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Mr Redknapp: The Coincidence Man (and what those earlier Untold articles were all about)

Untold Arsenal 13 February @ 03:08 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Woolwich Arsenal, the club that changed football. Have your name in the book as an official sponsor. Updated information here

By Tony Attwood

If you have a long memory, and take note of the occasional ramblings of mine on this site you might recall that I've written a few things about the Redknapp [.

This blog is not one to crow over the misfortune of others

Untold Arsenal 08 December @ 04:22 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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By Tony Attwood

I didn't watch the games last night, preferring to spend a pleasant evening in a public house called, appropriately (since I wrote "Making the Arsenal" which is all about Henry Norris) the Norris in Lincolnshire, where we discussed the problems of selling outsize [.

Has Tottenham Hotspur been naughty again? And “worst toilet” competition is suspended.

Untold Arsenal 10 November @ 08:44 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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"Making the Arsenal" – the book of Arsenal's decline and rebirth Untold Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal

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By Tony Attwood

If you don't live in the UK you might not know that this country is awash with [.

How the transfer window really works – and the January version has started already

Untold Arsenal 04 November @ 03:25 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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"Making the Arsenal" – the book of Arsenal's decline and rebirth Untold Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal

By Tony Attwood

During the summer when it was unclear to us mere mortals if Arsenal would get the transfers the club wanted, there was much comment among the blogworld to the effect that the supposed failure to [.

FIRE SALE – EPL Club up for sale and cheap at half the price

Untold Arsenal 16 July @ 04:22 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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FIRE SALE – EPL CLUB UP FOR SALE AND CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE Don McMahon Well its finally happened. AFC have been put up for sale to the highest bidder. Messrs Kroenke and Usmanov have thrown in the towel and decided to get out while the going is good. Why may you ask is [...]

Re arranged Arsenal Squad Announced!!!

Untold Arsenal 10 July @ 01:04 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Re arranged Arsenal Squad Announced!!! By Countdown Brian Ahh Jaeeeysus I am tired of all the rumour and intrigue and gossip and scandal surrounding my glorious club and fresh from imagining what it would be like to take some well earned rest nestling in Sara Beeny's glorious décolletage I have decided to rearrange the squad [.

Lady Nina speaks on Manchester United, Aston City, and life in bed. An Untold Exclusive

Untold Arsenal 30 June @ 11:12 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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By Lady Nina Bracewell Sunlounger My old quaffing partner David Gill, the Manchester big chief pow wow has had a bash at the Football Association, accusing them of victimising his club with punishments that would not be given to rivals. Now I know the so-called FA and quite honestly few of them are to be [.

Messi sold to Arsenal, Cesc on his way to Barceloanus, Lady Nina reveals all

Untold Arsenal 29 June @ 02:43 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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An exclusive interview with the president of Barcelaonus By our undercover reporters M. Adeup and T. Ruth. Additional material by Lady Bracewell-Smythe, and her man, Bisket . After a narrow escape from the dungeons under the Daily Stuff our reporters have been send on a new mission. A mission to the sun.

Untold Exclusive. The transfer deals to end all transfer deals, as it unfolded this morning

Untold Arsenal 23 June @ 02:38 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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By M. Adeup en T. Ruth, an exclusive view from our undercover reporters in the serious media. Including secretly taken pictures, illegal activities, swearing, and a lot of shouting. Location: The sports news room, the Daily Stuff. 8.00am : The regular reporters shuffle in the meeting room. 8.05am : After everybody has downed their traditional [.

Dennis Bergkamp talks to Billy the Dog about Aston Villa and other cabbages

Untold Arsenal 14 May @ 06:06 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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By Billy Le Dog Today is World Vampire Day, and in celebration, we note that the Emirates is the only stadium in the western spiral arm of the galaxy in which a goal scored with a shot from outside the penalty area this season. And thus, therefore and so we come to Our Jack's 50th [...]

Self help guide to dealing with defeat

Untold Arsenal 13 March @ 01:05 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Self Help Guide to dealing with defeat. By Dr Brian Right all you whining doom mongers and nay sayers read no further. Just lie back and luxuriate in the masturbatory self deception that you were right all along. For the rest of us there is another game this week end so we cannot afford to [...]

i guess that’s why they call it the blues. (i believe i’ll dust my broom)

Untold Arsenal 01 January @ 06:14 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here A preview by Billy The Dog McGraw Birmingham is a diminutive village famed for being the lowest settlement in the United Kingdom at 170 feet below sea level. The location, home to elves, dwarves and other such creatures, was discovered by chance in 1874 when the [.