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Changing SLeague Perceptions

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SINGAPORE - British sports marketing guru Patrick Nally said there is no reason why the S-League cannot be a winning proposition given the huge football following in Singapore.

He said the Football Association of Singapore (FAS) must realise they own the sport here and it is in their interest to find a way to unite the various communities who follow the S-League, English Premier League and other European football.

Fulham 1-1 Chelsea: Somebody get me a stotch

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Christ that made for disturbing viewing. Somebody get me a glass of the good stuff, preferably of Laphroaig 27-year-old. This is going to be a long, rough evening.


On a binge

It's a safe bet that John Terry left Craven Cottage late Monday night wandering what the hell had just happened.

Magpies Fly To Anfield

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Andy, what do you think of Kuyt's new jeans? "Eh, they're alright i spose."...Newcastle make the trip to Anfield on Friday bringing with them Demba Ba, the man who has stepped up to fill the massive boots left by Andy Carroll. Unfortunately for Liverpool it's Demba Ba who can boast the greater goal tally but with Luis Suarez serving a ban for this match will Andy Carroll take his chance to put a sock in the critics mouths?

Magpies Fly To Anfield

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Magpies Fly To Anfield

Andy, what do you think of Kuyt's new jeans? "Eh, they're alright i spose."... Newcastle make the trip to Anfield on Friday bringing with them Demba Ba, the man who has stepped up to fill the massive boots left by Andy Carroll. Unfortunately for Liverpool it's Demba Ba who can boast the greater goal tally but with Luis Suarez serving a ban for this match will Andy Carroll take his chance to put a sock in the critics mouths?

Fergie’s Four Letter Rant at FA

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Sir Alex Ferguson say's the FA should stop treating Manchester United Football club like shite and realise who has contributed most player's to the International team than any other.

Arsenal

‘I’ll Buy You A Caramello’ – Wenger Supremely Confident Of Keeping Van Persie, Stakes Entire Chocolate Bar On It

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By Chris Wright

With his current contract drip-dripping away, Arsenal have got it all on to keep Robin van Persie at the Emirates next season. Word is that there's a £130,000-a-week offer on the table, but Van Persie is yet to peruse it, let alone shake on it due to Holland's whirlwind-of-shite cameo at Euro 2012.

The most analytical post ever – Special thanks to Mr.Palmer

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It has been a while since I wrote now; My BFZ season had been cut short by niggles and strains (All the layoff made me feel like an Arsenal player). This post is my take on all things football and not over the past few weeks. This post should be like the reserves match an Arsenal player generally scores a hat trick to improve his morale.

Carling Cup Curse Will Help Arsenal

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The euphoria of last Sunday's win will soon dwindle if we don't get any points at Anfield on Saturday.

Not that it hasn't been fun.

Even the densest of Spudders (which is a bit like saying ‘the tallest of giraffes' or ‘the reddest of tomatoes') have learnt to think twice when asked "what time is it?

Ex Arsenal Trainee Sent Home

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News from Singapore that one of the ex Arsenal trainees who joined Geylang United has been dropped before he could kick a ball in anger.
Oliver Nicholas came over to Singapore to take part in trials conducted by the Singapore Football Association along with several other hopefuls and Geylang must have seen enough because they signed him up.

Shame of Gooners who booed legend Vieira

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There are Arsenal legends. And then again there are proper Arsenal legends. For most of us Patrick Vieira sits comfortably in the second catergory. From Shite Hart Lane to (Very) Old Trafford he was a steam engine of a player. Strength, passion, craft, guile, he had the lot and regularly delievered these qualities as a red and white colossus.

The Headline Every Arsenal Fan Has Been Waiting For…

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This is a very confusing time to be an Arsenal supporter.

Most of us are torn between fear that the woefulness of recent months reflects where we really are, and the hope that our new team is about to click and start sweeping all before it.

