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Marsch's Montreal Have Anelka on the Brain

The Offside Rules 07 November @ 01:14 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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How's your French? Merde? Better ask for Rosetta Stone for Christmas then because if you really want to know what's what with the Impact you're going to need to read and listen to a lot of it. But if you are like me and only speak French after a bottle & a half of Bordeaux (and poorly even then) you can check out the latest episode of the SoccerPlus podcast because it features an English-language interview with Montreal coach Jessie Marsch.

3NIL x Zizou

The Offside Rules 06 November @ 09:22 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Typically I restrict myself to talking about wet, hot America soccer but if there is a player with no North American angle that I can make an exception for it is Zidane. Have you seen the Zizou shirts from 3NIL? So necessary. I'm going to cop one in hopes that it will make me look worldly.

NSR: L'Oncle Ben "Seven Nation Army"

The Offside Rules 24 October @ 10:23 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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From this point on all supporters groups should perform "Seven Nation Army" in the following, funky manner.
Signed
The Management

NSR: M83 "Midnight City"

The Offside Rules 17 October @ 10:28 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The video for M83's "Midnight City" just dropped so everyone else can just go on and put the cameras and lights down now because the video of the year has been made. Seriously anonymous record label marketing dept. save your promo budget, use it on tour support instead.
It's kind of on some ComicCon-goes-to-SVA sh*t but I dare anyone to make a video this year that can match this for storytelling, effects, cinematography and ability to capture the forlorn, retro-futuristic mood of the song so effectively.

Celebrity MLS Glory-Seekers Phoenix Are Ready for Their Close-Up

The Offside Rules 11 October @ 09:58 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Real Salt Lake's --or are they RBNY's, I can never tell-- most continental fans have a documentary coming out. You should watch the trailer, preferably while imbibing in a nice Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé while wearing something so conservative it's alternative (because that is Phoenix's modus operandi when it comes to both their music and presentation).

NSR: Justice "Newlands" and "Canon"

The Offside Rules 10 October @ 11:05 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Damn. Just when I was ready to write off the upcoming Justice album they f*** around and drop a pair of Serato-ready bangers that sound like Daft Punk doing classic rock. If you've ever wanted music that works equally well in a Camaro or a club congrats, it's Christmas. Get. In.
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NSR: DJ Mehdi R.I.P.

The Offside Rules 13 September @ 08:57 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The older folks in my family always said that death and birth come in threes. The recent, premature loss of Bobby Rhine may have been the 1st of a troika for me as news came this a.m. of the passing of one of my favorite DJ's, France's DJ Mehdi, a vital member of the Ed Bangers crew.
If you have no idea what Mehdi sounds like check out his video for "I Am Somebody"; it's probably his most accessible song and the video is really playful, really fun.

Photo of the Day: Henry Balling in Black with Beckford

The Offside Rules 09 September @ 02:14 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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So yeah, last night was Fashion's Night Out. If you are man enough not to know what that is it's basically the fashion industry's version of a single-night South By Southwest. Everyone has a party with free booze and bands you've never heard of hosted by someone you have.
Unfortunately I was at the Lord & Taylor event watching Beyonce's sister DJ (please don't ask why) and missed the Dolce & Gabbana event that I wasn't invited to that featured TiTi co-hosting alongside Justin Beiber, and Tyson Beckford.

NSR: Justice "Audio, Video, Disco"

The Offside Rules 06 September @ 09:25 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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EM Theories hipped me to the new Justice video and like them, I'm not sure how I feel about the track yet. It's oddly catchy but not the Ed Banger-banger you might expect. Honestly it comes across as the beefed-up soundtrack to a Nintendo-era video game that centers around a quest for a princess and multiple fights with "bosses".

NSR: M83 "Wait"

The Offside Rules 03 September @ 09:14 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Saturday morning mellow music courtesy of Anthony Gonzalez. Probably the best faux-Bon Iver song going right now.

Thierry Henry's Beard Is Overwhelming

The Offside Rules 01 August @ 04:13 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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There's some big, convoluted marketing message that goes with this clip but I can't be assed to go along with it because Thierry Henry's beard looks so outlandishly, distractingy lush in the video still. Seriously, I haven't seen a beard so black, so luxurious since Barry White died.
I bet that s*** smells ridiculous too, like fine musk & fresh leather.

NSR: M83 "Midnight City"

The Offside Rules 19 July @ 02:41 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Sh!t. Yes. Anthony Gonzalez is back with more of the maudlin electro-pop that made Saturdays = Youth so cotdamn unimpeachable but with a pinch of the great, grating texture of Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts. This is what I will be listening to for the rest of the day. Or at least until The Wizard OX drops another prog-house remix featuring Ray Hudson.

Martin Solveig ft. Kele: Ready 2 Go

The Offside Rules 05 July @ 10:46 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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There was a time when Kele Okereke and Bloc Party were it. Then they went on hiatus and Kele went solo and it all pretty much went to sh*t. Now he's singing on songs for French people to use in the most French videos around not featuring Pepe Le Pew.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The Free TT Movement: Because Someone Has To, Right?

The Offside Rules 20 June @ 10:19 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I'm not saying he should be freed --I mean he did hit a dude in the back of the head-- but I just love "Free Person X" movements. They never work but they're always so precious and spawn great t-shirts and stickers. So make yours today!

NSR: Breakbot "Fantasy"

The Offside Rules 17 June @ 04:52 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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You have to love the French. No one does nostalgic, lustful nativity better.

Eric Hassli is The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™

The Offside Rules 12 June @ 12:50 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Chipping the keeper on a PK then dropping this wonder bomb on him late in the game? Ooowee! This is how you show up and show out in a "derby." Eric Hassli, you are The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™.

Photo of the Day: Henry Holds Power Lunch with Swizz Beats

The Offside Rules 10 June @ 01:26 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I showed this picture of Thierry Henry and Swizz Beats having lunch at Cipriani yesterday to my girl Jackie Pickering and she said "I wonder who had dibs on the red hat?" These are life's big questions America.

NSR: Justice "Civilization"

The Offside Rules 27 May @ 09:24 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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About time they release a video for this. But then again why make a video when you already have the song featured in an adidas advert with Becks & Danny Mwanga that's on TV every 60 seconds? Seriously, why?

Photo of the Day: Should These Two Be A Couple?

The Offside Rules 24 January @ 10:35 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Henrooney has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Much better than Brangelina or TomKat. Either way I don't think these two will be on the cover of US Weekly nearly as many times as the other conjoined-namers but I'm far more interested in seeing their upcoming work than I am in seeing another Tomb Raider or Mission: Impossible flick.