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Extra Time: Episode 39 Act 1

The Offside Rules 17 November @ 10:35 AM EST
Shep seems to think that Bruce Arena's performance this season is proof that the coach RBNY should hire one that they already fired. He also believes that set pieces win the game and that fly-away cuffs are the look for fall/winter 2009. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 37 Act 1

The Offside Rules 04 November @ 11:25 AM EST
Who won the Extra Time guest reporter contest? All will be revealed in this week's show. Spoiler alert: it's not this guy. Click to continue reading...

Video: Beardy Becks Ready For The Playoffs

The Offside Rules 01 November @ 03:36 PM EST
You know what would be bad ass? If Becks would shave the beard but keep the mustache. I really feel like what we need right now is a return to wide-brooms and "real ales" beards. It's kind of sad that Shep Messing --who has been retired for more than 20 years-- is the dude who's really holding it down for consistent and prominent facial hair in the American soccer diaspora. Click to continue reading...

Stadium P0rn: Inside Red Bull Arena with Extra Time

The Offside Rules 28 October @ 07:04 PM EST
Gregan'em (pronounced like the Southernism "Momma'nem"*) take the show on the road to Harrison for the laying of the final piece of sodding sod. They're also joined by special guests Tab Ramos & Ritchie Williams to talk stadia, New Jersey stuff and playoffs. They also prove that --standing next to Ramos & Williams they are the tallest team of pundits in the American soccersphere. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 36 Act 1

The Offside Rules 28 October @ 07:47 AM EST
Extra Time live from the House of Taurine. Get an eyeful of those seats and that grass in the background; with apologies to Seattle fans, blue & green never looked so good together. And most importantly get an earful of hot playoff talk from Greg, Jason, Shep & Shep's mustache. Click to continue reading...

Video: Extra Time on Minnows & Miracles

The Offside Rules 23 October @ 02:28 PM EST

Miracles happen right? The Yanks lost the 1st two games of the Confederations Cup and still miracled thier ass to the final. In 2008 RBNY were only a margianlly better team than they were this season and they made it all the way out west to MLS Cup. And despite all attempts to kill themselves at Massachusetts Big-E Fair, over 1,000K a day ate a Craz-E burger and lived.

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Extra Time: Episode 34 Act 1

The Offside Rules 14 October @ 07:41 AM EST
The Awesome 3 on Jeff Cunningham and the Dallas debate. They also touch on the playoff chase in Toronto; of course hindsight is 20/20 but do you think Mo Johnston wishes he would have hung on to Cunningham and Casey now that they are leading the league in goals? I've heard of "buyers remorse" but does "traders remorse" exist? Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 33 Act 3

The Offside Rules 08 October @ 06:03 PM EST
Team Extra Time talking about World Cup qualifiers and their impact on MLS matches this week. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 33 Act 1

The Offside Rules 07 October @ 08:07 AM EST
Shep returns in time for MVP and playoff talk. Where the hell was he anyway? Trying on luxurious fur coats? Waiting for the milkman? Was he just staring provocatively into the distance? Maybe it was all of the above. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 31 Act 2

The Offside Rules 23 September @ 07:05 PM EST
With special guest Brian McBride live from one of my old haunts, the Soho Grand Hotel. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 31 Act 1

The Offside Rules 22 September @ 07:36 PM EST
Jason the Producer is engaged. Congrats cousin...and start saving now. Matrimony is expensive. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 30 Act 2

The Offside Rules 16 September @ 07:40 PM EST
The race for the Golden Boot is entering the home stretch... Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 30 Act 1

The Offside Rules 15 September @ 07:17 PM EST
Did Greg really just drop a "nobody puts baby in a corner" the day after Pat Swayze's death? Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 29 Act 3

The Offside Rules 10 September @ 02:04 PM EST
I know I skipped acts 1 & 2 this week, but here's episode 3 for your own, perverse viewing pleasure; better late than never. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 28 Act 3

The Offside Rules 03 September @ 02:16 PM EST
Shep, Jason and Greg on American soccer exceptionalism, a subject that is the topic of an exhausting yet insightful book from a few years ago. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 28 Act 2

The Offside Rules 02 September @ 04:00 PM EST
Shep & co. somehow spend 8+ minutes discussing streaks without mentioning Tiffany May. Shocking. Where is she now anyway? Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 28 Act 1

