Have to say, we're feeling a little let down by the high potential for short-tentability but low production of said short-tents in these getups.

Wonder if the airbrushers were out in force again? One can hope.

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Have to say, we're feeling a little let down by the high potential for short-tentability but low production of actual short-tents in these get-ups.

Wonder if the airbrushers were out in force again? One can hope.

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Looking good, Guti! We hope your new girlfriend, Paula, appreciates you and your inimitable fashion sense. We're going to ignore the reality that you're probably about to hork or blow something gross onto the pitch. Denial ain't just a river, etc.

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Looking good, Guti! We hope your new girlfriend, Paula, appreciates you and your inimitable fashion sense. We're going to ignore the reality that you're probably about to hork or blow something gross onto the pitch. Denial ain't just a river, etc.

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The French National team brought their well-groomed, well-dressed, well-accented selves along to the Paris Masters tennis tourny in France yesterday. image via Getty. Click to continue reading...

The French National team brought their well-groomed, well-dressed, well-accented selves along to the Paris Masters tennis tourny in France yesterday. image via Getty. Click to continue reading...

We had other plans for this space today, Kickettes.

But, our in-box wants what it wants. And this morning, we were emailed a set of Fernando Torres photos that involve him getting wet in the name of his PES 2009* advert. This sole situation would be enough to warrant our undivided attention, time and focus for at least three weeks.

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We had other plans for this space today, Kickettes.

But, our in-box wants what it wants. And this morning, we were emailed a set of Fernando Torres photos that involve him getting wet in the name of his PES 2009* advert. This sole situation would be enough to warrant our undivided attention, time and focus for at least three weeks.

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For those not familiar with the rules and guidelines by which this website operates, it's actually illegal if we don't post photos like these. As you were. Click to continue reading...

For those not familiar with the rules and guidelines by which this website operates, it's actually illegal if we don't post photos like these. As you were. Click to continue reading...

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No, no, no, Cameron. You're far too pretty to be bitchfacing like that. Good effort, though.

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No, no, no, Cameron. You're far too pretty to be bitchfacing like that. Good effort, though.

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It's been a helluva week. Only an Audi signed by Marco Borriello could salvage this Friday.

Image via Ciacha

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It's been a helluva week. Only an Audi signed by Marco Borriello could salvage this Friday.

Image via Ciacha

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Barcelona FC keeper Victor Valdes wins an award for being the best... at everything. Sigh. Click to continue reading...

Barcelona FC keeper Victor Valdes wins an award for being the best... at everything. Sigh. Click to continue reading...

Ab rockets in flight; afternoon delight. Nice one, Steven.

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Ab rockets in flight; afternoon delight. Nice one, Steven.

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Reason number 908 as to why base layers should be banned from the game:

Philippe Mexes (Roma) and his exposed bottom cheek.

Let's call this what it truly is, shall we? Good for the economy.

Seeing this man's lower half is enough motivation for fangirls worldwide to get out of bed and head to work this morning.

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Reason number 908 as to why base layers should be banned from the game:

Philippe Mexes (Roma) and his exposed bottom cheek.

Let's call this what it truly is, shall we? Good for the economy.

Seeing this man's lower half is enough motivation for fangirls worldwide to get out of bed and head to work this morning.

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Image copyright GQ Espana, November 2009 issue.

Iker avec professional stylist = a thing of unparalleled beauty.

Iker sans professional stylist = us in denial. And requiring therapy. Remember this?

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Image copyright GQ Espana, November 2009 issue.

Iker avec professional stylist = a thing of unparalleled beauty.

Iker sans professional stylist = us in denial. And requiring therapy. Remember this?

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As most of us already know, the city of Madrid's "Olympic Bidding 101: Hot Men/Sex Sells" ploy didn't go as planned.

Still, their scheme wins high marks from us because we've uncovered these visually pleasing stills of Raul at an Olympics presser. In fact, hot close-up shots of this man are clinically proven to naturally raise body temperatures and stimulate happy hormone production by 10%.

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As most of us already know, the city of Madrid's "Olympic Bidding 101: Hot Men/Sex Sells" ploy didn't go as planned.

Still, their scheme wins high marks from us because we've uncovered these visually pleasing stills of Raul at an Olympics presser. In fact, hot close-up shots of this man are clinically proven to naturally raise body temperatures and stimulate happy hormone production by 10%.

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Josh Kennedy and Lucas Neill in Melbourne, October 14, 2009. Image copyright Getty. Click to continue reading...

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Sure, the dripping paint is a tad distracting and possibly even pornographic for those who work at Dulux shops, but watching Samuel Eto'o with his boys Seydou Keita and John Mensah in this Puma African kit promo is a nice way to ease into the weekend.

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Sure, the dripping paint is a tad distracting and possibly even pornographic for those who work at Dulux shops, but watching Samuel Eto'o with his boys Seydou Keita and John Mensah in this Puma African kit promo is a nice way to ease into the weekend.

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Man City's Roque Santa Cruz chills in the crowd for the John Murray v Jon Thaxton British Lightweight Title fight, Oct 3, 2009. Click to continue reading...

Man City's Roque Santa Cruz chills in the crowd for the John Murray v Jon Thaxton British Lightweight Title fight, Oct 3, 2009. Click to continue reading...

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