There's only so much you can do when your mum is Victoria Beckham - dress up in the finest designer wear for New York Fashion Week! / via Studio Press

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Last time we checked, wearing hair rollers in public was a "Don't" in most sensible ladies' books.

Well thanks to a recently misinterpreted decree from Vogue, the British press is now claiming that the baffling, mind-boggling and completely WAG-like trend of wearing hair rollers whilst out and about is now in fashion.

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Top of the morning to ya, Kickettes!

Hope you had a nice weekend filled with treats of the alcoholic and 'baller varieties.

Saturday

- Nicklas Bendtner brought his two favourite females a pet snake and his rumoured new girlfriend to the launch of "NB Jewellery" where his first collection, "N3," was presented.

Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky and gossipy side of football! In today's edition, read about Lukas Podolski's second car accident, David Beckham's new editorial, Luca Toni's fatherly pride and Sara Carbonero!

We kick things off with David Beckham's new editorial spread in Men's Health magazine!

Images: ONTD_Football.

Victoria Beckham, sole provider of Harper Seven's ridiculous wardrobe, covers the March 2012 edition of Numero Tokyo in a to-die-for turquoise leather trench.

To put things into perspective, this was the "highlight" of our weekends.

Saturday

- Former Paraguay striker, Salvador Cabanas, made his triumphant return to professional football, two years after nearly dying from a gun shot to the head that's fragments are still partially lodged in his skull.

The Beckhams will not be setting up their French court much to the chagrin of Paris society.

The French elites had been predicting which side of the Seine the Court of Beckham would be established. Existentialists in cafes debated whether this important choice would determine whether he played in left or right midfield for Paris St.

Long before Sara Carbonero... there was Mamen Sanz! She's the equivalent of Victoria Beckham when it comes to the Spanish Mega Wag status (eye-rolls all across the town again, we see) but there's a lot more to her than meets the eye. Raul has been linked to a high money-making move to Qatar next season, and the worried German press who want him to stay at Schalke, it seems has declared that his wife has the final say it all of this.

ELLE magazine scored themselves a brace of WAGs to help them finish out the 2011 calendar in top form. At left, one shot of Cristiano's girlfriend from this month's Spanish version of the famed glossy, and to her right we have Victoria Beckham, who kicks off the US edition's new year come January.

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Victoria Beckham is having the best week ever. She's got the cutest baby on the planet, she's just won a major award and today she's debuted a fab video short for her S/S 2012 denim collection.

Done exclusively for AnOther Magazine's website and directed by Quentin Jones, the video is described as being:

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The British Fashion Awards were announced last night at the Savoy in London and with baby Harper (likely wearing solid gold pajamas) asleep upstairs and her parents in tow, Victoria Beckham accepted the award for Designer Brand of the Year. Victoria triumphed over Tom Ford, Stella McCartney, and Burberry to take home that strange rectangular trophy.

Isabel Marant, the perennially powerful French label loved by WAGs like Sylvie, Frankie, Abbey (we could go on, but we'll politely stop), is giving back in more ways than one this holiday season.

For those of us who can't recklessly spend their better halves' weekly wages on wardrobe 'essentials,' Marant has thoughtfully created a t-shirt for Gap as part of the classic brand's (PRODUCT) RED project.

Girls, watch closely and learn! / via Eg0

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Can Victoria Beckham makes spats happen? Or will they go the way of "fetch?"

Victoria is in New York, where she spoke at the Women's Wear Daily Apparel & Retail CEO Summit last night. She's the first woman to wear a look from her Spring 2012 collection and in doing so wore the item that most perplexed us: spats.

We take our footwear very seriously here at HQ. While we've never come to blows over who gets to wear what shoes and when, there's a first time for everything.

Frankie Sandford is adorable. This is a fact. She's healthy again and back to making tunes with The Saturdays, which is fine and dandy.

Football fashion - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Fashion matters more to football than the average supporter might care to acknowledge. Most spectators aren't overly concerned about their personal aesthetic at 3pm on a Saturday. In fact, for that matter, many neglect to engage in even the most rudimentary of personal grooming practices full stop.

Football fashion - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Fashion matters more to football than the average supporter might care to acknowledge. Most spectators aren't overly concerned about their personal aesthetic at 3pm on a Saturday. In fact, for that matter, many neglect to engage in even the most rudimentary of personal grooming practices full stop.

Every Wednesday, we feature some of the offbeat stories making their rounds in the football world. Today, read about the Beckhams as they prepare to move to Paris, Neymar's underwear ad & Kaka's adorable daughter!

Say what you will, but Victoria Beckham deserves a standing ovation for being able to parade in those Louboutins while she was pregnant at seven months!

The greatest pleasure a celebrity can have is not from doing what people say he or she cannot do, it's by doing what people say he or she shouldn't do.

Inspired by her 'Sport Relief' training regimen, as well as her own sister's personal tales of dieting and sharing germs on the elliptical machines, Frank Lampard's fiancée has officially jumped aboard the fitness DVD bandwagon.

If you think yourself a David Beckham fan, then below is a challenging quiz which will test your knowledge on famous left footed footballer. It will be a mix of football trivia and moments from his personal life.
Why not challenge your football or partypoker friends to the quiz on a lads night in, where you can watch the match and even play fantasy football if you are feeling lucky.

If you think yourself a David Beckham fan, then below is a challenging quiz which will test your knowledge on famous left footed footballer. It will be a mix of football trivia and moments from his personal life.
Why not challenge your football or partypoker friends to the quiz on a lads night in, where you can watch the match and even play fantasy football if you are feeling lucky.

