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The Frank Lampard Appreciation Society offers another unique, unadulterated glimpse into the voyage of life of one tragic Monseur Lampeur.

DECEMBER 6, 2011

It's funny how the clothes we wear reflect who we are, and I don't mean those t-shirts that the mentally handicapped wear and include the person's name, number, and address.

Or Pele v Argentina. Or Diego v Argentina. Or Brazil v Argentina. Or maybe Pele's mind v reason. Or maybe Diego v holding his tongue.

There are a lot of wars being waged that aren't due to end before one of both of these gentlemen perishes.

Pele thumped the world with his (unbiased) thinking that Neymar is a far superior player to that Messi fellow.

3PM Extra: Pepe Reina gets tongue-tied and Martinez 'does a Beckham' from the half-way line

Presenting quality football videos from the interweb, daily at 3pm. Here's today's collection: 1) Our 3PM columnist Steve Anglesey yesterday brought you the story of Pepe Reina's unfortunate choice of phrase when discussing his pre-match ritual with Jamie Carragher.

Bem-vindo to Day 3 of Selecao Bootcamp! These Brazilian caras are still in Libreville, Gabon where they're scheduled to play a friendly as part of the inauguration of the newly-built 'Friendship stadium' below today. As we mentioned, the guys have been training hard and Menezes just announced his starting line-up with Hulk and Jonas leading the attack today.

I've heard there was a special chord

That Ray Hudson sang when Messi scored

But you don't really care for pundits, do you?

It goes like this

The fourth, the fifth

The Xavi pass, the Andres split

The baffled d decomposing Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was low you needed a lift

You saw him darting on the pitch

His beauty in the floodlights overthrew you

He glued you to a Nou Camp chair

He climbed your throne, he showed you flair

And from your lips he drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Halleluja, Hallelujah

There was a time when you tread below

Dinho was fat & Marquez slow

But now you look down upon me, do you?

Damn you Marco for showing us the tongue that we're missing, and damn you Camila for stealing our man and our much coveted Chanel bag. Image Credit: Gossip.it.

Nike's latest release comes in the form of a completely redesigned boot for the modern day striker the T90 Laser IV. You are going to see top players like Wayne Rooney and Wesley Sneijder sporting this new range in the coming weeks.

Focused on adapting to the technical demands and movement of a highly mobile striker the new T90 Laser IV is 20% lighter than the previous version and features a streamlined silhouette that provides enhanced fit and feel on the ball.

Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew returns to the public eye today with comments about Barton, Enrique, Twitter and Tranquillo Barnetta. Inevitably Alan Pardew eventually had something to say on the whole Barton debacle. Allegedly the Newcastle manager's tongue had to be put in a splint following an accident as it attempted to break the land [.

Harry Redknapp says Luka Modric is dazed and confused but otherwise happy. Which brings us to Led Zep's legendary song with a few revisions.

Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Wanted a real club, never bargained for you
Lots of people talk and now we all know
Wages of a man was created at the Bridge, yeah

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies
Run 'round dirty 'Arry, Lord how you hypnotize
Dirty little 'Arry, I don't know where you've been
Gonna leave you baby, high on dry gin

Every day I work so hard, bringin' Spurs my smooth arsed play
Try to love you 'Arry, but you push me away
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been
Dirty little 'Arry, I'll leave you high on dry gin

Ah ahh.

For the simple reason that we think the Seagulls would have been less likely to stroll to promotion like they did without him, Elliott Bennett takes this year's Young Player award. Of course, the man of the protruding tongue has since caved in to Paul Lambert's advances but given the Canaries' rising star, who can really blame the lad?

My first ever Cambodian League game at the Olympic Stadium in downtown Phnom Penh! Follow the crowds? Hardly. A 10 minute ride by tuk tuk to the stadium and I walked p the ramp and into a large, cavernous bowl of a stadium long familiar to me from Andy's Kingdom of Football blog.

A couple of hundred fans perhaps in the main stand, seeking shelter from a tropical sun almost at the peak of its powers, 2 pm has to be one of the dafter kick off times in the region; at least Malaysia's 8.

By Chris Wright

Unsurprisingly, Inter striker Samuel Eto'o's open admission that, after two years at the Giuseppe Meazza, he now fancies a stab at life in the Premier League has set many-a gossip hound's tongue a-wagging.

Have a gander at what Eto'o has been telling Il Corriere dello Sport:

"I am currently considering my options.

Their Words "I have been elected Uefa president. I have four more years. Can I do two jobs? I have only one tongue." UEFA president Michel Platini, when asked about a surprise run for FIFA president between now and Wednesday. Other Sources Adu hopes to reward US coaches' faith in him - from The Sporting News' Brian Straus: "That was very, very difficult for me," he told Sporting News.

For whatever reason, this week LA has usurped Rebecca Black's "Friday" as the focal point of America's hatred. Luke Rodgers thinks their captain is "a prick". Former striker Carlos Ruiz says they ain't all that. And roommates/renters Chivas USA thinks their fans are as artificial as crash test dummies.

You've got to hand it to Kanye. When he plays the Blame Game, he at least gives himself an equal share of the responsibility, unlike these damn calcio figures who keep on falling all over the place.

Vincenzo Montella had an accident today. See, he fell down. Doing nothing really, just walking around Roma's training ground, the Trigoria.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Just as we convinced ourselves that Stroili Oro was the Italian equivalent of our fave vodka, Stoli O, Francesco Totti's wife and her reliably ample cleavage pulled the rug from right under our liquor cabinets. Don't you just love Ilary, quirky tongue and all?

Hardly rolls off the tongue does it?
Anyways, today sees Siam Navy host Chonburi and the visitors won't be short of support with Sri Racha Shark saying they will have up to 8,000 fans making the short journey.
More on this game and things Chonburi can be found here.

Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here By Walter Broeckx A legendary manager in Belgium used to say in his Brussels tongue "pinanty is pinanty" which means in English: "a penalty is a penalty". For those interested in who said this it was Raymond Goethals, former manager of the Belgium national team and [.

TFC unveil their new "Oranje" kit... and players

One of the hardest things for a new coach is getting to know his new charges on a personal level. Building those bonds between management and players can be the difference between early success and failure. For Aron Winter, it's that extra bit hard, what with having a foreign background to most of the established Toronto FC squad.