Arsenal will be spluttering. Chelsea will be in disbelief. Real Madrid will be shocked.
Young Belgium playmaker Eden Hazard announced his intention to join the renaissance at Spurs
under Harry Redknapp and, in my opinion, there's no place better for him.
He told Belgium TV station RTBF: "I will go to England to play my football.
The dust may have settled, but it would be frightfully remiss to pootle along any further
without casting a beady eye over the various to-ings and fro-ings of the transfer window. Step this
way please...
Welcome to the Lane...
Scott Parker
Curiouser and curiouser, we now somehow find ourselves bottom of the table yet with both of last
season's Players of the Year in the ranks.
Apologies for the delay –since the final whistle sounded on Sunday afternoon the denizens of
AANP Towers have spent every waking minute traipsing the country searching for anyone –
anyone – willing to buy Peter Crouch from us. It does not have to be the chairman of a
football team. He could be bought by a British Basketball Association franchise, or shoved into a
museum for small children to gawp at.
