As many will know, we are in the middle of Movember. Yup, in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, the
US, Canada, Finland, the Netherlands, Spain, South Africa and Ireland, chaps are being encouraged
to let the above-the-lip stuff grow unchecked for a month.
And this has exactly what to do with the greatest football club in the world (that's us, in case
there's any misunderstanding)?
United finally knocked Liverpool off their perch last season. Following an endless supply of
trophies under Sir Alex Ferguson, none meant more to United's global legion of fans than their
19th...
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It's perhaps unfair to blame all the miseries of one club on one man, and Kris Boyd's improvement
in fortunes on swapping the red of Teesside for Trentside only heaps further ignominy on Project
Strachan; but the disjunct between the reputation of a man with 174 goals plundered north of
Hadrian's Wall and the miserable nature of his performances for Boro was startling.
Celtic stars Paddy McCourt and Niall McGinn have sought to thank the generous and anonymous fan
who has sent them some "super-cool" bullets in the post. Though the sender of the bullets is yet to
come forward, the players have declared him "totally awesome".
Speaking at a press conference, McCourt spoke of his gratitude to the unknown ballistics
benefactor and wishes he could meet whoever it was, "as they must be so freaking badass".