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FC Barcelona

These ‘Faux-Vintage Barcelona Football Cards’ Are As Beautiful As They Sound…

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By Chris Wright

Diver & Aguilar are a photography agency based in London who, amongst other things, spend a fair bit of time producing ultra-classy, hi-res imagery of the Barcelona squad from year to year. This year's batch sees the current Barca squad sumptuously recreated in vintage 'cigarette card' form, and we like.

Liverpool Season Review part I

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Apologies for staying AWOL for a ridiculous amount of time. Even the most vicious, heinous, scouse-blood sucking vampire of a Manc would have taken note of my situation and cut me some slack. But then again this whole review thing smells like the Manc's idea. Doing a season review is bad enough, and doing it in a series of posts makes me feel like some Lord Masoch at his fiendish best.

Alexandre Song deserves a massive, massive gee-up!

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It's hard to imagine really but these days Alexandre Song has become one of the first names on the Arsenal team sheet.

Go back to your thoughts this time last year (Would be so much easier with one of those Star Trek or Doctor Who things) on Song. Would you be bothered that he would be going to the African Cup of Nations in 2010?

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Nos Audietis: The Sounder At Heart Podcast, April 14th 2011 (Featuring Steve Zakuani And Scott Kessler Of The Brotherly Game)

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It's that time again, time for a podcast! A Sounders podcast! About Seattle Sounders FC! And this one has Steve Zakuani!

I'll be honest, the audio quality on this one is spotty. Jeremiah and I recorded in the same room and while I think it made things slightly more entertaining it also created some challlenges that we were not necessarily anticipating.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It!

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Tonight sees the old bear starting off as the warm up act but GB following quickly up the rear.

Turns out, whilst we're trolling through our newish media system this evening, on a channel called CBS Action, old re-runs of Star Trek are being run. GB to my (very recent) knowledge, is (it seems) a huge fan.

Brazil U-17 Ready For Argentina

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The U-17 meninos will take on Argentina later tonight... and the tension is mounting! Even coach Lucho Nizza had to take the boys for an innocent night out (yes futbolitas, please control yourselves) to calm their nerves.

"I took the kids to the circus here in the city to calm the environment and alleviate the tension.

Major League Soccer

MLS, Star Trek, and the League’s Prime Directive.

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It is an association based on a single entity structure, which constantly looks to expand its territory. It has its own array of heroes, villains, and legends, as well as its fair share of critics.

I am, of course, talking about Starfleet, the intergalactic deep-space exploratory and military service which constitutes most of the plot of the Star Trek franchise.

The Burrito Report: Miami FC lose, Southern Legion missing and more Brought to you by Star Trek... not really

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Hola Miami Fans, and especially all the hot mamacitas out there! Burrito here reportings all things Miami FC to the worlds. (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning of the word)

Today Burritos report is brought to you by Star Trek ! (Not really) But the new movie is coming out this Fridays so go see it with your carnales or a hot chula con chasis aerodynamico!

The Burrito Report: We lose again, Miami FC needs to advertise and Southern Legion where are you?

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Hola Miami Fans, and especially all the hot mamacitas out there! Burrito here reportings all things Miami FC to the worlds. (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning of the word)

Today Burritos report is brought to you by Star Trek ! (Not really) But the new movie is coming out this Fridays so go see it with your carnales or a hot chula con chasis aerodynamico!

World Cup

Sh*t Lookalikes: Simone Perrotta & Zachary Quinto

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By Ollie Irish

Perrotta is a World Cup-winning Italian midfielder who was born in Ashton-under-Lyne, of all places. He currently plays for AS Roma.

Quinto is a hipster actor, most famous for his ridiculous eyebrows. Oh, and roles as Sylar (the arch villain in TV series 'Heroes') and Spock (in the franchise reboot of 'Star Trek').

The Bard’s 100 Best Soccer Players: Kahn (#73)

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photo credit: DoJoe

The Pick: Oliver Kahn is not the same guy who wronged Captain Kirk on Star Trek (I believe that was "Khan"), but he was a dominating goalkeeper who exposed many opponents to his wrath over a long successful career.

England Legends Star In New World Cup Commercial

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England legends from yesteryear star in a new World Cup TV commercial. Players such as Peter Shilton, Martin Peters, Stuart Pearce and Viv Anderson are featured and describe what it feels like to represent your national team on the world stage. The legends also describe putting the jersey on, the sound of the fans and what it felt like to have their country cheering them on.

Bicycle Kick

Mehdi, Pablo Score; Hell Freezes Over

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Yeah, you read that right. Both Mehdi Ballouchy and Pablo Mastroeni scored for the Rapids on Saturday. No, you haven't entered the alternate Star Trek universe with evil Spock (too geeky?).
Saturday night in Foxboro the Rapids played their best game of the season, and probably one of their top 5 games in the last couple of seasons.

Everton, United, England: What’s With The Star Trek Kits?

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Admiral Capello strides onto the bridge. "Status report, Lieutenant Rooney!" he shouts.

Rooney is grim. "The Croatians have boarded the ship, Sir," he says. "They've already scored two goals."

"I see," says Capello. He turns to his chief defensive officer.

Bordeaux

Would You: Marouane Chamakh, Bordeaux

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Just hear us out, Kickettes.

In the competitive world of the Wagabee, the tiniest margin can be the difference between success and abject failure.

A key plan of attack is identification of target before anyone else. This means the ability to see through any potential physical flaws of a player to the scrumptious loveliness that may lie underneath.

Would You: Marouane Chamakh, Bordeaux

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Just hear us out, Kickettes.