Mostly, we're all looking for a sign: either a sign to confirm that we really are as shite as an 8-2 defeat at Surrey Towers might indicate, or a sign that the good times are set to roll again.

Head in the clouds …

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You know, no matter how disheartening the season just gone has been, pre-season generally provides a measure of confidence. A page has been turned over like some kind of new leaf, and you go into the new one full of hope and optimisim.

It's hard to feel that yet this summer, I have to say. I know that much of it has to do with the blanket coverage, the Twittering, the non-stop chatter about Arsenal when we might be best served stepping away for a little while and not analysing the ever-loving shite out of every single utterance made by every single person connected with the club.

Aaron Ramsey Back In Arsenal’s Squad

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No Toure, your team is shite

That should really be the headline of the day. The Welsh midfielder will be named for the first time in almost 1 year (11 months to be correct) in an Arsenal official competitive match day squad. He had just returned from a loan stint with Nottingham Forest in the Championship.

Patrice Evra's Comments Should Be Taken As A Complement

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I'm sure many Gooners will be pissed off with Patrice Evra after his comments that Arsenal were a 'training centre' and that we have 'nothing' on Manchester United.

Do not give him the satisfaction of letting him wind you up! The gobby little shite wants a reaction and wants to get underneath Arsenal's skin.

Premier League Match Guide: Week 7

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Two London Derbies this week trump most of the other fixtures in Week 7. The early match between Wigan Athletic and Wolverhampton Wanderers promises to be a raging, uncontrollable bore-fest. Of course Arsenal's trip to Stamford Bridge has everyones' attention, but the fixture between West Ham United and Fulham could have excitement hidden among the recent mediocrity.

Euro 2012

WAGs At Euro 2012: Few & Far Between

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European footy WAGs must not have the energy to even pretend to give a shite about their partners' group stage games since only a handful of leading ladies from Spain, Italy and Germany managed to bring their well-dressed selves and kids to some of the early stuff. Looking especially suspicious at your absence, English WAGs.

Euro 2012 Draw: England Get Hosts & France, Republic Of Ireland Get Spain & Italy (Plus Competition To Win UEFA’s Balls)

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By Chris Wright

The interminable dancing and utterly pointless cavalcade of 'together as one' yadda yadda yadda-ing is finally over, the new Adidas Tango matchball has been rolled out and looks glorious (more on that later) and, as an aside to the entire carnival of shite, UEFA's all-important balls of destiny have been drawn from the hat of fate in Kiev.

Chelsea Team News

Uli continues to talk nonsense ahead of UCL final

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Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness was the son of a butcher. It makes sense, really, as the old man continues to butcher all standards of decency ahead of Saturday's Champions League final.


Do what the album suggests, Uli.

Uli has been talking shite for a few weeks now, sticking his nose in all sorts of inappropriate places.

PL Recap: Chelsea 3-1 Norwich City

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At the close it looked easy enough. There were goals. Celebrations, too. The kind of win we should be recording against newly promoted sides at home if we are indeed harboring aspirations of another Premier League title. In truth, however, this was far from a convincing display. Much work is left to be done.

Videos

Malaysian Enforcer Kathiripillai Reuben Scythes Down Referee From Behind vs Australia (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Seems like Malaysian midfielder Kathiripillai Reuben has a bit of a problem with authority either that, or he's fecking shite at tackling...

Video: 101GG

VIDEO: Evans’ Red Card vs Bolton

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Jonny Evans was shown a straight red card for a challenge on Stuart Holten which saw the Bolton player receive a cut on his leg. Both players' feet left the ground, with Evans' winning the ball, but after the Bolton player came off worse, Evans was sent off.

Fergie's right, the refs are shite.

Wayne Rooney

SWEAR WATCH #4 Lee Mason Caught Out

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April 19th 2011
13. Player: Cheik Tiote
Game: Newcastle vs Newcastle United
Time: 63 mins

Told the ref to "fuck off" after conceding a free kick

April 19th 2011
14. Player: Peter Lovenkrands
Game: Newcastle vs Manchester United
Time: 65 mins

Said "fuck off Michael" to Carrick in front of the referee after Carrick won a freekick.

