What a year 2011 was for Football! We have had fireworks, management fallouts, enthralling top-of-the-table encounters, relegation scraps and transfer embargos to drive any football fan round the twist. So without wetting your appetite any further, here is In The Stands' top ten football moments of 2011.

The In The Stands goal of the week comes from Marseille winger Mathieu Valbuena after his screamer against Borussia Dortmund sealed a 3-2 win for the French giants. Marseille came from 2-0 down to bag an unlikely 3-2 win with Mathieu Valbuena grabbing the headlines after his injury-time belter, thus earning himself the moniker 'Mr [.

A frustrated Chelsea fan has demanded that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich sack coach Andre Villas-Boas with immediate effect in a belated YouTube video. The Blues crashed to a 2-1 defeat against Bayer Leverkusen on Wednesday night and with their qualification into the last 16 yet to be confirmed, Andre Villas-Boas' men face a nervous qualification [.

Footballers are very much like Marmite, you either love them or hate them. So, for out Top 10 of the week this week we have listed those who emulate the slogan incorporated by our favourite yeast extract... 10. Roy 'Keano' Keane Love: Perhaps the only born leader of his generation. Hate: In my eyes, he [.

With England through to the European Championships in 2012, what ten players should Fabio Capello trail between now and when he decides on his 23-man squad. Lets face it, In 2012 Fabio Capello will probably pick these 23 players: Hart, Carson, Fielding, Cole, Terry, Cahill, Ferdinand, P. Jones, Jagielka/ C.

Apparently, it's cool to walk around with a bike with no gears and no brakes, to wear thick rimmed glasses despite having perfect 20-20 vision, to quote Friedrich Nietzsche and to recite poems, and to be more tattooed that Travis Barker. Well obviously that's the case because every footballer seems to be doing it.

There are no matches on TV worth watching, your Sunday league team is down to 8 people while everyone takes a holiday rendering training as pointless, and there is nothing to good to read beyond ridiculous transfer rumours. But fear not because ITS are about to give you ten ways to keep football in your [.

We are cheating a bit this week by breaking our top 10 into two parts. The reason for this is because injuries fall into three different categories. 1) Boring. They pulled their hammy, waaa, 2) Stupid footballer's getting injured in unorthodox ways (our personal favourite) and 3) horrible leg breaks that turn your stomach (The two later make this list.

As we all know playing like Barcelona is the only way forward and if we don't follow suit the World will crumble into a murky abyss filled to the brim with paella. Soon, full English's will become continental breakfasts and cups of tea will, of course, befall to coffee...

Wanna eat this puke!

For this week's top 10 we have for you10 of the worst badges you are likely to see on a football shirt. Some rude, some crude, and some that are just, well, shit!

10. Wycombe Wanderers

A swan that's into bondage? Come on now Wanderers, we don't wanna see some saucy bird who loves her whips and chains.

Fact: Hitler was a Shalke fan. Today I delve into the world of celebriti, with a set of ten fans in mid that epitomise global stardom. Whether they are an actor, a musician, or, well that's all I have on here actually they all share a 'love' for a certain team in England, or claim to at least.

Here lies a countdown of the ten worst Premiership football Shirts From 1992 till 2010....

Every weekend men and women flock to stadiums in their drones, wearing brightly coloured uniforms as they march the street, singing their war songs before there side battles against an opposing army.

Football chants are the metaphoric glue that bonds fans together in banter. For some players these are songs praising their talent, for others, well, it's best not to go there. Unfortunately there are some offensive corkers we had to leave out, but the ones we left in are equally class.

There comes a time in a footballers life when he must put his feet up and take a rest. Usually, this happens when they turn 35 , but for some, there resting is done between the 1st and 70th minute of a game and if they are lucky, the whole 90 minutes plus stoppages...I'm talking, of course, about bench-warmers.

As promised in my Strike Partnership article (Although not to the most pinpoint time schedule) here are my top ten defensive pairings in Premiership History.

10. David Wier and Alan Stubbs

Stubbs and Wier defied all odds in the 2004-05 season when relegation candidates, Everton, qualified for the Champion's League.

I hope everyone had a great new year, but now their is work to be done and New Year's Resolutions to be kept especially for Premiership sides and footballers...

10. Come to the realisation that you are not a ‘gangsta', far from it, you are a footballer

Visually we have You're boy, Ferdinand and Nigel Reo Cooker to prove my point.