Ex-Chelsea player Enrique De Lucas has caused a bit of a stir after TV footage showed him enjoying a beer on the substitutes bench. De Lucas enjoyed his beverage ahead Celta Vigo's 4-1 defeat to Sevilla last weekend, a match in which he came on as a 75th minute sub. But it his pre-match routine [...]
Southampton's Jason Puncheon left the field for unusual circumstances against Everton tonight... as he had to use the toilet. The Saints were left with 10 men on the field while their winger left the field to use the club's facilities. He was welcomed back rather amusingly by chants of: "Jason Puncheon, he went for a [.
This is horrible to watch (almost as horrible as Grant Holt's grammar). France midfielder Yann
M'Vila pulled up injured after spraining his ankle just four minutes into a friendly against Serbia
- the game that played host to this 98kph Florent Malouda screamer last night
and hobbled off in floods of tears and sat weeping on the bench knowing that his Euro 2012 may have
just gone down the toilet.
Goals from Junior Hoilett and Yakubu powered Blackburn to a 2 nothing victory over Sunderland.
With this win, Blackburn look poised to stave off relegation quite comfortably.
The question to ask of Blackburn fans who have been baying for Steve Kean's blood.
Dirty play USA v Mexico matches are serious business. They stop for nothing not even a toilet
break. In what was Jurgen Klinsmann's first game in charge of the USA, Mexico winger Omar Arellano
decided to, erm, mark the occasion in pretty disgusting fashion. The Guadalajara man had a bit of
an unfortunate accident [.
Southampton's Jason Puncheon showed he can take a joke after his recent mid-match toilet break. The Saints star's extended convenience break against Everton caused much hilarity and a few spin-off chants. But Puncheon answered back with a toilet-inspired goal celebration during the victory over Manchester City on Saturday.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Disaster has struck. One-man OTP material generator Mario Balotelli is leaving the Premier League. The Italy international has agreed a deal to return to his homeland to play for AC Milan. Only the formality of a medical and a contract signing can now prevent official confirmation that we've lost Mario.
Tottenham plan stupendous Premier League title heist against Arsenal, United and co. -
originally posted on Soccerlens.com
Secret plans recovered from incinerators next to White Hart Lane (allegedly used by Tottenham to
destroy incriminating evidence against Harry Redknapp) have revealed an incredibly risky and
left-field strategy for Tottenham winning the Premier League next season.
Man City mad-man Mario Balotelli added yet another crazy stunt to his already-long list of
incidents by randomly turning up at a Manchester college before wondering around, apparently as if
he owned the place.
He turned up announced on Thursday before asking to use the toilet and then proceeded to visit
the staff room before taking a walk round.
Nevsnight with Jeremy Paxman Former Manchester United player Gary Neville made his Monday Night
Football debut last night. Nervous Nev struggled to get to grips with his new job, as indicated by
the fact that he looks like he is desperate for the toilet for most of this video. But by far the
worst moment [.
Kolo Toure made a terrible decision by taking a banned substance, and regardless as to whether it
was intentional or not, he needs to be more responsible about what he puts into his own body.
Robbie Savage writes about how he feels that players need to be more paranoid about what they put
into their own bodies.
...and that's shortly after Lucas Viatri had put Boca 1-0 up over Racing Club in the Argentinian
Clausura at the weekend. Imagine his face when he stubs his toe on the divan or his goldfish goes
down the toilet to goldfish heaven.
Don't worry though, Falcioni doesn't always look like such a miserable sod.
Lots of websites are going 'black' today, Wikipedia for example, to protest against proposed new
laws in the USA which will make everyone have to connect to the internet through AOL with all their
family filters turned on.
I was considering going black to bemoan our transfer policy, general crapness, toilet queues at
the stadium and 'The Wonder of You'.
Spanish Football Sports Blog had a widget that gave up-to-date statistics on the current situation
with the "Leading Goalscorers" & their actual goal tally. That widget went down the toilet when the
source stopped actualizing the information, thus it made no sense to keep it up. However I am
conscious of the fact that the regular readers & the visitors from around the globe are looking to
see
Yes indeed. That's Cesc Fabregas in his panties. And Victor Valdes on the toilet? Images via
totalbarca.
Even if you'd managed to remain unaware that Barcelona had flown to Japan to take part in the
FIFA World Club Championship, the news that David Villa broke his leg in the semi-final vs.
Looks like Señor Pique has a stalker lady admirer, and she loves him...
Pies say:"Well hello, Gerard. We must stop meeting like this! I noticed
you only spent 2 minutes and 13 seconds on the toilet beginning at 9:22am this morning.
Call off the witch hunt and alert the FA, we've come into possession of definitive
proof that Luis Suarez is innocent vis-a-vis his charge over making an 'inappropriate gesture'
toward the Fulham fans at Craven Cottage last night.