You know, Miss Monday, we really wouldn't object to you using one of your sick days in the near future. After all, that's why we offer them to you.

But don't even try rolling them over into 2012 because they're non-transferrable. You either use them or lose them, so let's make it count.

We hear Victoria and Harper did some credit card damage during a shopping trip to the Marc Jacobs and Isabel Marant stores in SoHo, New York, 15.09.2011.

Another New York Fashion Week has come and gone for Victoria Beckham and her impressive range of clothing collections, which means the time is now safe for us to share a little story with our fellow Kickette Army soldier boys and girls.

All images via Getty/Daylife and Style.com

Victoria Beckham is a fashion designer.

Just a few years ago that statement was met with a heck of a lot of skepticism. From 'does she actually design the clothes?' to 'surely she can't draw', Mrs Beckham's fashion line wasn't really with praise all around.

Ah, Victoria Beckham's Louboutins are alive and well! / via Hola

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Are there any other Kickettes (besides us) out there who will be partaking in Friday's ritual end-of-week drinking this evening under the disguise of a light dinner?

If so: you rock.

Until Monday everyone!

GOOD WEEK

Dance Solo: USWNT goalkeeper, Hope Sol0, will be appearing in the latest series of 'Dancing With The Stars', it was revealed this week.

Are there any other Kickettes (besides us) out there who will be partaking in Friday's ritual end-of-week drinking this evening under the disguise of a light dinner?

If so: you rock.

Until Monday everyone!

GOOD WEEK

Dance Solo: USWNT goalkeeper, Hope Sol0, will be appearing in the latest series of 'Dancing With The Stars', it was revealed this week.

Get excited, US-based Kickettes: Robbie Keane is bringing his Irish boners to your neck of the woods! Yes, the Spurs goal poacher has signed a £3.5 million five year deal with Los Angeles Galaxy, his ninth club in a pro career spanning fourteen years, and we can look forward to see him rubbing shoulders with the likes of Landon Donovan and David Beckham shortly.

Image: MCFC.co.uk.

Saturday

- Jealous that their team-mates were getting their fair share of physically-bothersome advances whilst on tour, MCFC's Edin Dzeko and Alecks Kolarov decided it was time to ditch their shirts once and for all (during their club's beach party in L.

Eskimo kisses! Becks and his adorable baby girl, Harper Seven. Image source: Victoria Beckham's Twitter

David and Victoria Beckham are the proud parents of a bouncing baby girl. David announced via Facebook: I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA. Victoria is doing really well and her brothers are delighted to have a baby sister xx The child's unique middle name

David Beckham baby daughter's name- Harper Seven Beckham is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter

David Beckham baby daughter's name- Harper Seven Beckham is a post from Soccer Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter David and Victoria Beckham's first baby daughter's name has been kept Harper Seven.

Steve Harper Beckham? Victoria Beckham has given birth to the Beckham's fourth child and first daughter. Apologies for the lack of photo above, but OTP was unfortunate to lose out in the bidding process for exclusive first photo rights. Just not quite enough in the coffers. The child will be named Harper Seven Beckham, with [.

By Chris Wright

Mucho congratulations to David and Victoria Beckham who, after already spawning three sons from their fertile loins, welcomed an 'ickle baby daughter into the world at the Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles last night a baby daughter they have decided to call Harper.

Not an entirely wasted week for the Beckham babes either. Mommy tweeted an image of three guitars that Justin Bieber had signed and sent over for Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn, all of whom are reportedly big fans of the Canadian pop hamster. Image via yfrog

GOOD WEEK

Glam Fairies: Congrats to Victoria Beckham and her team, who picked up the Accessory Designer of the Year gong at the Glamour Awards in London this week.

Jane Given looked gorgeous in a dress from Victoria Beckham's Fall 2010 collection. Unfortunately it was the MVP dress of the night as we spotted two other women in it. The horror!

Manchester City goalkeeper Shay Given and his wife Jane hosted their annual Fashion Kicks charity event in Manchester Sunday night.

Saturday

- Victoria Beckham got teepeed at her baby shower around the same time as news about her husband and son, Brookyn, walking away unharmed from their LA freeway car crash broke. She's got her lucky stars to thank for her family's safety and for Gisele Bündchen wearing one of her dresses.

David Beckham, in furtherance of his "anywhere but here" approach to his responsibilities to MLS and the L.A. Galaxy, chose to attend the royal wedding on Friday in lieu of being with his team. According to published reports, the jet lagged Beckham does intend to be at the Galaxy game in Dallas the very next day.

We we were planning on bringing you a live feed from today's Royal Wedding, but since the English contingent of the Kickette staff have advised that they're already celebrating by sinking as much Pimms as is physically possible before passing out in a ditch, our intentions of doing so have been crushed.

We we were planning on bringing you a live feed from today's Royal Wedding, but since the English contigent of the Kickette staff have advised that they're already celebrating by sinking as much Pimms as is physically possible before passing out in a ditch, our intentions of doing so have been crushed.

There's never a time we don't find ourselves wondering what our walk-in closets will look like once we hook, line and sinker one of the world's wealthiest footballers. After all, as one reader put it, it's important to understand how our men will help us help the economy.

According to Forbes' list of the best-paid footballers for 2010 (based on salaries, bonuses and endorsement income), here's the pockets you should take stock of during your stalkfest adventures as well as which WAGs stand in the way of you and your McMansion fairytales:

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