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Video: Dele Alli does some Michael Jackson goalkeeping ahead of Arsenal game

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Tottenham Hotspur attacking midfielder Dele Alli is not only fit for tomorrow's north London derby; he's fit enough to play in goal. The...

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Arsenal and Spurs release hype videos ahead of derby

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Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur have both released promotional videos for tomorrow's north London derby. With 24 hours to go until kick-off at...

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Video: Harry Kane practices free-kicks ahead of Arsenal clash

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Tottenham Hotspur striker Harry Kane has been working on his free-kicks ahead of tomorrow's north London derby clash with Arsenal at the...

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Video: Arsene Wenger previews Arsenal vs Spurs

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has previewed this weekend's north London derby clash with Tottenham Hotspur in his pre-match press conference....

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Video: Mauricio Pochettino praises Arsene Wenger against of north London derby

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Tottenham Hotspur head coach Mauricio Pochettino has leaped praised on Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger ahead of Saturday's north London...

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Video: Heung-min Son nutmegs Davinson Sanchez to score for South Korea vs Colombia

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Tottenham Hotspur forward Hueng-min Son got the better of club-mate Davinson Sanchez to open the scoring for South Korea in today's friendly...

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Chelsea

Video: Bearded Chelsea boss Antonio Conte previews West Brom game

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Chelsea return to Premier League action after the international break with an away game at West Bromwich Albion tomorrow afternoon. Ahead of the trip...

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Women’s Champions League: Chelsea Cruise To Quarter-Final Win Against Rosengard (Video)

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Chelsea Ladies put one foot in the Women's Champions League quarter-finals after securing an impressive 3-0 win over Swedish side Rosengard in their last 16 first leg clash at Kingsmeadow.

Chelsea were the better side throughout and took the lead just after the half-hour mark, with Fran Kirby, who scored in the last round against Bayern Munich, netting a fine solo goal.

International football

World Cup Play-Offs: Peru Secure 32nd And Final Qualification Spot With 2-0 Win Over New Zealand (Photo & Video)

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That's it. As of last night, we now know which 32 teams will be competing at the 2018 World Cup in Russia after Peru beat New Zealand 2-0 on aggregate to shore up the final qualification berth on offer.

After the first leg in Wellington finished goalless, a goal apiece from Jefferson Farfan and Christian Ramos was enough to seal a 2-0 aggregate victory in Lima, thus sending the Peruvians to their first World Cup in 36 years.

Record Breaker: Romelu Lukaku Moves Clear As Belgium’s New All-Time Top Scorer By Nodding In Goal No. 31 Against Japan (Video)

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After drawing level with a couple of poacher's goals against Mexico on Saturday, Romelu Lukaku took 72 minutes of Tuesday night's friendly against Japan to move clear as Belgium's all-time record goalscorer.

Lukaku notched the 31st goal of his international career (on his 65th appearance) when he nodded home Nacer Chadli's far-post cross from approximately 30 centimetres out.

World Cup Play-Offs: Mile Jedinak The Unlikely Hat-Trick Hero As Australia Book Berth At Russia 2018 (Photos & Video)

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After Tim Cahill's headstrong heroics in the previous round, it was Mile Jedinak who emerged as the somewhat unlikely catalyst for Australia as they booked themselves a berth at the 2018 World Cup with a cross-continental play-off win over Honduras.

The two sides produced a goalless draw in the first leg in San Pedro Sula on Friday, so a 3-1 victory on home soil in Sydney this morning was enough to swing it for the Socceroos.

International Friendly: Anthony Martial Provides Silky Smooth Assist For Alexandre Lacazette As France Draw 2-2 With Germany (Photo & Video)

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France and Germany played out an entertaining 2-2 draw in Cologne on Tuesday evening, with the latter thereby extending their unbeaten streak to21 matches.

The opening goal came 33 minutes in when Anthony Martial went slithering through the German defence.

The Manchester United forward feinted past Nicklas Sule, put Kevin Trapp on his backside and then laid a luscious assist on a silver platter for Alexandre Lacazette to ram into the vacant net.

