What's with Marca's knack for putting up all these creepy covers?
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Yesterday's cover had Karim Benzema mutate into a bizarre, hairy orange feline-like creature as if
to suggest he was supposed to be Puss in Boots.
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Yesterday's Marca Cover Wasn't my Benze-Cat (also using the Puss in Boots character from
Shrek much cuter?
God this Interlull is boring.
For us supporters, Arsenal news is as vital to our souls as water is to our bodies.
Like a thirsty man crawling through a desert we are on our knees, parched and desperate.
And like that thirsty man we are prone to seeing mirages: images that might be an oasis (or, in
our case, a genuine Arsenal news story) but turn out instead to be no more than a trick of the
Sun.
Despite not starting Shrek, I mean Rooney, England pulls the friendly upset as Lampard scores the
lone goal. This is a shock considering Spain held possession for 71% of the game. Yeah, ESPN and
BBC are both quoting those stats. Is Spain the new Brazil? All possession and no goals?Video:
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Last year it was a Shrek-eared Wayne Rooney, but this time round the Kent-based Edenbridge
Bonfire Society, a bonfire society with their fingers on the pulse, have chosen to burn a 30-foot
tall effigy of man-of-the-moment Mario Balotelli as their annual celebrity Guy.
Written by Harry
In the midst of one of the biggest summers that I can remember since 97, many questions need
answering, Where did it all go wrong? Whose fault is it? Is Wenger the right Man for the job? Which
players actually play for the shirt? What are our weaknesses, the list is endless.
"Hey Sepp, I'm going to squeeze the jelly from your eyes and have it on toast"
Sepp Blatter beefed up his group of FIFA advisers today adding the name of Shrek and Justin
Bieber to the already invited Placido Domingo, Henry Kissinger, and Johan Cruyff.
Asked about Shrek, the FIFA president revealed he liked nothing better than soaking in a hot tub
watching reruns of the plain spoken ogre fight the medieval forces of chicanery and corruption.
Fábio on...
Rafael: "At home he only wants to mess around... he's like a 10-year-old!"
Vidic: "He's a raging bull! His behaviour changes... sometimes he's smiling, other times he's
anxious and wants to hit you!"
Chicharito: "Everyone likes him... you know Mexicans, they're always happy!
Written by Harry
They arrived battered, bruised, down trodden and weary, yearning for the season to end and for
the summer holidays to start so they can relax and think about how close we have come again to the
title to see it ebb away at the death, to plan the changes required, and that's just the fans.
West Brom 1-1 Manchester Utd: Observations
There was hardly much to smile about, if anything really, in 2010 for Wayne Rooney. Playing
deeper than he has in past seasons, Rooney hasn't exactly had any stand-out performances as of
yet in this campaign but this, although not by any means at his explosive best, was a sign of
greater things to come.
