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Singapore Lions XII Score Incredibly Odd Goal During Malaysian Cup Tie (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we seeSingapore-basedside Lions XII profit from a momentary bout of dumbfounded confusionthatspread through the defence of their Malaysian Cup opponents, Pahang FA, when an over-hitpass cannoned back off the feet of the linesman stationed on the touchline without actually ever going out of play.

Bayern Munich Use Magician To Unveil Their New Team Bus At Ridiculously Glitzy Event (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We've no Earthly idea why, but it seems that the unveiling of a new team bus is big news round Bayern Munich's gaff, with the Bundesliga giants staging a frankly ludicrously glitzy event outside the Allianz Arena to unveil their swanky new wheels.

They even got a magician in, for crying out loud!

Real Madrid Buddies Iker Casillas And Alvaro Arbeloa Share Special Moment In Bernabeu Tunnel (Video)

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By Chris Wright

So exquisitely awkward it's almost painful, here's the super special moment that Real Madrid teammates (and BFFs) Iker Casillas and Alvaro Arbeloa shared in the Bernabeu tunnel before last night's Super Cup first leg...

(WARNING: Pies accepts no responsibility for viewers cringing themselves to death)

Allow us to ply you with a bit of context.

Top 10 Footballers Accepting The ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’

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By Chris Wright

Yes, it's all getting abit faddy but it's worth remembering that all these celebrity ALS Ice Bucket Challenges doing the rounds at the moment are for a good cause.

And lo, here we've cobbled together our Top 10 favourite footballing editions, starting with.

Quippin’ Boy: Young Man Utd Fan Tears Nani Apart With Post-Swansea Zinger

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By Chris Wright

Asked by the chaps at Full-Time Devils to sum up Nani's piss-weak performance against Swansea on Saturday, this little United fan outside Old Trafford gave the Portuguese mimsy both barrels with a typically brusk Northern quip...

For anyone out there who doesn't speak thick Manc, the pithy little bugger says:

"Nani?

Poor Little Santi Cazorla Squirted With Vanishing Spray By Cack-Handed Referee

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By Chris Wright

In which sausage-fingered refereeJonathan Moss struggles to work his newfangled vanishing spray while marking outan Arsenal free-kick, only to accidentally unload his canister of fluff all over poor wee Santi Cazorla who, unfortunately, was stood down-wind at the time.

Pot Shot Shit Shock! Did An Extremely Accurate Bird Crap Directly In Ashley Young’s Mouth?

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By Chris Wright

We're not entirely sure what the Premier League's stance is on Vines of birds potentially crapping in peoples mouths is (there are plenty of niche pay sites for that kind of thing...or so we've heard, anyway), but we feel that it's simply our journalistic duty to show this one to you.

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Video: Man Utd winger Nani welcomed back to Lisbon by Sporting fans

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Manchester United's Nani is on the verge of returning to former club Sporting Lisbon on loan as part of the deal that will take Marcos Rojo to...

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Video: A bird poos in Ashley Young’s mouth during Man Utd vs Swansea

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It definitely wasn't Manchester United's day on Saturday. That much was apparent when a bird managed to get a direct hit on...

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Ashley Young Taste’s United Performance? Shite!

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Ashley Young had an unsaviour moment at Old Trafford today as a bird shite in his mouth in the first half which was exactly what came of the Manchester United performance as Colin Monk out-witted his more illustrious opponent which gave Swansea a deserved 2-1 win in the season curtain raiser!

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Champions League: Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal – Ramsey Sees Red As Gunners Grab Goalless Draw In Turkey (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal Champions League Qualifier 1st Leg 19th August 2014

Arsenal came away from Istanbul with a creditable draw on Tuesday night after a tough battle with Besiktas.

Both sides had chances to win the game, with Demba Ba incredibly hitting the bar with a shot from the kick-off before going close again later on and Olivier Giroud failing to capitalise on a handful of chances.

Video: Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger calls for ‘big performances’ against Besiktas

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Arsene Wenger has asked his Arsenal players to produce two big performances against Besiktas to ensure they qualify for the Champions League group...

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Look away Arsenal fans - it's THAT Fabregas magic moment against Burnley.

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For anyone that has watched Chelsea's pre season, you would know that Cesc Fabregas has slotted into the team as if he has been here for years. Tonight at Burnley, Fabregas produced a moment of magic that astounded everyone!


Arsenal fans HAVE to be kicking themselves watching his display tonight.

Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace – Gunners Leave It Late Against Managerless Eagles (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace Premier League 16th August 2014

A late goal from Aaron Ramsey secured all three points for Arsenal against a well-organised Crystal Palace side at the Emirates.

Despite seeing the home side have most of the possession early on, it was Palace who opened the scoring on 35 minutes when Brede Hangeland headed home from a corner.

