The theory is that Christmas cracker jokes are deliberately groan-inducing so as to unite the room against the joke, so to speak if the joke is good and you tell it and it doesn't get a laugh, it's your problem. If the joke's bad and it doesn't get a laugh, then it's the joke that's rubbish, etc.
Rayo Vallecano went down 1-3 at home to Espanyol on Saturday evening and the frustration was plain to see, with Rayo right-back Quini venting his anger with a series of crunching tackles including a two-footed cruncher on his own coach, Paco Jemez.
To be fair to Jemez, he took being unceremoniously scythed down by one of his own players like an absolute champ.
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Video Atletico Madrid vs L'Hospitalet 2-2 Highlights Copa del Rey 2014 Goals Manduzkic is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter Atletico Madrid vs L'Hospitalet 2014 (Atleti Hospitalet VIDEO BELOW) Final score and result:- Atletico vs L'Hospitalet 2-2 (Mandzukic*2/ Alcaraz*2) Vicente Calderon, Madrid- 18 December, 2014- Kings Cup Mario Mandzukic stars for [.
Shortly after finding himself (correctly) flagged offside against Roma last night, Milan forward Jeremy Menez took the sting off his frustration by tucking away an outrageous "top-spin trick shot" into the empty net from a tight angle.
Here's Alan Pardew's interview immediately after the game last night, which is worth watching and he talked about getting an emergency goalkeeper in, but then he said he wasn't sure how bad Jak Alnwick's shoulder injury is. A sad-looking Jak Alnwick after the game last night Alan also mentioned all the players injured and that [.
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Sunday saw Emelec seal their second successive Primera A league title by beating SC Barcelona 3-0 to shore up a 4-1 aggregate victory in the two-legged play-off final.
As it goes, Emelec's win was made all the more straightforward when Barcelona had midfielderAlex Bolanos sent-off in the ninth minute of the game for a furious, reckless, downright dangerous tackle on Emelec's Miller Bolanos his very own littlebrother.
To an extent, that is. John Anthony Brooks and Sacha Kljestan each bagged a goal last night, and they were kiiinda similar in appearance. The Hertha defender hit the opener in a kooky 4-4 Bundesliga draw at Eintracht Frankfurt, while Inspector Kljouseau called off the scoring in a 3-0 cup win at Zulte-Waregem.
With Tuesday evening's game against Freiburg being their final home game before the Bundesliga goes intohibernation for the winter, Bayern Munich doffed their collective cap to their faithful fans by signing off with a fantastical psychedelic laser show at the Allianz Arena after the final whistle.
Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is Real Madrid's answer to Rain Man, Iker Casillas put on a clinic of memory skills recently when challenged by club staff to recall scores and scorers from games (chosen at random) that he played in some 14-odd years ago.
FC Barcelona qualified for the next round of Copa del Rey with a 12-1 aggregate victory over Huesca. The tie was more or less sealed in the first leg when we won 5-0 away from home. But that didn't stop the young turks of Barca from going for the kill.