Just before the Interlull Arsene Wenger said:

Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in.

Way to tempt fate, Arsene! I think he was probably referring to injuries that would occur through wear and tear.

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Gameday is upon us. I don't want to talk any trash or make any predictions. We must avoid the jinx at all costs. It's not that I believe in that voodoo rhetoric, but why chance it? I will keep it simple and possibly very bland.

Here are a few game related articles. One states how Los Angeles is just 90 minutes away from the finals.

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I probably filled my quota of Major League references with the one about Jobu a few weeks ago. I apologize to international readers and those who aren't connoisseurs of marvelously cheesy sports movies, but this is too apt. Plus, it's Major League 2.
Just like weak-hitting, voodoo apostate Pedro Cerrano, right now, Liverpool has no marbles. Click to continue reading...

USWNT beats Germany in Germany. From Melissa:

The crazy phsychic voodoo communication between Solo and Chalupny can probably be attributed to their season together with the Saint Louis Athletica. It was a bit eerie at times.

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Viel Geld haben sie vor der Saison ausgegeben und damit viele Stars eingekauft. Doch gebracht hat es anscheinend nichts außer einem dicken roten Minus auf dem Bankkonto. Wie ich jetzt dazu komme, einfach so etwas zu behaupten und damit die „Königlichen" beleidige, weiß ich jetzt auch nicht so genau. Click to continue reading...

A few news stories away from Old Trafford which you might be interested in.

Larsson retires
Sweden's failure to qualify for next summer's World Cup has encouraged Henrik Larsson to hang up his football boots. The former Barcelona striker, who joined United on loan during the 06-07 season, scored in the Premiership, Champions League and FA Cup for us.

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You heard it here first! Unless you have been on the dailymail site prior� to this which would make us second. But a worthy second I reckon.

And I hear you saying HOW? How could Ronaldo, the current World player of the year, be retiring in four months time. Well apparently a witch has placed a hex on the former Man Utd man after a former girlfriend hired him (lol, a man witch, gay).

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I don't normally obsess over ex-players but every now and then, one encounters opportunities that are just too good to pass up. Today there was one, courtesy the Daily Mail. The story runs thus: a witch doctor who was hired to put a hex on Ronaldo has said that Ronaldo's career is going to end in about four months.

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It was a matter of time that the supposed "Witch-Doctor" beginto cash in on the coincidental injury of REAL MADRID starCRISTIANO RONALDO. SEE VIDEO:PEPE - "The Witch" ( now that´s a Hollywood name) claims he has been contracted by a non-European women to cause injury toCristiano Ronaldo. As you may now Ronaldo was diagnosed yesterdaya serious strained ankle that will keep him out of Football for Click to continue reading...

Não, não! Looks like your Greaseano is down with an injury, which will leave him out of the major game against Milan next week. No problem. After all, the stage is all set for Kaka to face his former club next Wednesday. At least Armani's new centerfold over here will have time with Rafaella Fico.

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It was reported that a "Shaman" was hired by an anonymous personto practice "witchcraft" on CRISTIANO RONALDO & cause him seriousinjury. The anonymous person was later speculated to be Paris Hiltonafter she considered the REAL MADRID player to be a bit "gay" ¬ enough man for her, & her sexual appetite. Click to continue reading...

This guy probably could've put in some meaningful minutes for the punch-less U.S. U-20 team.
That was mean.
But we seriously don't have that many quality prospects? Sad.
Now some links:

• Ronaldinho caught late-night partying. [101GG]
  
• Some MLS newcomer rankings.

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There are some things that are constant in this world. There's no science or logic to it, it's just meant to be and there's no point trying to avoid it. Whoever wins The X Factor will probably be a bit of a pretentious twat. The Murdoch family will constantly complain about the BBC. England will always exit major tournaments on heartbreaking penalty shootouts. Click to continue reading...

REAL MADRID has received a formal letter from an "old friend" thathe has been hired by a client that is well known in Spain & knowsCRISTIANO RONALDO personally to practice his art of "VOODOO" tocause the Portuguese a serious injury. The objective is to have himoff the field injured more than playing. Click to continue reading...

This video for the Magic System & Khaled song "Meme Pas Fatigue" (translation: "Not Even Tired") actually came out back in April, but with the news of Ribery's Real Madrid demands and skipping Bayern Munich's training session on Friday, it's only making the rounds just now.

In the video, Ribs does a little dancing and shows off in a wacky football match that appears to have been held in the dustiest place on the planet.

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While the media has been convinced that Portsmouth have sold Glen Johnson to Liverpool in a £17 million deal for days now, there has yet to be any official confirmation of that fact. Unless you count the Liverpool official online store's slip up last night when they listed "Johnson, TBC" on the shirt personalization drop-down menu for a few hours.

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Ok, I don't know who this new "Adebayor" guy is or where the old one has gone (perhaps he was adopted by Madonna), but to tell you the truth, I don't really care. The new guy or ADEv2.0 as I like to call him seems like he's been tinkered with by a mix of voodoo witch doctors and kinetic scientists cause almost overnight his skills have been upgraded, he's sustained a delicate first touch and just for fun I think they've even added a deadly J. Click to continue reading...

I've never been prouder to be a Netflix customer. Why? This is why. And fair warning, Benedict Blockbuster Arnold--don't bother trying this one with Honduras when the Hex dials them up as our opposition. I saw my Honduran neighbors putting little red envelopes in their mailbox just a couple of days ago, so clearly you've already lost them. Click to continue reading...

I've never been prouder to be a Netflix customer. Why? This is why. And fair warning, Benedict Blockbuster Arnold--don't bother trying this one with Honduras when the Hex dials them up as our opposition. I saw my Honduran neighbors putting little red envelopes in their mailbox just a couple of days ago, so clearly you've already lost them. Click to continue reading...

Something to read while you count your fingers... (via Liverpool Offside) Ouch. That's all. Just ouch. (Dirty Tackle) Blockbuster hates US Soccer: Official (AP) Robbie Keane a little too happy to be back at Spurs (The Spoiler) No Totti, no party (HABs Offside) Can you name the owner of this childhood hairdo? Click to continue reading...