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Lethal Bizzle, Rio Ferdinand, A Barber and a Bottle of Cristal

The Offside Rules 04 November @ 01:42 PM EST
Y'all mess with Lethal Bizzle? He's kinda nice in that Dizzee Rascal/Akala/Wiley U.K. Hip Hop-Grime way. If you have the inclination check out the video for his re-rub of The Clash's cover of Eddie Grant's "Police on my Back". And if you have the time see what he has to say about how he met footie star/film producer/publisher/cornrow enthusiast Rio Ferdinand. Click to continue reading...

Your "Signs of the Footie New Media Apocalypse" Update

The Offside Rules 03 November @ 03:00 PM EST
If you follow this blog with any regularity you know that unlike most soccer blogs, English people who are not under the employ of the LA Galaxy are a sighting as rare as goals by goalies. But when someone like Sunderland's Darren Bent decides get custom boots branded with his Twitter handle and Twitter logo it's kind of special. Click to continue reading...

Get Friendly: Yanks vs. Danes in November

The Offside Rules 13 October @ 10:15 AM EST
Is there is no rest for the World Cup-bound? In addition to tomorrow night's qualifier finale against Costa Rica, the Yanks will march on to Aarhus in November for a friendly versus Denmark on the 18th. There is also talk of matches in the spring against the Dutch and the English...to which I say "bring it". Click to continue reading...

Joy Division's Peter Hook on Becks Secret Rap Career

The Offside Rules 12 October @ 02:51 PM EST
Lucky you, it's a Hooky "twofer" today. Channelbee has the king of the low-slung bass and one of the architects of the greatest World Cup anthem of all time spilling the beans on David Beckham's aborted rap career. And if anyone have a bootleg mp3 of Paul Gascoigne's banned verse, I want in! Click to continue reading...

Reason #243 Why Soccer A.M. Is Amazing

The Offside Rules 12 October @ 02:32 PM EST
Reason #243 why Soccer A.M. is amazing: you get to see Ari Gold become a Hamilton Academic supporter while seated on a couch next to Peter "I used to own the world's greatest dance club (and I kicked Ryan Giggs out of it" Hook from New Order/Joy Division. Click to continue reading...

NSR: The XX "Islands"

The Offside Rules 02 October @ 10:59 AM EST
A lot of hype going around about this band right now. Insane hype. Early Strokes-level hype. Is it worth it? Probably not as these days bands can go from Black Sabbath to Black Kids in less than one album cycle. But they certainly have potential; the slow-burning "Islands" could most-definitely become an iPod staple for moody people in Doc Martin's. Click to continue reading...

Hopefully This Doesn't End Up Tagged "Badvertising" on Gawker

The Offside Rules 01 October @ 12:53 PM EST
Becks and Noel Gallagher, formerly of Oasis, are set to boldly go where no Adidas advert has gone before. All I ask is that Snoop Dogg play the role of Khan. If we can get that worked out I'm good. Just so long as he's not a Klingon as that would just be so obvious as he kind of looks like a Klingon. Click to continue reading...

Video: Inside Highbury's Houses

The Offside Rules 29 September @ 05:29 PM EST
How insane is this? It's one thing to hear that they are making flats out of a stadium, something else entirely to see the finished product. The garden looks a little cluttered for a kickabout but I think that might be on purpose. Click to continue reading...

Fulham: A Proper Football Club

The Offside Rules 24 September @ 10:00 AM EST
If there were ever to be an Academy Award for Best Dramatic Youtube Clip - Soccer Catergory this would have to be it's inaugural recipient. Obviously I didn't grow up with the club but as someone who had the honor and privilege of frequenting Craven Cottage when there were still terraces and Eddie Lewis was occupying the role of "Little-Used American" currently being played by Eddie Johnson, this really affected me. Click to continue reading...

...And Playing the Part of "Kurt Loder" is Greg Lalas

The Offside Rules 14 September @ 08:10 AM EST
An interview that can't happen is Greg Lalas talking with Gavin Rossdale over a scotch about the mixed blessing of having a close relation who is a bit more famous than you. Perhaps at the end of said conversation they would have boded over their shared place in life, become BFF's and agree to start a Slade-influenced metal band called Lesser Icons with Greg on drums, Gavino on guitar/vox and Jamar Beasley on bass. Click to continue reading...

This Just In: Dichio Out, De Guzman In

The Offside Rules 08 September @ 04:42 PM EST
The word out of Canuckistan is that we've seen the back of Danny Dichio to make way for the front on Julian De Guzman. Talk about bittersweet. I bet hearts are breaking from Mississauga to...Mississauga. Click to continue reading...

NSR: Editors "Papillon"

The Offside Rules 19 August @ 11:53 AM EST
Looks like Editors have swapped the dark, angular guitar game for the dark, robotic, Euro-disco game. This is "Papillion", one of the newies that they've been dropping on this summer's festival circuit and on the English leg of R.E.M.'s stadium tour. It's definitely got me open to check out the new Flood-produced record in October. Click to continue reading...

Remember, There Are Children Present

The Offside Rules 14 August @ 11:02 AM EST
Inappropriate football banter location #42: school plays. Click to continue reading...

NSR: The Big Pink's "Dominoes"

The Offside Rules 13 August @ 01:17 PM EST
"The girls fall like dominoes, dominoes"....a late summer anthem for JAMC-lover with a bit of player inside him. Click to continue reading...

Video: Riot Squad Member Takes The Beckham Challenge

The Offside Rules 20 July @ 06:46 AM EST
And you thought New York had beef with Beckham last week? Please. Hatred from the opposing fans is one thing, but hatred from the home supporters who feel a bit like a woman scorned is some whole other sh*t. After enduring more than a little stick from the Riot Squad during last night's friendly versus AC Milan, Becks apparently lost the plot for a minute and challenged a fan to take it outside --or take it to the field as it were since they were already outside. Click to continue reading...

