Watch this semi-entertaining viral vid of the new dad.
Speaking of which, Wayne Rooney really needs a nickname. Due to his Shrek resemblance, I'm throwing 'The Big Green' into the mix. Click to continue reading...

They're such an adorable family so it makes us sad to learn that Ronaldo has filed a lawsuit against his former wife (and probably the best one she was a futebolista after all), Milene Domingues. The suit alleges that his oldest son, Ronald has been 'inadequately taken care of' under her and Ronaldo is also demanding a review of the custody.

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Ganó Ríver. Sí, sí ganó... fuera de casa, ganó. Y no se lo regalaron, ganó bien. Después del triste e histórico récord de 17 visitas sin triunfos, volvió a ganar. Por primera vez en el reinaugurado "Diego Maradona" (23.12.2003), donde sumaba 2 empates y 3 derrotas, para sacarle el invicto que Borghi había construido. Click to continue reading...

A very interesting day today, perhaps more so than initially meets the eye: much has been made of Torres and Gerrard both being out when Liverpool face Sunderland at three, it should also be remembered that their only remaining half decent player Macherano played two hard games in South America this last week, working like a demon to get Argentina to the World Cup Finals; the result being that he is unlikely to be on top form; Sunderland should get a draw at the very least.

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Good old Peter Crouch. His scoring record for England now reads: played 35, started 17, scored 18; comfortably inside the hallowed ‘goal every other game' ratio international strikers look to operate in. More prolific than Michael Owen's 40 in 89 haul and offering a greater return, even, than Shrek Rooney (25 in 55); Capello's favourite man-child.

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Shrek strop Manchester United's Wayne Rooney was not best pleased at being hauled off during last night's Champions League clash with Besiktas. Wazza was replaced by Michael Owen shortly after the hour mark with the score still at 0-0. Rooney shook his head in disgust as he made his way to the dugout before taking off [. Click to continue reading...

With Fabio Capello demanding a video games room for England's World Cup squad, OTP suggests what it should be stocked with. 1. Joleon Lescott - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 2. Glen Johnson - Grand Theft Toilet Seat Auto 3. Steven Gerrard - Street Fighter 4. Wayne Rooney - Shrek 5. Ashley Cole - Cashley Bandicoot 6. Click to continue reading...

12' – Done eating breakfast and here we go. Thus far, United have looked creative and exciting, until it comes time to shoot on target. Then, less so. Fletcher did well to get to Nani's lovely backpass, but nothing of it thanks to a goal-saving slide. And then Paul Scholes fired the ball into the upper deck.

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It was bad luck for poor old Shrek, who is currently on his post-season holiday with his pregant wife Coleen.
Rooney, who is in St Tropez on board a chartered luxury yacht, apparently ended up in hospital after slipping and hitting his head on the deck whilst out for a stroll.
The injury was bad enough for Coleen to rush him to a St Tropez clinic for a check-up, but doctors feared the Manchester United star may have suffered concussion so they kept him in for two and a half hours. Click to continue reading...

Manchester United may have lost the services of the world's best player, but they've got another one waiting in the wings. Just in time for Shrek 4, Wayne Rooney has promised Manchester United fans that he is ready to make the step up and fill the void left by the exits of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez.

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Memo to Sir Alex Ferguson - Attack! Attack like crazy! Send the fullbacks forward. Unleash the four-headed monster of Berba, Shrek, Tevez, and Ronaldo! Barca's frontline will score, but the backline is ripe for exploitation... Click to continue reading...

A sign of things to come... Wayne Rooney being gleefully manhandled whilst surrounded by a mismatch array of comical opponents. Oh, and the attendance in this scene is probably about the same as it will be at the match.

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Constantly being compared to Shrek is kinda sad. Especially for a pretty selfless player.
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Some random soccer stuff, since it's a slow news day. First, let me ask you a question: did you get your hour of exercise today? If you haven't, get movin'! Listen to the big green ogre! (courtesy of HealthierUS.gov)   Speaking of exercise, if you can get it on the following field, kudos to you (if you think it was done by Photoshop, check [. Click to continue reading...