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Driving School Feature Man City Kid On Website, Forget He’s Accused Of Death By Dangerous Driving

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By Alan Duffy

In what is a rather unfortunate oversight by 'Rochdale Driving School', Manchester City starlet Courtney Meppen-Walter is featured on the front page of their website (see below), as one of their happy customers who had passed first time.

However, this weekend the 18-year-old was arrested, along with another man, on suspicion of causing the death of another person due to dangerous driving.

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Forced To Wash Benedikt Howedes’ Car After Losing Euro 2012 Bet (Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which Klaas-Jan Huntelaar sets about washing and valeting Schalke teammate Benedikt Howedes' car after losing a bet over whose national team would perform better at Euro 2012.

As is to be expected when two men are armed with high pressure jet washers, it doesn't take long before a big, wet war breaks out.

Atletico Mineiro Fans Deface ‘Christ The Redeemer’ Statue With Ronaldinho’s Name, Make Unfortunate Spelling Cock-Up

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By Chris Wright

A couple of gutsy, Atletico Mineiro-associated graffiti vandals went to the trouble of first scaling and then re-christening the 'Christ The Redeemer' statue that looks out over the Milionarios region of Belo Horizonte (a smaller-scale copy of Rio de Janeiro's iconic landmark), spraying Ronaldinho's name and number across our Lord and Saviour's back in a homage to his club's new superstar signing there was only one small flaw.

Shit Kits: Reggina Calcio Wear Strip Emblazoned With Fake ‘Ancient Greek Statue’ Torsos

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By Chris Wright

Just take a butcher's at this eyesore would ya?

Specially produced for their recent 'Reggio di Calabria' derby game against sworn enemies Crotone, Serie B side Reggina Calcio hoped that a shirt designed to look like the chiselled, weather-worn torso of an Ancient Greek statue would strike the fear of the Gods into their local rivals (the goalkeeper's similarly Adonis-esque jersey is on the right in the second image).

Nicklas Bendtner’s Season Stats For Sunderland: Three Goals And Two Arrests

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By Alan Duffy

Another day, another police identity parade

On loan from Arsenal, where he struggled to live up to the (self-inflated) hype surrounding his ability, Nicklas Bendtner has been nothing more than average for Sunderland so far this season.

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Podolski Scores In Arsenal Win

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Liverpool lined up against Arsenal on Sunday with their two front men Fabio Borini and Luis Suarez, after the loaning out of Carroll on deadline day, these two men have the weight of the world on their shoulders as they are Liverpool's front line until January and they need to score goals.

An Audience with Cooper and Chettle – win tickets!

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Two more Forest legends will be chatting about their careers at The Approach in Nottingham next month, this time the two men who made up the Reds' backline during the promotion campaigns of both 1994 and 1998, Colin Cooper and Steve Chettle [...]

English Premier League

The revolving door – Where’s the legacy?

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"...let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings" Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ~King Richard, Richard II

What a start to the season last weekend.

The revolving door – Where’s the legacy?

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"...let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings" Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ~King Richard, Richard II

What a start to the season last weekend.

Wenger: United couldn’t find anyone else

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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has implied that Manchester United's aggressive pursuit of former Gunners skipper Robin van Persie this summer was a desperation move as the Red Devils couldn't find anyone else on the transfer market.

Wenger was responding to questions over his attacking signings this summer following the club's 0-0 draw at home to Sunderland yesterday and insisted that the likes of Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud were some of the best available players on the market.

Loyalty schmoyalty

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A day after two managers have left their clubs to go to bigger and supposedly better ones, can we really expect anyone in the game to show loyalty? Or what we'd define as loyalty?

Brendan Rodgers has had a great season at Swansea but when the plaintive Scouse cry was directed towards him, he was up and out the door.

Carlos Tevez isn’t sorry for ‘RIP Fergie’ poster, calls Sir Alex ‘the president of England’

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During Man City's victory parade on Monday, Carlos Tevez gleefully held up a poster that read 'RIP Fergie' that he procured from the crowd. The message was a play on Man United manager Sir Alex Ferguson's response of "not in my lifetime" when asked in 2009 if his side would ever be underdogs in a Manchester derby and prompted a quick apology from City.

Discussion on Vermaelen’s Forward Runs And Arsenal’s Susceptibility To Counter-Attacks

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Last Saturday, in the game against Norwich, Vermaelen won possession around the halfway line in the 26th minute and proceeded on a run towards the opposition box. Arsenal did manage to get enough bodies forward but Sagna's cross was easily cleared leading to a counter-attack that resulted in the visitors' second goal.

Discussion on Vermaelen’s Forward Runs And Arsenal’s Susceptibility To Counter-Attacks

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Last Saturday, in the game against Norwich, Vermaelen won possession around the halfway line in the 26th minute and proceeded on a run towards the opposition box. Arsenal did manage to get enough bodies forward but Sagna's cross was easily cleared leading to a counter-attack that resulted in the visitors' second goal.

ITS SUAREZ V TORRES IN THE FA CUP FINAL

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Under-performing Liverpool face over-achieving Chelsea in a mouth-watering FA Cup Final at Wembley today.

The Reds face an uphill task against an ever-improving Chelsea under Roberto Di Matteo at the refurbished old ground in London.


With both Suarez & Torres scoring hat-tricks for their clubs in the Premier League last week, all eyes will be on these two men in the Final.

