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NSR: Amy Winehouse + Nas "Like Smoke"

The Offside Rules 04 November @ 08:38 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Last night Funkmaster Flex debuted the soon-to-be released Amy Winehouse - Nas collabo "Like Smoke" and it is fire. Straight, hot, Camden-to-Queensbridge fire. Makes me remember how much I'm going to miss her voice and just how ill(matic) Nas can be when he wants to be. They "bodied" this.

NSR: Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs "Trouble"

The Offside Rules 23 September @ 01:01 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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In addition to having the most absurd name in music since Test Icicles, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs have a new video out. But it totally sucks. This one from the beginning of the summer is much better. Enjoy it. Or not.

Yessssss: Becks' "Ricky" Returns.

The Offside Rules 16 September @ 02:49 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Ricky is back. And he works, unconvincingly it would seem, at Target. He may not have the shoppers completely fooled but he does make me laugh so. Chuckle chuckle y'all.

Steve Zakuani Channels Beyonce, Wants to Upgrade You

The Offside Rules 14 September @ 07:38 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Recently many American soccer teams have begun their season ticket renewal campaigns. Some of them have been met with derision. Some have been welcomed by The Don. And others involve dinner dates with Steve Zakuani. Can you guess which one is funnier?

Photo of the Day: Up in the Club with RBNY

The Offside Rules 07 September @ 04:14 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I feel compelled to share this photo of RBNY's Luke Rodgers and Brian Nielsen getting it in at NYC's Marquee club. I don't know why really. Maybe it's Rodgers' cardigan-no shirt-shaved chest-bottle service combo; that one gets me everytime.

Transfer Window Shopping Takes on New Meaning

The Offside Rules 31 August @ 08:37 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hats off to England for finally out-Americaning us. Watching sports on TV while shopping for chemicals disguised as food is pretty much the end-all, be-all of modern, information-age excess so I applaud Sainsbury's and Sky Sports for making this miracle happen just in time for the final day of the transfer window.

Steve Zakuani "Quote Me"

The Offside Rules 28 August @ 03:58 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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One of my favorite records of last year was Mark Ronson & the Business International's "Record Collection." The title track features Simon Le Bon (Duran Duran) on the hook and a verse by U.K. MC Wiley. Everytime I listen to that song I actually imagine Steve Zakuani doing Wiley's verse and after hearing him rap I feel like I was a visionary.

Muse Bassist Living My Dream, Trains with MLS Club One Day then Plays Lollapalooza the Next

The Offside Rules 05 August @ 08:06 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Y'all mess with Muse? It's not for everybody but the former record store geek in me can't resist the arena-destroying, prog-rock preening that these guys somehow get away with. They are my generation's Rush & Queen but without the Canadianism or gay stuff (not that there is anything wrong with either).

Beckham Has No Regrets

The Offside Rules 02 August @ 02:55 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Becks has no regrets about coming to America. Not even this haircut. But in all seriousness, this is probably the most MLS-centric interview with our David we've seen since his first season here. But why do they have to bring on the chicken?

NSR: SBTRKT "Trials of the Past"

The Offside Rules 21 June @ 01:17 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The debut full-length from SBTRKT comes out on June 28th. If you haven't heard it head over to the Hype Machine and get your head nodding. But only if you can deal with the fact that he let Drake remix "Wildfire" and his insistence on wearing Jamiroquai-gone-tribal masks.

NSR: Gallows

The Offside Rules 06 June @ 10:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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You may be shocked to know this but I have a soft spot for Gallows. Don't know why but maybe because their brand of Brit-punk is artsy/glossy enough to let my 30-something Dad-ass pretend that I can still appreciate hardcore even though I couldn't make it through a Rorschach or Heroin or ____ album right now for all the gear in the Red Bull Arena gift shop.

NSR: About That New Coldplay Song

The Offside Rules 03 June @ 09:42 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Apparently Viva La Vida wasn't a one-off and it looks like Brian Eno is now 100% down with producing songs whose potential for fist pump-house remixes is as high as his fee for going into the studio. I do enjoy upbeat, happy people music but I think Eno's best when he or the artist he's producing is being all maudlin, moody and mildy experimental.