In the competitive world of the Wagabee, the tiniest margin can be the difference between success and abject failure.

A key plan of attack is identification of target before anyone else. This means the ability to see through any potential physical flaws of a player to the scrumptious loveliness that may lie underneath.

Ronaldo

Dani Alves got cosmetic surgery?

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Unlike countrymate Ronaldo, the Brazilian didn't get liposuction.

It appears as though he got his ears pinned back a bit.

That's the gossip from Spain, via The Spoiler.

Still creepy though, like that one dude from Star Trek (CLICK THIS LINK, the resemblance is mind-blowing).

Man Utd Ramblings - Paper Talk

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Shockingly, I felt guilty for not posting something up yesterday because we've been keeping this so active lately. But I went to see Star Trek last night (it's fucking unbelievable, and I usually hate sci-fi) and had no time to do anything. Alas, today is another day and a time for rebirth and blogging.

The Rest

I’m told I hear you understand, it seems

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Yesterday was a curious day, nothing of any consequence happened at all. It's rare we go through a day without a single story on Arseblog News but if there's nothing there then there's nothing there, and so it was.

The closest we came was Sky Sports 'understanding' that Santi Cazorla would fly in to London for a medical.

More looks at the Dynamo third kit

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Zach posted earlier today about the official unveiling of the Houston Dynamo third kit below, including a link to the story on HoustonDynamo.com. (Full story here.) But over on the team's Facebook page, they posted several more views of the new kit, which I have included after this nifty little video and the jump below.

Bolton 0-2 Manchester City: Whimper.

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This season started so brightly with this Bolton side surprising everyone with beautiful play in the midfield and strikers that could actually score. Not so much anymore with the Wanderers claiming just 6 points of their possible last 18 and recording 4 straight losses. There's lots to be analyzed about this campaign but that will be left for another day and another series of blog posts.

AFTER 90: "We've got 2nd Legs... We know how to use 'em"

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Zed Zed Top. Two better legs than TFC v Edmonton
Second legs don't happen a whole lot when you play without a single table. Okay, The NutCan and the MLS format have nothing to do with each other but furniture puns are so rare in football blogs. Sue me IKEA. Despite such houseware platitudes, Toronto FC indeed found itself in The NutCan Semi-Final 2nd Leg tonight at BMO Field, a week after dispatching their opponents FC "We Heart Tories" Edmonton 3-0 in the 1st Leg.

Peak Moments of 2006

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These moments aren't in any order but a logo of how they enhanced the attractive game.

1. Togo's players celebrating their first aim in the world cup towards South Korea in their opening match. No one can guess that they don't seem to be being paid for playing on the planet cup.

2. Philip Lahm excellent goal against Costa Rica within the 6th minute led strategy to a high scoring World Cup.

A profitable week as the Reds get 7 of 9 points..

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I couldn't resist the geeky Star Trek reference, I'm afraid! As the Reds travelled to East Anglia I was confined to my laptop with an illicit but good quality stream of the match, which is always a bonus when you can't make the trip in person. A team selection out of left-field from Billy delivered the goods as Forest battled out a perhaps at least marginally fortunate win [.

Japan’s World Cup 2022 Bid Technology In Video

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49 days and counting until the decision on World Cups 2018 & 2022 is made, so the bid nations are releasing their details in a huff.

Well, Qatar and Japan are, anyway. They're waging battle for a futuristic, mind-numbingly expensive Asian cup while the rest of the world sort of sits back and watches.

Skills: Dani Alves Scores Sublime Free-Kick For Brazil vs Iran (Video)

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By Ollie Irish

Dani Alves did this to Iran in Abu Dhabi (shame they couldn't hold it in Tehran):

Rather nice.

Shit Lookalikes: Daniel Alves and Quark from Star Trek



The Flight: The Weeks Most Random, Tastiest Bits

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Featuring the interesting, unique, and weird in the world of soccer and beer. Bottoms up!

Got something for "The Flight"? Drop us a line at freebeermovement@gmail(dot)com.


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* Remember the greatest free-kick goal ever? Sure you do. It's in EVERY greatest goal compilation video on YouTube.

Oranje's secret: balancing bracelets!

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Robben: "And I've got the special Star Trek version, which can beat me up, Scotty... Beat me up? No..."

A lot of people want to know: what is the secret? How is it possible that Holland doesn't have an implosion. That they aren't collapsing in beauty. Well the answer is....a bracelet!

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The clam before the smort

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Good morning, it's fairly quiet this morning but consider it the calm before the storm. Arsene will meet the press today ahead of tomorrow's trip to Villa Park and we should get a good idea of what sort of team we'll be putting out.

Hopefully there won't be any new injuries and there is the possibility of getting one or two players back.

Frank Lampard’s ex-WAG models crazy new bra

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This is Frank Lampard's ex, Elen Rivas (who has apparently changed her name from Rives go figure), showing off a crazy new bra from the future. It's what I imagine Star Trek's Lt. Uhura might wear. Ahem.

Diamond Boutique's 'Limitless Bra' and has been described as "the most innovative lingerie ever".

David Beckham Goes Trekkie For New Ad

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It seems that David Beckham will do anything these days to be in an advertisement. I would have expected more underwear posters but this time it will be in a Star Trek outfit. Beckham and Noel Gallagher of Oasis were seen at a London photoshoot dressed as undisclosed Start Treck Characters.

It's still unknown what the commercial was for except that it will involve Beckham, Gallagher, Ian Brown, Snoop Dogg, Agyness Deyn and Daft Punk.