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Yoink: Leicester Defender Robert Huth Has Shirt Pulled Completely Off His Back By Scott Dann (Video)

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Not that they needed it in the end, but Leicester City had a fair old shout for a penalty against Crystal Palace this afternoon when Scott Dann had a wee tug on Robert Huth's shirt in a crowded 18-yard box.

Of course, when we say 'wee tug' what we actually mean is 'forcefully yanked Huth's jersey clean off his body'.

PSG’s Official Twitter Account Refer To Chelsea Striker Diego Costa As A ‘Fraud’

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PSG have taken the pre-match tack of referring to Chelsea striker Diego Costa as a "fraud" ahead of the Champions League meeting between the two sides on Wednesday night.

The Ligue 1 side's official Twitter account posted a Vine which challenged fans to find"l'imposteur" among a rapid-fire slide show of masked cartoon characters, superheroes and villains one of which beinga photo of Costa in his face mask.

FAIL: Sheffield United ‘Striker’ Conor Sammon Misses Absolute Nailed-On Sitter vs Blackpool (Video)

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Q: What you get if you cross a football and Conor Sammon?

A: A goal-kick.

The Best Bits: Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth (Photos & Highlights)

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Liverpool made it two wins out of two on Monday night, courtesy of a rather controversial 1-0 win against Premier League new-boys Bournemouth.

The Cherries started brightly and almost took the lead when Tommy Elphick headed home Matt Ritchie's corner. However, referee Craig Pawsondidn't let the goal in stand, instead very harshly penalising Elphick for fouling defender Dejan Lovren.

West Ham ‘Keeper Adrian Sent Off For Horror Lunge On Leicester’s Jamie Vardy (Video & Vine)

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Some might say it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow, but the studs up challenge which poleaxed Leicester City's Jamie Vardy on Saturday was definitely worthy of a red card. West Ham 'keeper Adrian was the aggressor, coming after the Brazilian had gone up for a corner in stoppage time.

Ironically, Vardy, who had been fined by the Foxes in the week for allegedly racially abusing a Japanese man in a casino, had provided an assist for none other thanShinji Okazaki earlier in the game.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Elbows John Terry In The Head During PSG’s Clash With Chelsea In North Carolina (Video)

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By Alan Duffy

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic maywellhave been looking for some kind of revenge against Chelsea in North Carolina on Saturday. The Swede saw red for PSG against the Blues in last season's Champions League Last 16 clash, with the striker subsequently calling the Chelsea players who surrounded the ref at the time as "babies".

Jonathan Calleri Scores With The Mother Of All Rabonas For Boca Juniors vs Quilmes (Video)

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By Alan Duffy

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We're not sure we'll ever see a better rabona goal than this beaut netted by Boca Junior's Jonathan Calleri.

The 21-year-old netted the goal on 53 minutes in his side'sclash againstQuilmes, a game which saw Carlos Tevez make his first start in his second spell with theXeneizes.

An Excitable Mamadou Sakho Joins Liverpool Crowd At Open Training Session, Gets Top Signed By Adam Lallana (Vine)

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By Alan Duffy

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Ah, nothing like some pre-season japes! During Liverpool's open training session in Brisbane, cheeky Franco-scamp Mamadou Sakho decided to jump into the crowd and plead for an autograph from team-mate Adam Lallana.

Eventually, Lallana did indeed do the honours, signing the Frenchman's vest.

Women’s World Cup – The Best Bits: France 1-1 Germany (4-5 Pens) (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Despite outplaying Germany for long periods of this Women's World Cup quarter-final clash, France simply couldn't finish the job, with wastefulness in front of goal culminating in a spot-kick defeat.

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Les Bleues started superbly, with playmaker Louisa Necib missing a sitter.

Headstrong: Real Salt Lake’s Luke Mulholland Goes Above And Beyond To Defend His Own Goal-Line (Video)

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By Chris Wright

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If there's one thing you can't accuse Real Salt Lake midfielder Luke Mulholland of, it's a lack of dedication to the cause.

With the Salt Lake defenceattempting to scramble a dangerous ball clearagainst Sporting KCyesterday, Mulholland showed the kind of grunt that would make Scott Parker look like a lily-livered pinkowhimbrel.

