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Shit Lookalikes: Hector Bellerin (With Post-Defeat Earring) & Faith-Era George Michael…

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Arsenal may have gone out to Atletico Madrid in the semi-finals of the Europa League tonight, but at least they did so in style.

Despite obviously being gutted by the result and the fact that he had just resigned Arsene Wenger to a ignominious farewell, Hector Bellerin still found time to replace his fabulous earring in time to face the press.

Shit Lookalikes: Google Doodle Of Carl Friedrich Gauss & Claudio Ranieri

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One is the mastermind of a true feat of unbelievable mathematical brilliance and the other is some old German nerd...

Imagine if Ranieri had his own postage stamp, it'd definitely look something like that. No?

Many thanks to Pies fan Eddy Walsh (@eddy_walsh) for the tip-off!

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Shit Lookalikes: Sheffield Wednesday Coach Jos Luhukay & Ron Mael From ‘Sparks’

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After sitting through Tuesday night's FA Cup tedious drudgefest between Swansea City and Sheffield Wednesday, the only highlight for Pies was noticing the sheer magnitude of Jos Luhukay's philtrum.

Not only is in the largest lip cleft we've ever seen, it's also thatched with the kind of trim, deltoid moustache that Ron Mael (he of 'Sparks' fame) would swoon over were he capable of human emotion.

Shit Lookalikes: Patrice Evra & The Thumb-Less Terracotta Warrior Of Philadelphia…

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We realise we could be in the minority here, but we couldn't help but notice that the Terracotta Warrior who has had his 2,000-year-old thumb nicked from theFranklin Institute in Philadelphia bears an uncanny resemblance to West Ham's latest high risk, low reward expenditure: Patrice Evra...

Yay or nay?

Shit Lookalikes: Leeds United’s New Club Crest & Bottle Of Gaviscon

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We knew we'd seen it before somewhere. Turns out it was the 'upset tum-tum' aisle at Asda...

Mega spot from @DrawtyDevil.

Shit Lookalikes: Gary Cahill & Olenna Tyrell (From ‘Game Of Thrones’)

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"Tell Conte it was me..."

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Shit Lookalike: FA Chairman Greg Clarke & A Pile Of Raw Meat

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The FA: Basically just a collection of flabby old meat-piles in blue suits...

Seriously, f**k them.

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Shit Lookalike: Wayne Rooney’s Court Room Sketch & Wayne Rooney

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Doesn't get much shitter than that...

Looks like every nameless henchman from every indistinguishable British gangster movie ever made.

Just to keep you up to speed, Wayne Rooney pleaded guilty to his drink-driving charge atStockport Magistrates' Court today and was subsequently sentenced to perform 100 hours of unpaid community work as punishment.

Shit Lookalikes: Leonid Slutsky & Dexter Fletcher

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Anybody else see it?

The jowly chops, the baggy eyes; the blank, gone-out expression of a man who has inexplicably found himself living and working in Hull?

Actually, that last one only really applies to Slutsky but you get the picture.

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Shit Lookalikes: Paulo Dybala & Paul Danan (Of Hollyoaks ‘Fame’)

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With names that similar, could it be that Paulo Dybala is actually an alter-ego created by master character actor Paul Danan after he spent all of his Hollyoaks money on ciggies and bucket hats?

No, probably not.

Regardless, that's a top notch spot from Pies fan Charlie there.

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Shit Lookalikes: Steven Gerrard’s Newborn Son & Harry Redknapp

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Well, that's just unfortunate...

Photo: @stevengerrard/Instagram

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Shit Lookalikes: Jamie Vardy (With Black Eye) & Alex From ‘Clockwork Orange’

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Top spot from Pies fan Luke W, who viddied that Jamie Vardy looks like a certain troublesome young droog with the addition of a black eye...

As revealed by the man himself after England's win over Lithuania, Vardy's shiner wasn't the result of a bit of good old fashioned ultra violence, rather being hit in the face by a stray football during a training session.

Shit Lookalike: Hector Bellerin & Credence Barebone (From ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’)

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One is a spindly, pasty waif with a terrible haircut, perpetually struggling tofind his positionin the world.