A Brief Rant on My USMNT Kit Design inferiority Complex

The Offside Rules 19 May @ 11:17 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Y'all know I'm down with U.S. Soccer and all but you know there is no way in high hell that we would ever do something as interesting as having Peter Saville design our kit like England did. No. Way. This is America and for reasons unbeknown to me the mixing of high-art and high-level sport is damn near verboten.

NSR Video: Jamie XX vs. Gil Scott-Heron "I'll Take Care of You"

The Offside Rules 09 March @ 10:35 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A couple of year's ago I predicted, wrongly, that crying on the dancefloor would become "a thing." At the time there was just a ton of these remixes coming out that were all maudlin & mopey but somehow club-ready at the same time. Seems like Jamie XX & Gil Scott-Heron are trying to bring that sh*t back and I'm feeling it; wondering if Carles is wondering if 'emo-house' will 'save' 2K11.

NSR: Jamie XX is in Town

The Offside Rules 22 February @ 12:33 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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FYI if you are in the NYC area and need a 'lil something to get into after the RSL-Columbus CCL match I've got a suggestion. TOR favorite Jamie XX is spinning at LPR tonight and you should go because A) he's dope and B) my 18 year-old sister called me over the weekend to see if I could recommend any good Dubstep to her so go see one of the genre's big names kill it before the whole thing is declared "over".

That Rooney Goal

The Offside Rules 12 February @ 10:12 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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John Rooney's brother --yeah that right, I'm turning the tables-- with a strike for the ages today at Old Trafford. It'll be an eternity before we see another goal like this but I can guarantee you we'll be seeing this particular goal with regularity from here until to eternity

John Rooney, a Mexican Milkshake, Yesterday

The Offside Rules 11 February @ 07:10 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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His milkshake brings all the Rooneys to the yard...

NSR: Joy Division x Playmobil

The Offside Rules 09 February @ 01:49 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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500 different types of awesome.

NSR: Jamie XX vs. Gil Scott-Heron "I'll Take Care of You"

The Offside Rules 04 February @ 04:27 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The Friday night anthem. I'm spinning at The Annex tonight and this will be ON BLAST.

NSR: James Blake "The Wilhelm Scream"

The Offside Rules 03 February @ 11:02 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A TOR late-night special. If you're down with brown liquor and the use of a lot of negative space in music, James Blake is your guy. He's somewhat reminiscent of Jamie Lidell and really influenced by both The XX & D'angelo so he's instantly "my dude"...even if he is the Michael Bublé of glitch-hop.

NSR: Chapel Club "Surfacing"

The Offside Rules 31 January @ 07:50 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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BTW if you like studenty, British music Palace, the debut album from Chapel Club, was released in the U.K. today. You should get it by whatever means you use to obtain your music these days. They've also got a handful of U.S. dates coming up in March so cop some tickets as well. And just to complete the trifecta download Ewan Pearson's glitchy, techy remix of "Surfacing" for the ride home tonight.

Photo of the Day: Should These Two Be A Couple?

The Offside Rules 24 January @ 10:35 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Henrooney has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Much better than Brangelina or TomKat. Either way I don't think these two will be on the cover of US Weekly nearly as many times as the other conjoined-namers but I'm far more interested in seeing their upcoming work than I am in seeing another Tomb Raider or Mission: Impossible flick.

Apparently Luke Rodgers is Coming to New York

The Offside Rules 10 January @ 05:02 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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According to this Dateline-esque video Luke Rodgers is coming to New York. No word from RBNY yet but you can bet Sky will be disappointed for breaking out such a romantic fireplace on the first date if there isn't a real possibility of Rodgers gettin' it in.

NSR: Adele "Rolling in the Deep" (Jamie XX Shuffle Mix)

The Offside Rules 06 January @ 03:15 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Heading to Ft. Lauderdale in the a.m. (aka Spring Break for MLS coaches) and this will be ON BLAST in the rental car all weekend. Ususally I'm not one for Adele's warbling but this remix has a "See Line Woman"-vibe about it that helps it rise above her usual Amy Winehouse-meets-Kate Nash routine.