Nothing screams "STUD!" more than this photo of Carlos Tevez and his fans at last week's Angel Cabrera (Argentinean golfer) Classic in Cordoba. While you were out shopping at Tesco's Express for Christmas last week, Tevez decided it'd be best to assume the role of a professional golfer.

By Chris Wright

Coming soon to a cinema/Tesco near you, David De Gea in 'How the Grinch Stole Donuts'...

Much as I'd love to take all the credit, the Spotter's Badge for this beauty actually goes to my dear Hermaphrodite brother, who noticed that De Gea's rubbish fluffy chin strap gives him a subtle air of 'Grinchiness' while watching United last night.

City can have their cake and eat it Sweet-toothed Manchester United fans were offered a discounted pick-me-up after their derby defeat to Manchester City with this £1 birthday cake. The City-branded cake next to it on the shelves remained priced at £6. Alas, this is probably just a nice PR stunt. But we'd like to [.

Oh Phil.

You surely do know the way to our hearts, dont'cha?

Actually, Phil wasn't currying favour with your favourite 'baller bishes, he was promoting Toffees' sponsor Chang Beer and their 'Live The Life of A Footballer' contest in the Bidston Moss branch of Tesco.

Fergie's a not-so-cunning linguist after jibe at Dalglish

After the Manchester United goalkeeper was spoken to by Tesco staff for eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut without paying, it didn't take long before this sublime illustration surfaced as a viral on the web... **Sir Alex Ferguson joked in his Norwich programme notes on Saturday that while it was nice to hear so many Glaswegian managers, "I don't know what language Kenny Dalglish uses these days".

The greatest pictures in Merseyside derby history: Rooney fighting, Hansen drinking milk, Tesco bags and more

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David De Gea's living the charmed life. He's young, talented, rich, playing for Manchester United and he seems to be skating by unscathed from criticism about that diabolical patch of facial hair which is surely a result of new signee hazing at Old Trafford. (It's the only logical explanation, really.

A David de Gea no se lo están poniendo fácil. El flamante nuevo arquero del Manchester United ha sido objeto de duras críticas por parte de la exigente afición de los diablos rojos.
Él responde con buenas actuaciones mientras que algunos de sus detractores, contraatacan. El último de estos episodios tiene forma de Donut.

Manchester United keeper David De Gea just can't seem to catch a break let alone a football these day's, his latest gaff came in a Tesco store as he was caught dunkin doughnuts without paying.

The Spaniard, 20, was questioned by Tesco security staff after he and a friend were caught dunkin the delicatessens on CCTV before leaving the store without paying for them in a store in Altrincham Manchester.

De Gea, you doughnut David De Gea has escaped with a slap on the wrist after being caught stealing a doughnut. The Manchester United goalkeeper and two friends were caught helping themselves to a Krispy Kreme doughnut from a Tesco store before attempting to leave without paying. Despite his £70,000-a-week pay packet, De Gea was [.

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Liverpool's newest signing, Sebastian Coates, popped a mischievous squat some seats down from his club's captain during Saturday's Liverpool vs. Bolton match, and even though we're pretty sure the answer to this question is overwhelmingly obvious, we've gotta give the newbie a shot and ask it anyway.