Copa America: Jamaica Striker Deshorn Brown Bags Post-Match Selfie With Lionel Messi (Photo & Video)

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By Chris Wright

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"Say 'queso'..."

Realising that there was, in all likelihood, no Earthly way he'd ever share a pitch with him again, Jamaica striker Deshorn Brown seized his once-in-a-career chance to bag a sweaty post-match selfie with Lionel Messi just minutes after the final whistle of Jamaica's 1-0 Copa America defeat against Argentina last night.

Copa America: Lionel Messi And Diego Godin Are Perfectly, Weirdly Synchronised (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Proof if proof were needed that the replicants are truly walking among us: Lionel Messi and Diego Godin synchro-glitching during last night's Copa America game between Argentina and Uruguay..

That's some freaky ass doohickey right there though we shouldn't be surprised.

Women’s World Cup – The Best Bits: England 2-1 Mexico (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

After seeing France downed by Colombia in a shock defeat in Moncton, England produced a fine display to see off Mexico in a 2-1 victory.

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England boss Mark Sampson brought in Reading's WSL 2 striker Fran Kirby and Manchester City's Toni Duggan to spearhead a far more attack-minded side than the team who lost to France.

Liverpool Target Mateo Kovacic Nets Cheeky Back-Heeled Lob For Croatia vs Gibralatar (Video & Vine)

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By Alan Duffy

Apparently wanted by Liverpool, Inter Milan playmaker Mateo Kovacic gave a taster of his talent during Croatia's 2-1 friendly win against Gibraltar. Through on the goal,but with the ball bouncing behind him, the 21-year-old produced a superb back-heeled flick which lobbed the goalkeeper and ended up in the back of the Gibraltar net.

Champions League Final: Juventus 1-3 Barcelona – The Best Bits (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Barcelona were crowned European Champions for the fifth time after beating Juventus 3-1 in an enthralling final in Berlin.

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The Catalans opened the scoring after just four minutes, courtesy of a trademark passing move, which saw Ivan Rakitic fire home from an Andres Iniesta pass.

Nutty Behaviour: Napoli’s Miguel Britos Headbutts Juventus Striker Alvaro Morata (Vine & Video)

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By Alan Duffy

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During Saturday's Serie A clash between champions Juventus and fourth-placedNapoli, Uruguayan defender Miguel Britos was sent off for anawful head-butt on Alvaro Morata.

This wasn't a case of two players squaring up to each other or of a minor nudge of a player's head against his opponent, this was a proper case of planting the nut (as Danny Dyer might say), with Morata left with a bloodied nose.

Venezuelan Striker Aquiles Ocanto Has Live TV Interview Rudely Interrupted By Flying Kick To The Kidneys (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which Venezuelan strikerAquiles Ocanto, who plays for the delightfully namedCarabobo FC in his native land, has his post-match interview rudely interrupted by a flying Muay Thai kick to the kidneys...

INCREIBLE.

Patrice Evra Combats Irritating Bernabeu Ballboy With The Power Of Interpretive Dance (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Other than seeing Juventus muscle in and nix the 'El Clasico final' narrative, Champions League highlight of the night as far as we're concerned was watching Patrice Evra show nigh-on superhuman amounts of restraint in not clambering over the advertising hoardings togive that bloody meddling Bernabeu ballboy a right royal rollicking.

Sunday League FAIL Of The Day: Instant Karma Takes Care Of Lightning-Footed ‘Trickster’ (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Such poise, such speed, such skill, such technical abilit...oh.

(Turn the sound on for full effect)

Of course, when we said "instant karma" what we actually mean was "big, burly defender who's had quite enough of this nonsense".

From the German Kreisliga (i.

The Internet Reacts Unkindly After Lionel Messi Reduces Jerome Boateng To Puddle Of Bubbling Ooze

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By Chris Wright

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There was a point, roughly 76-and-a-bitminutes into last night's Champions League semi-final between Barcelona and Bayern Munich, that Lionel Messi yanked down Jerome Boateng's big boy shorts and paddled his little buttocks until they took on a pink-ish hue in front of the entire watching world.