World Cup Play-Off: Denmark Celebrate Seeing Off Ireland With Good Old Fashioned Beer Shower (Photos & Video)

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With the Republic of Ireland hosting Denmark, there's a fair chance the beer would've been flowing whoever came out on top in Tuesday night's World Cup play-off second leg in Dublin.

Alas, it was the Danes who ended the night triumphant and in some style too, snuffing out Irish hopes with a Christian Eriksen-inspired 5-1 thumping at the Aviva Stadium.

Rinky Dinky L’il Kosovo Demonstrate Simple Joy Of International Friendlies By Snaffling Historic 4-3 Win Over Latvia (Photo & Video)

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While it's easy to grow despondent, borderline catatonic when it comes to international football, it would appear that there are still countries out there who actually ruddy enjoy themselves when it comes to chugging through friendlies.

Kosovo only registered as a FIFA nation in May of 2016, so all this is still pretty new to them.

On This Day In 2012: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Tears Joe Hart Asunder With Phenomenal Overhead Kick Against England (Video)

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Today marks the fourth anniversary of the fateful night that Zlatan Ibrahimovic trampled roughshod over England, scoring all four goals in a mountainous performance at the epicentre of Sweden's 4-2 friendly victory in Stockholm.

England's wafer-thin side contained such luminaries as Steven Caulker, Tom Cleverly, Leon Osman, Tom Huddlestone and poor old Ryan Shawcross who, making his international debut as a late substitute, suffered miserably at the hands of a soaring Zlatan and was never called up again thereafter.

Sweden Players Absolutely Destroy Pitchside Commentary Desk After Securing World Cup Qualification At Italy’s Expense (Video)

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After successfully keeping Italy at bay to reach the 2018 World Cup last night, Sweden celebrated hard after the final whistle at the San Siro.

As head coachJanne Andersson was being grilled by Eurosport at pitchside, the team came rampaging over to hijack the interview and quickly reduced the analysts' table to a pile of flimsy plastic rubble.

Aged Just 24, Romelu Lukaku Equals Belgium All-Time Goalscoring Record With Poacher’s Double Against Mexico (Photo & Videos)

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At the tender age of just 24, Romelu Lukaku scored the necessary two goals in last night's 3-3 draw against Mexico to become one of Belgium's three joint-highest goalscorers.

Lukaku prodded in his 29th and 30th goals for the Red Devils (in just 64 appearances) to equal the international tallies of both Bernard Voorhoof and Paul van Himst, both of whom formerly co-owned the record.

International Friendly: Loftus-Cheek Impresses On Debut As England Hammer Out Goalless Draw With Germany (Photos & Video)

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An inexperienced England side studded with debutantes held Germany to a goalless draw at Wembley on Friday night in the first of a double-header of international friendlies.

Both starting XIs shared an average age of 24.5 but the German side boasted almost three times the amount of total international caps (301) than that of their English counterparts (112).

Brazil Coach Tite Makes Neymar Cry While Gushing About His ‘Big Heart’ In Post-Match Press Conference (Video)

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Things took a turn for the emotional shortly after Brazil comfortably saw off Japan in Friday's tea-time international friendly kick-off.

Having opened the scoring with a 10th-minute penalty, Neymar then missed another just a few minutes later before eventually being replaced by Douglas Costa for the latter stages at Lille's half-empty Stade Pierre-Mauroy.

Moron: Colombia Midfielder Edwin Cardona Aims Racist Gesture At South Korean Opponent During Suwon Friendly (Video)

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Two goals from Tottenham's Son Heung-Min saw South Korea register a 2-1 win over Colombia on Friday, but the friendly in Suwon has become a point of discussion for an altogether different reason.

Indeed, Colombia midfielder Edwin Cardona is at the epicentre after the substitute was caught making a moronic "slant eye" gesture at South Korean right-back Choi Chul-Soon behind the referee's back.

