This weeks little cutie is medical student Nellie with the cute smile. The lovely Nellie once raised 34k for charity, good work!

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail girls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

23

Martial status

Single, woo hoo!

Last season, I wrote a piece that attributed a song to each Premier League team that reflected their current status or something that was going on at the club at the time. At the risk of going over old ground, I thought I would update the songs for the teams in this years Premiership with my current musings.

In the famous words of Alan Partridge the French spend all their time chomping on onions going he hor, he hor, he hor! This of course, is not true, as a European footballing nation only the Italians and the Germans have a better record. Jealous? We sure are.

For those of you who were to young to remember, the French had a sensational side in the 80's winning the European Championship in 1984 and reaching the World Cup Semi's in 1982, before the Germans cheated their way to the final.

This weeks little cutie is the dental nurse Charlene from Glasgow. We would like to know why we've never seen a dental nurse that gorgeous!

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Age

22

Martial status

With someone (boo, get rid )

Location

Glasgow

Worst chat up line

not sure i love cheese ones they make me giggle recent one is " excuse me do you have a plaster ?

"Low lie the Fields of Athenry, Where once we watched the small free birds fly!!!"

This Saturday at 8pm, I'll will be glued to the box with the rest of The Emerald Isle to watch the darlings of the nation again defy the odds against greater foes to reach the final of the greatest show on Earth.

With the Gunners virtually playing every team of the park it got us all talking, how good is their current squad and were they right to get rid of some of those has beens? Here's our Ultimate 11 of players that have at one stage of their career either played for the Gunners or been on trial. Our conclusion is Wenger was right with the exception of Palios and Upson, what are your thoughts?

This weeks lovely lady is blonde bombshell Emma Bradley. The gorgeous Emma has a degree in nursing and is now a full time model. We've never seen a nurse that fit!

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail girls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

22

Martial status

Single (Call the whoop doctor)

Location

Gloucester

Worst chat up line

Fet your coat you've pulled!

Ajax v Feyenoord, Holland

History
It all began as a clash of cultures. Feyenoord were supported by the dock workers from the built up part of Rotterdam, while Ajax by the richer, more sophiscated side of Amsterdam.

Magic moments
This fixture is full of goals, goals, super goals as big Frank frank would say.

This weeks little lovely lad is the delightful JJ Finch. A full time model from Essex. JJÂ has won many beauty comps in her life and here's to many more!!

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail girls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

21

Martial status

Single (Call the whoop doctor)

Location

Essex

Worst chat up line

they're all as bad as each other

Occupation

model

Supports

Arsenal

Fav player

Theo Walcott & Cristiano Ronaldo

Fav film

Titantic

Fav band

Pussycat Dolls only because i absolutely love Nicole Scherzinger

Finest hour

there's been few.

The pressure cooker of life is slowly grinding people down, sites like this provide people with a light relief from what we see as the burden of everyday life. Sports professionals are no different with an ever increasing demand placed upon their minds and bodies, is it any wonder then we see burn out occurring all the time.

Here it is, the competition that none of us give a toss about! I mean would you rather have the job of looking at 26,000 gorgeous babes for Miss UKFF or 200 ugly blokes in football shirts for Mr UKFF? Never the less the comp is open now it's time give your mates all your support.

The winning guy will win a date with the gorgeous Miss UKFF Brandy Brewer, and believe me, this girl knows how's to party!

This week's Ultimate 11's is top blogger Michael Summervilles' beloved Fulham FC. For those of you who are old to remember Fulham had a great side in the 70's with the likes of George Best, Rodney Marsh & Bobby Moore.

At times Fulham were like the Harlem Globetrotters, and here's some proof.

This weeks lovely girl of the week is birthday girl Debbie Lee Charlton (20 today), just to confuse matters she's not actually a Charlton fan although they are actually her local team. She does have very beautiful green eyes though.

Debs did her first shoot with our partners Bliss Photography a few weeks and ago and has been snapped up to model for a magazine.

Middlesbrough chairman Steve Gibson finally lost patience with Gareth Southgate after sacking him following Tuesday night 2-0 victory over Derby County.

"The long term future of the club was a key decision in replacing Southgate. One good result wasn't going to change that decision,"
"We had a strategy for Gareth's replacement.

This week's Ultimate 11's is Melanios' Italy, now Mel has bored us all to death with his tales of playing against some of the all time Italian greats. We are of course talking about Subbuteo, Melanio won the World Cup representing Italy way back in 1974.

We were looking forward to a rare all mustard 11 but was let down by an over rated Totti, a one tournament wonder and a pensioner still plying his trade in Serie A.

Promoted Championship teams entering the Premier League transition in different ways. Some settle straight away and show why they belong in the league. Others take longer and end up struggling to survive, battling in the relegation flight. Then there are the special cases: teams that surprise everyone and do extremely well with relegation not even a factor to consider during their first season; or conversely they are completely out of their league and winning is not a realistic goal.

This weeks girl of the week is all woman. 26 year Kate from Bristol is a very classy lingerie model. Be sure to check her out in the new Sexy League game coming soon.

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail girls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

26

Martial status

SIngle (Woop whoop)

Location

Bristol

Worst chat up line

can I have your number so I can show you how a real man treats a lady like you.

Whatever happened to the 'Golden Generation'? They seemed to kick up a fuss a few years ago without ever doing anything. They even gained a reputation by not winning anything. Apparently Sven wasted them and we missed our chance.

Another ‘Golden Generation' knocked them out on penalties in 2004 and they didn't win anything.

