Lots of websites are going 'black' today, Wikipedia for example, to protest against proposed new laws in the USA which will make everyone have to connect to the internet through AOL with all their family filters turned on.

I was considering going black to bemoan our transfer policy, general crapness, toilet queues at the stadium and 'The Wonder of You'.

Man City mad-man Mario Balotelli added yet another crazy stunt to his already-long list of incidents by randomly turning up at a Manchester college before wondering around, apparently as if he owned the place.

He turned up announced on Thursday before asking to use the toilet and then proceeded to visit the staff room before taking a walk round.

Yes indeed. That's Cesc Fabregas in his panties. And Victor Valdes on the toilet? Images via totalbarca.

Even if you'd managed to remain unaware that Barcelona had flown to Japan to take part in the FIFA World Club Championship, the news that David Villa broke his leg in the semi-final vs.

Afternoon. I think this in the business is what they call a round-up. But seeing as I'm not exactly sure what this business is or even if I'm in it, I'll just go ahead and scatter-gun some nonsense at you and see if anything sticks.

Tottenham pull Cheltenham out of the old F.A Cup hat, then.

By Chris Wright

Call off the witch hunt and alert the FA, we've come into possession of definitive proof that Luis Suarez is innocent vis-a-vis his charge over making an 'inappropriate gesture' toward the Fulham fans at Craven Cottage last night.

As you can plainly see from this book used to teach kids Makaton (a kind of sign language), Suarez was merely indicating to the Fulham bench that he wouldn't be stopping to shake hands after the game as he was desperate for the potty.

We've covered why John Lackey sucks. Now, the hefty pitcher for the Boston Red Sox is back in the news after the team announced that Lackey will need Tommy John surgery. Due to the surgery, Lackey will miss all of next season.

But don't feel sorry for him. This is the same guy who divorced his wife while she was battling cancer.

Good morning. I woke up late and I have somewhere to be this morning. Funny how you never wake up late when you have nowhere to be. And it's all my alarm's fault.

I don't know about you but I need to change the sound every so often, otherwise I just get used to it and I'll sleep through it.

All of us came to soccer in remarkably different ways. Since most of us are American, soccer has never been a sport that's been shoved down our throats - at least not until recently. Maybe we played the sport when we were younger, maybe we got sucked into the 1996 World Cup, or maybe we travelled abroad and were taken by the spirit and passion of a side like Arsenal or Barcelona.

The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't the way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew for certain that this was my...
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The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't the way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew for certain that this was my...
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Gary Neville knew his Manchester United career was ending as he sat in the toilet at half time, during a clash with West Brom. Neville revealed that he knew his performance on New Years day, 2011 was sub par and felt ashamed at how he was playing for the first time in his career.

Gary Neville: I sat in the toilet at West Brom and knew I was playing my last game

The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't the way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew that this was it.

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Now then. You don't need us to tell you that the FIFA World Rankings are a load of old toilet. Indeed, we were saying the same thing six years ago (this excellent piece by Swisslet explains how the ranking system works - it is the same today except only four years of results are taken into account, not eight).

Nevsnight with Jeremy Paxman Former Manchester United player Gary Neville made his Monday Night Football debut last night. Nervous Nev struggled to get to grips with his new job, as indicated by the fact that he looks like he is desperate for the toilet for most of this video. But by far the worst moment [.

Dirty play USA v Mexico matches are serious business. They stop for nothing not even a toilet break. In what was Jurgen Klinsmann's first game in charge of the USA, Mexico winger Omar Arellano decided to, erm, mark the occasion in pretty disgusting fashion. The Guadalajara man had a bit of an unfortunate accident [.

Last weekend Arsenal beat the soon-to-be Champions Man United. They worked hard, played well, raised their game and deserved the three points from that game.

Yesterday, Arsenal lost 3-1 to Stoke City. They were careless, complacent, slipshod and deserved absolutely nothing from the game.

And it sums this Arsenal team in a nutshell.

Kolo Toure made a terrible decision by taking a banned substance, and regardless as to whether it was intentional or not, he needs to be more responsible about what he puts into his own body.
Robbie Savage writes about how he feels that players need to be more paranoid about what they put into their own bodies.

It's getting closer and closer; this upcoming weekend the Ekstraklasa will come back and give the meaning to the lives of Polish fans again. I can already feel it in the air: the sound of fans chanting, the smell of 'fresh' grilled sausages, the queues to the toilet and the overcrowded buses and trams that take you to and from the game.

By Ollie Irish

The charming double act we know as Keysy and Graysy – or those sexist bastards – have been hired by TalkSport, in what the radio station calls a "sensational coup". How fitting that a company with the brilliantly Ronseal slogan, "For men who like to talk sport", should provide a comfortable – and natural – home for the disgraced pair.