The Offside Rules 01 September @ 06:17 PM EST
Can you believe it's time to talk playoffs already? Seems like only yesterday we were talking Superliga, friendlies and other mid-season distractions. Now we're nearing the finish line and it's kinda awesome, kinda weird and kinda sad...sort of like some of those things you see at a Tijuana bachelor party. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 27 Act 3

The Offside Rules 27 August @ 12:14 PM EST
Is it just me or does anyone else suspect that Jason The Producer is secretly that one smooth guy from Color Me Bad who wore the blue suits? I mean we hadn't seen him in quite a while so who knows what he's doing now. It's not out of the realm of possibility. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 27 Act 2

The Offside Rules 26 August @ 07:19 PM EST
Jason the Producer is not feeling D.C.'s Greg Janicki at all. It's as if he thinks he Taylor Graham or something (sorry Seattle but he's my go-to bad defenderer, nothing personal). Click to continue reading...

Extra Time: Episode 27 Act 1

The Offside Rules 25 August @ 08:32 PM EST
The E.T. 3 dissect the burning wreckage of the 2009 RBNY season and then get into a bit of playoff talk...of which there will be precious little of in the RBNY locker room. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 26, Act 2

The Offside Rules 19 August @ 07:10 PM EST
Jason The Producer may know his MLS but he does not know his funky soul classics. That's alright though, we can help him --and anyone else who doesn't know The Meters-- with that. The jumpoff for getting familiar with them has to be the classic "Cissy Strut". If you can't get loose with this you can't get loose with anything. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 26, Act 1

The Offside Rules 19 August @ 07:31 AM EST
On Mexican accents, CONCACAF Champions League, and Chivas USA's questionable new signing. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 25, Act 3

The Offside Rules 13 August @ 08:16 PM EST
Featuring Greg Lalas reporting live via satellite from Mexico. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 25, Act 2

The Offside Rules 12 August @ 08:53 PM EST
Shep and NKOTB Jason talking about Bruce Arena and the rise of the LA Galaxy. Crazy how they kinda look like a contender right now. Yesterday, I was speaking with a friend of mine who supports LA and is old enough to remeber the NASL and pointed out that if Beckham & LA were to somehow win the league this season it would mirror Pele not winning anything with the Cosmos until his third season in NY. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 25, Act 1

The Offside Rules 11 August @ 11:30 AM EST
Now with a new logo and ill-advised funk-metal theme song! Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 24: Act 2

The Offside Rules 23 July @ 06:50 AM EST
They titled this one "East Bound and Not Down". Nice. Too bad they didn't spend the extra $200 to get a personal appearance by Kenny Powers for this one. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 24: Act 1

The Offside Rules 22 July @ 05:40 AM EST
Hey now
You're an All Star
Get your game on
Go, play
The name is on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember...who did that damn song? Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 23: Act 2

The Offside Rules 14 July @ 04:02 PM EST
Talking about the return of Brand Beckham is like playing peewee soccer: everybody gets a chance to play. Looks like it's the Extra Time crew's turn. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 22: Act 3

The Offside Rules 09 July @ 04:29 PM EST
First off I apologize for the lack of & brevity of posts lately; trying to grind on the jobhunt and take advantage of some time with the family so I haven't been chained to the computer as per usual. Please forgive me (and the multiple spelling errors due to the rushed nature of my recent output). Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 22: Act 2

The Offside Rules 09 July @ 06:33 AM EST
Shep Messing's mustache goes on an award tour with the Marvelous 3. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 22: Act 1

The Offside Rules 08 July @ 10:02 AM EST
Greg is back and I guess at this point Jason The Producer has been around enough that it's somewhat safe to presume that this is now three man affair. Any and all suggestions for a nickname for this threesome are welcome. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 21: Act 3

The Offside Rules 02 July @ 11:35 AM EST
Bone up on this week's match ups with MLS and Gold Cup previews y'all. I totally forgot the Gold Cup started this weekend and not next weekend. I love it but I swear this Summer of Soccer is almost too much. Click to continue reading...

Extra Time Episode 21: Act 2

The Offside Rules 02 July @ 04:35 AM EST
Julian De Guzman coming home to Canuckistan? Shep Messing's Mustache has got the scoop. Click to continue reading...