Continuing on with our brief hiatus of the regular format TTO, we're celebrating/reflecting upon a few of the many thightastic offerings that went flexed during the last two evenings of Champions League action.

It's really a time for browsing, contemplating and pursuing the goods.

Continuing on with our brief hiatus of the regular format TTO, we're celebrating/reflecting upon a few of the many thightastic offerings that were well-flexed during the last two evenings of Champions League action.

It's really a time for browsing, contemplating and pursuing the goods.

Kickettes: we feel the Thursday Thigh Off format has become a tad stale of late.

We are seeking inspiration, and thus, have decided to trawl through our happy-place photo files to find some of our favourite quadly moments.

This week and next, we plan on showcasing a few of the moments that made us who we are as people thigh-collectors.

Kickettes: we feel the Thursday Thigh Off format has become a tad stale of late.

We are seeking inspiration, and thus, have decided to trawl through our happy-place photo files to find some of our favourite quadly occurrences.

This week and next, we plan on showcasing a few of these.

There's hella thigh talent within the Bundesliga: Luca Toni & Mario Gomez are two fine examples. This week, we're featuring a team you might not be able to locate on a map but will want to anyway.

Borussia Dortmund.

No clue. But damn it, we're up for this.

Our TTO meat market participants for today are hair chameleon Neven Subotic and the German Mickey Blue Eyes Sebastian Kehl.

There's hella thigh talent within the Bundesliga: Luca Toni & Mario Gomez are two fine examples. For this week's Thursday Thigh Off, we're featuring a team you might not be able to locate on a map but will want to anyway.

Borussia Dortmund.

No clue. But damn it, we're up for this.

These days we're finding it hard to be totally thighjective, Kickettes.

So, to keep your life thighly entertaining, we've switched up the format a tad. Gawking and salivating are still welcomed and definitely encouraged. However, please let's do our best to keep all of the "Um, like OMG, he totally ran train through all of ITV/C4's reality stars" comments to ourselves.

These days we're finding it hard to be totally thighjective, Kickettes.

So, to keep your life thighly entertaining, we've switched up the format a tad. Gawking and salivating are still welcomed and definitely encouraged. However, please let's do our best to keep all of the "Um, like OMG, he totally ran train through all of ITV/C4's reality stars" comments to ourselves.

Don't know about you gals, but at Kickette HQ, the past week has been excruciatingly craptastic; the one thing we were excited about was the Juventus display of machismo we were able to put together for your viewing pleasure.

Soz for the tardiness but let's rise above like Vicky B's breasts and get on with it, shall we?

Don't know about you gals, but at Kickette HQ, the past week has been excruciatingly craptastic; the one thing we were excited about was the Juventus display of machismo we were able to put together for your viewing pleasure.

Soz for the tardiness but let's rise above like Vicky B's breasts and get on with it, shall we?

Let us state that after a thorough hasty photographic inspection, we are thoroughly convinced 75% of the Valencia roster were manufactured in a dilapidated warehouse tucked far away in The Land of Hobbits. Oh, and just as these miniature men were placed on the Chiseled, Rock Hard Thigh assembly line, the machine combusted.

Best way to heal the CL early-round loss wounds? With Thursday Thigh-Off bragging rights, of course.

The Kickette rules are simple: we are the referees, and the only calls to be made are red-cards for lacklustre mid-leg muscles.

Top or bottom, let's show some love to our Scottish friends from Celtic and allow their legs to do the talking.

Best way to heal the CL early-round loss wounds? With Thursday Thigh-Off bragging rights, of course.

The Kickette rules are simple: we are the referees, and the only calls to be made are red-cards for lacklustre mid-leg muscles.

Top or bottom, let's show some love to our Scottish friends from Celtic and allow their legs to do the talking.

This week we're turning our attention to the blue thighs on the other side of Manchester – Man City.

Typically, we face the tough task of uncovering the appropriate photographic evidence to illustrate the superiority of players'Â legs for our TTOs. Thankfully, Vincent Kompany and Wayne Bridge made our jobs extremely easy today.

This week we're turning our attention to the blue thighs on the other side of Manchester – Man City.

Typically, we face the tough task of uncovering the appropriate photographic evidence to illustrate the superiority of players'Â legs for our TTOs. Thankfully, Vincent Kompany and Wayne Bridge made our jobs extremely easy today.

The new season can only mean one thing: the return of the Thursday Thigh Off. Thank quadness!

Today, we're putting the spotlight on two talented workin' boys from the England NT* and focusing on their excellent contribution to the global thighasphere. Welcome, Carlton Cole and Glen Johnson.

The new season can only mean one thing: the return of the Thursday Thigh Off. Thank quadness!

Today, we're putting the spotlight on two talented workin' boys from the England NT* and focusing on their excellent contribution to the global thighasphere. Welcome, Carlton Cole and Glen Johnson.

Today's Thursday Thigh off is brought to you by the sexy chicas at ONTD Football. Please pay them a visit; embrace the crazy, it's for the best.

We still can't get the Champions League theme song out of our heads.

Please send help.

We had a good final, and yourselves?

Today's Thursday Thigh off is brought to you by the sexy chicas at ONTD Football. Please pay them a visit; embrace the crazy, it's for the best.

We still can't get the Champions League theme song out of our heads.

Please send help.

We had a good final, and yourselves?

This week's Thursday Thigh Off sees Robin Van Persie take on Theo Walcott. Arsenal may have a squad full of tweenies, but the ones that do reach maturity certainly know how to give good thigh.

Both of these Gunners know how to score great goals, and also, much less impressively, how to consistently wear base layers.

This week's Thursday Thigh Off sees Robin Van Persie take on Theo Walcott. Arsenal may have a squad full of tweenies, but the ones that do reach maturity certainly know how to give good thigh.

Both of these Gunners know how to score great goals, and also, much less impressively, how to consistently wear base layers.

Welcome to another Thursday Thigh Off.

On a day that isn't Thursday.

Perhaps the time may have come for us to take on a thigh-specific expert willing to work tirelessly into the night uploading photos of quadriceps to our server without a single cocktail break. But that's probably illegal under the employment act.

Welcome to another Thursday Thigh Off.

On a day that isn't Thursday.

Perhaps the time may have come for us to take on a thigh-specific expert willing to work tirelessly into the night uploading photos of quadriceps to our server without a single cocktail break. But that's probably illegal under the employment act.

We're late. We're sorry. We'll keep this short and sweet and let the thighs do the talking, yes?

Get your passports ready, we're off to Roma!

Philippe Mexes
French. A master in the fine art of the ponytail. Stands at just over 6'1". Many tattoos. From time to time he enjoys taking his chest out for a spin.

We're late. We're sorry. We'll keep this short and sweet and let the thighs do the talking, yes?

Get your passports ready, we're off to Roma!

Philippe Mexes
French. A master in the fine art of the ponytail. Stands at just over 6'1". Many tattoos. From time to time he enjoys taking his chest out for a spin.

We know there are other players at Liverpool FC. We know they have worthy thighs, many of which we've admired in the past. But we couldn't help ourselves. Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres are just too thigh-gifted not to put up in competition against each other. We feel no shame in making this call.

We know there are other players at Liverpool FC. We know they have worthy thighs, many of which we've admired in the past. But we couldn't help ourselves. Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres are just too thigh-gifted not to put up in competition against each other. We feel no shame in making this call.