Cheers for the tip, Joe P! Set to one of the most ear piercingly bad soundtracks on planet Earth,
here's AS Roma's first team shirtless in a man-made lake. Or something like that. And here's more
pictures to prove it really happened. Damn watermarks.
Image via Tumblr. The wonderful world of footy is chock-full of salacious gossip lately so let's hop right to it. Saturday Portland, Oregon was described as 'the US town who is fanatical about football' by the BBC.Go Portlandia! [BBC] Did Frankie Sandford get a boob job? While Frankie is likely to deny the rumours, it [.
Whether it'sproduct shilling,exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year's hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.
Image:¬ Ed Jones/AFP/GettyImages. You'd think he'd have the decency to wear some sort of disguise
to hide his hawt, wouldn't you?¬ Our fantasy muscles are still undergoing extensive physio after
this news broke.
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They're still
glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they're new to others as well), but
we're good as gold now. If problems persist for you,¬ drop us a line. Your eyes are about to become
the widest they've ever [.
Image:Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe. When others zig, you zag. When a friend buys a Ford Focus, you get a Rolls Royce and airbrush a picture of your kids on the bonnet. When colleagues ask for "the usual" at the hair salon, you request a hybrid of cornrows and a Mohawk in all the colours of [..
Cheers for the tip, NL! Watching topless 'ballers moving and grooving in a confined watery space to
celebrate¬ a teammate's birthday is plain awesome. Don't just take our word for it, Kickettes.
Watch and see for yourselves.
Image: Mark Kolbe/Getty Images AsiaPac. Forgive him. He's only nine in Kickette Years and knows not what he does. But each and every one of us has a solemn duty to keep him the hell away from fellow fringe freedom fighter Neymar. Pinkie swear?
Image: Brendon Thorne/Getty Images AsiaPac. If ADP thought that turning 37 and moving to Australia were going to stop us getting right up in his personal space, the next few months are going to be tremendously disappointing for him. Our stalking teams have been perusing for pretty in that part of the world for some [.
Image:¬ Handout/Getty Images Europe. Oh, Falcao. Just when we had forgotten you existed, you return
to our minds like a bat outta bin liners.¬ We've missed you and your abs, mtate. Hopefully our
paths will cross again soon.
Image:¬ REUTERS/Eddie Keogh, AP Photo/Matilde Campodonico. Anyone near our offices who may have
just heard that loud pop, it definitely wasn't us opening a bottle of bubbly and swigging champs
straight from the source. Probably had something to do with the, er, Olympics.
Is this man still hella good looking and insanely attractive?¬ I think we all know the answer to
that question. Image via EQ. Kickettes, we're not sure how to tell you this, but if you stopped
paying attention to Thierry Henry after he left European club football in 2010 to play for the MLS,
you messed [.
Image: Danny Fulgencio/Dallas Observer Consider¬ yesterday's Adidas video the appeteaser to today's
all you can drool buffet.¬ We aren't even phased by his weird¬ hair since¬ this profile on Brek
informs us that he has 5% body fat. Do you dig?
Dare we say he looks gasp! mildly good here? Pictured with Thiago Martins at a recent show of his in Brazil, Neymar also spent some time rubbing elbows with retired Formula 1 racing driver, Michael Schumacher. Image: Thiago Duran / Ag. News.
Uh, Leo who? Image: Menshealth.es. Now this is what we call fantasy football, ay carumba. Step by step pictorial chronicling how Sergio takes his shirt off is also a sight to behold, fellow excessive droolers. Not that we're complaining or anything, but gosh, we feel so unworthy of this yumminess today.
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe. Fabs attended UEFA Pro Licence Master classes earlier this week. We have no clue what he learned there, but we studied this pic for several hours, and can confirm that a blond tinted quiff does not inhibit our collective lust. Useful to know.
Image: Press Association. Come on, you abs! Er, players. After hearing the news that Theo Walcott, John Terry and Ashley Colewon't be featuring tonight against Ukraine, we'll be wearing black for the rest of the day.