Oh good grief, now this is awkward. I had only just made myself comfortable in readiness for a
lengthy period of smugness, gloating and absolutely unbearable braggadocio. And why the devil not
– our lot produce the most jaw-dropping eye candy since that lady from the Sean Connery days
emerged from the sea to jiggle about in her skimpies in frightfully uncouth manner.
We go back to the days of perms and short shorts to pick our team of the 1980s. That's the best
possible XI from the decade fashion forgot, but creative midfielders did not. We also discuss Fabio
Capello's shock resignation as England manager. Was Capello right to quit? Did the FA push him too
far?
By Chris Wright
Just a few shots of USWNT 'keeper Hope Solo and her short shorts, driving the pace car at the
NASCAR Brickyard 400 race in Indianapolis on Sunday y'know, just 'cause...
Photos: PA
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No need to apologise for the short shorts, Robbie baby. Regardless of size, shape, pattern or
colour, footballers in swim trunks are always good in this hood.
Although yours should've come out more in this video, rather than making their grand entrance
nearly 1 minute and 9 seconds into a +3 minute video.
By Chris Wright
After Corey Gibbs headed the MLS side ahead after just 12 minutes, Manchester United duly
responded with three goals in the space of 15 second-half minutes from Wayne Rooney, Rafael and
Nani to thoroughly quench Chicago's Fire, despite the searing heat at Soldiers Field on Saturday
afternoon.
Amanda, Rachna, and Shana have some issues with the US Men's and Women's National Teams, after
their disappointing performances over the weekend. They rage about the MNT roster and the Spain
friendly in general, predict disaster for the WNT in Germany (Lauren Cheney's goal aside), and
discuss players as My Little Ponies.
Buenos días, day tripppers. Who like short shorts? Oh, well I haven't got any of
those. I do, however, have a rather fetching Philosophy Football t-shirt to give away. Replace the
white orbs of nothingness above messrs Keane and Crouch with your own brand of witty...er...
somethingness and it'll be in the post quicker than you can say Goodbye, Mr Gray.
By WAG Watcher
Forget the Old Lady. How about a pom-pom (new collective noun coined by Pies) of hot young
ladies wearing short shorts? Yes, Juventus is the latest football club to harness the power of sex
to sell sport by creating its own pom-pom (there it is again) of cheerleaders, aka Le Zebre di
BetClic.
