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Last time we checked, wearing hair rollers in public was a "Don't" in most sensible ladies'
books.
Well thanks to a recently misinterpreted decree from Vogue, the British press is now
claiming that the baffling, mind-boggling and completely WAG-like trend of wearing hair rollers
whilst out and about is now in fashion.
While staring at this photo of two Borussia Dortmund boys and their WAGs at a post-fashion show
party in honour of sweets and other high carb/high sugar delights, we were struck by one undeniable
truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.
They lie to the innocent and cash-rich when they tell them, "Why yes, Mr Kehl, Palm Beach suits
are going to be huuuge this Spring.
The latest ITS Wag of The Week is Melissa Satta the underwear model girlfriend of AC Milan
midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng who has recently revealed the former Portsmouth star gets injured
because he has too much sex! Prince Boateng has been hampered by a series of niggling injuries
mainly to his thigh having started just 15 [.
People have complained that this website is dominated by WAG's so to counteract our lager-swigging,
tit staring, lad-mad reading hard exterior shell, we have decided to give something back to the
ladies... Andy Andrew Cole break it down... And don't worry ladies... Related posts:Should Cheryl
Cole Take Back Ashley Cole?
By WAG Watcher
Footballers don't half have it hard (nudge, nudge). Kevin-Prince Boateng has had an
injury-blighted season in Serie A so far, making only 11 starts to date, and is currently a doubt
for AC Milan's Champions League tie with Arsenal next Tuesday after suffering a thigh strain last
week.
Oh it's happening, Kickettes. And it will be starring a real live WAG.
Jessica Lawlor, girlfriend of Aston Villa's Stephen Ireland confirmed on Twitter this morning
that she will have a role in WAG! The Musical. Jess added,
In my role I am simply making fun out of the pre conception that ppl have formed of 'WAGS'.
Although we realise this 'look' probably wasn't by her choice, Sami Khedira's model/WAG, Lena
Gercke, walked the runway at Rebekka Ruetz's Autumn/Winter 2012 fashion show with two of the most
terrifying Scouse Brows we've ever seen. Make them stop, Kickettes. We're begging you. Image:
Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images Europe.
This week's In The Stands WAG of The Week is none other than Shakira the current squeeze of
Barcelona defender Gerard Pique. The Colombian singer-come-songwriter can usually be seen around
big UEFA and FIFA galas as on-lookers purr on in dreamland. Most recently, the 34-year-old was
known for global hits like 'Waka Waka', 'She Wolf' [.
This week's In The Stands WAG of The Week is none other than Shakira the current squeeze of
Barcelona defender Gerard Pique. The Colombian singer-come-songwriter can usually be seen around
big UEFA and FIFA galas as on-lookers purr on in dreamland. Most recently, the 34-year-old was
known for global hits like 'Waka Waka', 'She Wolf' [.
Think you're up on the (sometimes un)polished pearls of WAG wisdom? Well then, step right up,
Kickettes, and give us your best guesses.
In the above child-made chart, you'll find the most recently memorable quotes that were spoken
by wives and/or girlfriends of footballers across Europe.
By WAG Watcher
The slightly more masculine half of the Cristiano Ronaldo/Shayk axis is to appear, or may have
already appeared, on the cover of the February issue of Esquire, and that's all well and good. She
a good lookin' lady.
However, a quick trawl (strictly for research purposes you'll understand) reveals that the rest
of the lovely miss Irina's photoshoot is even hot-hot-hotter being that she appears topless in one
of the pics, albeit on a technicality.
Since it's the time of year when no one is in the mood to do anything other than sloth out,
we've decided to have a look back at the year that was before asking our lovely readers to help us
declare a football power couple of 2011.
As you're painfully aware, we love our footy stars.
Long before Sara Carbonero... there was Mamen Sanz! She's the
equivalent of Victoria Beckham when it comes to the Spanish Mega Wag status
(eye-rolls all across the town again, we see) but there's a lot more to her than meets the eye.
Raul has been linked to a high money-making move to Qatar next season, and the worried German press
who want him to stay at Schalke, it seems has declared that his wife has the final say it all of
this.