AFC U-19 Championship Qualifying: Qatar Outfield Player Makes Heroic Cameo After ‘Keeper Sent Off Mid-Penalty Shootout (Video)

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Qatar registered a narrow victory over Iran on Wednesday to secure top spot in their qualifying group and seal themselves a spot at next year'sAFC Under-19 Championships, though they required a penalty shootout to do so.

The match itself finished 1-1 after extra time, and Qatar thought they'd won the ensuing shootout when their goalkeeper,Shehab Mamdouh, successfully palmed away the decisive Iraqi effort at 3-2.

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Man City Stars Aguero, De Bruyne, Ederson And Otamendi Have Crack At Professional Make-Up Artistry (Photos & Video)

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Man City big-hitters Sergio Aguero and Kevin De Bruyne might be dab hands when it comes to cleaving Premier League defences in twain, but it's fair to say their talents don't really extend to the make-up chair.

As part of a link-up with Wix, Aguero, De Bruyne and a light smattering of other City players were introduced to professional make-up artist Marihen Gimenez and immediately put to work with brushes and blushers.

Women’s Champions League: Three Gintra Universitetas Players Combine To Miss Completely Open Goal Against Barcelona (Video)

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Lithuanian side Gintra Universitetas fell to a comprehensive 6-0 defeat to Barcelona in the Last 16 of the Women's Champions League on Wednesday evening.

At 3-0 down, Gintra did carve themselves out a glorious chance to grab a consolation thanks to an error from Barca 'keeper Sandra Panos but alas, the three cooks presented with the open-goal gift managed to spoil the broth in magnificently woeful fashion.

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Heaven Is Five Uninterrupted Minutes Of Diego Maradona Scoring Loads Of Fantastic Goals (Video)

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Hey, you kids ever heard of Diego Maradona? Back in the 1970s and 80s, he was kind of like Lionel Messi if Lionel Messi had a predilection for acting the giddy goat and gorging himself senseless on Class A narcotics.

Undoubtedly more spontaneous and playful than Messi, the man they callThe Golden Child was the best footballer in the world and arguably the most naturally gifted player ever to take to a pitch in anger.

Juventus Fans Vote Alessandro Del Piero’s ‘Impossible Volley’ Against Fiorentina In 1994 As Greatest Goal In Club’s 120-Year History (Video)

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As part of their ongoing 120th anniversary celebrations, Juventus tasked their fans with voting for what they believe to be the greatest goal ever scored in the Bianconeri shirt.

The winner, by a country mile, was this little over-the-shoulder number, effortlessly tucked away by a 20-year-old Alessandro Del Piero in December of 1994 the last-minute winner in a 3-2 victory over Fiorentina.

Classic WWII Ordnance Hi-Jinks: Brentford ‘Keeper Chic Brodie Finds Hand Grenade In His Goalmouth, 1965

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Charles 'Chic' Brodie was no doubt a perfectly serviceable goalkeeper in his day, we couldn't possibly comment to the counter, but alas his 21-year professional career is generally boiled down to two memorable incidents.

The first of which happened on November 6th, the day after Bonfire Night, back in 1965 during a match between Brodie's Brentford and their cross-London rivals Millwall at Griffin Park.

Manchester United

Video: Romelu Lukaku scores vs Japan to make him Belgium’s all-time leading goalscorer

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Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku has become Belgium's record goalscorer at the age of just 24. He scored in a friendly win over Japan...

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Tweet, Video and Photos: Man Utd defender celebrates World Cup qualification

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Manchester United centre-back Victor Lindelof booked his place at next summer's World Cup after his Sweden team beat Italy in their playoff. A...

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Football Art: Excellent Retro-Flecked Illustrations Of Current Footballers Wearing Classic Kits Of Yesteryear (Photos)

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Jimmy O'Mara is a graphic designer by trade and the man behind Manchester-based design studio Entire Design.

He's recently found himself a whole flock of new fans with a line of illustrations he's created showing current-day footballers wearing classic kits because, chiefly, they're all rather brilliant.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan poses for selfies and reacts to scoring for Armenia

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Manchester United attacking midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan has been posting on social media after scoring in Armenia's 4-1 win over Belarus...

