This week's Shit Shot Mungo sees the financial crisis at Heart of Clackmannanshire deepen still
further, as the £30 fine imposed by the authorities for playing a match when their entire squad
knowingly had swine flu proves to be the final nail in their coffin. The club is forced to put all
of its players on part-time wages, but one man (who has been earning £190,000 per week for as long
as anyone can remember) may be able to save the day.
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After last week's swine flu debacle, Heart of Clackmanannshire Football Club find themselves in
court in this week's Shit Shot Mungo, accused of deliberately and maliciously spreading the virus
through playing an infected team in a recent match. A draconian punishment awaits them, unless
Mungo McCrackas or Sir Roddy Bulbs can save the day.
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Swine flu fever has overtaken Heart of Clackammanshire this week but new manager Gary Burns
isn't going to let that get in the way of the club's best winning run in years, in this week's
episode of "Shit Shot Mungo", which also lays bare the truth of Mungo McCrackas Lemsip addiction.
This week's Mungo is brought to you by Ted "The Neck" Carter (who, if you were
wondering how he got his nickname, fell through a roof and broke his neck a little over three years
ago, in case you were wondering he's okay now, but he's not allowed to go on rollercoasters any
more), and is available in a higher resolution here.
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This week's episode of "Shit Shot Mungo" features the aftermath of Heart of Clackmannanshire's
outstanding 3-0 win last week. Glen Roeder is sacked as the Director of Football and, after a viral
outbreak at the club, the club's new plutocratic owner brings in a plague doctor in to help out.
Drawn by the fair hand of Ted "The Neck" Carter, and available in a higher
resolution (you have to click on "all sizes, for those of you that are unfamiliar with the ways of
Flickr) here.
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Following their recent take-over by a Sudanese billionaire food additive magnate, Heart of
Clackmanannshire is buzzing. However, Faisal Wally Camel has something of a maverick streak and, in
this week's "Shit Shot Mungo", he decides that the "man in the street" could do better job than any
of these so-called football "managers" and appoints, well, the first person that he comes up in the
street.
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It's that time of the week again. Yes. "Shit Shot Mungo" time. This week's episode brings
together the club's new owner, food additive magnate Faisal Wally Camel and the Heart of
Clackmannanshire chairman, magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs as they discuss their plans for the
future of the club.
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In keeping with current affairs the length and breadth of the country, this week's cracking
"Shit Shot Mungo" sees the wheels fall off Heart of Clackmannanshire wagon when chairman and magnet
magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs' money suddenly and unexpectedly runs out, leaving the club having to find
ingenious ways of making ends meet before a mystery new buyer steps in to save their bacon.
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In this week's Shit Shot Mungo, Heart of Clackmanannshire's new manager, Celebrity Ghost Agent
Eric Hall, has made a number of changes to the team, which leaves Mungo McCrackas as the only
living entity of the team. Will his sweeping changes revolutionise the ailing Scottish club's
fortunes?
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This week's Shit Shot Mungo sees the Heart of Clackmannanshire team move into their new stadium
and take on another new manager, celebrity agent Eric Hall, who now supplements his income as the
number one representative of the spirit world. Drawn, as ever, by Ted "The Neck"
Carter, and a bigger version is available here.
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Time, then, for your weekly dose of Mungo. This week sees Sir Roddy Bulbs slow descent towards
insanity gather pace with the purchase of a panda. You can get a bigger version of this week's
Mungo here.
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Some of you may have noticed that we have a new look going on here this evening. It is still a
work in progress, but should be finished at some point over the next few days. Hopefully, it should
be a little easier on the eyes than the old design - if you have any suggestions, feel free to let
me know in the comments section on here.
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The new season has started, perhaps unsurprisingly, with a crisis for Heart of Clackmanannshire.
