Stuff to read while you get an elephant addicted to heroin.... A ref banned for being garbage to ref this weekend's Scotland-Macedonia qualifier. (Guardian) How not to treat a pitch invader. (Dave's Football Blog) Sky Sports reads an email on air insulting Geordies. (The Spoiler) More thoughts on Man City ownership. Click to continue reading...

After being forced to face countless challenges in his first year with Barcelona, French forward Thierry Henry will now have to confront a fresh battle: the "culés."



"Shushing" not enough these days for Henry, apparently... Click to continue reading...

SPURS play-maker Givovani Dos Santos has sensationally admitted that Arsenal legend Thierry Henry would be one of the former team-mates he would most love to follow him from Barcelona to White Hart Lane. The young Mexican clearly hasn't familiarised himself with the fierce north London rivalry between Tottenham and the Gunners yet, and the stink [. Click to continue reading...

It's a good thing the emir of Abu Dhabi was born to inherit the wealth attached to one of the earth's richest pool of hydrocarbons. Because he is clearly intent on pissing away hundreds of millions of dollars at Man City.

Just so there's no mistaking my meaning: this is a disaster. There is literally no chance whatsoever that this project is going to work out. Click to continue reading...

Imagine an all-star team of footballers featuring the top names in the sport. Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Cesc Fabregas, Fernando Torres, Thierry Henry, Robinho and David Villa. Now imagine all of these players on the same team, Manchester City. Before yesterday, that notion sounded ridiculous, but now that the Abu Dhabi United Group is in charge of [. Click to continue reading...

"I eat Football
I sleep Football
I breathe Football
I'm not mad, I'm just passionate"
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There's a story going around that Henry had a medical yesterday with a move to Manchester United on the cards. The story is bollocks, but the subsequent reaction to the story raised a couple of interesting points. One, would Henry ever play for Manchester United? I think that if Barcelona didn't want him, if he didn't want [. Click to continue reading...

Ian Wright recently gave his blessing for Arsenal hero, Thierry Henry, to sign for Manchester United. His son has since signed for Manchester City, having his medical at a Manchester hospital today. However, TalkSport radio have revealed that another player was rumoured to be in the hospital today, with the intention of moving to United. Click to continue reading...

Thierry Henry has revealed that Frank Rijkaard made him play for Barcelona even when he was not fit, but is now ready to show what he is really capable of of. Click to continue reading...

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth! But then again Mr Hansen is good at that.

At half-time, "expert" BBC pundit Alan Hansen declared that Theo Walcott had no composure.

I sure Theo's goal may help to change your mind Mr Hansen!

It was very Thierry Henry, which translates "Composure at its very best"

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Sky Sports News have announced that Manucho has been given a work permit, allowing him to play for Manchester United. The 24 year old Angolan hit man's arrival is welcome news to Sir Alex's ears. Having spoken of his diminishing confidence of landing another striker, the arrival of Manucho will lighten the load of pressure on young Fraizer Campbell. Click to continue reading...

First Ronaldinho, now Henry - it seems that Manchester City, like it or not, are hell bent on making a star signing that who can help raise the club's profile across the world. Jo and Kompany are starts, but to really get things going Cook and co want a BIG name. With that in mind, here [...] Click to continue reading...

This is just dumb, according to this article on ESPN Soccernet, Thierry Henry will be playing a wide left position this upcoming season for Barcelona. I think Pep Guardiola needs to realize that Henry is a center-forward, not a left winger. Maybe next Lionel Messi should play right back so that he can get the ball further back and make deeper runs. Click to continue reading...

Arsenal winger Theo Walcott has admitted he was left "star-struck" when he first met the man, who's famous number 14 squad number he has inherited at the Emirates this season. The former Southampton man, who now wears Gunners' legend Thierry Henry's old shirt number, revealed he found it hard to approach the clubs all-time record scorer [. Click to continue reading...

Arsenal skipper William Gallas has been appointed France vice-captain by Les Bleus boss Raymond Domenech ahead of this evening's game against Sweden. Former Gunners' striker Thierry Henry has been made captain in a bid to lift the team after their flop at Euro 2008. France were criticised for an unadventurous style of play and a reclusive lifestyle [. Click to continue reading...

Security around football star Thierry Henry's mansion has been beefed up amid renewed fears his three-year-old daughter may be the target of kidnappers.(the mirror)Police are hunting two men seen acting suspiciously outside the former Arsenal striker's North London home on Friday.The men are suspected of staking out the £6million property in Hampstead, where Henry's estranged wife Claire Merry, 27, lives with daughter Tea. Click to continue reading...

Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor has committed his future to the club today by signing a new long-term deal at the club. Adebayor has been strongly linked with a move away from the Emirates all summer after is his agent claimed interest from AC Milan and Barcelona.

The Togo international has been one of the club's star players over the past 18 months or so. Click to continue reading...

Sylvain Wiltord, of Arsenal and Lyon fame, has been linked to a move stateside - in particular, New York. But was there enough time to get a deal done with the transfer deadline?

For those who don't know, Wiltord is a speedy, diminutive forward/winger, who made his name in Arsenal.

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North London outfit Tottenham Hotspurs have always been a club on the outside of the top four but looking in. Big money acquisitions in recent years have made Tottenham the fifth best Premier League team on paper, but Spurs fans found out the hard way that games aren't always played on paper. After an extremely disappointing bottom half finish last season, Tottenham are looking to build on their Carling Cup success from last year and assert themselves as one of the top sides in England. Click to continue reading...

Sir Alex Ferguson has some big spending plans which, according to this report, will come to fruition before this weekend! Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson wants to sign David Villa and either Dimitar Berbatov or Thierry Henry before the start of the season. (Manchester Evening News,) Old Trafford's head honcho really . Click to continue reading...

Many of the top clubs in Europe were in action today in the first legs of Champions League qualifying matches. Arsenal defeat Twente Enschede 2-0 Injuries forced Arsenal to field a less then perfect side, but goals from William Gallas and Emmanuel Adedbayor gave Arsenal a 2-0 victory.  Juventus destroy Artmedia Petrzalka 4-0 Juventus are finally back in the Champions League tournament, and Click to continue reading...

Amid the speculation that Thierry Henry may be signing for Manchester Untied, Arsene Wenger remains insistent that the ex-Gunner will not be returning to England. However, Wenger has not ruled out the fact that the Frenchman could play for Arsenal in the future. If Alex Ferguson fails to sign Dimitar Berbatov, then rumours have been suggesting that [. Click to continue reading...

Rumours linking Thierry Henry to Manchester United have been circulating for some time now, which have been perpetuated with Sir Alex Ferguson's recent admission that he couldn't rule a bid for the striker out, saying, "I can't answer it because I've not got a direct answer." I have already made my feelings on the matter rather [. Click to continue reading...

Arsène Wenger has dismissed rumours linking former striker and skipper Thierry Henry to Manchester United by revealing the only club he'd join in England is Arsenal. While Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov has long been linked with a move to Old Trafford, the £30m asking price has so far put off would-be suitors and, according to the [. Click to continue reading...

Arsène Wenger has dismissed rumours linking former striker and skipper Thierry Henry to Manchester United by revealing the only club he'd join in England is Arsenal. While Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov has long been linked with a move to Old Trafford, the £30m asking price has so far put off would-be suitors and, according to the [. Click to continue reading...