Redknapp sets sights on high profile wing wizard.

Spurs and Portsmouth both want to sign Marseille's Hatem Ben Arfa who has fallen out with Didier Deschamps and his shiny black leather jacket. Ben Arfa has accused Deschamps of "breaking his balls". Deschamps says he didn't break his balls, they were already broken and actually he was only trying to fix them and he may have slightly chipped one while he was doing it but it's not his fault if his balls are actually quite badly made and frankly quite cheap in the first place.

Now this is truly hilarious. It's the latest comical creation from Studs Up and it's a corker. It explains just how it came to pass that Frank Lampard was injured whilst away on international duty. CLICK HERE to see the very amusing sketch.

Now we are very happy to hear that Carlo Cudicini is well on the mend after his horror bike accident. To help him recover and indeed so the rest of you can have a good gander, here is a former conquest of the Tottenham keeper and I think you'll all agree she is a very attractive woman, even when made to pose under a very large leaf (see below).

Long running rumour is back on the table.

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Any Tottenham fan with a working pair of eyes will have remembered how Spanish winger Diego Capel was repeatedly linked with a move to White Hart Lane in the summer of 2008 well it appears that the speculation about just such a move is beginning to start all over again, but perhaps now the timing is in fact right for such a deal to become a reality.

Hot prospect Danny Rose takes his chance expertly to hand England a win against Portugal.

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Former Chelsea goalie seriously injured in accident.

Tottenham Hotspur goalkeeper Carlo Cudicini has suffered "potentially life-changing injuries" in a motorbike accident in east London, police said.
He was taken to hospital after his BMW bike was involved in a collision with a car in Walthamstow at about 1030 GMT.

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Redknapp looks to re-sign one of his former Portsmouth stars.

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Harry Redknapp wants to sign Andrés D'Alessandro, who was at one point going to be the new Diego Maradona, then looked like he might not really be up to much, then looked really good for a bit (at Pompey), then went to Brazil to play for Internacional.

Rafa considering White Hart Lane swoop.

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Rafa Benítez has decided strolling, sulking Spurs chest of drawers Roman Pavlyuchenko is the man to kick-start his team's season.

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Time to rid the club of some rotting deadwood.

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Harry Redknapp appears to have plans aplenty to rejuvenate the White Hart Lane squad still further and has his eyes on some top notch youngsters and even though the club has posted record profits they could make a tidy profit from selling these four dead weights in order to balance the books.

Two up and coming youngsters on the White Hart Lane radar.

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Harry Redknapp has today been linked with moves for two up and coming England youngsters who are making a name for themselves in the Championship.

Russian ace wants to quit White Hart Lane.

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Tottenham striker Roman Pavlyuchenko is planning showdown talks with manager Harry Redknapp after the international break during which he will "insist" on being allowed to leave the club in January.

Redknapp looks to Spaniard to resolve left wing issues.

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Harry Redknapp believes he can "solve his left-sided problem" by signing Valencia's Vicente, another one of those Spanish players who was fashionable a few years ago but then just never seemed to go anywhere despite playing for a club allegedly trillions of Euros in debt.

Good times are making a comeback at White Hart Lane.

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Tottenham Hotspur has reported record profits after making big gains from selling its players.

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Surely only a matter of time.

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Tottenham Hotspur striker Roman Pavlyuchenko has clambered into an escape pod at White Hart Lane and is programming the co-ordinates for Valencia into its sat-nav.

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Harry considers veteran swoop.

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Ruud van Nistelrooy is itching for a move back to the Premier League.

Youngster looking for a new beginning.

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Adel Taarabt has confirmed he is still hoping to leave Spurs as soon as possible after failing to break into their first team.

A Robbie Keane goal was enough to see Harry Redknapp's Spurs past Sunderland.

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North London rivals most attractive options open to soon to be out of contract forward.

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Bordeaux striker Marouane Chamakh linked with a host of Premier League clubs including Arsenal, West Ham United, Tottenham Hotspur and Sunderland this summer has insisted he will still not sign a new contract with the French champions before the end of the season.

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Time to kiss and make up!

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger believes North London rivals Tottenham Hotspur are 12 years behind the Gunners.
Despite making a strong start to the season, with Spurs winning their opening four league games, defeats to Manchester United (3-1), Chelsea (3-0) and Arsenal (3-0) have highlighted that the White Hart Lane side still have their work cut if they are to establish themselves at the top end of the Premier League table.

Harry Redknapp interested in 'surplus to requirements' Manchester City man.

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Manchester City fans know what we're talking about.

We here at COS Towers saw this and found it very amusing, and we are not even all Arsenal fans. To be fair Tottenham were without two of their most crucial attacking influences in Jermain Defoe and Aaron Lennon, not sure that will act too much as a comfort to the White Hart Lane outfit, who are after all having a damn fine season whichever way you look at it.

Surplus to requirements at White Hart Lane, Roman may have a future just down the road at Upton Park?

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Tottenham striker Roman Pavlyuchenko wanted by West Ham
As West Ham prepare for the visit tomorrow of Aston Villa, Tottenham striker Roman Pavlyuchenko has emerged as a surprise target.

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Harry continues to track talented youngster.

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Brazilian starlet Sandro admits he is flattered by Tottenham's interest in his services.

Spurs failed with a bid to land the Internacional midfielder in the summer, and manager Harry Redknapp has reiterated his liking for the player this week.

Spurs boss baffled by mindless speculation!

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Harry Redknapp has rejected reports he is weighing up a move for Rio Ferdinand, but concedes his view that the Manchester United defender is the best in the world.

Adel Taarabt is proving a big success on loan at QPR, so much so that perhaps its time Harry considering bringing the attacker back to White Hart Lane?

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Two goals in a minute led Arsenal on their way to victory in the north London derby. Van Persie added a third to kill the game.

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1st Half Highlights

1-0 Van Persie

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3-0 Van Persie

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White Hart Lane boss plans to raid Old Trafford for England man.

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is planning a summer raid for troubled Rio Ferdinand, who has endured a torrid two months for club and country.

The Manchester United defender could even be left out of the team against Blackburn
tomorrow after being given the run-around by Fernando Torres in last Sunday's 2-0 defeat at Liverpool.

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Harry Redknapp has thanked Arsene Wenger for putting Wilson Palacios on the road to Barclays Premier League stardom.
Midfield anchor man Palacios has become a favourite with Tottenham fans since his £12million transfer from Wigan last January.