They say that girls can be a lot crueler then boys and it's no lie if you saw the highlights on ESPN of the college women's soccer match between New Mexico and BYU yesterday. Defender Elizabeth Lambert of New Mexico seemed to be playing the wrong sport as she tackled, punched, kicked, slapped, elbowed, and hair pulled opposing players throughout the match.

In an appearance on Soccer AM last Saturday to promote his new cinematic masterwork Damage, professional wrestling luminary and football newbie Stone Cold Steve Austin was made to pick what was supposed to be his new favorite club out of a hat. He picked Bolton.

After delivering an inspirational message to the Wanderers, his hosts informed him that they had arranged for him to see his newly beloved club West Ham United as a guest of Kieron Dyer.