Let's get this out of the way it is a sad day when David Beckham announces he is retiring from football at the end of the season. Oh come on, amid arrogant statements like : "He wasn't a footballer anyway" (right then, so it was a Hockey Stick that won those six titles with Man United!
Lukas Podolski gave Gooners an early summer treat by signing for Arsenal before last season was
even finished. He will be giving us a lot more treats once he moves to England, not least the
chance to check out his gorgeous wife Monika. Monika Podolski, formerly Puchalski so she didn't
have to change her name [.
From the Girls Aloud singer's second solo album comes a song titled "Screw You" in which the
Geordie effectively (and finally) puts an end to her former life and WAG title with this lyrical
line: "I loved you so much but you never gave a f**k so screw you." Well played, Chezza. Revenge
doesn't get [.
The girlfriend of Manchester City benchwarmer Scott Sinclair has revealed she has to hit the supermarket every single day to keep up with his eating habits. Former Coronation Street actress Helen Flanagan mentioned her daily shopping trips on behalf of the former Swansea man in her first column for Star magazine.
There's nothing better that the Madrid rags love better thanun poco controversy and what better way to sensationalize Iker Casillas and Jose Mourinho's alleged fallout at Real Madrid than more conspiracy theories?
We all know that Arsenal took on Manchester United this weekend in a rather dull encounter at Old Trafford that ended 2-1 in United's favor, but did you know there was another battle taking place? Okay, not really, but due to our disappointment from the actual game, we decided to put together a make believe five-aside with some of the wives and girlfriends of the players from both teams.
Because no WAG worth her salt would head out for a strenuous calorie-burning sesh without a
designer good (or two) in tow, which post-workout look do you prefer: A fresh-faced Alex Gerrard in
a grey and pink tank/bra, black spandex and cream coloured Alexander Wang bag, or A visibly sweaty
Coleen Rooney in an all [.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where it's all about the Ballers' and their WAGs! This week, read
about Christine Bleakley (Frank Lampard's fiance) and her frustrations, Kaka's Father's Day
celebrations and Gerard Pique and Shakira's reunion in Puerto Rico!
Frank Lampard's fiance, Christine Bleakley seen in a lovely photo shoot above
has declared in an interview that she immensely dislikes the 'WAG' tag and would not like to be
called one, if you please.
Christine Bleakley joined a shortlist of footballers' partners who reject their WAG titles by
claiming to be "fiercely independent" in an interview with The Mail on Sunday's Live Magazine. If
you've not read the whole thing, allow us to sum it up. - Frank Lampard's fiancée says she takes
pride in providing for herself, something that her [.
A "before" shot of her lips if you're so inclined. And an "after". Surely it's got nothing to do
with her lips, which the model/WAG has previously denied having work done to them despite obvious
appearances. Right?
Liverpool's Charlie Adam married his WAG of three years, Sophie Leigh (née Anderson), on the banks
of Loch Lomond on 16 June 2012. Their reception followed immediately after held at the five-star
Cameron House while our coverage of their big day did not (soz). The groom wore a traditional
Scottish kilt, four bridesmaids donned £300 [.
If we had beer goggles on, which we often do, we don't think we'd be able to tell these two apart
from 50 meters away. Are they morphing into each other? Are they joining forces to become one Super
WAG that will take over the universe? The thought is scary. Alex Gerrard and Abbey Clancy [...]
And we like it. Image via PacificCoastNews.com Some may have mixed feelings about Zlatan
Ibrahimovic's transfer to PSG, but from a WAG standpoint, we are not some of those people. Zlatan's
lady love, Helena Seger is a fierce woman and we have high hopes that she'll get photographed more
in the City of Light so [.
Real Madrid midfielder Sami Khedira and his WAG have gone for a more subdued holiday in Miami
Beach this year. Earlier today the couple took a ride on bicycles down Ocean Drive before stopping
on the beach for a romantic swim in the ocean.
Peroxide-favouring former Spain and Valencia 'keeper Santiago Canizares found himself trending
worldwide on Twitter yesterday after sharing a naked photo of his wife, Mayte Garcia, clambering
into the shower with 17,000 of his closest friends...
Santi's loving portrait was only up for ten minutes, though that was more than enough time for
'Canizares' to become a trending topic and the photo to be 'right click > saved as-ed' onto
thousands of desktops around the world.
Images via Andreas Rentz/Getty Images Europe Fresh off her hols, Sylvie van der Vaart took to the
Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week catwalk for lingerie and swimwear designer extraordinaire
Hunkemoller yesterday. Give yourself a gold star in WAG activities if you recall that Sylvie has
been modeling in the company's print and telly ads this year.
Hope you're all having a wonderful day off from work, US Kickettes! Everyone else, you know how we
roll. Read: we're off to get drunk. We'll be back tomorrow bright-eyed and bushy tailed and ready
for action. In the meantime, catch up on the latest gossip and photo galleries at your leisure.
Hungarian model WAG [.
Image: AmraSilajdzic.com. The course of love doth runneth so quickly around football's inner
circles, and again, the time has come to welcome a new WAG to the club. What's the skinny on Edin
Dzeko's current girlfriend, Amra Silajdzic? Hailing from the same Bosnian hometown of Sarajevo
that Edin does, Amra's a HOW OLD model/actress (bit parts) [.