Clearing Up A Few Loose Ends: Celtic, Portsmouth And (Briefly) Wednesday

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It's the football scandal of a generation. And it won't go away. Colleen Rooney, photographed blatantly sipping a cool drink by a holiday swimming pool... while there's a recession on!! I mean not one single British passport holder anywhere else in the world has done that in the last week. As to whether that shite really does sell newspapers, that's a debate for someone else to start.

The Rest

Liverpool Win Record 8th League Cup

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What a centre back partnership, one of my favourite pictures from the final...Wembley was a sea of dancing red shirts on Sunday night as Liverpool lifted their 8th League Cup after extra time and penalties with Cardiff City. The Welsh side were a formidable opposition but it was Liverpool who remained the most composed during penalties despite misses from Steven Gerrard and Charlie Adam.

Forest vs. Coventry City preview..

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I jokingly referred to this mouth-watering fixture as the 'Clash of the Titans' to a friend earlier in the week. "Clash of the Titans? Clash of the Shite 'uns, more like!" he quickly retorted. Perhaps not quite up to Oscar Wilde levels of wit, but it tickled me regardless [..] Read the original post on Through the seasons before us

The Guardian - The Fabrication of Reality

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Newspapers are for news...
... not privatised profitable propaganda for one individual.

It always flushes out the murky does the January Transfer Window - with a business restriction of just one month within season, all manipulations, criminalities, envelope stuffing, bribing and pressurising are themselves pressured by time.

"Wouldn't cost that much to buy mate. The A League teams sell players for fuck all." A Tribute to Matty McKay

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The above quote is lifted from the Rangers fan forum and is not referring to Matty actually but to Thomas Broich and Mitch Nichols, who they merrily discuss their club's prospects of poaching, given what they see as the bargain purchase of Matty.
The page about Matty, which begins when the first talk of the transfer emerged, goes for 50 pages.

Marseille 0-1 Arsenal: Madeleine’s appendix

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Video highlights and reaction

Last night, due to work and other commitments, I was unable to give this match my full attention. I missed the first 20 minutes or so, and when I did get to see it I was standing in a bar, watching a TV with no sound.

I have to say, it does give you a different perspective on things.

David’s Noyes, Wojscez’s chance + Arsecast 187

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Good morning to you from a very windy Dublin. The poor old basset had the shite blown out of him first thing this morning. Literally. Yes, literally.

Arsene's press conference took place yesterday so there's plenty to get through. Of course much of it revolved around Cesc and the ongoing media furore over the tunnel comments.

No, I don't really get rape-y comments

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The Professor returns with a long diatribe on sexism in soccer and the sorts of problems it causes. Compare and contrast with Bill Archer's podcast on being caustic and coming down off that high once you meet people. One of the Professor's main questions is about the caustic nature of comments one receives, how they're objectifying, of a sexual nature, demeaning, etc.

Slushy stuff

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Right, well this stoopid weather has finally caught up with me. I am stricken with some kind of horrendous plague which has me feeling like shit and unable to sleep. Hence the reason I'm sitting here at 5.12am writing this.

And I know it's not necessarily the weather's fault. It's people with their germs and microbes and sneezing without covering their mouths and coughing their guts up leaving a hazy cloud of bacteria to walk into and so forth meaning whatever pestilence they had I know have it and frankly people ought to just die.

Asian Football Stadiums

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Nearly two years ago I started a semi ground hopping blog called Asian Football Stadiums. Not really a travel guide it is more a pictorial look at the stadiums in this part of the world. The reason why there aren't that many posts on it at the moment is one of laziness. If I take the camera to football I usually have the long lens attached for action shots when I really need a smaller lens to get in the whole stand.