It's always nice when multi-tasking players like Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid) and Benoit Cheyrou (Olympique de Marseille) take hold of the Thursday Thigh-Off responsibilities for us, insisting we're too pretty and dainty to bother lifting a finger. Very considerate of them.

Of course, with the immense quadly goodness on display today, picking a winner may be harder than attempting a drive by of the Printemps shoe department during your lunch hour.

Real talk, no chasers: it's time for the big guns.

Don't let the happily-go-lucky lead pic mislead you: this contest is not made for the meek. In our third week of commitment to the carved legs, we aim to empower you with a wide-open, no holds barred look at the Herculean hammies of Mario Gomez (Vintage) and Maynor Figueroa (Virgin, obvs).

One thing readers can be assured of when it comes to the TTO 2.0 we hear your kudos just as loudly as your complaints. And when our HQ's honorary virtual intern*, Blake, bellowed about the lack of hairy thighs in our 2.0 logo (at left), we sought to give the guy what he wants.

Phone your bosses from your lunch breaks, Kickettes, and feed them a convincing "I'm siiiiiiiick" excuse because this afternoon is finally the time for you to audit some tantalising thighs in the privacy of your own homes.

You read right: everyone's beloved Thursday Thigh-Off competition has returned and with a cool new logo to boot.