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THE STARTING 11: MLS Playoff surprises

the yorkies 11 November @ 07:02 PM EST
While we are no big fan of the playoff structure in MLS, it seems to be a necessary evil in a North American league for now. The 2009 MLS Playoffs have actually been quite good though with 3 out of the 4 teams who remain being deserving. Sometimes however, there are off the field occurrences which can be just as interesting. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Least popular new GolTV programs

the yorkies 05 November @ 08:11 PM EST
One of the more quiet acquisitions that MLSE made this summer was a controlling stake in the football specialty channel GolTV. The purchase may be the first step towards making a TFC TV channel but of course that means MLSE will need to create a full line-up of programming. As with any network, not all of the shows can be big hits - such as. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Headlines that would have made 2009 worse

the yorkies 28 October @ 05:55 PM EST
--------------------That is some quality toad. Nice hole too.

Well, that's it then. 2009 is done and dusted with Toronto FC having nothing but a big wad of mediocrity to show for it. But have no fear brave TFC supporters - Mo Johnston is working feverishly to make everything better!

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THE STARTING 11: Other MLS playoff tie-breakers

the yorkies 20 October @ 06:36 PM EST
Any MLS supporter who still has a club in the race for the final playoff spots knows by now how completely wacky the tie-breaker system is in the event of two or more clubs ending up even. MLS must have hired unemployed former Soviet scientists to come up with such a series of win-loss-tie possibilities for this weekend. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: 2009's worst TFC player excuses

the yorkies 15 October @ 04:30 PM EST
If everything goes as expected in the next two weeks, Toronto FC players will be packing their bags and heading home for 2009 while many of their rivals prepare for the playoffs. What happened this season? There was such promise back in spring but it quickly slid into mediocrity - all that was left was a look ahead to 2010. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Ways to bring the BMO Field experience home

the yorkies 06 October @ 06:21 PM EST
Even though TFC will likely get about 95% season ticket renewals this year, not every Reds' supporter will be returning to BMO in 2010. Maybe the 15% increase is too steep or maybe the lacklustre season made you say "enough is enough". Not to fear though, you can still enjoy that BMO South End Experience from the comfort of your living room. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Innovative ways TFC plans to compete with the Maple Leafs

the yorkies 01 October @ 06:04 PM EST
Well, it's that time of year again. The National Hockey League, and in particular the Toronto Maple Leafs, are back tonight meaning that every sports station, every news channel and every newspaper in the city will devote 90% of its coverage to every minutiae of the sport that is Frozen Stick Soccer. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Possible future Canadian MLS expansion clubs

the yorkies 22 September @ 05:21 PM EST
First came Toronto FC, then Vancouver Whitecaps got an expansion team and now Montreal L' Beckhams are trying to join MLS. Throw in further interest from Ottawa and Major League Soccer has a sudden influx of Canadiana! Don't tell our friends to the south that a whole list of possible expansion clubs are lining up as we speak. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: David Beckham's shocking demands before joining Montreal's MLS ownership group

the yorkies 16 September @ 07:31 PM EST
TFC travel to LA this weekend to take on Galaxy and their hairstyle enthusiast / Milanese loan arranger David Beckham. However, over the past week Goldenballs has been rumoured with another Canadian club. Monsieur Beckham is apparently interested in joining the "Montreal to MLS" ownership group avec le Joey Saputo but before that happens, he has a few demands. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Surprising duties and perks of Danny Dichio's new role

the yorkies 10 September @ 05:04 PM EST
11. Has to give Ali Gerba hairstyle tips
10. Not allowed to Wikipedia "Kevin Keegan"
9. Has to be Prom DJ at MLSE exec's kids' high schools
8. Must let Mo Johnston sit on his shoulders during all future press conferences.
7. Can challenge Pinball Clemons to a wrestle
6. Gets to live in CNE's Food Building
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THE STARTING 11: Unusual MLS Ailments

the yorkies 01 September @ 06:04 PM EST
Swine Flu. West Nile Virus. Monkey Pox. Athletes' Foot. As we have seen this summer by the quarantining of Galaxy star Landon Donovan, even elite footballers aren't immune to the new world of pandemics. However, few people realize that Major League Soccer has it's own specific list of horrifying viruses, diseases and ailments. Click to continue reading...

THE STARTING 11: Surprising Drew Carey innovations at Seattle Sounders FC

the yorkies 26 August @ 07:01 PM EST
11. All contracts decided after players spin giant wheel with different possible wages on it.
10. Team comes out on to the pitch for pre-game warm-up in a 2009 Winnebago!
9. When a Sounders player is subbed out, PA announcer yells out a spectator's name and tells them to "Come on down! Click to continue reading...