Fernando Gago's tennis playing wife is one of 150 athletes sponsored by P&G ahead of this summer's
games. Image: PRNewsFoto/P&G. Le sigh. Another WAG, another great head of sponsored hair. Where in
our career trajectories did we possibly go wrong? We'd love to give you more information about
Fernando Gago's tennis playing wife's exploits at [.
As far as Euro 2012 predictions go, England have a molting llama, Holland have a dung-arsed
elephant, Ukraine have a disgusting slavering pig, but France? Well, France have
model and porn actress Viriginie Caprice, who paints all her predicted scorelines on her boobs then
Tweets them.
Images: Twitter, Shaun Botterill/Ian Walton/Getty Images Europe We've got a model/WAG fight on
our hands, Kickettes. Bar Refaeli, of Leonardo DiCaprio ex-girlfriend and being hot fame, was
innocently watching yesterday's Euro 2012 quarterfinal match up between Portugal and the Czech
Republic when she tweeted something that we've all likely thought before.
Layla Anna-Lee completes the goal.com Euro 2012 WAGs XI. Oksana Andersson is the first luscious
other half to be introduced. She's a Russian-born Swedish model, a reality TV contestant and
married to Christian Wilhelmsson.
Next to make our line-up is Italian film actress Michela Quattrociocche, who's been dating
Liverpool and Italy's Alberto Aquilani.
If you're looking for respite from Euro 2012 and off season non-news fever, you've come to the
wrong place. Seriously, stop reading now because we're heavily into both. And not because we're
sluggish and dehydrated. Nope, not never. Manchester City and Netherlands WAG, Winonah de Jong,
will be chronicling her shopping and drinking schedule of [.
TweetThe In The Stands WAG of The Week is former Playboy Model Gina-Lisa Lohfink who recently has
been spotted in a hotel with Bayern Munich star Jerome Boateng. The 25-year-old German is more
known for her sex tape and ahead of the Euros is the talk of the back pages after being spotted in
a [...]
Sylvie VDV and her stylist Danie Bles cheesin' away in London. Like Sylvie's Current/Elliott jeans?
Us too. Images via @sylvievdervaart & bydanie.nl Getting a special glimpse into a WAG's life
without an OK! Magazine deal is rare so we were delighted to stumble upon this one. Sylvie van der
Vaart is a busy lady who [.
Welcome to our Wednesday Gossip special, brought to you by the dapper Xabi Alonso! This week, read
about Ronaldo and Irina's date, Sergio Ramos' girlfriend, Fernando Torres questionable style, Frank
Lampard's daughters and more.
Following Real Madrid's victorious celebrations over the weekend, Xabi
Alonso appeared at a Hugo Boss event in Madrid to promote their new fragrance on
Monday.
TweetThe In The Stands WAG of The Week is Ex-TOWIE actor Maria Fowler who after splitting up with
Lee Croft, was snapped kissing Liverpool reserve team striker Nathan Eccleston. Don't know much
about Fowler and to be honest I dont't really care. What is clear though is that just days after
splitting from on-loan Derby [.
- Irina continued her reign of hotness. What on earth is going on with this chick? We suspect
some sort of contract with the spiritual higher-ups in exchange for serious levels of sizzle.
Less than 24 hours after a study found that girls were being put off physical education at a
young age because of 1) a lack of female sporting role models, and 2) the growing view that
"getting sweaty" was not feminine, a chief executive of the Independent Association of Prep
Schools claimed that British parents are sending their daughters to private schools to protect them
from the materialistic WAG culture.
Image: NBA Photoshops via ESPN.com. The van Persie family is officially headed north for McMansions
and WAG inner circles anew. Not totally sure how Arsenal fans are taking the news, but we're
confident they'll let the Dutch international know when they travel to Old Trafford on 3 November
and again when their former captain returns to [.
With their side currently making flirty eye-contact with relegation across the smoky honky tonk,
it'll no doubt come as welcome news to fans of the club that three Aston Villa players James
Collins, Fabian Delph and Chris Herd are to be fined after being caught on camera getting bolshy
outside Gatecrasher nightclub in Birmingham at 2:45am on Tuesday morning.
Yes, this entire scenario has the power to bring Kickette HQ to instant, complete and utter
jealous raging, the likes of which haven't appeared since we saw a WAG with a Birkin. Although we
put Cesc's sex face on Twitterverse blast earlier, we didn't put two and two together that it was
Cesc making the face [.
Image: D&G. So, wow, there is like, nothing happening in the world of football. Other than the odd
pre-season training and MLS suspension, obviously. But in terms of some good gossip, quality photos
of thunder thighs, or just a nice shot of a WAG getting out of a limo without knickers on, we've
got nothing.
That's right folks, after a year away from the limelight, I am back in your face like an unwanted
comeback from Steps with my expert analysis on all things Euro 2012. I will admit that like the
dancing popsters, it is very unlikely that I will be hitting the heights of the glory days but I
promise that at least I haven't become as fat as the the blonde one.
