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November 11, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Steve McClaren and the Joker from Batman: The Dark Knight

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Schteeve van der McClaren gets some more stick for his phoney Dutch accent and his similarity to the Joker from Batman. Click to continue reading...

October 28, 2008

Will the Real Ronaldo Please Stand Up?

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Now this story is just brilliant. You might remember that earlier this year we ran a little feature advertising the fantastic plethora of football look-a-likes available for hire through Fake Faces for, you know, parties and sex tapes. We drew particular attention to this cheeky chappy, Jaime Wright, saying (and I quote): "Sorry to burst your bubble mate but just because you have a United shirt on, a shit fake-tan and wank haircut does not make you look anything like Ronaldo. Click to continue reading...

October 21, 2008

Fishing for Men

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Demonstrating a miraculous level of insight into exactly what will successfully lure punters into a half-full stadium, Bolton Wanderers are to offer FREE BEER this weekend to the first 1,000 supporters through their doors. Not just that though, because also half-time food and drink costs will be heavily subsidised, with prices tumbling to £1. Click to continue reading...

August 28, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Fabricio Coloccini and Phil Thompson

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Perm + big nose = twins Click to continue reading...

Shit Lookalikes: Fabricio Coloccini and Phili Thompson

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Perm + big nose = twins Click to continue reading...

August 25, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Steve McClaren and the Joker from Batman: The Dark Knight

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Schteeve van der McClaren gets some more stick for his phoney Dutch accent and his similarity to the Joker from Batman. Click to continue reading...

August 20, 2008

John Terry to go for gold in London 2012?

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Old-new England captain John Terry looks like he has got a chance of competing in the Olympics even if a Great Britain side do not enter the football tournament. The Chelsea man's post-Moscow penalty shootout trauma does make him look uncannily like a synchronised diver. For all his flaws on the field, we never thought JT could be accused of being a diver. Click to continue reading...

John Terry to go for gold in London 2012?

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Old-new England captain John Terry looks like he has got a chance of competing in the Olympics even if a Great Britain side do not enter the football tournament. The Chelsea man's post-Moscow penalty shootout trauma does make him look uncannily like a synchronised diver. For all his flaws on the field, we never thought JT could be accused of being a diver. Click to continue reading...

August 13, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Carlos Cuellar and Jaws from James Bond

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Aston Villa's new signing from Rangers can't wait to get his teeth into the new Premier League season. Carlos Cuellar does share the same dentist as Jaws (and Ugly Betty). Click to continue reading...

August 6, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Kevin Keegan and Stevie Wonder

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I just called to say... those sunglasses went out of fashion in about 1990 Click to continue reading...

Shit Lookalikes: Kevin Keegan and Stevie Wonder

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I just called to say... those sunglasses went out of fashion in about 1990 Click to continue reading...

August 5, 2008

Shit lookalikes: David Villa & Anthony Hutton, winner of Big Brother 6

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Spurs transfer target v annoying reality TV "star" Remember Anthony Hutton, the vain Geordie with a pea-sized brain? I hope not - there's absolutely no reason for you to. More shit (translation: amazing) lookalikes... Click to continue reading...

August 4, 2008

Shit lookalikes: Victoria Beckham & Falkor from Neverending Story

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Posh v fictional luckdragon Uncanny, huh. Spotted at Totallylookslike.com... Click to continue reading...

July 30, 2008

Shit lookalikes: Gary Neville & Christian Bale

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G-Nev vs fighty Batman star Gary is like an uglier, wonky-nosed version of Bale, but you can see the resemblence, no? More Shit lookalikes... Click to continue reading...

July 29, 2008

Shit lookalikes: Stephen Ireland & Stephen Ireland

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Has anyone seen this man's hair? Seems like Stephen Ireland had enough of the wig jokes and decided to break out the clippers. Wise move.... Click to continue reading...

July 28, 2008

Shit lookalikes: Dimitar Berbatov & Paul Foot, stand-up comic

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Berby vs not-particularly-funny comedian Thanks to Charlie Constantinou for the fine spot. More Shit lookalikes... Click to continue reading...

July 25, 2008

Shit lookalikes: Cristiano Ronaldo and a New Jersey Guido

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C-Ron's tan reaching dangerous levels The Offside has noticed, brilliantly, that C-Ron is turning into an Oompa Loompa, and we don't disagree. He's also starting to look like a Guido. If you're not aware of Guidos (see photo, left, for... Click to continue reading...

July 18, 2008

Swede-u-like

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You can kind of understand why people might aspire to look like someone such as David Beckham. He's pretty handsome I guess, really quite successful, incredibly rich, plus the chicks dig him. Living vicariously through D. Beck as his professional look-a-like probably wouldn't be the worst life to be honest. Click to continue reading...