The Scottish club have lost first league match, during which time chairman and magnet magnate Sir
Roddy Bulbs managed to fire two managers, Glen Roeder and Bryan Gunn. In this week's episode of
"Shit Shot Mungo", Sir Roddy has to justify himself to the self-styled "voice of the people", local
journalist Fleetwood MacAlbatross.
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Last week's Shit Shot Mungo saw Glen Roeder surprisingly installed as the manager of Heart of
Clackmannanshire on the eve of the start of the new season. This week's episode sees Roeder's new
club - as ever - struggling to score, which results in drastic action being taken by the club's
chairman, magnet magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs.
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It's the first match of the new season for Heart of Clackmannanshire, and new manager Glen
Roeder has his first chance to show off his skills in the Scottish Premier League in this week's
Shit Shot Mungo. This week, we also get to learn a little more about new signing Bert Harris' dark
secret and we learn the secret behind the Clackas supporters' pre-season optimism.
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Well, the start of the new season is, of course, all very exciting, and nowhere is it more
exciting than in Scotland, where Heart of Clackmannannshire are preparing for a new season in which
they are, explicably, still playing in the Scottish Premier League. As some of you will recall, the
players turned up for their first pre-season friendly last week in varying states of morbid
obesity, so their chairman, the magnets magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, has brought in a little help to
get them in shape for the big kick-off.
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Well, the new season is almost upon us, so it's time for Season Two of "Shit Shot Mungo" to
begin. This week's episode kicks off (if you'll pardon the pun) with the team on tour in Ireland
and struggling with their fitness after a Bohemian two week long summer break. The
"artiste" has asked me to remind you that he has original Mungo artwork for sale,
should you want any.
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It's time, yet again, for your weekly dose of Shit Shot Mungo, and this week's episode is the
last episode from the "Holiday Special" series. Next week, we will be joining The Clackers as they
start their pre-season regime ahead of next year's Scottish League. This series is brought to you
by Ted "The Neck" Carter, and a bigger version of this week's Mungo is available
here, should you want such a thing.
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The new season is almost upon us so, fresh from the training ground, here is the very latest
Heart of Clackmannannshire team photograph ahead of the new season. The more observant amongst you
may have noticed a couple of new signings for The Clackas. Jim Reaper joins the club from Steaua
Transylvania, whilst veteran Bert Harris has travelled north to finish his career in Scotland after
forty-one glorious seasons with Royal Perivale, Perfidious Albion and a disastrous spell in Austria
playing for Flaccid Vienna, which ended after an interview deemed so hate-filled that he was barred
for life from entering anywhere in Europe outside of the United Kingdom.
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It's time, then, for your weekly dose of Mungo. With The Clackers back in training for the new
season (rumours have already reached us of eighty mile training runs and Pin The Tail On The Donkey
competitions with vials of steroids as the prize for the winner), it's time to focus on their
talismanic striker Mungo McCrackas and his various likes and dislikes.
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"Substitute" magazine's newest writer Fleetwood MacAlbatross meets German footballer Norbert
Mauser in this week's piece of the Shit Shot Mungo Holiday Special. Scribbled in crayon by the
inimitable Dotmund, a bigger version of this is available from
here.
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It's Thursday, so it's time for a little light relief and this week's Shit Shot Mungo Holiday
Special. This week, we're going behind the scenes with the Heart of Clackmannannshire's defender
Ted Grundies and his unfortunate wife. It's best not to dwell for too long over what is going on
with her right leg, by the way.
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Our behind the scenes look at the stars of "Shit Shot Mungo" continues this week with a visit to
the palatial home of "Dangerous" Ducky Norton, in which Ducky is eager to share his passion. Which
is making models of human phalluses. Lovingly crafted in living Technicolor by
Dotmund, this week's episode features, umm, cartoon nudity so, if you're bothered
by crudely draw pictures of willies, this might not be for you.
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It's that time of the week again. Time for the second part of the Shit Shot Mungo Bumper Holiday
Special, the constituent parts of which will be easily arrangeable into a super bumper comic book
come the end of the close season. This week's edition tells you everything that you need to know
aabout Heart of Clackmannannshire's Spanish international Pedro Rabies.