Barcelona 3-0 Bayern Munich: The Best Bits (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

A late Lionel Messi-inspired flurry of goals secured a 3-0 home win for Barcelona against Bayern Munich on Wednesday night.

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Pep Guardiola's Bayern side worked hard from the start to stifle their hosts.

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FAIL: Torino Goalkeeper Daniele Padelli Tucks Away Beautifully Elegant Own-Goal vs Empoli (Video)

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By Chris Wright

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"GET IN THERE YOU SWINE!"

Hot off the presses, here's the beautifully elegant own-goal scored by Torino goalkeeper Daniele Padelli (once, literally, of Liverpool) against Empoli this very afternoon...

So.

Hull 1-3 Arsenal: The Best Bits (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Arsenal produced a superb display at the KC Stadium on Monday night, securing a well-deserved 3-1 win which sees the Gunners go level on points with second-placed Manchester City while still having a game in hand.

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The visitors started superbly and eventually Alexis Sanchez opened the scoring just before the half-hour mark.

Leicester 1-3 Chelsea: The Best Bits (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Chelsea moved a step closer to their inevitable Premier League title victory after a hard-fought win away at Leicester.

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While the Blues were thinking of the title, hosts Leicester had their minds firmly set on putting even more distance between themselves and the relegation zone.

Real Madrid’s James Rodriguez Scores Absolute Ripper From 25 Yards Against Almeria (Video)

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By Chris Wright

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With a 3-0 victory over Almeria mere minutes from being sealed at the time of writing, it looks like Real Madrid are going to fight to the bitter end in their bid to usurp Barcelona at the summit of La Liga James Rodriguez getting the ball rolling (or rather 'arrowing') with a sensational opener.

Lukas Podolski Finally Scores For Inter Milan, Courtesy Of Thunderhammer Against Udinese (Video & Vine)

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By Alan Duffy

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King of the Selfie, Lukas Podolski, has struggled since his loan move to Internazionale in January. The World Cup Winner has struggled to shine in a wide role under Roberto Mancini as he did under Arsene Wenger. However, in a bizarre game against Udinese on Tuesday night, the ever-smiling German finally broke his Serie A duck.

Arsenal

Champions League: Arsenal Loanee Wojciech Szczesny Drops Clanger For Roma In Show Of Solidarity For David Ospina (Video)

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On a night of goalkeeping blunders in the Champions League, Arsenal's Polish glovesmanWojciech Szczesny made a right mess of a speculative long-range shot in Roma's Group E clash with BATE Borisov.

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Somehow positioning himself way to the left of his goal, the Gunners loanee was caught totally off-guardbyFilip Mladenovic's long-range strike, which really should have been saved with ease.

Watch: When Thierry Henry Hears ‘Own Goal’ Is Arsenal’s Top Scorer This Season

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Arsenal have beaten Newcastle United 0-1. The scorer was Own Goal also the scorer when they won at Crystal Palace.

Thierry Henry hears the news that of three Premier League goals for Arsenal this season to date, Own Goal has scored two:

When Thierry Henry hears ‘own goal' is Arsenal's top scorer this season.

Football Vine: Arsene Wenger Welcomes Petr Cech To Arsenal

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By Alan Duffy

This is quite superb! The Bleacher Report folk have produced this cracking LOTR-inspired vine which perfectly sums up Arsene Wenger's (imminent) anointing of Petr Cech as his new number one. Although check out Arsene's disappearing Gandalph beard!

Arsene has struggled with his purchasing of goalkeepers since coming to Arsenal, with arguably only Alex Manninger (before Wenger messed up his confidence) and Jens Lehmann proper decent buys, although maybe I'm being harsh on David Ospina!

International football

England Boss Roy Hodgson Shows Silky Touch During San Marino Clash (Video)

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While his side were doing the business on the pitch against San Marino in Saturday, England boss Roy Hodgson got in on the act on the sidelines during the 6-0 victory.

Stopping the looping ball with his right foot and allowing just the right amount of movement to direct it into Luke Shaw's path, the former Gravesend & Northfleet defender showed he still has the skills to pay the bills.