By Chris Wright
So, Guti (along with his lovely lady WAG Romina Belluschio) attended the premiere of the latest
Mission Impossible film in Madrid last night with an alarming smattering of facial growth affixed
to his chinny chin chin...
Ahem. I'll just leave this here.
Images via Getty Images Europe
Manchester United hosted their annual United for Unicef charity gala at Old Trafford last night.
Any guesses as to what has got the Da Silva twins cracking up? They're laughing with us not at us
since we still can't tell them apart, right? Or is it because we're going to call them Fabael until
they start wearing name tags?
Stoke v Spurs was exciting.. but there's no call for that, lino!
United launch Phil Jones action figure... or is it Mr Potato Head? The week's daftest football
quotes, plus Howard Webb stars in textbook Yes, Stoke's win against Tottenham was very exciting.
But perhaps not quite as exciting as the linesman seemed to find it!
Raffaello Fico is an Italian model who is currently dating crazy Manchester City striker Mario
Balotelli, she also appeared on Italy's version of Big Brother and after leaving the show sold her
virginity for £1 million to a guy called Milo Coretti, nevewr heard of him? Either have we.
There is another Balotelli on the loose Enoch Balotelli, that is Mario Balotelli's little brother
who has been having trails with Stoke City...headline writers beware! Apparently the 19-year-old is
also a bit talented as revealed by Stoke Academy chief Dave Kevan as Balotelli that is Enoch
Balotelli plays for a contract with [.
WAG Bolts The wife of Bolton striker Ivan Klasnic has revealed she is divorcing him after finding a
wardrobe full of other women's blouses in his Manchester bachelor pad. Patrica Klasnic says she
discovered the clothes and some photos that were not to her liking when she arrived unannounced
from the family home in Germany.
Agent and publicist for Jermain Defoe amongst others, a worthy addition to our WAG gallery. Even
though shes not a WAG, unless WAG stands for wives, agents and girlfriends, then it
works...anyway...
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As one wag put it on Twitter last night, "Steve Kean is so incompetent that he can't even win
the sack race". It was, however, another Steve who did manage to stumble over this unwanted
finishing line ahead of the perpetually embattled Blackburn Rovers manager. Steve Bruce became the
first Premier League manager to lose his job for this season following his departure from
Sunderland late yesterday afternoon, and recent events meant that this was no great
surprise.
Tonight saw the first episode of Desperate Scousewives, the latest dose of regional reality drama
hitting our screens in Britain. One of the stars of the show is Amanda Harrington, the former WAG
of Everton's Jose Baxter as well as Joey Barton (reportedly)... No prizes for guessing what the
day job is for the young lady.
Tonight saw the first episode of Desperate Scousewives, the latest dose of regional reality drama
hitting our screens in Britain. One of the stars of the show is Amanda Harrington, the former WAG
of Everton's Jose Baxter as well as Joey Barton (reportedly)... No prizes for guessing what the
day job is for the young lady.
"Say hello to my little friend". Ash seeks inspiration from the greats for his new role. Image:
Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.
Ashley Cole has apparently signed on to play himself in a new movie about a dodgy sports agent.
Ash, who has managed to stay relatively clear of the spotlight lately by limiting his exposure to
ladies, mobile telephones and small arms, will feature in 'Played' alongside Sam Allardyce, Joe
Cole and Brit actor Danny Dyer.
Isabel Marant, the perennially powerful French label loved by WAGs like Sylvie, Frankie, Abbey
(we could go on, but we'll politely stop), is giving back in more ways than one this holiday
season.
For those of us who can't recklessly spend their better halves' weekly wages on wardrobe
'essentials,' Marant has thoughtfully created a t-shirt for Gap as part of the classic brand's
(PRODUCT) RED project.
Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade have never really done much for us. He's always seemed awkwardly
cool while she's always been on the pop tartlet cusp.
Recall the time when Mel would go out in public with minimal make on, in clothes from H&M. Then
fast forward to Wednesday night's London premiere of the 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1′ movie
and you can see how she's gradually morphed into the Chanel-toting, overly smokey-eyed WAG standing
before us.
Despite being a 7 million pound bench warmer in a painfully thin squad, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov has
bagged himself a fine looking lady who does by the name of Izabel Goulart. Izabel Goulart is a
Brazilian model best known as one of the Victoria's Secret Angels since 2005. Most recently, she
has also headed the Armani Exchange and was ranked number 100 in FHM magazine's [.