The other is a J.K. Rowlingcharacter.

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Shit Lookalikes: Jack Wilshere & Eleven From ‘Stranger Things’

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A doff of the cap is most definitely due to Pies fanRasmus Forsten, who noticed that the freshly-shorn Jack Wilshere bears a striking resemblance to Eleven from hit 1980ssynth-fuelledsci-fi series 'Stranger Things'...

One is a tiny, frail human being, cut adrift in an alien realm; damaged and abused but capable of amazing things in short bursts before succumbing to physical and mental break down.

Shit Lookalikes: Angel Di Maria & Frik The Gnome (From ‘Merlin’)

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Top notch work from Pies fan Will Jonathan, who noticed that a certain Angel di Maria bears anuncanny resemblance to Frik the gnome, as played by Martin Short in the star-studded yet entirely forgettable 1998 fantasy romp 'Merlin'...

Good old Di Maria. The pointy-faced gift that keeps on giving.

Shit Lookalike: Alberto Moreno & Shrunken Head Guy From ‘Beetlejuice’

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As we sat there and watched Alberto Moreno scurrying round aimlessly against Arsenal, we couldn't help but notice that we'd seen his truly laughableexcuse for a haircut somewhere before.

Then it dawned on us...

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Euro 2016 Shit Lookalike: Jonny Williams & Toby Jones

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Kudos to Pies fan @jonnyffcpitt, who spotted that dinky Wales midfielder Jonny Williams not only looks like a runner-up in a regional Jimmy Sommerville lookalike contest, but also bears an uncanny likeness to Toby Jones, i.e, thatactor who's always decent in everything but you still can't quite remember his name.

Shit Lookalikes: Arsene Wenger & Rick Snyder (Governor Of Michigan)

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High-calibre Shit Lookalikery from spottersSpec Diagnostics(@SpecDiagnostics) here, who noted thevery Arsene Wenger-esque mannerisms ofthe very Arsene Wenger-like governor for Michigan, Rick Snyder...

Sacré bleu! You could be fooled into thinking they were the same bloke if it weren't for the whole "refusing to quit" thing.

Shit Lookalikes: Diego Costa & Jose Oquenda (Formerly Of St Louis Cardinals)

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World class spot from Pies fan Shaun here, who noticed that well-worn Chelsea striker Diego Costa bears a striking resemblance to the similarly craggyex-baseballer Jose Oquendo, formerly of the St. Louis Cardinals...

Bang on, that. Not even a hint of shitness about it.

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Shit Lookalike: Matt Ritchie & Gordon Ramsay

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Like two petit pois in a seasonal kale and auberginereductionpod, it's Bournemouth scrapper Matt Ritchie and celebrity kitchen bully Gordon Ramsay.

This episode of Shit Lookalikes is brought to you by the word 'furrowed'...

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Shit Lookalike: Leighton Baines & Eddison Tollett Of The Night’s Watch

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We sat through Everton's Capital One Cup semi-final against Man City trying desperately to thinkwho Leighton Baines and his frankly appalling new barnet reminded us of.

Then it clicked...

Come on Leighton, sort it out son.

Shit Lookalikes: Claudio Ranieri & Toby The Turtle (From Disney’s Robin Hood)

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Uncanny...

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Shit Lookalikes: Kurt Zouma & John Boyega (From Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

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One is an swashbuckling, all-action defender of all that is right and proper.

The other is John Boyega from the new Star Wars film...

Manythanks to Pies fan Mark Rebelow for the spot. Terrifically shit!

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Shit Lookalikes: Roy Keane & ‘Portrait Of A Gentleman In Fur’ By 16th Century Italian Artist Paolo Veronese

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Santa Maria! The image of his bearded holiness Roy Keane has been spotted in an art gallery in Florence, specifically in the painting "Portrait of a Gentleman in a Fur" by 16th century Italian artistPaolo Veronese...

Posing in a coat made from the hide of his latest kill.

The guy on the right, that is.