As you can plainly see from this book used to teach kids Makaton (a kind of sign language),
Suarez was merely indicating to the Fulham bench that he wouldn't be stopping to shake hands after
the game as he was desperate for the potty.
Afternoon. I think this in the business is what they call a round-up. But seeing as I'm
not exactly sure what this business is or even if I'm in it, I'll just go ahead and scatter-gun
some nonsense at you and see if anything sticks.
Tottenham pull Cheltenham out of the old F.A Cup hat, then.
All of us came to soccer in remarkably different ways. Since most of us are American, soccer has
never been a sport that's been shoved down our throats - at least not until recently. Maybe we
played the sport when we were younger, maybe we got sucked into the 1996 World Cup, or maybe we
travelled abroad and were taken by the spirit and passion of a side like Arsenal or Barcelona.
Last weekend Arsenal beat the soon-to-be Champions Man United. They worked hard, played well,
raised their game and deserved the three points from that game.
Yesterday, Arsenal lost 3-1 to Stoke City. They were careless, complacent, slipshod and deserved
absolutely nothing from the game.
It's been a while since i last updated. To be honest with you all I've found it quite hard to
come to terms with the clean sheet we got against Newcastle. I've also eaten so much food I've
barely left the couch apart from football and the odd trip to the toilet.
I'm sitting here, doing what many men will be doing at this time of year, and thats waiting for
the other half to get ready.
Good morning. I woke up late and I have somewhere to be this morning. Funny how you never wake
up late when you have nowhere to be. And it's all my alarm's fault.
I don't know about you but I need to change the sound every so often, otherwise I just get used
to it and I'll sleep through it.
Ashley Cole has revealed it was Carlo Ancelotti that convinced him to stay at Chelsea and not
rejoin Jose Mourinho in Madrid and now he wants to finish his career at Chelsea.
With everything that had been going on with Cole in his private life (the less said about that the
better) and the continual headlines and grief he was getting from the press and opposition fans,
which continues to follow him around every ground he plays at, it would have been understandable if
he decided enough is enough and moved to Spain.
The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't the
way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew for certain that this was my...
The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't the
way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew for certain that this was my...
Gary Neville knew his Manchester United career was ending as he sat in
the toilet at half time, during a clash with West Brom. Neville revealed that he knew his
performance on New Years day, 2011 was sub par and felt ashamed at how he was playing for the first
time in his career.
Gary Neville: I sat in the toilet at West Brom and knew I was playing my last
game
The end came for me on New Year's Day, 2011 and it came on a toilet at The Hawthorns. It wasn't
the way I'd have chosen to finish, but I knew that this was it.
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Fisted Away are proud to bring you the first interview with returning Rangers star, Gabonese
striker Daniel Cousin. Clearly deeply affected by rejoining the Scottish club, an emotional and
fired-up Cousin sat down with reporter Nigel Spickanspan to mainly swear and sigh.
We've covered why John Lackey sucks. Now, the hefty pitcher for the Boston Red Sox is back in
the news after the team announced that Lackey will need Tommy John surgery. Due to the surgery,
Lackey will miss all of next season.
But don't feel sorry for him. This is the same guy who divorced his wife while she was battling
cancer.
Now then. You don't need us to tell you that the FIFA World Rankings are a load of old toilet.
Indeed, we were saying the same thing six years ago (this excellent piece by Swisslet explains how
the ranking system works - it is the same today except only four years of results are taken into
account, not eight).
It's getting closer and closer; this upcoming weekend the Ekstraklasa will come back and give
the meaning to the lives of Polish fans again. I can already feel it in the air: the sound of fans
chanting, the smell of 'fresh' grilled sausages, the queues to the toilet and the overcrowded buses
and trams that take you to and from the game.
The charming double act we know as Keysy and Graysy – or those sexist bastards – have been
hired by TalkSport, in what the radio station calls a "sensational coup". How fitting that a
company with the brilliantly Ronseal slogan, "For men who like to talk sport", should provide a
comfortable – and natural – home for the disgraced pair.
Interesting range of reactions to the match yesterday, and after having finally finished my
catch-up viewing last night, I find that I'm in the same camp as many of you.
Unless, of course, you're one of our devout new Spurs-supporting readers, who proved themselves
to be just above toddlers and just below pre-schoolers on the "plays well with others" rating
scale.
No, I'm not going to write a lot about it. I don't have to. You don't want me to. Yesterday
totally sucked and I was miserable. You ever had those dreams where you're completely naked and
lose by a fluke goal in front of 35,000? Where your soccer team outplays the opponent for large
stretches and the ball simply will not go in the net?