Liverpool

Video: Ex-Liverpool star Luis Suarez makes his Barcelona debut

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Luis Suarez made his first appearance for Barcelona in a friendly against Leon last night. The former Liverpool man had his ban from all football...

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Video: Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard does the ice bucket challenge

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Steven Gerrard is the latest footballer to undertake the ice bucket challenge. The Liverpool skipper had a bucket of icy water poured over his head...

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Liverpool Loanee Iago Aspas Got Himself Nutted During Sevilla’s ‘Friendly’ Against Cadiz (Video)

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By Chris Wright

SevillabeatCadiz 3-0 in a pre-season friendly (in the loosest sense of the word) at theEstadio Ramon de Carranza this weekend, with Liverpool loanee Iago Aspas coming in for a rough old afternoon.

Having been buffeted to the ground by man-marker Kike Lopez, a bit of a brouhaha flared up between the two players which culminated in the defender sticking a pretty cowardly "Cadiz Kiss" on Aspas.

Liverpool 2-1 Southampton – Saints Impress But Sterling And Sturridge Fire Reds To Victory At Anfield (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Liverpool 2-1 Southampton Premier League -17th August 2014

Goals from Liverpool's new SAS Raheem Sterling and Daniel Sturridge gave the Reds a hard-fought win as the post-Suarez era begins.

Sterling opened the scoring on 23 minutes after a superb trhough-ball from Jordan Henderson but the Anfield floodgates failed to open, with Ronald Koeman's new-look Southampton giving as good as they got.

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KABOOM! Arminia Bielefeld’s Fabian Klos Scores Thunderhumpin’ Volley vs Sandhausen (Video & GIF)

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By Chris Wright

Arminia Bielefeld hammered fellow2. Bundesliga side SVSandhausen4-1 in the first round of the DFB Pokal (the German equivalent of the FA Cup) with striker Fabian Klos scoring the goal of the game to put Bielefeld 2-0 up on the hour mark.

With a deep corner swung out to the edge of the box, Klos was forced to backtrack several steps before connecting with an absolute monster of a volley.

Andrea Pirlo Flummoxes Singapore ‘Keeper By Nonchalantly Sliding Free-Kick Under The Wall (Video)

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By Chris Wright

With Serie A not farting back into life for another fortnight, Juventus continued their pre-season warm-up with a friendly against aSingapore XI last night, with Andrea Pirlo scoring the opener with a typically nonchalant free-kick flummoxing the goalkeeper by sliding his set-piece effortlessly underneath the wall.

Liam Ridgewell Rampages From Half-Way Line To Score Superb Solo Goal vs New England Revolution (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We can't remember him scoring too many of these for West Brom or Birmingham City over the years, but Liam Ridgewell was the unlikely man to set out on a 50-yard rampage from the half-way line to score a superb drivingsolo goal for Portland Timbers against New England Revolution in the MLS yesterday.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge…In A Tiny Little Pair Of Purple Pants (Video)

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By Chris Wright

After being nominated by former Manchester United mucker Darren Fletcher, Cristiano Ronaldo did the decent thing and took up the Ice Bucket Challenge (a viral charity dare where nominees tip a bucket offreezingwater over themselves then nominate their croniesto do likewise) but he did it in the most "Cristiano Ronaldo" way imaginable: by stripping down to his own-brand, designer purple grundies first.

Bastia Striker Brandao Headbutts Thiago Motta In Tunnel Then Runs Off Like A Big Wimp! (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Trouble has been brewing over in Ligue 1this evening, with reports that PSG midfielder Thiago Motta was head-butted during an altercation in the tunnel afterhis side's 2-0 victory over Bastia.

CCTV footage of the incident has since emerged which appears to incriminate Brandao of two things: 1) head-butting Motta like a coward and then, 2) running away like a massive wimp.

English Premier League

Newcastle 0 Manchester City 2 – Video Highlights

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Here is a video of about three and a half minutes of today's highlights and the commentary is almost as entertaining as the highlights. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23x3b2_newcastle-vs-manchester-city-0-2-highlights-premier-league-17-08-14_sport You can follow us on our three social media sites below:

Man City Lead 1-0 At Half Through Silva Goal – Video

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Newcastle are losing 1-0 at the half and here's the video of the David Silva goal after 38 minutes although the video is not too good. Newcastle have played quite well with a lot of energy but we haven't been dangerous in the final third of the field so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSYdhGnlsdM You can [.

