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Football Vine: Wolfsburg’s Junior Malanda Misses Almighty Sitter vs Bayern Munich

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By Chris Wright

Junior Malanda, hand your head in shame...

Ouch.

Retro Football: Oliver Kahn’s Epic, Operatic Farewell Substitution For Bayern Munich, 2008 (Video)

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By Chris Wright

A bombastic, pugnacious and divisive figure throughout his long, distinguished goalkeeping career, it was only fitting that Oliver Kahn's farewell substitution following his final appearance for Bayern Munich in 2008 took ten whole minutesto complete and included hugs, flags, a parade lap, a speech and a strategically-deployedopera singer to croon through "Time To Say Goodbye" while Kahn made his way (eventually)down the tunnel.

KABOOM! Arminia Bielefeld’s Fabian Klos Scores Thunderhumpin’ Volley vs Sandhausen (Video & GIF)

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By Chris Wright

Arminia Bielefeld hammered fellow2. Bundesliga side SVSandhausen4-1 in the first round of the DFB Pokal (the German equivalent of the FA Cup) with striker Fabian Klos scoring the goal of the game to put Bielefeld 2-0 up on the hour mark.

With a deep corner swung out to the edge of the box, Klos was forced to backtrack several steps before connecting with an absolute monster of a volley.

Hull City

Hull City 2014/15 Umbro Third Kit

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Hull City AFC continued their first ever European campaign with a 1-0 UEFA Europa League [...]

Europa League: Lokeren 1-0 Hull – McGregor Muddle Leave Tigers In Trouble (Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

KSC Lokreren 1-0 Hull City Europa League Qualifiers 1st Leg 21th August 2014

Hull have it all to do in the second leg of their Europa League play-off game after going down 1-0 away at Lokeren. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor, usually a rock for the Tigers, was the villain of the piece for the visitors, passing straight toHans Vanaken who round the 'keeper and fired home.

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PSV Eindhoven Go Big, Bring In Police Water Cannons For Squad ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which PSV Eindhoven go above and beyond in the Ice Bucket Challenge stakes by roping in the local police water cannons to really give their boys a soaking in the name of charidee...

Reverse angle...

Completely over the top and all the better for it!

Fitba Thatba Present: Man Utd Chief Executive Ed Woodward’s Adventures In The Transfer Market (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which those Fitba Thatba roustabouts take the pittle out of Manchester United chief executive Ed Woodward and his increasingly befuddling adventures in the transfer market...

Poor old Ed. Always the scapegoat, never the bride.

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Jamie Carragher Skilfully Dodges Awkward Question About Luis Suarez From Young Liverpool Fan (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Showing a damn sight more skill and dexterity then he ever did in his playing days, here's Jamie Carragher diplomatically choosing to "plead the fifth" in response to an awkward question about former teammate Luis Suarez while surrounded by a flock of young Liverpool fans.

Singapore Lions XII Score Incredibly Odd Goal During Malaysian Cup Tie (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which we seeSingapore-basedside Lions XII profit from a momentary bout of dumbfounded confusionthatspread through the defence of their Malaysian Cup opponents, Pahang FA, when an over-hitpass cannoned back off the feet of the linesman stationed on the touchline without actually ever going out of play.

Bayern Munich Use Magician To Unveil Their New Team Bus At Ridiculously Glitzy Event (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We've no Earthly idea why, but it seems that the unveiling of a new team bus is big news round Bayern Munich's gaff, with the Bundesliga giants staging a frankly ludicrously glitzy event outside the Allianz Arena to unveil their swanky new wheels.

They even got a magician in, for crying out loud!

Real Madrid Buddies Iker Casillas And Alvaro Arbeloa Share Special Moment In Bernabeu Tunnel (Video)

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By Chris Wright

So exquisitely awkward it's almost painful, here's the super special moment that Real Madrid teammates (and BFFs) Iker Casillas and Alvaro Arbeloa shared in the Bernabeu tunnel before last night's Super Cup first leg...

(WARNING: Pies accepts no responsibility for viewers cringing themselves to death)

Allow us to ply you with a bit of context.

Top 10 Footballers Accepting The ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’

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By Chris Wright

Yes, it's all getting abit faddy but it's worth remembering that all these celebrity ALS Ice Bucket Challenges doing the rounds at the moment are for a good cause.

And lo, here we've cobbled together our Top 10 favourite footballing editions, starting with.

Quippin’ Boy: Young Man Utd Fan Tears Nani Apart With Post-Swansea Zinger

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By Chris Wright

Asked by the chaps at Full-Time Devils to sum up Nani's piss-weak performance against Swansea on Saturday, this little United fan outside Old Trafford gave the Portuguese mimsy both barrels with a typically brusk Northern quip...

