Before calling Arsene Wenger 'Two-Bob' perhaps Clive Allen should take a long good look in the
mirror.
Mind you, I don't think there is a mirror out there powerful enough to withhold his ugly mug for
longer than a second.
If Clive Allen was dignified in victory then maybe Wenger would have shook his hand in the
aftermath of our defeat against the Spuds.
The world's worst seat at football, plus Rooney's on-pitch stalker and daft quotes of
the week
QPR'S pledge to refund money to a season ticket holder with a restricted view of the Loftus Road
pitch has led to an internet campaign to find the world's worst seat at football.
A stalker who repeatedly turned up at the home of the Manchester United and England footballer Rio
Ferdinand has been convicted of harassment.
Susanne Ibru, 38, twice disturbed the player and his wife Rebecca as they slept at their home in
Alderley Edge, Cheshire, claiming she needed to speak to him.
The Chelsea Blog looks at Rio Ferdinand apologising for his outburst. The Beautiful Game Passion
Not Required.
The Mirror wonders whether Kenny Dalglish is going to be banned for swearing on camera.
The Independent looks at Rio Ferdinand's stalker.
Soccerlens shows how similar United and Chelsea's shirts will be next season.