Image Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe.
Italian designer, Giorgio Armani, held a launch party for the opening of his Armani Hotel Milano
last Thursday, and wouldn't ya know it, Alexandre Pato and Barbara Berlusconi showed up and stole
the show.
Pato's suit is nice, just not with that unruly hair.
CHICHARITO MANIA
It's the weekend of some key international matches! Por supesto, how could we forget
our friends in Mexico?! They're playing Serbia in a friendly today, and as usual, the current 'IT'
boy of Mexican football Chicharito received all the media attention.
We take our footwear very seriously here at HQ. While we've never come to blows over who gets to
wear what shoes and when, there's a first time for everything.
Frankie Sandford is adorable. This is a fact. She's healthy again and back to making tunes with
The Saturdays, which is fine and dandy.
Irina Shayk, Dolores Aveiro and Katia Dos Santos (not pictured) at the Intercontinental hotel in
Madrid, Spain.
Irina Shayk's made-for-our-left-hands golf ball-sized ring is playing tricks on us. We first
laid eyes on it last week during Cristiano's Golden Boot presentation, but by Sunday evening, it
was noticeably absent during Irina's walk down the European Music Awards red carpet.
Us gals get a bad enough rap when we can't go to the ladies' room without one another, so what's
with the hand holding between Chantelle (Emile Heskey's WAG) and Jessica (Stephen Ireland's
missus)?
Image Credit: fashiontimes.it.
Customers, onlookers and fashion criminals strolling through Stroili Oro on Via del Corso in
Rome last Tuesday might've been intrigued by who they saw working the Stroili Skin Jewels counter:
Ilary Blasi.
Mmm hmm we said skin jewels.
As the ambassador for the brand's crystal body tattoos, the AS Roma WAG was on hand to advise
shoppers who were torn between buying the unicorn silhouette and sunflower swirl.
Another day another Mario Balotelli story with the Manchester City striker being caught flicking
through a porno magazine whilst his girlfriend had her back turned. The incident occurred whilst
Balotelli and his girlfriend and WAG Raffaella Fico were out shopping in Manchester on Wednesday
afternoon.
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli took the time out to answer a host of questions via twitter
and managed to once again add to his growing list of admirers Balotelli has become the
man-of-the-moment following his fabulous performance during Manchester City's 6-1 hammering of
neighbours Manchester United at Old Trafford on Sunday.
By WAG Watcher
Move along, nothing to see here nothing at all except a scantily-clad Sarah Brandner looking all
kinds of gorgeous in the June issue of GQ. We know we're a little late, but trust us, it was worth
the wait.
A doff of the cap to Bastian Schweinsteiger, for he truly hath one scorching hot, angel-faced
filly (the first two photos are from the GQ shoot, the rest are all gravy!
Meet In The Stands' WAG of the week Macarena Lemos. She is only the ex-girlfriend of Barcelona
superstar Lionel Messi and she has an interesting story to tell! Read on... Macarena Lemos, a young
model, claims that Lionel Messi's mother threatened to deck her with a frying pan whilst she was
seeing the two-time World [.
Manchester's finest came together last night in the name of drinking and revelry. No, we're not
talking about this.
Wayne Rooney turns another year older today and as any good wife would do, Coleen organised a
proper knees up at Wings Chinese restaurant. Several of Wayne's Man United and England teammates
and their WAGs were in attendance, including some of the Man City fellas.
By WAG Watcher
Submitted for your Friday afternoon delectation, Diego Forlan's significant other the lovely
miss Victoria Saravia who is, as you've probably guessed, a Uruguayan model...
(Warning: it all gets a little NSFW-y toward the end)
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Apparently, when asked if she intentionally sought out footballers (she has previously dated
Forlan's former international teammate Carlos Bueno), Victoria replied that she wasn't a
'boothanger'.
Every Wednesday, we round up the offbeat stories in football for you! This week, read what Xabi
Alonso & Diego Forlan's women have to say and watch Hope Solo as she waltzes across the ballroom.
Nagore Aranburu, also known as Xabi Alonso's beautiful and
intelligent wife (classy as Mrs.