For anyone out there who doesn't speak thick Manc, the pithy little bugger says:

"Nani?

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James Milner Takes On The ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Like A True Yorkshireman (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Here's James Milner taking on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge like a true stout Yorkshireman, nominating Man City assistant manager Brian Kidd, Leeds legend Lucas Radebe and whoever the scallywag behind the @BoringMilner parody Twitter account is to step up to the plate before proceeding to tough out the icy drenching with a true Northerner's steadfast unwillingness to admit being cold.

Cristiano Ronaldo Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge…In A Tiny Little Pair Of Purple Pants (Video)

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By Chris Wright

After being nominated by former Manchester United mucker Darren Fletcher, Cristiano Ronaldo did the decent thing and took up the Ice Bucket Challenge (a viral charity dare where nominees tip a bucket offreezingwater over themselves then nominate their croniesto do likewise) but he did it in the most "Cristiano Ronaldo" way imaginable: by stripping down to his own-brand, designer purple grundies first.

COPA SUDAMERICANA

Scary Moment When Venezuelan Scorer Get’s KO’d

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Last nights Copa Sudamericana tie between Venezuelan side La Guaira and Colombian side Atlético Nacional had a scary moment when La Guaira's Framber Villegas headed home the opener only for the scorer to be knocked out in the process as his head sickingly hits Atlético Nacional's defender Francisco Najera's at speed.

Bolivian Midfielder Scores Cracker With Two Balls on the Pitch?

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The first round of the Copa Sudamericana kick-off last night and it didn't go without incident as Alejandro Bejarano gave Universitario Sucre the lead with a stunning strike from just outside the area which stood despite two balls on the pitch after an over zealous ball person threw a second ball onto the pitch just as Universitario hit the crossbar before Bejarano made no mistake from the resulting play.

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HAZARD WATCH: Eden Hazard vs Burnley.

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VIDEOS: Chelsea players take on the Ice Bucket Challenge!

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You may have heard of the Ice Bucket Challenge by now, and it's for a fantastic cause (see below). Some of the Chelsea players have taken part on social media such as Instagram and here is the best of them so far.



Get involved in the perfect summer fundraising challenge that's sweeping across social media.

Manchester United

Video: Man Utd winger Nani welcomed back to Lisbon by Sporting fans

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Manchester United's Nani is on the verge of returning to former club Sporting Lisbon on loan as part of the deal that will take Marcos Rojo to...

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Video: A bird poos in Ashley Young’s mouth during Man Utd vs Swansea

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It definitely wasn't Manchester United's day on Saturday. That much was apparent when a bird managed to get a direct hit on...

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Arsenal

Champions League: Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal – Ramsey Sees Red As Gunners Grab Goalless Draw In Turkey (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal Champions League Qualifier 1st Leg 19th August 2014

Arsenal came away from Istanbul with a creditable draw on Tuesday night after a tough battle with Besiktas.

Both sides had chances to win the game, with Demba Ba incredibly hitting the bar with a shot from the kick-off before going close again later on and Olivier Giroud failing to capitalise on a handful of chances.

Video: Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger calls for ‘big performances’ against Besiktas

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Arsene Wenger has asked his Arsenal players to produce two big performances against Besiktas to ensure they qualify for the Champions League group...

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Look away Arsenal fans - it's THAT Fabregas magic moment against Burnley.

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For anyone that has watched Chelsea's pre season, you would know that Cesc Fabregas has slotted into the team as if he has been here for years. Tonight at Burnley, Fabregas produced a moment of magic that astounded everyone!


Arsenal fans HAVE to be kicking themselves watching his display tonight.

Liverpool

Video: Ex-Liverpool star Luis Suarez makes his Barcelona debut

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Luis Suarez made his first appearance for Barcelona in a friendly against Leon last night. The former Liverpool man had his ban from all football...

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Video: Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard does the ice bucket challenge

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Steven Gerrard is the latest footballer to undertake the ice bucket challenge. The Liverpool skipper had a bucket of icy water poured over his head...

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Liverpool Loanee Iago Aspas Got Himself Nutted During Sevilla’s ‘Friendly’ Against Cadiz (Video)

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By Chris Wright

SevillabeatCadiz 3-0 in a pre-season friendly (in the loosest sense of the word) at theEstadio Ramon de Carranza this weekend, with Liverpool loanee Iago Aspas coming in for a rough old afternoon.