Football Vine: Man City’s Natasha Flint Scores 50-Yard Cracker For England Women U19s vs Spain

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By Alan Duffy

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Women's football certainly seems to be the place for long-range wonder-strikes these days. Coming not long after Carli Lloyd's superb WWC final goal for the USA against Japan, England U19 star Natasha Flint bagged a long-range cracker of her own at the weekend.

Euro U21s: Jesse Lingard Nets Fine Volley As England Secure Vital Win Against Sweden (Video)

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By Alan Duffy

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Man Utd youngster Jesse Lingard kept alive England's hopes of qualification for the knockout stages of the EURO U21 finals with an 85th minute cracker against Sweden.

Calmly chesting the ball down from the Swedish goalkeeper's punch, the second-half subvolleyed home to move Gareth Southgate's charges into second place in Group B, courtesy of a 1-0 win.

Women’s World Cup Vine: Amadine Henry Nets Long-Range Cracker In French Rout Of Mexico

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By Alan Duffy

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France bounced back from their shock Women's World Cup defeat by Colombia to batter Mexico 5-0 in Ottawa, in a win sees Les Bleues top Group F ahead of England.

France impressed throughout by Amadine Henry's long-range strike was the pick of the goals.

Manchester United

Football Vine: Robin Van Persie Nets First Goal For Fenerbahce, Heads Home Late Winner vs Atromitos

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Robin Van Persie's new career in Turkey has started slowly, with the Dutchman hampered by injury since his summer move from Manchester United to Fenerbahce.

However, the 32-year-old striker finally broke his duck for the Turkish giants on Thursday night, scoring the only goal of the game against Greek side Atromitos in the Europa League Play-Offs.

Football Vine: Manchester United’s Marouane Fellaini Sees Red For Nasty Stamp On Paul McShane’s Lucky Charms

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By Alan Duffy

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Marouane Fellaini is no stranger to a nasty challenge and in Man Utd's last game of the season against Hull City, the midfielder produced a horrible stamp on Paul McShane.

With the Republic of Ireland defender getting to the ball first, Belgian midfielder Fellaini followed through on the Hull man, stamping right on his Lucky Charms.

A Well-Oiled Louis Van Gaal Enjoys Himself At Man Utd Player Of The Year Bash (Video & Vines)

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By Alan Duffy

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A likely third-place finish after spending £150million last summer may not seem like anything to celebrate, but on Tuesday night at the Manchester United Player of the Year awards, manager Louis van Gaal was in the mood for a party.

skills

Audi Cup: Bayern Munich Hitman Robert Lewandowski Nets Screamer Against Milan (Vine)

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Coming hot on the heels of Gareth Bale's fine solo strike for Real Madrid against Tottenham, Roberto Lewandowski bagged a beaut for Bayern against Milan in the second game of the Audi Cup in Munich.

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With the German giants already 2-0 up, withgoals from Juan Bernat and Mario Goetze, Lewandowski sealed the deal with a rocket on 85 minutes.

Copa America Vine: Eduardo Vargas Bags Long-Range Beauty As Chile Beat Peru To Reach Final

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By Alan Duffy

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QPR fans will no doubt be wondering why Eduardo Vargas didn't do this a bit more often last season, after the Chilean produced a magnificent long-range strike against Peru on Tuesday night.

The 64th minute goal secured a hard-fought 2-1 victory for the Copa America hosts, despite playing most of the game against 10-men after Carlos Zambrano was shown red for a wildfollowing-through onCharles Aranguiz.

Football Vine: Isco Fever! Spanish Schemer Scores Screamer For Real Madrid

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By Alan Duffy

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Spanish midfielder Isco produced a magnificent late strike on Saturday, a fine effort which rescued a point for title-chasers Real Madrid against Valencia at the Bernebeu.

The visitors stunned the home fans with two goals within the first 26 minutes, with those strikescoming after both Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale had hit the woodwork.

The Rest

Watch As Michael Owen Robot Blows A Fuse On BT Sport

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Finally! What we've long suspected is now proven true:Michael Owen is a pundit-bot, a pre-programmed, plug-'n'-play, monotone automaton offering opinion on the human game of football.

The mask slipped this Saturday, when, 'live' on BT Sport, Owen bleeped and burbled like Twinkie on Buck Rodgers re-run.