-sized ring is playing tricks on us. We first laid eyes on it last week during Cristiano's Golden Boot presentation, but by Sunday evening, it was noticeably absent during Irina's walk down the European Music Awards red carpet.

Us gals get a bad enough rap when we can't go to the ladies' room without one another, so what's with the hand holding between Chantelle (Emile Heskey's WAG) and Jessica (Stephen Ireland's missus)?

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Customers, onlookers and fashion criminals strolling through Stroili Oro on Via del Corso in Rome last Tuesday might've been intrigued by who they saw working the Stroili Skin Jewels counter: Ilary Blasi.

Mmm hmm we said skin jewels.

As the ambassador for the brand's crystal body tattoos, the AS Roma WAG was on hand to advise shoppers who were torn between buying the unicorn silhouette and sunflower swirl.

Another day another Mario Balotelli story with the Manchester City striker being caught flicking through a porno magazine whilst his girlfriend had her back turned. The incident occurred whilst Balotelli and his girlfriend and WAG Raffaella Fico were out shopping in Manchester on Wednesday afternoon.

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli took the time out to answer a host of questions via twitter and managed to once again add to his growing list of admirers Balotelli has become the man-of-the-moment following his fabulous performance during Manchester City's 6-1 hammering of neighbours Manchester United at Old Trafford on Sunday.

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Move along, nothing to see here nothing at all except a scantily-clad Sarah Brandner looking all kinds of gorgeous in the June issue of GQ. We know we're a little late, but trust us, it was worth the wait.

A doff of the cap to Bastian Schweinsteiger, for he truly hath one scorching hot, angel-faced filly (the first two photos are from the GQ shoot, the rest are all gravy!

Meet In The Stands' WAG of the week Macarena Lemos. She is only the ex-girlfriend of Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi and she has an interesting story to tell! Read on... Macarena Lemos, a young model, claims that Lionel Messi's mother threatened to deck her with a frying pan whilst she was seeing the two-time World [.

Manchester's finest came together last night in the name of drinking and revelry. No, we're not talking about this.

Wayne Rooney turns another year older today and as any good wife would do, Coleen organised a proper knees up at Wings Chinese restaurant. Several of Wayne's Man United and England teammates and their WAGs were in attendance, including some of the Man City fellas.

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Submitted for your Friday afternoon delectation, Diego Forlan's significant other the lovely miss Victoria Saravia who is, as you've probably guessed, a Uruguayan model...

(Warning: it all gets a little NSFW-y toward the end)

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Apparently, when asked if she intentionally sought out footballers (she has previously dated Forlan's former international teammate Carlos Bueno), Victoria replied that she wasn't a 'boothanger'.

Every Wednesday, we round up the offbeat stories in football for you! This week, read what Xabi Alonso & Diego Forlan's women have to say and watch Hope Solo as she waltzes across the ballroom.

Nagore Aranburu, also known as Xabi Alonso's beautiful and intelligent wife (classy as Mrs.