RF Vs. RF, RF VS. Print Media

The Offside Rules 14 July @ 06:41 AM EST
Have you checked out Rio Ferdinand's online magazine Number 5? If not, you should. It's got style, music, celebrity interviews, movie stuff and of course a bit of footie. Get stuck in here.
Also, check out his day-after-Wimbledon interview with Roger Federer. Talk about striking while the iron is hot. Click to continue reading...

West Brom Fans Helpline: You Are Not Alone

The Offside Rules 14 July @ 06:25 AM EST
You know with just a few tweaks to the script, better hair and a new phone number we could set one of these up for New York fans pretty easily. You know sometimes a friendly, sympathetic voice is enough to keep people from slitting their own throat with a limited edition Mike Ammann poster. Click to continue reading...

Back in the Day Video: The ABC News Hooligan Expose

The Offside Rules 13 July @ 09:49 AM EST
Remember when ABC News traveled deep into darkest Derbyshire to warn us all that the sports world knows no greater scourge than the drunken, English football fan? Sheila MacVicar tried to warn us y'all and yet somehow a small, ridiculous minority of American soccer fans decided not to listen and still spend their Saturday's playing hooligan much to the confusion and derision of normal, passionate, sane soccer fans. Click to continue reading...

Video: The Damned United

The Offside Rules 10 June @ 11:36 AM EST
The Damned United: now available from your more discerning P2P & torrent sites. Click to continue reading...

NSR: Doves "Catch The Sun (Live)"

The Offside Rules 04 June @ 12:37 PM EST
Going out to see Doves tonight. In solidarity, you should stay in and see them (unless you are in New York in which case you should get a ticket and get to the show). Click to continue reading...

Video: MLSnet.com Top 4

The Offside Rules 02 June @ 02:33 PM EST
Jacqua's banger, a bangin' Chivas Girl, the things Steve Zakuani will do for money and a rewind of Chicago's shock defeat/FC Dallas' shock victory. Click to continue reading...

Video: Rohann and Johann Rock It Out at NXNE

The Offside Rules 21 May @ 05:03 PM EST
Over 500 bands hit Toronto for North By North East but only one duo of footie-journos is prepared to tackle it. Click to continue reading...

Video: England Fans Swimming In Passion

The Offside Rules 01 May @ 01:34 PM EST
Good thing they tried this during World Cup Qualifiers and not Euro 08 Qualifiers; they might have broken the record for mass drownings instead. Click to continue reading...

Rohan Ricketts: Show Off

The Offside Rules 23 April @ 12:33 PM EST
So this is what TFC players do when they are not playing, practicing or being inducted to local halls of fame: they lay in wait at soccer shops in Mississauga to show off their skills to the stilted wonder of all present. Click to continue reading...

Columbus Friendly Rained Out in England By Shockingly English Weather

The Offside Rules 04 March @ 04:48 PM EST
You may have read that the "Star-studded" reigning MLS champion Columbus Crew were slated to play a massive friendly last night in England against Guiseley (who? Exactly.) That didn't happen due to the fact that, as the video above clearly shows, it was a sunny day in England. Click to continue reading...

NSR: This is How You Make a Music Video

The Offside Rules 27 February @ 05:11 PM EST
Creepy, creepy, creepy. I won't post it here but it's one of those videos that makes you go "Oh Sh*t!" at the end. If you're curious you can watch it at my day job. Click to continue reading...

Rollin' With Ricketts Rolls Through Florida

The Offside Rules 24 February @ 11:41 AM EST
Despite what Johann Smith will tell you, the show has not been canceled. Click to continue reading...

NSR: Doves "Kingdom of Rust"

The Offside Rules 13 February @ 11:03 AM EST
This is what I'm talking about. Doves are back with that north country twang and I'm super-stoked, partially because they are one of the best live acts around but mostly because my missus loves them and I may be able to use their return for my own nefarious, marital means. Click to continue reading...

U.S.-U.K. O.K.

The Offside Rules 12 February @ 06:10 PM EST
Even if David's done, these Brits are still going to do it. From The Daily Mail. Click to continue reading...

So This Band Just Played In The Office...

The Offside Rules 14 January @ 04:39 PM EST
The photo above is of Razorlight playing in our office about an hour ago. I loved their 1st album, lost them on their second album but have now found them with thier new single, Wire to Wire. The song is so sensitive, the earring is so Boomtown Rats and I am so OK with that since I'm predisposed to Britrock (it runs in the family). Click to continue reading...

Austin USL Side Sign Former England Youth National Teamer

The Offside Rules 08 January @ 03:50 PM EST
While I --and probably many of you-- have been keeping an eye on the expansion doings in Seattle and Philadelphia this off-season, USL 1 new boys Austin Aztex have been quietly going about the business of getting their sh*t together. They have signed a pair of PDL players and today announced there 1st "major signing". Click to continue reading...
Tags: The English, USL

So Q&A's Were On Sale Apparently Today

The Offside Rules 17 December @ 12:59 PM EST
There's another Q&A that I should let you know about today. Darren Huckerby of San Jose Earthquake fame did one for MLSnet and it's a two-parter, you know just like those "very special episodes" of Family Ties that warned kids about the danger of strangers. Except this one doesn't have any creepy old guys who try to lure you to their apartments with promises of cartoons and candy. Click to continue reading...

Some People Are Still Not For Kinnear

The Offside Rules 12 December @ 03:26 PM EST
Georgies...not for Kinnear, not f*ckin' 'ere. Click to continue reading...