First off, answers to the first edition of Interlull fun

1)Â Â Â Â Â Gone with the wind

2)Â Â Â Â Â The Good, the bad and the ugly

3)Â Â Â Â Â PSYCHO it is.

4)Â Â Â Â Â Slumdog Millionaire

5)Â Â Â Â Â The Great Escape

6)Â Â Â Â Â There will be blood.

"Praising John Terry for the win at the bridge is like awarding the Oscar for the best dialogues to "CAST AWAY". Abstruse, incongruous, inaccurate and so totally dumb."

                               -         A prominent dig at keyrock's prominent post

According to an old drunkard, who i met yesterday, breaks are supposed to be used for relaxation.

In what seems to be a classic case of that old expression (translated here for the benefit of all our readers) known as 'Keeping the Mouth', Wenger's masterstroke forward has been done in by those devious Italians.

And so it happens.

There's a reason why the knowledgeable football fan thinks 59 times on an average before calling Arsenal title contenders.

         Apart from John O'shea, combs , certain other articles which are used  to scratch your back but generally aren't meant to be used that way and Carlton Palmer  there are only very few things that can be termed as multipurpose. One of them is the word "Hello". You receive a call you say "Hello" as a greeting.

In keeping with tradition, BigFourZa wishes the newest addition to the Rooney family a very Happy Birthday! This counts as a birthday right? THE birthday in fact.

No, you're not allowed to photograph the baby within 52 minutes

Though, it's a slight misnomer to name him Kai Wayne Rooney.

FIFA has announced its 23-man shortlist for World Player of the Year. Lets discuss who we think should win and why.

Michael Ballack
Gianluigi Buffon
Iker Casillas
Diego
Didier Drogba
Michael Essien
Samuel Eto'o
Steven Gerrard
Thierry Henry
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Andres Iniesta
Kaka
Frank Lampard
Luis Fabiano
Lionel Messi
Carles Puyol
Franck Ribery
Cristiano Ronaldo
Wayne Rooney
John Terry
Fernando Torres
David Villa
Xavi

Club-wise distribution

Chelsea 5
Manchester United 1
Liverpool 2
Valencia 1
Barcelona 6
Real Madrid 3
Sevilla 1
Inter 1
Juventus 2
Bayern Munich 1
Arsenal 0

Oh wait !

"Tevez: Â Pippo! If both of us marry, a kid with my work rate and your goal rate would be born who would go onto become one of the finest strikers in the world. What do you think?

Pippo: But what if the reverse happens you fool?"Â Â

                                                             An excerpt from the book "As gay as it gets"        Â

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                                                           A LETTER TO CASTROL

Dear officer concerned,

 I can understand that this entire manufacturing of lubricants is a boring business.

This will be the biggest thing in a couple of years. Just like UEFA have done with their Champions League, we will do with this. This will be to cricket what the... er... Champions League is to football.

-Lalit Modi, Chairman, Champions League T20

To all ye doubters who mocked at my observation of some other tournament being the clear inspiration for this tournament.

Steven Gerrard AND Fernando Torres are injured for Liverpool's trip to Sunderland.

Mayday Mayday Engine 1 is out. Crap Engine 2 is out as well. We're going down. We're going down. Eject Eject!

Liverpool is pretty piss poor without one of the two. With both gone and Darren Bent scoring goals for fun, it would take a brave man or a fool to bet on a Liverpool point even.

No, it's not about the other teams in the Champions League like Uriea Urigniceni and Rubin Kazan. Though from what I've seen of Rubin Kazan, they could go some distance in Europe, at least through the Europa League (hard luck for them to be in a group with Barca and Inter. If they'd been with Arsenal, they would've fancied their chances).

Ducky's Note: This bugger preempted me and wrote a note to my note. So now I'm going to post-preempt him, and not write him a note. Suffice to say, he's been mentioned here before. And he's a Chelsea fan.

Lighter's Note to Ducky's Note: Did Ducky mention very smart, very funny and very single?