Gerrard Expects to Face Norwich, and Other Wednesday Nevillegasms

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With the league campaign winding down without much to celebrate and everyone holding their breath waiting for the offseason craziness to kick off in earnest, it's been a quiet week of news from a Liverpool point of view. Still, there's always something out there if you look hard enough. And besides, it's not like you'd rather be doing work right now.

How Not to Defend a Corner and How to Find Redemption

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Andy Carroll won the match, making him the hero. On the other hand, for most of the game he was quite thoroughly anonymous. Though of course he went some way towards making up for that by being one of the best players on the pitch in the closing minutes. Still, until those closing minutes it seemed the two things he'd be remembered for would be missing what had until then been Liverpool's best chance of the second half and for handing Blackburn their first goal of the night.

Premier League Saturday, Gameweek 32: Open Thread

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We have seven Premier League matches in store on this, the seventh of April, today. Kicking off gameweek 32 is the early kick-off between Sunderland and Tottenham Hotspur at the Stadium of Light. It's a match between two men who ...

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Our Bench Is Rubbish! Sunderland Report & Player Ratings

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There was a point yesterday – just before Sunderland scored their freak goal – when I was thinking: we need to change this game from the bench, but who can we bring on? We have no quality on the bench!

Silly me.

All it took was one Ramsey pot shot, one sublime cross from Arshavin and one trademark Henry finish to prove that Arsène Wenger still knows what he's doing.

What are the odds Thierry Henry plays for Arsenal next season too? Derek McGovern’s Bets of the Day

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Mirror: What are the odds Thierry Henry plays for Arsenal next season too? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day

Who said the Premier League was no country for old men? First Paul Scholes, now Thierry Henry – two men with the combined age of Ryan Giggs. Giggs and Scholes are now so old, they argue over who walked further to school as a kid.

Major League Soccer

La Garde

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Since my first game in Montréal versus the Chicago Fire on March 17th 2012 I have been struck and moved by the powerful support we get from our fans. It was my second game as a professional, so you might have thought I would have gotten over the nerves of playing in front of a large crowd. Only a week earlier, I had my debut as a second half sub versus the Vancouver Whitecaps.

Top Tier Response? | a DC United Match Reaction

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Don't think you were alone if you went into the half shaking your head and wondering how United were 2 0 up. Some combination of luck, Boskovic free kicks, and Hamid's reflexes opened a margin that didn't seem so pronounced on the field, particularly after the Guy injury forced Heaps to move Feilhaber inside where he belongs.

Loss to Rapids has FC Dallas ‘seeing red’

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On Sunday night, the Colorado Rapids defeated FC Dallas 2-0 in a penalty-filled affair at FC Dallas Stadium.

FC Dallas lost two men to red cards in the first half, forcing the club to play with nine men for 54 minutes of the match.

Midfielder Daniel Hernandez was the first to be shown a red, after picking up his second yellow card in only the 34th minute.

Soccer on TV, Arlo White, and the splendid one-man broadcast booth

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Arlo White now has his boots in the booth for NBC Sports Networks, and his successor behind the microphone for Seattle Sounders FC has been revealed.

I'm sure Ross Fletcher will do a bang-up job, and I'm truly intrigued to observe how Kasey Keller makes the transition from player to TV analyst, especially considering he's in the starting blocks at one of Major League Soccer's more important and higher profile regional broadcast positions.

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Milan Closing In On Carroll

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AC Milan's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is hotting up according to reports emerging from Italy.
Corriere dello Sport claim the England international has been identified as medium to long-term replacement by the Italian giants for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and that a deal could be done before the start of new season.

Analysis and player ratings: Union 2-3 Red Bulls

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Photo: Nicolae Stoian; Video: Daniel Gajdamowicz

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Losing a rivalry game can be devastating. Especially when that rival was thoroughly outplayed for 90 minutes. Yet that is where the Union find themselves.

Playing down a man for 47 minutes, the Union still turned in their best performance of 2012, looking confident on the ball and eager to attack the questionable New York defense.

LA Galaxy

Subplots abound against Chivas

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Two teams struggling in the early going with 3-4-0 records meeting for the chance to step back into the fray of the Western Conference race should be enough of a plot for the Rapids-Chivas USA showdown on Saturday.

But no, the subplots abound. Let us count the ways.

1. Possible first sighting of Conor Casey this season.

President's Cup alters Over-30 schedule

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A late withdrawal prompted changes to two Men's Over-30 groups and the schedule for Madison United's 19th annual President's Cup indoor soccer tournament, which is next weekend at BreakAway Sports Center in Madison and Keva Sports Center in Middleton.

The St. Charles Celtics pulled out of the event and were replaced by Madison-area team Galaxy.

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Marco Bielsa Comes To Blows With Builder Over Shoddy Work At Athletic Bilbao’s Training Complex

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By Chris Wright

Bielsa: Prone and ready to destroy your world

Athletic Bilbao coach Marco Bielsa became embroiled in a 'physical altercation' with the site manager of a building company after his players were forced to train on a half-finished construction site on their first day of pre-season.

Is Bournemouth chairman Eddie Mitchell now turning paparazzo on his arrested player?

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The big story in football this evening is that six players have been arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting a woman. Five Brighton players and a Bournemouth player are being questioned about an attack in July last year. The Brighton players are an 18-year-old man, a 19-year-old, two men aged 20 and one aged 24.

Newcastle Will Put In A Proper Performance For The Big Game

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The stats that keep coming up is that Newcastle have but one win in the last eight games, and only 5 points  out of a possible 24. Carver and Pardew the two men in charge at Newcastle That's not a good record, and nowhere near the 25 points we got out of the other 11 games in the league. [...