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Video: Henrikh Mkhitaryan scores for Armenia vs Belarus

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Manchester United attacking midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan was on the scoresheet for Armenia in their friendly against Belarus this evening. He has...

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World Cup

World Cup Play-Off: Italy Miss Out On Finals For First Time In 60 Years After Stalemate v Sweden In Milan (Video)

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Italy will miss a World Cup finals tournament for the first time in 60 years after Gianpiero Ventura's side played out a frustrating goalless draw in Milan on Monday night, leaving a victorious Sweden to book their place in Russia via a 1-0 aggregate score.

They may have lacked a Pirlo, Totti or a Del Piero, but the current edition of the Azzurri still should have had enough quality to beat a workmanlike Swedish side.

World Cup Play-Off: Stalemate In Basel As Northern Ireland Miss Out On Final Berth (Video)

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Northern Ireland's quest for a place in next summer's World Cup finally ended on Sunday night, with Michael O'Neill's side losing out 1-0 on aggregate to Switzerland after a goalless draw in a rain-soaked Basel.

The Swiss came into the game one goal up, courtesy of that controversial Ricardo Rodriguez penalty in Belfast.

adidas Telstar 18 – Official Match Ball for the 2018 FIFA World Cup

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adidas Soccer has today revealed the Official Match Ball for the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia. The Telstar 18 will be used by the world's best players as they seek to claim the biggest prize in soccer next summer. It will beat available atWorld Soccer Shop,Kitbag,Lovell SoccerandPro:Direct Soccer.

The BIG Question: Which Five-Man England Central Midfield Would You Take To 2018 World Cup?

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England's concerning lack of depth in central midfield has been thrust into the spotlight after injuries to Jordan Henderson, Harry Winks and Fabian Delph saw Jack Cork called into the squad for the upcoming friendlies against Germany and Brazil.

Should you not be instantly familiar, Cork has been a steady presence for Burnley so far this season while contributing no goals and one assist in 11 appearances.

The Rest

League One: Peterborough Striker Marcus Maddison Performs Two Thoroughly Embarrassing Dives In Space Of 10 Seconds (Video)

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Peterborough forward Marcus Maddison filed a strong by which, of course, we mean 'bloody risible' contender for the 2017 Fallon d'Floor award in Sunday afternoon's 2-2 draw against AFC Wimbledon.

The stirring piece actually consisted of two dives, performed within 10 seconds of one another, in which Maddison first threw himself to the ground looking for a freekick before simulating a headbutt from Liam Trotter and hurling himself back down to terra firma in mock agony.

Switzerland 2018 World Cup PUMA Home Kit

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Switzerland will debut their 2018 PUMA home kit when they meet Northern Ireland in the second leg of their 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia qualifying playoff series in Basel on Sunday. It will be available atWorld Soccer Shop,UK Soccer Shop,Lovell Soccer,Pro:Direct Soccer, Subside SportsandKitbagalong with the soon to be released Swiss 2018 away shirt.

VIDEO: Lukaku bags two goals and an assist for Belgium

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Romelu Lukaku scored two goals and assisted Eden Hazard in Belgium's 3-3 draw against Mexico on Friday night.

Video: Liverpool players drags weights round New York City

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Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius has his own take on the international break. The German has jetted off to New York City to drag lumps of metal...

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Modern Football Is Rubbish: Juventus Hold Mock Press Conference To Welcome ‘Two New Signings’ On Board (Video)

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As modern professional football and vapid commercial endeavour continue to stride merrily hand-in-hand toward complete and hopeless saturation, Juventus have gone ahead and filed their latest offering.

Indeed, the Serie A giants have press-ganged Paulo Dybala, Douglas Costa, Federico Bernardeschi and Rodrigo Bentacur into staging a mock press conference to help unveil a pair of new signings signings famous for their "perfect shape" and "delicious skills".