The Republic of Ireland are a few wins away from qualifying for their first tournament since the days of Jack Charlton.

They'll be hoping the luck of the Irish is well with them when the draw for the World Cup play offs is made.

We've put together our best ROI 11, we actually forgot how much talent the boys in green have had over the years.

This weeks little stunner is Rebbecca Wilkes from the West Midlands. Before you ask Teflon, yes she is a lifeguard and no you can't have the address of where she works!

We can't wait to get to her into a Man United kit, so watch this space. Hot pants, ssssssssssssss!

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I hate that I do!

Right, it's been a while since my last rant so here goes!

After the recent success of the 3 Lions qualifiers with 2 games to spare, I'm still going to have a grumble. Believe it not children, England are playing the Ukraine on Saturday. It is a WC qualifier and gives Fabio a chance to work with the squad without the pressure of putting points on the board.

Wayne Rooney has six goals in seven for Manchester United so far. For England in qualification matches his record is nine in eight. The national side has booked their place for the World Cup next summer allowing him to whet his appetite for South Africa by focusing on Premier League and European competition.

This weeks little blonde bombshell is 18 year Shauna Doolan. With eyes as blue a summers sky, there's no doubt she'll soon be a household name in the world of modeling.

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail girls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

18

Martial status

SIngle (Woop whoop)

Location

Liverpool

Worst chat up line

Are you tired from running through my mind all day?

This week's Ultimate 11's is new blogger Ashley Straws' Derby County. Now all you tennage glory hunters probably won't remember but Derby County were a top team back in the day, in fact they won the old Division 1 championship in 1972 and 1975.

Do you really know your clubs proud history or are you just a teenage glory hunter?

You may well have seen this weeks little darling on Soccer AM. It's the lovely Lauri Cox from Middlesbrough. Lauri is a Sports Therapist student and supports her home team Middlesbrough and has been a season ticket holder for the last 10 years. She even went to the UEFA Cup Final a few years back, now that's commitment.

Hear ye! Hear ye! The court is in session, Judge Longshot presiding.

A fortnight back, the right honorable Mickey Marbles told you how outraged he was that that poor Paddy Kenny was getting 9 months without football for forgetting to read the ingredients on some medicine.

Well, I wonder if anyone will be handing out 9 months for Ade's stamp on Van Persie, Diouf's racist faux Pas or Bellamys doh-boy on a supporter, the greatest ever example of the sh*t hitting the fan.

Wining your first four league games straight is championship winning form in anyone's book. Yes, there are still eight months to go of a long, trying season, but with 15 points from 18 surely it is time to start taking Mark Hughes's multi-million pound team seriously.

Despite spending more money on new players than Elton John does on new glasses during the summer, Mark Hughes still struggled to convince football folk his team were serious title contenders.

This week's Ultimate 11's is Iain McDonald's Dundee United. Now I'll level with you, I'm no fan of the Scottish game, but Scotchland have given me some cracking moments over the years, David Narey's stunnning goal againt the mighty Brazil in World Cup 1982, they eventually lost 4-1 which gave me even more joy.

This weeks little honey is Birmingham City's finest ever soccerette, 23 year Soccer AM's Ashleigh Gibson.

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail ukffgirls@ukfootballfinder.co.uk

Age

23

Martial status

Attached (Boo)

Location

Birmingham

Worst chat up line

Can I buy you some bongos

Occupation

Student/Promogirl/Admin Temp

Supports

Birmingham City

Fav player

Seb Larsson

Fav film

White Chicks

Fav band

Funeral for a friend

Finest hour

Being on Soccer AM

Ambition

To have a big centre for all the poor and mistreated animals come to and be taken care of

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It has been a while since I have been so passionate about a topic in the world of football that I have felt compelled to grace you fine people with one of my articles. However, having watched just half an hour of Manchester United's dire Champion's League Match against Besiktas, the subject on which I am to write this article has infuriated me so much that I cannot wait any longer: Nani – why is he playing in the Premier Division, let alone for the English Champions?

This week's Ultimate 11's is transfers that shook the world. Who can remember David Jack's controversial £10,890 move from Bolton to Arsenal back in 1928? Not even Mickey Marbles remembers that one! Or how about the rather unfortunate Gianluigi Lentini who signed for AC Milan in a world record fee of £13m, only to be involved in a serious car crash a year after signing, the extent of the injuries he received were a fractured skull and damaged eye socket and he spent approximately 2 days in a light coma.

The season is getting cooler but it's actually getting hotter in the UKFF towers. We've been received 100's of honies pictures wanting to be our girl of the week.

This weeks little honey and absolutely stunner is 19 year old Tasha from London.

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I hate that I do!

Right, it's been a while since my last rant so here goes!

Ehup, this week I call to the stand Patrick Joseph "Paddy" Kenny your honour.

After the Blades' clash with Preston in May 2009, Paddy was found to have traces of the banned substance ephedrine present.

Forget about the World Cup next summer. Forget about South Africa and forget about the limited amount of beds that await the world's football fans there. Forget about Fabio Capello and his impressive managerial record and the inevitable column inches that will concern Micheal Owen this summer.

Even forget about the next European Championships in Ukraine/Poland, that's if they can make it happen of course.

This week's Ultimate 11's is a truly momentous occasion, and one that top blogger Patrick Curry and friends spent many an hour debating over. It's only the second time we've had an all mustard 11, and what a team!

Is this superb AC Milan side better then the Barcelona mustard 11? That's for you to decide!