- How come nobody ever heard of you? I mean, how come you ain't got a reputation?
(Support Your Local Sheriff!, 1969)
With the visibly terrified Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Jadson looking like he'd just been told
that one of the small plastic spheres in his hand contained a hilarious paper snake on a spring –
and a grinning Uwe Seeler looking like the man who'd put it there – August's draw for the group
stages of this season's UEFA Europa League had the potential to be highly entertaining.
- How come nobody ever heard of you? I mean, how come you ain't got a reputation?
(Support Your Local Sheriff!, 1969)
With the visibly terrified Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Jadson looking like he'd just been told
that one of the small plastic spheres in his hand contained a hilarious paper snake on a spring –
and a grinning Uwe Seeler looking like the man who'd put it there – August's draw for the group
stages of this season's UEFA Europa League had the potential to be highly entertaining.