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When I was a child, comics brought out "Holiday Specials", which were, basically, bigger
versions of the regular comics designed to keep children occupied for at least a couple of hours'
worth of the summer or Easter holidays. With the football season having now - more or less - ended,
Dotmund has decided to take you behind the scenes with "Shit Shot Mungo" with a
series of extracts about Heart of Clackmannannshire taken from the (fictional) magazine,
""SUBSTITUTE!
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The tension is unbearable. It's the last day of the season in the Scottish Premier League and
Heart of Clackmannannshire need a win in their final match in order to avoid relegation.
Unsurprisingly, nothing goes quite according to plan (though, ironically, it does all go according
to the script - make of that what you wish).
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And now for a little light entertainment. Don't worry, though, because there will be more
non-league doom and gloom on here later this evening - this time, from South Wales. In this week's
"Shit Shot Mungo", ahead of Heart of Clackmannanshire's last league match of the season,
caretaker-manager-cum-terrible-striker Mungo McCrackas finally fulfils one of his lifelong
ambitions by getting to appear on "A Question Of Sport" but manages to ruin it by getting in an
unnecessary fight.
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It's the end of the Scottish League season, and Heart of Clackmannannshire are stranded near the
bottom of the table. Controversial player-manager Mungo McCrackas has some "innovative" ideas ahead
of their next match, though it seems that the answer to their problems might be more obvious than
anyone realises.
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Well, it's near the end of the Scottish football season, and Heart of Clackmannanshire's new
caretaker manager, Mungo McCrackas, has started to realise that his team's biggest problem is
goalscoring. So, it's off to Japan to try and sign The Goalinator (the robot that scored all
forty-one of their goals this season in one match - do keep up) and, when he's unable to do so, he
attempts to build a replacement himself.
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Well, it's near the end of the Scottish football season, and Heart of Clackmannanshire's new
caretaker manager, Mungo McCrackas, has started to realise that his team's biggest problem is
goalscoring. So, it's off to Japan to try and sign The Goalinator (the robot that scored all
forty-one of their goals this season in one match - do keep up) and, when he's unable to do so, he
attempts to build a replacement himself.
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It's time for your weekly dose of Mungo. This week, with the Scottish giants perilously close to
being relegated, the club's eccentric, magnet magnate chairman takes radical action which may not
prove to be as successful as he would hope. Scribbling, as ever, is by the effervescent
Dotmund, and you can embiggenate it here.
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I received a curious email this morning with this week's "Shit Shot Mungo" attached. "This is
the best one ever", it said cryptically, "so if anyone complains I'm going to make them pay". Jolly
good it is as well. This week, Ted "The Neck" Carter takes us on a journey back in
time so that we can see for ourselves how Mungo McCrackas came to sign for Heart of
Clackmanannshire in the first place, featuring yet more gratuitous mentions of rabies, two men in
bed together and playing ludo on the moon.
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This week's Shit Shot Mungo features our "hero" facing off against his evil robot nemesis The
Goalinator in a penalty shoot-out to play in their team for their next match against Edinburgh
Fringe. You can get a bigger version of it here. In other news, you may notice a
little video box on the right hand side of this page.
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It's that time again. This week, with Mungo McCrackas away in England having transfer talks with
the mighty Sheffield Wensleydale, Heart of Clackmanannshire are taking the opportunity to give a
debut to their new Japanese signing, a robot called The Goalinator. Lovingly created in crayon and
biro by the effervescent Dotmund.
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Is it that time of the week again already? In this week's "Shit Shot Mungo", the club starts to
conspire to deliberately injure their goal-shy striker in order to give their new Japanese striker,
a robot called "The Goalinator", a game. If this doesn't make any sense, you can see the previous
episodes by clicking the category on the right hand side of this page.
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