Having been buffeted to the ground by man-marker Kike Lopez, a bit of a brouhaha flared up between the two players which culminated in the defender sticking a pretty cowardly "Cadiz Kiss" on Aspas.

The Rest

Europa League: Limassol 1-2 Tottenham – Lamela Leads Lilywhites’ Fightback In Cyprus (Photos & Highlight)

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By Alan Duffy

AEL Limassol 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Europa League Qualifiers 1st Leg 21th August 2014

Two quick second-half goals from Roberto Soldado and Harry Kane gave Tottenham a hard-fought win in Limassol on Thursday night.

The hosts had taken the lead early on, courtesy of a strike from Adrian Sardinero and as the game wore on, it started to look like being a bad night for the Premier League side.

Marco Materazzi Uses ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ To Troll Zinedine Zidane All Over Again! (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We're just about as sick of these increasingly tiresome Ice Bucket Challenges as the next man, but Marco Materazzi's is definitely a cut above most of them...

Too soon?

Alle 141 Tore der WM2014

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Alle 141 Tore der WM2014

Auch wenn die WM2014 in Brasilien schon ein paar Wochen zurückliegt, wird sie uns für immer und ewig im Gedächtnis bleiben. Klar, wenn wir schon Weltmeister werden, dann darf man das auch nicht vergessen...und trotzdem werden die Meisten von Euch schon jetzt nur noch das Finaltor von Mario Götze im.

VIDEO: The Eye of Mourinho by Thomas Lundberg.

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Coleen Rooney’s Ice Bucket Challenge! Wayne Forgets to Hold onto Bucket!

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Coleen Rooney is just the latest celebrity to take on the Social Media craze the "Ice-Bucket Challenge" after being nominated by Shaun Wright-Phillips.

However someone should have told her Husband Wayne, that he was supposed to hold on to the bucket!lol

The Ice Bucket Challenge, sometimes called the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, is an activity involving dumping a bucket of ice water on one's head or donating to the ALS Association in the United States.

Cesc Fabregas MOTM performance vs Burnley

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Retro Football: Leeds United Trio Dorigo, Deane & Newsome Play Some FIFA International Soccer On Kid’s Television, 1993 (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Appearing on the fondly-remembered 'Bad Influence' youth-centric video gamesshowat some point around about 1993, here's Leeds United superstarsTony Dorigo,Jon Newsome and Brian Deane (draped insuitablysumptuous club track-suits) giving mid-1990s children's television behemoth Andy Crane a helping hand during a segment on the new raft of football games to have hit the consolesat the time.

Corinthians Midfielder Petros Banned For Six Months For Colliding With A Referee (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Corinthian midfielder Petros has found himself slapped hard with an enormous SIX-MONTHban after colliding witha referee during a recent Brazilian league game.

The incident occurred during Corinthians' 1-0 victory over rivalsSantos on August 10th, with Petros clattering into the referee from behind andappearing to land a forearm across the official's back.

Burnley 1-3 Chelsea – Cesc On Fire: Fabregas Steers Blues To Easy Win At Turf Moor (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Burnley 1-3 Chelsea Premier League 18th August 2014

Jose Mourinho's new-look Blues made easy work of new-boys Burnley on Monday night, with Cesc Fabregas impressing in central midfield.

The Spaniard provided a superb assist for Andre Schurrle as well as firing over the corner from which Branislav Ivanovic scored the Blues second.

FAIL: Keisuke Honda Files Strong Contender For ‘Worst Corner Ever’ Against Valencia (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We've already seen a fine effort fromNantes midfielder Serge Gakpé this weekend, but Keisuke Hondawent above and beyond the call of duty in his attempt to claim the "worst corner kick ever" title with a truly audacious display of craptitude during Milan's pre-season friendly against Valencia last night.

Sunil Gulati accepts ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, with help from Rod Stewart

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Sunil Gulati became the latest member of the American soccer community to accept the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, but his video easily wins the award for most random star power.

Yes, none other than Rod Stewart did the honors of dumping an ice bucket full of water and ice on Gulati's head. Also in the video are Sacramento Kings owner Vivek Ranadive, NBA legend Chris Mullin and NBA star Rudy Gay.

Newcastle 0-2 Man City – Champions Keep That Winning Feeling At St. James’ Park (Photos & Highlights)

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By Alan Duffy

Newcastle United 0-2 Manchester City Premier League -17th August 2014

Champions Man City kept alive the record of the Premier League title holders never losing the opening match of the following season, when they beat Newcastle 2-0 at St.

Newcastle 0 Manchester City 2 – Video Highlights

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