Shit Lookalikes: Dani Alves & Opie From ‘Family Guy’

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By Chris Wright

We knew we'd seen Dani Alves' Copa Del Rey 'vole turd' haircut before somewhere...

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Shit Lookalikes: Patrick Bamford & Anakin Skywalker

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By Chris Wright

Both have faces like choir boys but would destroy the entire galaxy if they had their way...

There's probably a'Dark side/Chelsea' gag in there somewhere but frankly we're much to lazy to go rooting around for it.

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Shit Lookalikes: Alan Shearer And ‘Stay Another Day’-Era East 17

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By Alan Duffy

Does his punditry thing for the Beeb's FA Cup coverage of Hartlepool against Blythe Spartans on Friday night, Alan Shearer wrapped up well for the chilly night at Victoria Park. However, the furry collar on his coat added to his shaven bonce (not to mention the time of the year) reminded us of a classic Christmas number one.

Shit Lookalikes: Simon Mignolet & This Liverpudlian Wheelie Bin

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By Chris Wright

Cracking spot from the @BBCSporf chaps.

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Shit Lookalikes: Roy Keane & Captain Haddock (From ‘Tintin’)

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By Chris Wright

One is a thundering, cantankerous, bearded old sea dog who smells vaguely of the quayside at all times.

The other is Captain Haddock from "Tintin"...

Smashing spot from Pies fan Ciaran Butler there! Well played, sir.

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Shit Lookalikes: Koln Coach Peter Stöger & Bez (Of ‘Happy Mondays’ Fame)

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By Chris Wright

Stöger is the current Köln coach more umlauts than you can shake a stick at,

Bez is ananti-fracking activistandindependent Parliamentary candidate for the Salford and Eccles constituency.

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Shit Lookalikes: Brad Guzan & Alice The Goon (From ‘Popeye’)

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By Chris Wright

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter. Kudos to whoever.

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Shit Lookalikes: Lionel Messi & This Woman’s Shadow…

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By Chris Wright

Taking what she thought was a simple self-portrait to slap up on Instagram, BuzzFeed Español's editor, Conz Preti, couldn't help but notice that the image of a deity had appeared in the shadow she'd cast on the wall behind her...

A fresh, exciting new spin on the tired old "Jesus spotted on a pancake" phenomenon.

Shit Lookalikes: Gareth Bale And His Three Besties Attend Zaragoza Street Festival…

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By Chris Wright

Eager to soak up a bit of Spanish culture having decamped to Madrid, it looks like Gareth Bale let his hair down over the weekend and ventured to Zaragoza with his three bestest gal pals for this year'sFiestas del Pilar street festival...

Good on him.

Shit Lookalikes: Gerry Francis & Hoggle From ‘Labyrinth’

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By Chris Wright

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Shit Lookalikes: Gareth Bale & Wreck-It Ralph

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By Chris Wright

Stick a pair of dungarees onBaleand you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference these days...

Thanks to Pies fan Francis for the spot.

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Shit Lookalikes: Wayne Rooney And Daffyd (The Only Gay In The Village)

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By Alan Duffy

Figure-hugging kits are all the rage these days, aren't they? Alas, they really don't flatter the huskier gentleman...

This titter-inducingyet disturbing image comes courtesy of theDublin Arsenal Supporters Club.

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Shit Lookalikes: Ivan Rakitic & Chesney Hawkes

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By Chris Wright

Such luscious volume...

Rakitic is the Croatian midfielder who has been officially unveiled as a Barcelona player today.

Hawkes is the one and only.

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Shit Lookalikes: Uruguay Coach Oscar Tabarez & Tony Bennett

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By Chris Wright

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Shit Lookalikes: Roy Hodgson & This Fried Egg

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By Chris Wright

Much love to our partners in crime Anorak for the spot!

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Shit Lookalikes: Cameroon Coach Volker Finke & The Grinch

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By Chris Wright

Spot on, Herr Finke iseven the correct tinge...

Come to think of it, Volker doesn't look particularly healthy at all. There's a distinct air of the "Emperor Palpatine"about him.

Cracking spot from Pies fan Michael. Kudos, Sir.