Two years ago, when he was still playing for Chelsea, Lassana Diarra would rather would rather flee in terror than speak English and now he's apparently going out of his way to insult the Irish in the frightening language.

After France won the first leg of their World Cup qualifying playoff 1-0 over Ireland on Saturday, Diarra allegedly went up to the home side's Keith Andrews and made an insulting comment that was so bad Andrews refused to reveal what it was:

"I don't want to say exactly what he said, but he knows what it was, which was a disrespectful comment and it was typical of him, to be honest, and the way that he was.

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"If only I could play for Thailand"

Guardian has brought it to my attention that the Football Association of Thailand (FAT) have signed a 3 year sponsorship deal with McDonald's, worth an estimated £545,000.

But thats not the best bit, as part of the deal the Thailand football team gets free big mac's, McFlurrys, and Mc Chicken-ish stuff.

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The always entertaining (and often times annoying) Robbie Savage regaled a nightclub full of people with stories from his career and answers to their questions in a special event called An Audience With...Robbie Savage. 300 people came to hear the riveting tales of the Derby County captain and former Premier Leaguer all in the name of charity the Lewis Mighty fund and Savage didn't disappoint.

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Just in case you were thinking of brushing up on some of the local languages before heading to South Africa for World Cup 2010, you should know that watching this clip is far cheaper than buying Rosetta Stone: Afrikaans Edition. You'll never learn how to find a toilet or order a beer with this but at the very least you'll still have money to buy the beer you can't order. Click to continue reading...

Lucky they scored two more for him to watch Blackpool boss Ian Holloway has revealed he missed the first goal of his side's 3-0 victory over Sheffield United because he had to nip to the toilet. The one-man quote machine blamed his ageing bladder and the large amounts of water he had consumed for missing Marcel [. Click to continue reading...

Valbuena (center): Aw jeez, guys don't flick my ears. I said I'll give you my lunch money. Come on, guys. Just don't flick my ears.

Hilton (right): And we said we don't want your lunch money we're professional footballers we get gourmet lunches for free.

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He was often lampooned for his disgusting alleged antics, which include peeping under the ladies toilet door; he is also the man who was willing to sell the club for 'peanuts' to Michael Knighton.He failed again when trying to sell United to media mogul Rupert Murdoch, he was eventually forced to resign as United's chairman in 2002 over alleged engagements with prostitutes in Brazil, Britain and Click to continue reading...

Current "it-band" and TOR favorite Passion Pit are playing a free show in KC tonight at The Beaumont Club. It is free, they are ridiculously good and the Wizards aren't playing tonight so you have no excuse not to go...unless you are laid up due to getting dosed with contaminated salsa at a restaurant in Lenexa. Click to continue reading...

A Man City fan is claiming that a Man United steward crippled him just minutes into the Manchester derby. The 46-year old Man City fan claims that he broke both of his legs because the steward shoved him down steps.
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I would never be one to suggest that constipation is a good thing.
But a positive side effect of having occasionally eaten too many pies is the requirement to stay a little longer in the bathroom than perhaps one usually would.
Such delays enable one to spend some time perusing the copy of "1001 Football Moments" residing on top of the laundry basket. Click to continue reading...

The Football League Show is a brand new BBC production about people who are good at football, but not that good. It, much like Football League footballers, has high expectations but sometimes falls through in that 'ol execution department. Such as on this weekend's debut show, when they cut from a Torquay United highlight to [. Click to continue reading...

Well, it's official. The Togonator is gone. It's worth taking a moment to look back on his time at the club.

Ade arrived at the club from Monaco for a mere £3 million in January 2006. He hadn't really set the world on fire there, scoring just 18 goals in 79 games. Then he showed up, a tall, skinny, clumsy, giraffe of a man, and everybody, myself included, thought Wenger had just accomplished the equivalent of flushing £3 million down the toilet.

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After moving from Inter Milan to Flamengo for a fresh start, things appear far from 'fresh' with Adriano at the moment.
According to GLOBOESPORTE, Adriano called coach Cuca explaining he was in no condition to participate in the training session as he was rather tied to the toilet at the present time, suffering from diarrhea. Click to continue reading...

Well hello there.

I see you've stuck me on your wall. ... Shhh-shhh! Please stop screaming. The Berba wants nothing to do with you. It's not even really The Berba see? It's just a flat image. Through which I can see and speak to you. My cousin Timitar worked it up in his laboratory of magic and erotic wonderment.

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Andrea Dossena looks like he is leaving Anfield having confirmed he has spoke to Rafa Benitez about a move away from the club, however Liverpool fans will always remember him for his part in the 4-1 demolition of Man Utd at Old Toilet.

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Andrea Dossena looks like he is leaving Anfield having confirmed he has spoke to Rafa Benitez about a move away from the club, however Liverpool fans will always remember him for his part in the 4-1 demolition of Man Utd at Old Toilet.

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"The story of me being locked in the toilet by Tiago is true. It's a shame it got out, as this was something I told a friend in confidence. In any case, Alessandro Del Piero responded to the noise of me punching the door and offered to break it down."

Juventus president Giovanni Cobolli Gigli on Tiago's reaction after the Serie A club tried to encourage him to sign for Everton or Monaco. Click to continue reading...

This truly is the age of player power. Not just because players can demand high wages and pretty much force transfers whenever they feel like it, but because apparently players can now lock club presidents in the toilet and get away with it. That's what happened at Juventus recently. The club had set up a deal [. Click to continue reading...

A publication with too much time and too little content has decided to scour the globe for the best restroom areas known to man, and on that list at #20 is one Cafe do Gol. A "soccer-themed restaurant-bar-discotheque complex currently under construction" which is owned by Romario in Rio. On the doors are caricatures of [. Click to continue reading...

Have to hand it to Rovers, they're getting creative in finding ways to make an assault on the top of the Prem. Obviously most teams can't compete with the Big Four financially because even if you've got beaucoup bucks, they've simply got more. They've also got a kung fu grip on the European spots, [. Click to continue reading...