July 17, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Ronaldinho & Lil Jon, the Crunk King

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Fat-Ron shows off latest clown suit I find it difficult to believe that AC Milan would take a gamble on the clownish Ronaldinho, even at a cut-price £16.6m - a couple of years ago, he would have cost three times... Click to continue reading...

July 14, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Diego Forlan & Fenella the witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies

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Her fez seems familiar For me, Fenella remains one of the scariest children's characters ever created - something about the shrieking Welsh accent and living in a giant steam kettle, I think. Much like Fenella, Forlan has the capacity to... Click to continue reading...

July 10, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Luka Modric and Johan Cruyff

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Spurs' new wonderboy looks a lot like Dutch legend Let's get this SLAL out of the way before the new season begins. It's been said before, and we'll say it again: Modric does bear more than a passing resemblence to... Click to continue reading...

July 8, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) & Frank Lampard

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The name's Frank... Fat Frank If you squint, and close one eye, then Lamps could just about double for buff 007. I know F-Wank is not fat, not at all, but compared with the ultra-trim Craig, he looks like he... Click to continue reading...

June 18, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Mauro Camoranesi & Furio from The Sopranos

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Tony Soprano's enforcer vs Roberto Donadoni's enforcer FURIO FACT! He's one of the rare Sopranos characters that have been written out of the series without being killed. More lookalikes... Click to continue reading...

June 17, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Roberto Donadoni & Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips

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Under-pressure Italian coach and maverick frontman share hair DNA The resemblance is uncanny. [Via When Saturday Comes]... Click to continue reading...

June 16, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Petr Cech and Czech fan in Petr Cech costume

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Czech Republic fan tries to recreate that Petr Cech look The likeness is uncanny. If Cech ever turns to the bottle - as he might want to do, after last night's error-ridden performance - then he knows now how he... Click to continue reading...

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Euro 2008 ball and a Star Wars stormtrooper

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With the new ball flying all over the place and causing havoc for defenders and goalkeepers, if you're taking a shot at Euro 2008 it makes sense to use the force. Click to continue reading...

June 13, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Torsten Frings & Gary Stringer

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German midfielder vs lead singer of Reef Remember Reef? They're defunct now, but still marginally famous thanks to their one big pop hit, "Place Your Hands", which was customised by Chris Evans for TFI Friday ("It's Your Letters"). Anyway, their... Click to continue reading...

June 11, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Kobi Kuhn and Jack Lemmon

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A Swiss role player Not only is Kobi Kuhn a Jack Lemmon lookalike, there is also a good chance that he is a Grumpy Old Man after Switzerland were eliminated from Euro 2008. Click to continue reading...

June 9, 2008

Euro 2008 Horror Hair / Shit Lookalikes: Bastian Schweinsteiger and Pepe Le Pew

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The name says Pig farmer, but the hair says skunk-a-like Click to continue reading...

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Leo Beenhakker and Christopher Lloyd

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It's time to go Beenhak To The Future, Pies fans, for Poland's Dutch coach Leo Beenhakker is Christopher Lloyd's Shit Lookalike twin. Just call him Doc Leo. The only question is can he go back in time and make his players defend a bit deeper in last night's match against Germany? Click to continue reading...

June 7, 2008

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Tomas Ufjalusi and Captain Jack Sparrow

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Ahoy there, ye land lubbers. The Czech Republic's buccaneering defender is a bit of a lookalike for Johnny Depp's Pirates of the Caribbean character. Click to continue reading...

Euro 2008 Shit Lookalikes: Tomas Ujfalusi and Captain Jack Sparrow

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Ahoy there, ye land lubbers. The Czech Republic's buccaneering defender is a bit of a lookalike for Johnny Depp's Pirates of the Caribbean character. Click to continue reading...

May 27, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Gaizka Mendieta & Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber

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Boro's forgotten star versus Jeff Daniels' retard Thanks to Pies reader Dan Chubb for this one. More Shit Lookalikes... Click to continue reading...

May 19, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Stig Inge Bjornebye and Dr. Strangelove

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Liverpool's least glamourous Spice Boy vs Peter Sellers Aptly, this is one of the strangest lookalikes we've ever run. Spotter's badge to Emmet Farragher.... Click to continue reading...

May 16, 2008

Shit Lookalikes: Giulio Migliaccio and Hollywood star Vin Diesel

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Palermo's slaphead must be bored with "are you that Diesel fella?" question This is almost too good for a Shit Lookalike, but we'll take anything these days. Spotter's badge to Marco from mCalcio, one of the best Serie A blogs... Click to continue reading...
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