EPL 2014/15: Everton v Leicester City Highlights

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Timmy Howard couldn't put on another stunning display like his World Cup efforts this summer. Leicester, for it's part, made the most of it's first time back in the Premiership in 10yrs as 4 minutes from the final whistle, as Wood latched onto a rebound and put it home. Final 2-2. Leicester City vs Everton 2-2 by Mylife1972 video: footytube

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EPL 2014/15: Manchester United v Swansea City Highlights

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New line up, new highly touted manager in van Gaal, and a new result. Swansea scored early Sung-Yeung found the back of the net. It wasn't until the 2nd half until Man U leveled, and what a level as Rooney pulls a bicycle kick goal from 4m out. Ex Spur Gylfi said it wasn't over though. Scoring in the 72', he put Swansea back on top, and there it held as the Red Devils looked flat, and executed

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EPL 2014/15: Tottenham v West Ham United Highlights

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West Ham always plays Spurs tight and this match was no different. While many Hammer fans decried the weak attacking lineup for West Ham, Spurs gave them hope with an early harsh red in the box as Naughton was called for a handball in what should have been a no call as the shot was going over and it was a reactionary block.

EPL 2014/15: Arsenal v Crystal Palace Highlights

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And we're back for a new season! Crystal Palace struck first, and until the waning seconds of the first half, it looked like Arsenal was going to pull a Brazil and dominate possession but still lose. 76% possession for the Gunners, and it wasn't until Puncheon saw a 2nd yellow for CP that Arsenal managed to sneak away with what should have been a runaway win.

Watch BBC’s Match of the Day Opening Titles For 2014/15 Season [VIDEO]

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BBC's Match of the Day program celebrates 50 years of broadcasting this month. The weekly English top flight highlights show is an institution in Britain.

One of the endearing aspects of the program is that they update the opening title sequence of the show every season. Here's the one from the 2013-14 season.

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Cesc Fabregas MOTM performance vs Burnley

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Retro Football: Leeds United Trio Dorigo, Deane & Newsome Play Some FIFA International Soccer On Kid’s Television, 1993 (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Appearing on the fondly-remembered 'Bad Influence' youth-centric video gamesshowat some point around about 1993, here's Leeds United superstarsTony Dorigo,Jon Newsome and Brian Deane (draped insuitablysumptuous club track-suits) giving mid-1990s children's television behemoth Andy Crane a helping hand during a segment on the new raft of football games to have hit the consolesat the time.

Corinthians Midfielder Petros Banned For Six Months For Colliding With A Referee (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Corinthian midfielder Petros has found himself slapped hard with an enormous SIX-MONTHban after colliding witha referee during a recent Brazilian league game.

The incident occurred during Corinthians' 1-0 victory over rivalsSantos on August 10th, with Petros clattering into the referee from behind andappearing to land a forearm across the official's back.

Burnley 1-3 Chelsea – Cesc On Fire: Fabregas Steers Blues To Easy Win At Turf Moor (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Burnley 1-3 Chelsea Premier League 18th August 2014

Jose Mourinho's new-look Blues made easy work of new-boys Burnley on Monday night, with Cesc Fabregas impressing in central midfield.

The Spaniard provided a superb assist for Andre Schurrle as well as firing over the corner from which Branislav Ivanovic scored the Blues second.

FAIL: Keisuke Honda Files Strong Contender For ‘Worst Corner Ever’ Against Valencia (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We've already seen a fine effort fromNantes midfielder Serge Gakpé this weekend, but Keisuke Hondawent above and beyond the call of duty in his attempt to claim the "worst corner kick ever" title with a truly audacious display of craptitude during Milan's pre-season friendly against Valencia last night.

Sunil Gulati accepts ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, with help from Rod Stewart

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Sunil Gulati became the latest member of the American soccer community to accept the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, but his video easily wins the award for most random star power.

Yes, none other than Rod Stewart did the honors of dumping an ice bucket full of water and ice on Gulati's head. Also in the video are Sacramento Kings owner Vivek Ranadive, NBA legend Chris Mullin and NBA star Rudy Gay.

Newcastle 0-2 Man City – Champions Keep That Winning Feeling At St. James’ Park (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Newcastle United 0-2 Manchester City Premier League -17th August 2014

Champions Man City kept alive the record of the Premier League title holders never losing the opening match of the following season, when they beat Newcastle 2-0 at St.

Toronto FC Striker Bright Dike Scores From Long Range With His Boot vs Sporting KC (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Toronto FC forwardBright Dike failed to trouble the score-sheet as his side went down 4-1 to Sporting KC in the MLS last night though, technically speaking, the Nigerian international (cousin of Fenerbache striker Emmanuel Emenike, no less) still managed to find the back of the net in a literal sense.

Emotional Scenes As Newcastle Honor John Alder And Liam Sweeney – Video

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There were some emotional scenes at St. James' Park today, as John Alder and LIam Sweeney were honored with a minute's applause before the game started today and the two captains Fab Coloccini and Vincent Kompany in addition to Jimmy Montgomery representing Sunderland walked to the center circle with family members.

Video: Louis Van Gaal Reacts To First Defeat

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The new Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal saw his side lose their first premier league game of the season.They were beaten at Old Trafford 2-1 by Swansea. Please enable Javascript to watch...

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